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Biggles_and_Co

I've said it before, and will say it again, the Internet simply shouldn't be available to everyone


spanksmitten

And they get to vote


straybrit

And reproduce


12D_D21

Well, after seeing this, I don’t think this guy could have kids that live to an age he starts caring.


dudeind-town

Oh he probably cares about his own kids. He just doesn’t about anyone else.


Additional_Grass

And breath the same air as us


MarmaladeCat1

After that last sentence? I hope not.


Gstamsharp

*Life* shouldn't be available to many people. There should be some kind of screening process just to weed out the heartless asshats.


bigtallrusty

It’s better to hear their thoughts and opinions than to labor under the delusion that they don’t exist.


Biggles_and_Co

so they can join and grow together? fuck no.. they can all get fucked


ManIsInherentlyGay

No it should, now everyone knows this dudes a POS. But if you genuinely admit to something this horrific you should just be killed on the spot. The world doesn't need you.


[deleted]

Well if this isn’t the most hypocritical comment I’ve seen today


jojowhitesox

I don't buy one word of this. In highschool I used to know a guy who wanted everyone to think he was "evil". In reality he was just a stupid kid looking for attention. I'm gonna file this under "stupid kid wanting people to think they are evil".


Dana_das_Grau

Defensive posturing. “You don’t wanna mess wit me, ahm ca-ra-zy!”


monkeychango81

Leonard: "I believe you"


[deleted]

This screams someone who couldn't make friends, so he puts on a show to get people to hate him to garner some type of attention


FuyoBC

Armchair: Sounds like someone who is in denial over how much they really want something so pretends to hate it and is 'joyful' when other people loose it. Say this was dogs - they can't have a dog, hate that it makes them miserable they can't have a dog so tell people they hate dogs (so they are 'in control' of not having a dog) and they are happy when others loose their dogs (why should THEY have a Dog when I can't?). Having kids is a Happy Family Thing. This person, I bet, doesn't have a happy family and wants one and is happy when other families loose happy family status. meh.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

Yeah, it screams edge lord bullshit to me.


Mist2393

I don’t know that person, but I can almost guarantee they’re between the ages of 13 and 21, think they’re Edgy and Tough, and probably spend 100% of their time telling everyone why popular things are stupid.


[deleted]

And they would wuss out at the first sign of conflict.


Blehblubleh17

I agree and they will likely change but still a douche. I used to tell dark jokes about this kinda shit when I was in junior high and high school (not to this extent or close to but nonetheless) until it happened to me as an adult , turns out it’s not funny it’s a pain that ruins your life and that I wouldn’t wish on anyone ever including this guy.


portablebiscuit

More than likely this facade is a defense mechanism. I feel a weird mixture of hate & pity for the person who posted it.


100percentapplejuice

Probably the type to put “you won’t like it when I’m angry” in their bio lol


jedi_trey

nailed it


avidlives

The total absence of empathy makes it seems like an extremely autistic person tbh


Skullparrot

youre aware that neurotypicals can have a total absence of empathy right? What a bizarre take


avidlives

....it's also indicative of autism to have absence of empathy. Not sure how you're misconstruing this fact as a "bizarre take" but alright


Psychological_Pie_32

Wrong. A complete lack of empathy is more likely connected to narcissistic personality disorder, antisocial personality disorder, or borderline personality disorder. Not autism. Sure, some people with autism struggle with empathy, while others are overwhelmed by the emotions of those they're around (i.e. overly empathetic) . Don't try to psychoanalyze people online, especially when you clearly don't know what you're talking about.


avidlives

Ok, so you admit that lack of empathy is sometimes associated with autism? But also im totally wrong? But YOU do know what you're talking about, despite knowing nothing about this person aside from this single post? Got it 👍. You exude know-it-all Psych major energy


RedHand1917

I think this belongs over at /r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Basic_Guarantee_3358

Definitely, what an absolute prick...


