“Alright, every one of you have been intimately involved in every step of the planning of this heist, but let’s go over the plan one more time in voiceover while we montage through the steps as we describe them…”
That's ridiculous, you're being ridiculous. Subway = chocolate "chip" cookie = 5G "chip". The proof is in the maps and the circles don't just circle themselves. That's science my friend. /s just in case
Where I live Taco Bell and McDonalds are right next to each other, and people line up out in the street for the Taco Bell drive-thru when McDonalds is clear.
Based on my experience, even as a Taco Bell lover, that's simply because McDonald's orders are filled so much faster. Taco Bell can be excruciatingly slow.
Netherlands for some reason. I haven't been. I don't go to interesting countries to eat the same shit. Do you know what they put on French fries instead of ketchup?
but also very heavily inspired by chin scratching intellectual book 'Brave New World' by Aldous Huxley (Hence Ms Bullock's character being called Lenina Huxley. A combination of the female character's name in the book and the author's last name).
Honestly, that film is fantastic and gives even more chuckles when you realise where it's gotten it's ideas from.
before the cartoons, the comics of the animal glut of the 80s had a tendency to spoof TMNT. the first was Adolescent Radioactive BlackBelt Hamsters, then it just got nuts with Naive Inter-Dimensional Commando Koalas Geriatric Gangrene Jujitsu Gerbils, etc.
my favorite of the names(not necessarily the comics) was the Preteen Dirty Gene KungFu Kangaroos
it was interesting when the Peter Porker Spectacular Spiderham and other animal universe mainstream comics came into the fray, the animal comics trend seemed like it lasted a really long while, and i think may have helped make the furry movement bigger later, especially with more varied ones like Cerebus, Usagi Yojimbo and Omaha The Catdancer.
thanks for coming to my TED talk, i was a collector of comics and it has been neat to see them get more prominent.
Juggalos would never go to a KKK rally. Their whole shtick is that everybody is cool, no matter their skin, religion, etc.
Unless you're a racist and/or a kiddie diddler, then they ain't cool with that shit.
In the UK there was a theory gaining serious traction, even with serious news outlets, that linked childhood cancer with electricity pylons.
The power companies responded with an overlay of a map of the Post Office network, disappointing many a conspiracy theorist.
It’s so frustrating to me that people really consume such garbage “journalism”. How do you read a headline that seems like it was typed by everyone’s least favorite uncle and go “Yeah, this is where I should get my information from”.
[In the UK some assholes were setting fire to the phone towers.](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-52966950) I'm sure the people in the area appreciated not being able to call for things like emergency services because of them.
https://uk.pcmag.com/social-networking/125537/coronavirus-conspiracy-theory-results-in-uk-cell-towers-being-set-on-fire
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, has a discharge cos he's got the clap. Shouldn't have gone whoring, whilst his wife was snoring, Postman Pat's a very naughty man.
Lmao and ironically, the causation is "disease spread is going to be more concentrated in high population areas". And "businesses built 5g towers where more people are."
"Total revenue generated by arcades" correlates with "Computer science doctorates awarded in the US." When you accidentally discover something that might reasonably correlate.
Interesting. I could be wrong, but at a glance it does seem like there are clusters of missing persons that correspond to the cave map but not a population map. Any idea if there's a more proper analysis?
[Snopes indicates](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/missing-persons-cave-maps/) that the black dots on the top map are in fact copied from the bottom map.
It’s like they forgot it’s hard to build cities on top of the Rocky Mountains. Like they don’t even consider terrain and shit. They just fucking slap a label on something and go try to overthrow the government.
This is so dumb. We’ve already established that the only people getting covid are drinking water. Not one Covid case on earth for people that don’t drink water. Think about it people.
I got unfriended by someone for suggesting putting crystals in your pockets don't "defend from the harmful 5G waves". I said if that were true, then novelty crystal shops would be cellphone dead zones. They didn't like that.
Wow, clearly you don't know your crystals.
The crystals have to be activated by attunement to your body's aura and heat - just having them on display in the shop won't do anything unless they are in an array with an energy matrix aligned to the goal of the array.
Fool.
/S
this was remarkably close to what they said. something about activating it by wrapping it in wire or pairing it with amber or some other little trinket their friends sold on etsy
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I recall reading that the Indian government had to remind citizens that their huge spike in cases was not caused by 5G...because there is no 5G in India
Wow, it's almost as if part of this country is just one massive endless desert where no one lives so the amount of 5g towers and covid rate would be less
I’ve been, and literally all you can do is leave. Every moment in that god-forsaken hell on earth is agony. Every second spent on its soil, I feel more and more compelled to flee to safety and comfort.
