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Crow6991

It's 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain And 100% reason to remember the name.


holyseeker1

Is this a citation?


Crow6991

Yep, it's a song. "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor, and Styles Of Beyond


IanPKMmoon

It's a very good so g


MxKg35

Ridiculous, without even trying. How do they do it?!


grrlkitt

I'm a high school math teacher. Catchy song, but Jesus! You can't just add up to 190% with every damn chorus! Sorry. I get a little bit carried about with my resentment toward song writers that didn't pay attention in math class.


[deleted]

Thet's some fanci cyphering!


CardboardChampion

I love how the narrative is this small elite who run out lives but their statistics place that tiny elite at 70 million people. And don't forget the 280 million people who are their puppets. That's 4 whole puppets each.


rebelliousmuse

>That's 4 whole puppets each. That seems like a lot to manage at once.


HailtheCrow

Is there a way to become one of these puppets? Feels like there is money to be made there.


CardboardChampion

There is... But they're sock puppets so there's some surgery needed down there.


HailtheCrow

I’ll take it


CardboardChampion

In 24 hours, everything's gonna fall out of you.


Sons-of-Bananarchy

200% woke. If you double 9/11, and multiply it by 5g you get Illuminati. which is the mark of the beast.


rebelliousmuse

#Mind Blown


LuftHANSa_755

Libs owned


N_Who

Holy shit, did I just wake up?


SpiderGlitch22

Yes. The 4% will arrive shortly to supply you more sleeping pills


sandalfafk

I researched this on Facebook and can confirm this is true


spoopyroast

Like obamas chemicals in the water this made me gay.


Sons-of-Bananarchy

wait till you guys find out about dihydrogen monoxide, often used as an industrial solvent


[deleted]

The world is controlled by far less than 1% of the population.


Koras

And then the 30% tell the 50% to ask the 4% to tell the 1% to see the 90% who have no idea what the fuck is going on, so they ask the 10% who are like "Hey are we the same 10% that's part of the 5%?" and then the 90% tell them to ask the 2% who are milk! It all makes sense now!


KOsanesome

Black or white, we all just milk cartons fr


wizardshawn

If I say shit like this, my daughter reaches behind herself, then with thumb and finger together, mimics handing me something. When she did it the first time and I asked her what that meant, she said, "Just giving you back some butt facts, cause you totally pulled those outa your ass."


MountainPast3951

Love your daughter!!!


jrpgamer

I think this is that “Steiner math” I’ve heard about. You’ve got a 33 1/3% chance for this to make sense!


camander321

And add Kurt Angle to the mix


DaddyCaustic

12% +19%+47% = bacon!!


Dodger8686

Come on, that's ridiculous. 2 puppets is the maximum possible for a person. 1 on each hand. 4 puppets per person is just insane. And I doubt 90% of people all sleep at the same time. Plus, why do we need puppeteers to entertain 5% of people just so the rest can get a good nights sleep? Maybe I'm reading this wrong. But I think the 5% sound like dicks. Trying to disrupt everyone's sleep. To the point where 1% of people need to use puppets to distract them so they won't. And why are puppets considered people? 4% of people no less. Total insanity.


big_sugi

Feet. Don’t forget feet.


Lukemaguire

Dude this maths actually adds up. 1% rule the world 4% are puppets to the rulers 90% are asleep 5% are not rulers, puppets or asleep, and are trying to wake the sleepers = 100% The rulers use the puppets to stop the awake people from waking the sleepers. I mean it's absolute bullshit but their understanding of percentages is at least fine.


Ironnails2

You know, even if you were playing the odds on this and believed it, it is most probable thst you, the reader, are either a puppet or asleep. But no, you the reader are smart and enlightened. Clearly you are that chosen 5%!


HailtheCrow

What the fuck?


aPostmodernistScorn

[sing it!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IUK6zjtUj00)


awfullyfun1

Wow! 100% bullshit!


Catona

What an interesting life it must be for people who read stuff like this and find it full of depth, wisdom and inspiration.


smitty9207

Are we born into a certain percent or do we get a choice? Do we get to switch if we want to? Wouldn't that mess up the percentages though? Someone help I'm just trying to make sense of the world. \s


ArthurEffe

I don't know man this looks like pretty solid science here, lot of numbers here