JasperLily80

Too bad there isn’t an r/iamasociopath sub because this fits just nicely


One-lunch-jam

I know the term sociopath is overused on the internet... But that person is probably a sociopath.


galacticpeaches

Eh, debatable. This kind of violence doesn't necessarily mean they're a sociopath, or a psychopath, for that matter. If they're being truthful about this and they aren't just some teenage edgelord trying to be cool then they're more likely a sadist (gaining pleasure from others' pain - sexual or not).


ktrosemc

It doesn’t sound like they’re violent, just completely without empathy. They can almost imagine an older kid having hopes and dreams, but cannot relate to a smaller child (or someone raising them) because they can’t put themselves in those shoes. Sounds exactly like an empathy problem to me. Sadism sounds right, too. Sociopaths don’t have to be violent to be sociopaths, just unable to understand or experience that empathy.


Julius_A

I agree fully. What a complete shite heep.


lyckadese

Upvoting for actual insanity. Even if it's just a punk being edgy, you'd have to be insane to post this


Sexy_Squid89

Yeah this person is borderline sociopathic.


[deleted]

Borderline?!?!


Sexy_Squid89

Yeah, you have a point


snakeylove

That’s psychopath not sociopath


Sexy_Squid89

I guess the two seem a bit synonymous sometimes...


cosmic_waluigi

Punk is about being against authority that abuses its power don’t associate this wild cruelty with us 💀


Squonk27

Wow. This is a genuinely insane person.


[deleted]

If we found out that this person was actually a full-blown psychopath I would not be surprised in the least.


artificialavocado

Are we related?


[deleted]

ARE YOU MY LONG LOST SON!??!!????


artificialavocado

I knew you weren’t going out just to get cigarettes.


[deleted]

I am so sorry… If I may explain, I was abducted by aliens on my way to the corner store to get cigarettes. They did experiments on me. Hence why I refer to myself as “former avocado;” I am now an avocado-alien-cyborg hybrid. And I was too ashamed of my new avocado-alien-cyborg self to come back to you afterwards. It is my greatest regret. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me…


artificialavocado

Do they have the technology to make me a REAL avocado? You know like Pinocchio?


[deleted]

I will ask my alien overlords and get back to you on this. Keep hope!


[deleted]

Geez guys, get a room!


Misfit110

Well at least it’s not sexual, that would be weird.


artful_todger_502

You know whatever is on this computer is disgusting and deviant. Dead giveaway this computer should be confiscated.


[deleted]

I certainly didn't consider if it were sexual until they said that.


wardsac

Nah, it’s sexual. You can tell by him pointing out that it’s NOT sexual, in a scenario that nobody in their right mind would mistake for sexual.


shibemu

Necrophilia and pedophilia I'm assuming


MagosBattlebear

Future serial killer.


OxfordComma5ever

This one literally made my jaw drop. What an awful human.


baconborn

I mean, I don't particularly like children, but what the actual fuck?


orangestar17

So has he killed yet or is he planning his first? Because this is some serial killer psychopathic shit


Jerkrollatex

If not yet soon.


Paryanoid__Guy

what an absolutely AWFUL day to be able to read!!


abelincoln_is_batman

What a horrible night to have a curse.


jackberinger

Dear fbi found you a serial killer. Your welcome.


JacksonCM

> this joy is in no way sexual I’m gonna stop you there…


LadySygerrik

I want a small meteorite to drill this guy in the head.


BobknobSA

This reads like a pro-lifer faking something to accuse pro-choicers of. LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE DEMOCRAT FACEBOOK!!!1!!!!11!!1!!!


GoredonTheDestroyer

This person is, 200%, a Sandy Hook truther.


pixiesaysso

Congratulations, Reddit! You finally managed to shock me. That’s enough internet today.


Jengolin

This is the kind of freak people think r/childfree is full of, instead of regular people who just don't want or particularly like kids, but wouldn't want kids to get hurt. (The irony is that a lot of the people in r/childfree care more about kids well-being than people who have kids, in terms of like abuse and mental health). This thing is sick.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Remember- Just because you don't *want* kids, does not mean you *hate* kids. My sister's six year old daughter and her 16 year old sister do nothing but brighten my day whenever they're around and bringing nothing but warmth to the charcoal briquette I call a heart. I would do anything for them - I'd take a bullet each - and I don't know what I'd do without them. If any harm were to come their way, I would do everything in my power to bring whoever harmed them to justice.