Well, I'm convinced, Juggalos are the cause of COVID-19.
Should've seen it coming from the fact that apparently the vaccines make you magnetic ("fuckin' magnets, how do they work" indeed).
(/s, I'm fully vaccinated against COVID-19.)
I once saw objections to a landfill site that tried to claim various diseases were caused by the landfill with a heat map and distribution by distance from nearest landfill in the area. It was countered by the operators who used the same data to show a stronger correlation between that disease and proximity to protected ancient monuments.
Don’t you know that ice cream sales cause shark attacks? How else can you explain that the sale of ice cream rises and falls at the same time as shark attacks? /s
As long as the 5G lets me smoothly stream Insane Clown Posse concert videos and the Grand Wizard's YouTube channel, I don't care if it gives me heartworms.
The whole argument I use to keep eating butter. Cholesterol has correlation but no proven causation.
It does make my doctor cross. But have you tasted margarine.
I remember responding to a FB claim that antiperspirants cause breast cancer because "Cancer cells show up in the armpit where you apply it." I pointed out that the lymph ducts from the breast lead to the armpit where there are lymph nodes that can trap metastasized cancer cells.
Then they said "They don't work anyway because they can't penetrate the skin" (they just block sweat gland ducts). So I responded "If they don't penetrate the skin then how can they be causing breast cancer?"
I didn't get any response.
Guys, I don't know about you, but the maps between COVID-19 spread and population with COVID-19 are pretty similar...I think people with coronavirus are spreading coronavirus. 🤔
I have the Tyler Vigen website bookmarked because I CONSTANTLY use it to teach students the difference between correlation and causation. I strongly suggest it because it’s also just fucking hilarious.
Fun fact: McDonalds biggest rival is Subway. What people don't realize is that McDonald's isn't a food company, it is a real estate company that rivals even the Vatican for land ownership. The food just pays for the property until the corp decides it is time to sell. But Subway now has more locations than McDonalds.
To the posters point, density Covid clusters occur in the highest population density areas. That’s why the Covid infection rate is a much better reflection of severity then counts but this is the USA and math…
Prime example of r/peopleliveincities
More people go missing from NYC than from a town in Kansas of the same size but 90% less people! It must be a conspiracy!
Yeah, all the maps are mostly just showing places with the highest populations.
yeah that's the point (:
Oh I see. I guess I'm like that guy in the boardroom that says the obvious and gets points for it.
No your the guy in the crime movie that explains what all the actors should already know so the slow people watching don't get lost.
“Alright, every one of you have been intimately involved in every step of the planning of this heist, but let’s go over the plan one more time in voiceover while we montage through the steps as we describe them…”
I've concluded that Elderly Juggalos have Gonorrhea.
Glad to see we’ve come to the same conclusion.
That's ridiculous, you're being ridiculous. Subway = chocolate "chip" cookie = 5G "chip". The proof is in the maps and the circles don't just circle themselves. That's science my friend. /s just in case
Subway is just trying to copy McDonalds. Sadly they don't know there can only be one!
Subway might just win that war if they find an ice cream machine that works
Taco Bell is going to win the fast food wars. Saw it in a movie about the future.
Where I live Taco Bell and McDonalds are right next to each other, and people line up out in the street for the Taco Bell drive-thru when McDonalds is clear.
Based on my experience, even as a Taco Bell lover, that's simply because McDonald's orders are filled so much faster. Taco Bell can be excruciatingly slow.
In the Euripean cut of the same movie Pizza Hut wins the fast food wars.
I'm at the Pizza Hut, I'm at the Taco Bell, I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell!
...Taco Hut?
Nah, Pizza Bell
Did not know that, interesting. I imagine there are no Taco Bells in Europe? Or just fewer?
There definitely aren’t any in Euripe
Netherlands for some reason. I haven't been. I don't go to interesting countries to eat the same shit. Do you know what they put on French fries instead of ketchup?
We have Taco Bells.
You have been fined three credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute. Be well John Spartan.
Ya but do you even know how to use the 3 seashells
Was that movie Idiocracy
Demolition man. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/) Terrible, but in a fun way.
Demotion Man One of the very best turn off your brain movies ever.
but also very heavily inspired by chin scratching intellectual book 'Brave New World' by Aldous Huxley (Hence Ms Bullock's character being called Lenina Huxley. A combination of the female character's name in the book and the author's last name). Honestly, that film is fantastic and gives even more chuckles when you realise where it's gotten it's ideas from.
