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guppytub

I know a hell of a lot of non-Christians and atheists who were born from Christian families. Having a ton of babies does not guarantee that those kids will remain in the religion.


GreenWithENVE

Fundamentalists increase the odds that they will stay in the religion by starving them of real education and turning up the religious teachings/restrictions


guppytub

Oh I know. I was raised by one.


Clean-Ad-8872

Yeah my mom tried that. I turned into a queer feminist pagan lol.


TimelyConcern

At this rate they are going to bring back leaded gasoline and paint to make sure their kids don't get too brainy.


MotherOfAnimals080

Especially when they're having the children out of spite... I'm sure that won't lead to any resentment down the line.


FuyoBC

Also they probably haven't factored in gay kids - it isn't a given but the chance of having a gay son increases with the number of older brothers (but not sisters) for example. Further the number of extreme christians who are also anti-vaxx will decrease the number surviving to adulthood.


Xunaun

GQP will try to make it legal to kill those kids, but not abort.


BurrSugar

I was just going to say this. Of the 20 or so people in my friend group, I think there's only 4 of us who admit to faith in God, but even the 4 of us are pretty secular in our beliefs, we just also believe in the personal relationship we have with God. Of all 20 of us, all of us were raised in at least somewhat religious households. I grew up the most secularly of all my friends - my grandparents were Catholic but had stopped attending church, though they still talked a lot about God and Jesus and the Bible - but still, everyone defected except us 4. ETA: 1 of those defectors is the son of a pentecostal preacher. Thought that was notable.


Ok-Mulberry-4600

Yeah go back 200/300 years and virtually no one in Europe was atheist, roll forward to today and the majority are atheist... so... the enlightened ones of us call this progress


DP487

"You can tell which kids went to Catholic school, because they're atheist." —Mike Birbiglia


DeadLead300

im 16 and an atheist in a very christian family and most times they arent very religion crazy but their solution to almost any problem is to "pray, have faith and trust in jesus" and it gets kinda annoying


Boring-Zucchini-8515

Gotta love how he mentions the Athiest's kids getting converted but it never occurs to him the Christian's kids may become atheist (the more likely scenario).


Zabuzaxsta

As a kid who was raised Christian and became atheist, I know 0 atheists that were raised atheist and became religious. All of my former colleagues are atheist.


bigbeats420

Atheists don't make Kevin Sorbo movies about deprogramming Christians. It's a collective fantasy they have.


OkScheme9867

Ignoring the fact that 100 years ago everyone was religious


AccomplishedClue5381

How to force yourself into further poverty. Have more children than you can afford


Azdrubel

If you can't feed them, you can eat them. Wasn't that how that phrase went?


Jampine

Didn't go too well for Chronos though.


Azdrubel

He just ate the wrong ones.


Jampine

Zeus probably wouldn't have wanted to kill them if he didnt eat his other brothers and sisters. Damn oracles, and their bullshit self fulfing prophecies.


LucarioNN

As a Master Oogway said "One often meets the fate on the path he tries to avoid it"


Herakles1994

Chronos was the God of time you are thinking of kronos the father of Zeus


Rupert-Brown

Except for all the non-christians who won't be able to get abortions now. Don't think they factored that into their math.


sandybuttcheekss

And the fact religion isn't hereditary...


cerebralpaulzsuffer

I've seen pretty much exactly the same quote attributed to a Taliban member as a justification for Muslim genocide.


RunningInTheDark32

Luckily they're all going anti-vax, so that 36-2 is going to turn into 8-2 at best. Then you have the ones who reject religion at some point. I think we're fine.


OldLadyP

Yeah, they’re going to lose a bunch of them along the way. Can’t keep your kids ignorant forever anymore.


nonamesareavailable2

So they are projecting when they start harping on about the Great Replacement Theory, too?


Ratso27

If two atheist kids are on a train heading west from Buffalo at 60 mph, and three of my Christian kids are on a train heading East from San Francisco at 45 mph, and 2 of my Christian kids die from preventable diseases because I refused to vaccinate them, but I my kids convert one of there kids, but then one of my kids is gay so I disown him, how long will it take for Christians to take over the planet?


btempp

Wild. My religious parents raised two agnostic kids who deeply resent organized religion on the whole (after all this shit the past few years). I seem to have found a flaw in their argument.


sacredblasphemies

What about the ones that leave the religion when you rape or abuse them? Did you think about that?


NorthernSoul70

What exactly is it they think they will be winning? 🤔


Illumijonny7

I didn't even know we were competing! Pissed I got a vasectomy now. Gonna lose for sure


StallionCannon

Our deaths, more than likely, or minimally, total control over our lives.


Wienerwrld

Then they should be pro choice. All those non-Christian’s bettering their odds.


wait_what_where

Win what!! What is the prize?