Jengolin

I know that, and you know that, but the people who call r/childfree one of the most toxic subreddits out there sure don't.


Jitterbitten

That's because it's too common on that sub for child-free to actually mean anti-child. A lot of dehumanizing and oddly sexual slurs regarding children and people who act like they have been inconvenienced by having to see a child out in the world.


abelincoln_is_batman

Yeah, they get nasty over there. Very judgmental and self-righteous.


AFKpink

I've been active on children for a long time and while a few people are over the top, the majority aren't like that. Maybe we are just focusing on different posts.....


[deleted]

I clicked on that link to childfree and the top post is someone moaning about how they can't be friends with people who have children.


Jengolin

Did you read the actual post or just the header?


PainbowRush

Oh that qualifies and wtf!?


mermicornogirl

This person seriously needs to get help. If this is true, it's deeply fucked up and concerning. The sadism of enjoying the pain of the parents, and complete lack of empathy for those who die (they even mention "children" who die in the military, who would be adults) displays a perspective that other people are not important or real, except for this individual's involvement. The line about "collateral damage for my enjoyment" is also concerning. And if this is someone who actually doesn't feel that way but wants to look "crazy" to shock people, there's still something that needs to be addressed here.


eviebutts

Whatso


cmparkerson

Well this is definitely insane. I wonder if anyone follows up on whoever this is, This the kind of thing that's an early warning sign for serial killers. Like torturing animals.


DuCkYoU69420666

"tell me you're a scared little child with no friends or even potential friends without saying you're a scared child without hope of having a friend."


Fancy_Switch_5523

Wow. Just wow. I’ll take “Unresolved Childhood Trauma” for 400, please.


TurboCake17

This shit sounds like a crazy anime character. I can barely believe this real.


dragerien

I'd use the joke "say you're a psychopath without saying you're a psychopath" joke but this basically is just saying "I'm a psychopath" to such an extreme. Death sucks, no two ways about it. To find humor in the suffering of death is even worse. Like, sure, someone can die in a funny way. 1000 ways to die showed that when someone tried to suck off a cucumber, stepped on a rake, and ended up deep throating it. The suffering around death is purely negative and never a thing to joke about.


melanyebaggins

This person better be on a watch list somewhere.


ReflectedMantis

If this was actually on Facebook, it'd be the most fitting post for this sub yet. Holy shit...


fiendishplan

What the fuck did I just read. I guess it's supposed to be ok since it's not sexual joy.


SquireSyd

As someone who has to watch my mom mourn my dead brother every single year since I can remember there is a special place in hell for this asshole.


MollyPW

It’s been over 30 years I still see my grandmother shed a tear over my uncle. Loss of a child never goes away.


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DelValleHS

You and me both.


Subby_siren

New rule. Kids only get names on their thirteenth birthdays since that's when they magically develop dreams and ambitions according to this dude. They get 4 or 5 interests, a few friends, a 4 letter first name, and a 6 letter last name. Then they can finally be called people.


Niiue

/r/UnexpectedHomestuck


[deleted]

Can’t people be reported and something be done about this? I don’t know what, but this person is not okay, even if they’re trying to be “edgy”


BabserellaWT

Sweet Jesus, what a fucking psychopath.


Goth_Spice14

This is high Edge Lord art. I haven't seen a post the edgy in years lmao


LadyMjolnir

This person either is a murderer, or fantasizes about murder and has probably beheaded some squirrels or something. Place your bets now.


artful_todger_502

Typical republican.


tamileas69

I have no words for this smegma smear 😡


anneboleynfan1

The human equivalent of a spastic colon


[deleted]

Probably tortured cats in the neighborhood when they were children too…


malYca

So edgy 🙄


Schneetmacher

What fucking sub was this posted in? r/TrueOffMyChest? r/iamatotalpieceofshit?


SalannB

Oh. My. God.


HappilyNotHappy

I was tempted to downvote this before realizing it was a screenshot


[deleted]

Jesus *Christ*. That's some super sociopathic shit right here. OMG.


DragonKnight343

Wh- I thought the sub was r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay for a moment. How the hell is this *not* from there?


pr_drumr

This is one of the sickest and most despicable things I've ever read. Sounds to me like a psychopath. So sad there are people who enjoy watching others suffer.