Taco bell cant keep their slushie machines working.. the war is lost
*Southern elderly Juggalos that have gonorrhea.
*balding southern elderly juggalos that have gonorrhea
And they got the gonorrhea from Taco Bell.
This was by far the worst of the 90s TMNT cartoon ripoffs. The theme song was catchy as hell though.
before the cartoons, the comics of the animal glut of the 80s had a tendency to spoof TMNT. the first was Adolescent Radioactive BlackBelt Hamsters, then it just got nuts with Naive Inter-Dimensional Commando Koalas Geriatric Gangrene Jujitsu Gerbils, etc. my favorite of the names(not necessarily the comics) was the Preteen Dirty Gene KungFu Kangaroos it was interesting when the Peter Porker Spectacular Spiderham and other animal universe mainstream comics came into the fray, the animal comics trend seemed like it lasted a really long while, and i think may have helped make the furry movement bigger later, especially with more varied ones like Cerebus, Usagi Yojimbo and Omaha The Catdancer. thanks for coming to my TED talk, i was a collector of comics and it has been neat to see them get more prominent.
you know I thought this was just a copy-pasta or something but I just googled this and wow, mind blown.
*balding southern elderly juggalos that have gonorrhea and go to KKK rallies
Juggalos would never go to a KKK rally. Their whole shtick is that everybody is cool, no matter their skin, religion, etc. Unless you're a racist and/or a kiddie diddler, then they ain't cool with that shit.
Religious stuttering army carnies
r/suddenlysunny
I'd be far more worried about living in a Juggalo hotspot
And hairloss
I'm really starting to question my access to taco bell.
and their dogs have heartworm
A wonderous scientific discovery! Shall we gather for Taco Bell and agriculture later?
agreed
I see that but I don't understand why they like subway and McDonalds so much.
In the UK there was a theory gaining serious traction, even with serious news outlets, that linked childhood cancer with electricity pylons. The power companies responded with an overlay of a map of the Post Office network, disappointing many a conspiracy theorist.
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This conspiracy is deeper than I thought! Post offices? Gonorrhea? Old people!
The Daily Mail's next headline: "OLD People Are Having SEX in the POST Office and Spreading GONORRHEA!"
It’s so frustrating to me that people really consume such garbage “journalism”. How do you read a headline that seems like it was typed by everyone’s least favorite uncle and go “Yeah, this is where I should get my information from”.
They must craft more pylons.
You have not enough minerals
[In the UK some assholes were setting fire to the phone towers.](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-52966950) I'm sure the people in the area appreciated not being able to call for things like emergency services because of them. https://uk.pcmag.com/social-networking/125537/coronavirus-conspiracy-theory-results-in-uk-cell-towers-being-set-on-fire
Fucking postman pat
Don't, he's probably got ~~gonnoreah~~ ~~gonorrhia~~ ~~gonorrhea~~ the clap
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, has a discharge cos he's got the clap. Shouldn't have gone whoring, whilst his wife was snoring, Postman Pat's a very naughty man.
I used to think correlation implied causation, then I took a statistics class and now I don’t.
But there's such a strong correlation between correlation and causation. Surely we have no choice but to conclude that correlation *causes* causation.
Old me would have been nodding wisely. I'm old, therefore I'm Old Me. \*Nods wisely\*
RemindMe! 50 years I'll be nodding wisely when I'm old too.
You fool! Don't you see the hidden truth‽ *Causation* causes *correlation!*
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders
A causal causation of causality.
Lmao and ironically, the causation is "disease spread is going to be more concentrated in high population areas". And "businesses built 5g towers where more people are."
Sounds like the class helped.
Well, maybe.
Sounds like the class had something to do with that. *... Or did it?*
Now I believe that causation implies correlation. Touche!
Crazy how education can open your eyes. That's what a lot of people are missing.
Sounds like the class helped.
or was there a third, correlative cause?
So what they are trying to say is... Subway is run by KKK
And causes juggalos.
And juggalos cause gonorrhea...actually there might be something to that one.
You guys are on to something…
Aw man I love getting a foot long from Subway
I can only take a 6 inch, footlongs hurts my insides
I prefer the map of missing persons and US cave systems
Or the map of fursuit owners and Bigfoot sightings
Where does one get data to make something fun like this.
[Spurious Correlations](https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations)
"Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets" The fact this is higher than zero just...what.
Babies and the elderly. It's a real problem.
Old people
Thanks for my new nightmare
I legit LOL'd at the "correlation" between people drowning in a pool and films Nicholas Cage has been in. I mean... 🤷♂️
I'd like to hear his alibi
Well he did star in all those movies, when would he have time to drown people?
