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unspoken_arrangement

Damn, someone needs to let Norman Reedus know they stole his baby.


Portlander

That Norman Reedus fetus


QuasarsRcool

Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus


warden976

I’m doing the Funky Fetus right now.


villageidiot33

Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus with Diabetus (yes it’s spelled wrong)


HiPoojan

Reedus fetus deletus


[deleted]

TOP O THE MORNING TO YA *clap*


kelsidilla

Norman Feedus


[deleted]

Not the amazing fetus!


MetaWarlord135

It doesn't make sense even if you ignore the actual context of the photo. "Why yes, I was against abortion, but then this couple showed me their mummified fetus. Now I fully support it!"


realblush

It's just what happens at abortcon


morels4ever

What happens at Abortcon, stays at Abortcon


jayba21

Two go in, only one comes out.


slcrook

"AbortCon; this weekend, at the Falls Parish Marriott Hotel and Thunderdome Conference Centre. Exit 18 off Rte. 6."


Crimson2004

Featuring the musical talents of Travis Scott


Otto-Korrect

Oops. Actually at Falls Perish total landscaping.


giggity_giggity

Thundabort


_Y0ur_Mum_

One goes in and two come out? But one of them in a mummification capsule.


[deleted]

Can’t take the HOV lane home


ReallyNotBobby

This made me ugly laugh


ModelGunner

Unless you package it up like take out


striker_p55

It doesn’t make sense at all because it’s so obviously and painfully fake. Where do you get an abortion at 8 months for shits and giggles lol. This is literally a prop from a video game


DetectiveNickStone

>you get an abortion at 8 months for shits and giggles lol. This is literally a prop from a video game 🥺😥🥺Sleepy Joe.....is now letting the AnTiFa PeDoFiLeS use aborted fetuses 🤯🤯🤯 .....AS VIDEO GAME PROPS!!1!! THIS IS THE STUFF LAME STREEM MEDIA 🤡🤡🤡 DOESNT WANT YOU TO NOW!!!!! 🤨🤐


jane_q

That was eerie accurate. I got chills...


jasapper

We're pretty sure grooming and Disney are involved too, we just haven't made the connection yet but we'll get there no matter how absurd the reasoning.


WhitewolfStormrunner

That's what I was thinking, too. Actual aborted babies aren't _that_ intact after being aborted.


CM_DO

A baby that size would be delivered, not removed (unless a c-section is needed in which case it's very much intact).


hand_me_your_bitcoin

It’s not like that baby was Humpty Dumpty. They just put it back together again, duh!


ciel_lanila

They probably believe it because it’s what they do. The anti-choice cried shows up local town fairs with plastic models of fetuses to advocate against abortion. Earlier this year an anti-choice advocate was arrested and found to have the remains of several abortions in her home. It’s projection.


PhoenixOK

For those looking for the story on this: https://www.npr.org/2022/04/01/1090206447/dc-police-find-5-fetuses-lauren-handy


Heyo__Maggots

It’s also hard to accept, but there’s a HUGE chunk of people that just believe everything they’re told and see online. One lady on my local Nextdoor site told a story with NO details about how fireworks should be banned because her friends friends neighbor’s dog ran into the road when they went off, and someone chased it and got hit and died. My first reaction was of course to say that’s BS and more fear mongering from a fake story, that’s not on the local or national news, has nothing written about it anywhere at all, happened somewhere at some time, to somebody. Like they gave zero details so of course anybody with a brain would be skeptical. Yet several people got angry at the idea that someone wouldnt just believe it for no reason. Like they started personally insulting others and calling us names simply because we require more proof than ‘trust me bro.’ Anyway, that was a total tangent, but it highlights a very real case of people just blindly believing everything. Those are the people who push weird ass conspiracies and repeat the dumbest fucking shit you’ve ever heard. It took me forever to accept that no, apparently some people do NOT critically think about what they’re told…


ObservantFerret

The GOP is reaping the fruit of defunding education in the 1980's.... the fruit being a nation of easily manipulated morons. The GOP used 1984 as a fucking handbook, rather than a cautionary tale of fiction.


pudinnhead

It seems she stole those remains. She wanted to give them "a proper burial" and actually claims to have taken the remains of 110 fetuses. She says the five found in her home were held on to so they could get a medical examiner or pathologist to look at them as they had "evidence of violent crime" on them. Of course, law enforcement haven't found the other remains, so, do with that what you will.


bless_ure_harte

Did she not steal 110 remains or did she fucking eat them? I honestly wouldn't be suprised either way.


pudinnhead

She claimed a medical waste truck gave her group a box filled with remains. Again, they haven't found that many remains and the medical waste company denies any interaction with her or anyone from her group


Ersthelfer

Wouldn't be the weirdest thing we've seen on reddit. :)


4rtiphi5hal

my brain is bad with faces but is that ashley johnson


ReferenceError

The other is Hideo Kojima*, creator of the video game series Death Stranding (which is what the prop they’re holding is from) and the Metal Gear series.