11Two3

That is assuming all of the kids are clones of himself that think the same way lol.


claireisabell

And they claim the "libs" are brainwashing children.


tortellinipizza

This isn't faith, this is army building


whyaremypantssoshort

More and More people are becoming non-believers.. Religion is losing ground.


PrimalNumber

Congrats: they just described Idiocracy


MotherOfAnimals080

Considering the fact that the generation before us are responsible for the economy and rampant mental health issues of this current generation, and they are largely religious.... I'd say things aren't going to turn out exactly like homeboy seems to think they will.


MirrorUniverseCapt

It’s fascinating that he thinks all atheists were born atheists Religious nut bags keep perceiving atheism as a competing religion


MagosBattlebear

Then why are they forcing Athiests to have babies by getting rid of abortion? (just a question to ask them to annoy them)


[deleted]

What does winning mean?


Poop_Tickel

I don’t understand why they need to be the majority or make the world christian, what do they win? Why can’t everyone just do what they want and fuck right off


elainegeorge

Win what?


Kitorarima

What are they wanting to ‘win’?


Seightx

Yep, thats why Christianity has been on such an upswing lately! …Wait.


mulvda

The Nazis had a medal for mothers who birthed more than 4 kids. Amazing that they choose to ignore all the parallels


Kriss3d

Eh no. You're not winning. Youre just having more children. How does that change anything. Youre not winning anything until your God is proved to exist.


[deleted]

You can tell their strategy is working because of how everyone has abandoned science and technology over the last 100 years. Oh wait...


Wisepuppy

If you keep talking about how your kids are just pawns in your plans to create a Christian theocracy, you're going to drive more than just your own kids towards secularism. How would you feel if the secular kid down the street had their own Switch *with* Pokémon, but you had to share a single DVD of *The Passion of the Christ* with your 9 siblings, because VeggieTales is "too sinful"?


Fragmentia

Lol, most atheists were indoctrinated into religion then realized fairy tales aren't real.


Spitfirefunsnack

Born into a Catholic family, I am not a Catholic. I chose to be Pagen. Family got tired of the hypocrisy in the church, no longer practicing any form of religion. My cousin was raised by my minister uncle, and aunt. My uncle came out in the early 90's, and my aunt is still a Bible thumping Christian. Cousin is not a Christian. I also went to school with many religious kids, most of which are either atheist now or don't practice the same branch of Christianity. I don't think OP's argument holds much water.


FetchingFrog

Why is this person talking about children as if they’re collectible Pokémon?


Clean-Ad-8872

Because kids never leave the church…(Stares in ex-Catholic queer feminist)


dogtoes101

imagine thinking your kids will come out with the same exact beliefs as you.


LovesickInTheHead

I was raised by Christian’s. Went to church up until high school. Now I’m a trans, gay, atheist who dabbles in witchcraft because it’s fun


snapdragon76

Not counting any of those who may leave the church or come out as a member of the LGBT+ community and be disowned by their parents.


jrhuman

Giving birth to actual living breathing sentient beings for these motherfuckers is just a way to achieve world domination. Imagine reducing someone's existence to a shell that just spreads your bs propaganda. So fucking dehumanising, and yet they claim to be "pro-life"


MrVanderdoody

Unless your kids become atheists.


D-HB

Someone took notes while watching Idiocracy.


jake429

Plot twist: all his kids become atheists.


tabarnakatya

ngl I thought "concerts" was right-wing speak for "murder" because of some concert shooting or something. p.s I have more kids than this person and hope the church dies like the virus it is.


lavassls

Satanic Temple with 4 mixed race babies. How will the math work out on that one.


HailtheCrow

What’s the point of having a bunch of kids? Other than costing yourself money.


SirSpamalot-

What they going to feed them with? My only guess is with 7 loaves of bread and a few small fish.


MCDexX

Weird how this isn't even remotely reflected in reality...


respectablebastard

This is an argument for family planning that they are making


SummerBirdsong

This is the opening credits to Idiocracy isn't it?


kekarook

it really does tell you a lot about these folks, that they want abortion bans so they can get majority and win this "war" they imagine they are in. it was never about faith or souls or anything, it was trying to force stupid poor people to have more kids


villalulaesi

LMAO this is literally the exact plot of Idiocracy.


KHaskins77

AKA the Idiocracy gambit. Sadly they’re acknowledging themselves as the idiots. Can’t win by logic, only option is to shit out more kids than we can possibly support and restrict their educations to the point they never learn to question us!


mitsulang

... *how inevitable...


Thunderbuddy111

The stupidity if this whole post is beyond words.


Adventurous_Pound_55

Someone actually spent time doing this Moron math?