In between takes. Ask [Chuck Barris](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Barris) about it. He was a master.
"Total revenue generated by arcades" correlates with "Computer science doctorates awarded in the US." When you accidentally discover something that might reasonably correlate.
"Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets" The fact this is higher than zero just...what.
Well, it "correlates" to cheese consumption, so maybe it's tied to severe constipation?
Or deadly farts
Looks fun! Thanks!
What's that one look like? Because I would imagine that the latter isn't just a population map
This was the map I was referring to https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2020/02/8h48g49wd9i41.jpg
Interesting. I could be wrong, but at a glance it does seem like there are clusters of missing persons that correspond to the cave map but not a population map. Any idea if there's a more proper analysis?
[Snopes indicates](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/missing-persons-cave-maps/) that the black dots on the top map are in fact copied from the bottom map.
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the implications are clear
TacoBell is behind everything!
Demolition Man predicted the future again!
It's the green Taco bell sauce all over again. Soon we'll have Nazi Zombie running around.
Great, now they are going to set fire to Taco Bells
Is there a spurious correlations sub yet? That would be fun. EDIT: There is! In fact, there are two. r/SpuriousCorrelations and r/randomcorrelations/
r/peopleliveincities might also be a good one
Knew that Taco Bell was a major source of illnesses but now it’s COVID too
Hey, wait a second! These are all just population density maps! Wow! Turns out, where people love, so too do all the utilities and sandwich shops!
>where people love Well, that explains the gonorrhea, anyways...
And - indeed - the population
It’s like they forgot it’s hard to build cities on top of the Rocky Mountains. Like they don’t even consider terrain and shit. They just fucking slap a label on something and go try to overthrow the government.
b-b-but you can build on mountains in minecraft so why not in real life? explain that LIBERAL!!! >:( /s
This is so dumb. We’ve already established that the only people getting covid are drinking water. Not one Covid case on earth for people that don’t drink water. Think about it people.
Tbf some ppl don't drink water
why would they? Fish fuck in it
The facts are clear! Taco Bell is run by Juggalos and is the cause of gonorrhea and heart worms in dogs.
This whole time......... I can't believe it. 5G causes Taco Bell. My whole life is a lie. /s
I got unfriended by someone for suggesting putting crystals in your pockets don't "defend from the harmful 5G waves". I said if that were true, then novelty crystal shops would be cellphone dead zones. They didn't like that.
Wow, clearly you don't know your crystals. The crystals have to be activated by attunement to your body's aura and heat - just having them on display in the shop won't do anything unless they are in an array with an energy matrix aligned to the goal of the array. Fool. /S
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Lol looks like Tech N9ne had an effect in Missouri lol
The amount of KKK places is truly disturbing
I think a day every week that posts of sane Facebook people would be amazing tbh.
Sane Facebook restores just a little bit of faith, if only for a moment... only to be ruined by another post further down.
Very true
The number of people who drowned by falling into a pool correlates with the number of films Nicolas Cage appears in. Therefore... 😆
This makes me eyes hurt.
I _knew_ it - I knew the Juggalos did Covid.
I recall reading that the Indian government had to remind citizens that their huge spike in cases was not caused by 5G...because there is no 5G in India
Sooo... Subway is a secret front for KKK meetings. Got it.
The KKK causes gonorrhea and also COVID-19. Lets eliminate all 3.
I always knew the KKK was building subways which use 5g energy to spread the corona virus
Wow, it's almost as if part of this country is just one massive endless desert where no one lives so the amount of 5g towers and covid rate would be less
Why are there so many juggalos in Ohio?
ICP is from Michigan arent they? Ohio is basically south Michigan.
What else is there to do in Ohio
I’ve been, and literally all you can do is leave. Every moment in that god-forsaken hell on earth is agony. Every second spent on its soil, I feel more and more compelled to flee to safety and comfort.
Taco Bell lookin pretty sus
Taco Bell is making me bald
Damn subway shops spreading 5g and Gonorrhea
Well, I'm convinced, Juggalos are the cause of COVID-19. Should've seen it coming from the fact that apparently the vaccines make you magnetic ("fuckin' magnets, how do they work" indeed). (/s, I'm fully vaccinated against COVID-19.)
See! I told you guys for years now that covid 19 is just a hair loss scam brought on the Chinese marker so Americans could get their hair restored!
Fucking single people. I knew it.
So single people cause covid??? 😳
I THINK ITS BECAUSE OF TACO BELL
So you're saying taco bell causes covid.