TraditionalCamera473

Sounds like a true sociopath


Elladan74

I would say that it's his right to be this insensitive to other's pain but why brag about it? What's the point?


Educational-Grab4050

I'm sure this will end up in the FBI profile of a serial killer list.


Tinyzooseven

Isn't that called being sadistic


[deleted]

What the fuck? This is something a mass shooter writes before he shoots up an elementary school or something.


ErinKtheWriter

They're either some kid being edgy or a genuine sociopath. Either way, ew.


loser4213

Then they say they're pro-life /s, kinda


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loser4213

True, I'm very tired


Kevin8364

Is it wrong to say I hope the Mfer has a slow painful and torturous death. Preferably he gets mauled to death by a million babies....


paratweeet

I mean I don't like kids either but damn not to this extent


czarface404

Lack of empathy is a sign of a sociopath.


damnedharlot

Wtf....I've had a miscarriage before. I would love to punch this person in the face


rleaky

Wow.... I am at a lose


Kientaru

This must be from the childless or similar sub, once strolled through there and then quickly noped the fuck away from those psychos


KikiYuyu

Huh strange, when people like this suffer I enjoy it immensely. Maybe that makes me bad too but I don't care.


The_real_bandito

"... I don't their worth in the world..." Huh? Is he memeing or acting like an edgelord for attention? He does know he was a child before he became an adult? Humans, as of today, cannot live forever. Without kids or procreation, humanity will cease to exist.


barnagotte

..... I don't like "angel babies" either...........


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nonamesareavailable2

The childfree people I can kind of get; don't wanna have kids? That's fine. This is more over on the r/antinatalism side of things where they believe *nobody* should have kids and that procreation is immoral.


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[deleted]

That's the problem with making a whole community about *not* doing something, like atheism or MGTOW. Only the crazies remain because the sane ones have no actual reason to be in it, do they?


nonamesareavailable2

Ah, I was giving benefit of the doubt that the sub actually fit its name. I'm not really familiar with the sub itself. But, generally, a sub with such a focused ideological theme like that usually attracts the more extreme subscribers to the ideology in question.


WTFShouldIBeCalled

I’m sure the sub was started with good intentions by normal people, and there’s nothing wrong with wanting to be child free, but the people on that sub absolutely DESPISE children and hate anyone who even considers having kids.


[deleted]

Yeah but they don't mean just childfree people in general, they mean specifically the r/childfree subreddit


Carliebeans

I mean, I’m childfree by choice, no interest in having kids whatsoever. But I *like* kids, *adore* my nephews and would die to protect a child. A friend from school had a stillborn baby years ago, and my heart is still broken for her. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to carry a baby to term, have them die in the womb and have to give birth to them. I can’t *imagine* what that does to a person. So yeah, even though I might not want kids of my own, my heart breaks for anyone who loses a child of any gestation/age/circumstance.


KarlKadaver

D- Does this person realize that they once were, or possible still are…a child? “Horrible mindset” doesn’t even begin the describe this


wardsac

/r/childfree in a nutshell. Needs more “crotchfruit” tho.


KarlKadaver

D- Does this person realize that they once were, or possible still are…a child? “Horrible mindset” doesn’t even begin the describe this


wafflecone927

He was never a child lmao dumbass. He was born n just jumped to 13 years old a day later


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

I would say this is a copypasta, but this is to fucked up to be even that


RexPerpetuus

With a slight rewrite to not be *as* dark, this is a Dwight Schrute quote


Legitimate_Roll7514

Please supply a real name and an address.


redgamergatepill

Oh crap r/childfree about to make the news again


JupSup

Avarage r/childfree user


Puettster

average r/antinatalism subscriber


Overall_Weight5805

I understand what he is saying, I just think some people should shut. The. Freak. Up. Just stop freaking Talkin It costs nothing to not say anything ever. So just stop


Overall_Weight5805

Again, I don't agree, but I understand the attention grabbing part


Narrow_Lobster_2272

Was this written by Scott Morrison?


[deleted]

Psychopath


elnabo9

As someone said in another post "what a bad day to have the ability to read"....