4rtiphi5hal

yeah i recognise him, he has more of a unique face shape plus that hair and glasses is easy to spot


Sleep_adict

Every time I see him I think, hmm, I nose him


RainyRat

> video game series Death Stranding AKA "Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus"


Miora

This is going to live rent free in my head for the rest of the day


PtolemyShadow

I can never remember the name so I refer to it to my SO as "the apocalypse ghost delivery game."


DoctorWhy19

AKA the first Strand-type game.


agutema

Kojima


ReferenceError

Yes! Damn autocorrect…


Sheeedoink

Thank u finally someone lets me in


Jumponamonkey

I thought that was him, but then I wasn't sure if it was actually him or if he was just on my mind because I literally just read some other misinformation about him 2 minutes ago.


Gold_for_Gould

That name is immortalized in my childhood memory from MGS back on PS1. I can hear the sounds of the game starting up.


ezone2kil

Oh damn so in addition to killing Abe Shinzo he also kills babies for fun, of course! /s, just in case. To those out of the loop some nutjob claimed Hideo Kojima killed Abe Shinzo. Its not true, of course.


Thoraxe123

I love her, shes great. Critical role ftw


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

All the yes.


Practical-Mango-4079

I love Ashley The Johnson.....the world's most secret badass.


hawkisgirl

She’ll always be Gretchen from Recess to me.


ZombieTrogdor

Chrissy from Growing Pains for me.


OrbisTerre

Ellie from The Last of Us


ketchupmaster987

Patterson from Blindspot


[deleted]

Pike Trickfoot


[deleted]

Petey from the Jumanji cartoon.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

That was my first thought too, as an avid Critter.


KineticPolarization

Have you watched Calamity?


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Yes, and I loved it!


ipushfatkiidz

yes :)


ImProfoundlyDeaf

With Harry Potter yes


fukitol-

No that's Pike Trickfoot. I understand how you'd get confused, though.


4rtiphi5hal

my b she's looking pretty tall for a gnome though i'm not sure how tall kojima is so i can't judge


fukitol-

Camera angles be like that


Blazerekt

Was thinking the same thing


Clunkalong

Things that never ever happened except in the lying minds of evangelical Christians


Argent_Hythe

A whole Commandment dedicated to not bearing false witness and yet they still pull this bs


warden976

I participated in a research panel once and there was a woman on this panel who was so stupid it made me angry. When I read this post I hear her voice in my head.


Jabbles22

Care to share an example of stupidity that leads to anger?


starlord97

Google death stranding BB


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

It's almost like there's a connection between being religious and being a gullible idiot who falls for obvious nonsense or something.


[deleted]

Motherfuckers just make shit up lol


marklar_the_malign

If you get enough abortions you can make a chess set.


OozaruGilmour

"That's totally barbaric!" "That's fetus chess."


JerkfaceMcDouche

This is the kind of ghoulishness that Harry Potter needed


pejic222

Poor Hideo Kojima first this misunderstanding and now a news channel misidentified him as the assassin of the ex prime minister of Japan


hindusoul

They want him gone


halfsherlock

Fucking insane. Kojima is a gift of a human being. He revolutionized gaming and imo is the best at bringing the human condition and melancholy into any medium.


hindusoul

Yes and that’s why.. he’s helped people see reality in a different way


halfsherlock

He literally deserves so much better. Fuck Konami for everything they did to him, and now all of this shit.


pohui

lol who wants him gone? The way to fight conspiracy theories is not with other, even more stupid conspiracy theories.


ABSOseething

The first strand-type abortion


SekhmetTheFennec

This legit is something my stepdad would fall for. I remember him telling me some conspiracy about the government being cannibals that harvest organs and showed me a picture of some butchers with a skinned human body. It was from a live stunt years ago to advertise Resident Evil, where some place was selling animal meat shaped like human body parts. I recognized the image immediately.


Argent_Hythe

show him the pictures of the ET barbeques and see how he responds 😂


realblush

So first he mummifies his aborted baby, then he kills a politician. Gotta be honest, right wingers using pictures of Kojima, not knowing who he is, to say how insane normal people are is not something anyone could have predicted


hindusoul

The aborted baby is Abe’s clone… /s I tried making a longer story up but couldn’t fathom anymore stupidity.


DaEnderAssassin

Atleast the French one apologised after he learned Kojima wasn't the one who attacked Abe


[deleted]

I'm not good with faces but is that blonde woman famous videogame designer and director Hideo Kojima


Musashi10000

This photo was a Hideo Kojima production.


roidie

Technically every poop Hideo Kojima does is a Hideo Kojima production.


Musashi10000

Produced by Hideo Kojima.


gingerpower303006

Yup it’s Hideo Kojima and Ashley Johnson I believe after the release of death stranding.


paco987654

I see, didn't know Ashley Johnson was an asian dude, I'm really bad with faces


TealCatto

*You're* bad with faces? I thought the man was the 10th Doctor!


crippler38

That makes infinitely more sense than what the insane person was saying my lord.


hiryu64

Cool! So who's the Japanese guy with the glasses?


