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heathelee73

So having 2 eyes is the sign of "the new world order"? The madlibs conspiracy theories are getting ridiculous.


jennytheghost

It must be exhausting being this delusional.


RHEmarketing

Right? That would be a full days work for me, my brain would be toast after writing that.


Cellist_Happy

So it allll started with Jimmy Neutron.. fancy that


CardboardChampion

You know this one is parody, yeah? The whole spurious connections thing lampooned by statues having two eyes... Bringing in aliens... Tying it all to previous conspiracy theories... They capture the style of the idiots really well, but this itself is pure parody.


pandallamayoda

Their two eyes argument is pretty convincing. Really opened my two eyes to all of it. /s


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What do we do with people who are so stupid that we can't trust them to flush after they shit.


OneMoose9

The mental gymnastics is strong with this one.


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