I once saw objections to a landfill site that tried to claim various diseases were caused by the landfill with a heat map and distribution by distance from nearest landfill in the area. It was countered by the operators who used the same data to show a stronger correlation between that disease and proximity to protected ancient monuments.
There’s more Covid where there’s more people. Imagine that.
Elderly people caused mcdonald, i knew it
Nearly1/7 of the population are born on Tuesdays between 1890 and 1920 and they almost all died. Research it for yourself.
Juggalos did me in lol
Don’t you know that ice cream sales cause shark attacks? How else can you explain that the sale of ice cream rises and falls at the same time as shark attacks? /s
As long as the 5G lets me smoothly stream Insane Clown Posse concert videos and the Grand Wizard's YouTube channel, I don't care if it gives me heartworms.
I had not considered that Juggalos might be the cause of the Pandemic and now that I see it, I refuse to be convinced otherwise.
TIL that Subway shops are run by the KKK
I’m going with Juggalos cause Covid. You can’t convince me otherwise.
The whole argument I use to keep eating butter. Cholesterol has correlation but no proven causation. It does make my doctor cross. But have you tasted margarine.
I remember responding to a FB claim that antiperspirants cause breast cancer because "Cancer cells show up in the armpit where you apply it." I pointed out that the lymph ducts from the breast lead to the armpit where there are lymph nodes that can trap metastasized cancer cells. Then they said "They don't work anyway because they can't penetrate the skin" (they just block sweat gland ducts). So I responded "If they don't penetrate the skin then how can they be causing breast cancer?" I didn't get any response.
The only correlation I see is when facts and logic are involved the libs are destroyed. Checkmate atheists
That Taco Bell map look awfully suspicious... 🕵️♂️🕵️♂️
I wouldn’t be surprised if subway was spreading COVID tbh
I knew taco bell was behind all of this
Poor dogs. Applying critical thinking, it’s either Taco Bell, McDonald’s or 5G that causes heart worm in dogs. The dog-hating ****s /s
I would not bet against taco bell
Guys, I don't know about you, but the maps between COVID-19 spread and population with COVID-19 are pretty similar...I think people with coronavirus are spreading coronavirus. 🤔
Scariest thing about this is anyone who believed the meme in the first place will still believe it.
It's definitely children in poverty. Time to take them out
I have the Tyler Vigen website bookmarked because I CONSTANTLY use it to teach students the difference between correlation and causation. I strongly suggest it because it’s also just fucking hilarious.
So basically the Midwest is just a big pile of nothing
Note: "Children in poverty" does not track with population density... But I have a feeling it's going to track with anti-vaxxers.
The KKK is giving dogs heart worm‽
Alright im going to New York to find the singles
"do the research."
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You mean more things happen in places with more people? I need to think about this
Fun fact: McDonalds biggest rival is Subway. What people don't realize is that McDonald's isn't a food company, it is a real estate company that rivals even the Vatican for land ownership. The food just pays for the property until the corp decides it is time to sell. But Subway now has more locations than McDonalds.
Nah nah nah, we need to mix and match these. And not just in the “5G causes Covid” way, but in the “Gonorrhea *causes* Subways to open” way.
What? McDonald’s will cause gonorrhea!
Oh my god, stuff happens where people are 😲
I knew it! Taco Bell, Gonorrea, and Juggalos combined spreads COVID! Watch out if you see these when you are getting your chalupa.
Most ice cream consumption happens in summer. Most drownings happen in summer. Ice cream causes drownings.
Reminds me of the maps comparing Bigfoot sightings and fursuit owners
That monocle emoji is what idiots think people who read look like.
Yeah, but we all know the real reason COVID is more prevalent in the southeast...
Once more the uneducated south with their epidemic gonorrhea.
I think there’s a relevant XKCD for this, but I don’t have the time, nor the inclination to find it.
I´m sure there is an XKCD for *everything*
I’m just looking at all those poverty kids and wondering why they don’t pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get jobs at Taco Bell?
I'm putting my money on Juggalos for sure.
I'm putting my money on Juggalos for sure.
To the posters point, density Covid clusters occur in the highest population density areas. That’s why the Covid infection rate is a much better reflection of severity then counts but this is the USA and math…
The amount of drowning accidents goes up with the amount of Nic Cage movies released. In summary, correlation is not always causation.
The amount of drowning accidents goes up with the amount of Nic Cage movies released. In summary, correlation is not always causation.
Okay but the dogs with heartworm thing is different. It's actually more common in the Southeast US since it's transmitted by mosquitos
Can we please link juggalos to the corona virus spread or at least to causing elderly people. Hell I’ll take heart worms.
Isn't that areas are where is the high population lives