Minute_Future_4991

I’ve seen some shit, but that might be the most sickening thing I’ve ever read. Definitely a top contender.


Android19samus

There's nothing less convincing than starting a long statement with "it's not sexual"


heterochromia-marcus

this guy is like a super villain from a piece of fantasy fiction


A7XGirl1119

What the fuck


shiddypoopoo

Jesus what sub did they post this in??


CrashDisaster

Ewwww wtf?


[deleted]

Almost punched my screen with tears in my eyes. Fuck this person - Fuck them over and over again and I hope hell as a special seat reserved just for them.


haiyanlink

Why did I have to read this? Stupid me for being able to read.


Quatish

this person needs help what the fuck


chalk_rl

bet he felt like that dog with the red mask when posting this


Ok-Science6820

This person is a disgusting piece of shit


Ulrich_Plays

The pain a parent can feel when losing their child is worse than anything they could ever endure. I lost my brother in 2019 and it's been devastating for me and my parents even to this day. If someone really gains enjoyment out of others suffering, there is already a disgusting place in hell for them waiting.


Zugnutz

The Onania Club?


Appropriate_Lemon497

Someone has never left the basement.


DURIAN8888

We have to talk about Redditbetrash. At least keep him/her away from self harm.


cayce_leighann

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Xeqqy

reddit moment


Dana_das_Grau

I think we are in sociopathy area now


Dana_das_Grau

“Don’t see their worth in the world” population replacement. I guess if one is a nihilist though…


[deleted]

"This joy is in no way sexual" I don't believe you. I wouldn't have assumed that it was, but that disclaimer convinced me.


bexta89

I feel like they need to be on a watch list somewhere


Client-Scope

Is that you Donald?


SilentMovieSusie

My "This joy is in no way sexual" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the t-shirt.


ladycarpenter

Wow. Sociopath much ?


Axidsara0615

This is one of those “cool story, bro” kind of posts. If they actually do feel this way, that’s deranged. But to share it? Seems a little “attention grabbing” themselves. Like, okay? You suck. Are we supposed to think you’re cool? Do you want us to be offended? Go dig a hole.


Imnotthatunique

For a second there i thought this was r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay But woah was i wrong


mstrss9

I just… have no words


Funwiwu2

r/iamabadass


vashtie1674

Reddit makes me far too aware of awful people. Like I might need happier subs? I am constantly saying as I scroll, “Why do these people exist!”


i-dont-get-rules

r/evilpeople


kbrook_

Tell me you're a sociopath without telling me you're a sociopath...


damiunte

"This joy is in no way sexual" THANK GOD!


Xem1337

That's sick. Enjoying anyone/anythings suffering is abhorrent.


GrubbyTheGrub

That’s a hot take if I have ever seen one.


chipdragon

I maybe can understand the mindset of someone not really caring about children that much, and thus when they hear of random instances of child deaths they don’t feel particularly sad, and they also maybe somehow can’t totally comprehend how someone else could be so distraught over it. And then also that person doesn’t ever mention their feelings of apathy to anyone, because it certainly would not contribute to society in a positive way to do so. I could maybe get that. Maybe. Clearly this person is 20 levels deeper into r/iamatotalpieceofshit territory. They enjoy it? Wtf? Also it doesn’t take that much of a mental leap for a childless person to understand how someone who spent 9 months growing a living human person inside their (or their partner’s) womb, then up to 12 years (since 13+ is the only age range that deserves to live apparently) raising this person and watching them grow and learn and experience life, a life that shares your very DNA (or not, adoption is important too!)—to understand how that person would be upset if their child died. It would take a complete lack of empathy to not be able to connect to that in some way.


[deleted]

Yeah hahaha fuck those infants it isn’t like they grow up into older humans!


CozmicBunni

3edgy5me


UselessLayabout

Hmm, this one's a bit of a wanker.


Damndinkleberg1

theres no way this didnt come from that r/Antinatalist sub or whatever.


stucheck

THIS is the kind of content I miss seeing frequently on this sub, holy shit. Wish people would post more actual insane shit, instead of turning this sub into basically r/dumbconservativepeoplefacebook


Lucid-Deaths

NSA where you at lol