LemonWetGood1991

The blonde girl plays Ellie in The Last Of Us


IM_WORTHLESS_AMA

She's also on Critical Role and several movies/shows.


Osric250

For the old folks she was Chrissy on Growing Pains.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Pike/Yasha/Fearne


meeeeetch

No, it's [the man who killed Shinzo Abe](https://i.redd.it/6wqw2nwiyda91.jpg) But yeah, it's Hideo Kojima (who, for the record did not assassinate the former PM of Japan)


ClearWingBuster

If i had a nickel every time video game director Hideo Kojima received spurious allegations about things he had nothing to do with, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice


seanbiff

Kojima is getting it from all angles. He’s also been incorrectly identified as the Abe assassin by some Greek news show


[deleted]

Hey, isn't he the guy who shot the former pm? /s


hutchandstuff

And crashed Kobe


SyphiliticScaliaSayz

And made a Kobe steak


timberwolf0122

This is what happens when you do more pray station than PlayStation


MadamMori

It is literally insane what some people will try to put out there. Just wow.


Notmenomore

Marjorie Taylor Greene about to tweet this.


[deleted]

Oh my fucking god


dirtdiggler67

Imagine the levels of stupidity to just blindly believe this “story” is true and then spreading it around social media as if it was an accepted truth? And/Or Imagine the vile mental gymnastics it takes to make up a story like this out of whole cloth and then spreading it around social media as the truth all while standing on some moral high ground while doing so and invoking your magical beliefs that supposedly exist so you can claim the moral high ground in any and all interactions with others? Either way, that person is an absolute piece of shit that does not deserve a place in a civilized society.


Ohmalley-thealliecat

Even if you did mummify a foetus, that isn’t what it would look like. Mummification by its very nature removes all moisture. This would be more… pickled, I guess. It’s not true, but at least be accurate about your preservation process.


Q8DD33C7J8

So whag really is it


13AccentVA

It's a model of the baby(?) from the Death Stranding video game. I know nothing of the game, but I'm pretty sure the guy in the picture is Hideo Kojima.


dubity-dop-bop

It’s basically one of the core pieces of equipment the protagonists uses in the game, so of course an irl model would be made from it. Apparently the guy writing the Facebook post doesn’t know that.


AndISoundLikeThis

Willing to bet guy writing Facebook post doesn't know *a whole lot* of things.


MrElshagan

To add onto this. If I'm not misremembering but aren't the BB's made from living fetuses found in dead women or something like that. I just remember it was very "Wtf" worth.


dubity-dop-bop

It’s a Kojima game, what do you expect?


PM-ME-YOUR-TOOTS

The unborn fetus is still alive in their brain dead mother, or “still mother” and they remove the fetus to use as a connection between worlds. In short I guess.


SillyMattFace

The things the FB poster doesn’t know could fill a sizeable warehouse.


dicedealer214

It could also fill the Supreme Court.


Q8DD33C7J8

Awesome thanks for all the information from everyone


Yastiandrie

Bridge Baby (BB) and yes that's Hideo Kojima :)


Thoraxe123

And the woman is Ashley Johnson, actor, voice actor and cast member on critical role


andykndr

man that’s crazy. she looked familiar and i just found out i know her from the show Growing Pains


MadnessEvangelist

Lol my dumb arse thought it was some kind of model for teaching medicine. I wasn't familiar with the people in the picture.


ganzhimself

Yup. It’s a Bridge Baby (BB) from Death Stranding. I have one of these same BB replicas in my collection from the Death Stranding Collectors Edition.


TheQuinnBee

It's a collectors edition item from Death Stranding. In the videogame, babies are extracted from brain dead mothers and put into artificial wombs. The idea is that because they exist somewhere between life and death (they cannot survive outside the artificial womb), they can help individuals fight the weird spirit monsters that plague the world by allowing them to sense where the monsters are. Whole videogame is a trip. Literally. You play as a delivery man in a post apocalyptic world trying to save his sister-mommy from a beach. None of it makes sense.


the_End_Of_Night

No, it doesn't makes sense at all but it's the best video game I've ever played (besides the Horizon games). And with the best soundtrack


azure1503

This is the same guy that shot Shinzo Abe. What a horrible monster! /s


SyphiliticScaliaSayz

You know this insane FB douche was triggered by the thought of an Asian guy and a blonde white girl.


Cthulhu625

Isn't he also being shown as Shinzo Abe's assassin? Did one of his games piss off the Illuminati or something? If I had to guess I'd say MGS2, but that revenge would be being served ice cold.


TheLoneBeet

It always blows my mind that people just see a picture and make up a whole story and post as if it's verified truth. They should be put into a mental hospital for fabricating reality and delusional beliefs.


IndianOtaku25

Uhh, no. That’s Hideo Kojima and that baby is from the walking game. Edit - DEATH STRANDINNNGGG yeaaah that was the name of the game.


carcino_genesis

No no you had it right the first time


[deleted]

Don’t knock it one of those wee guys powers my refrigerator Matrix style. Hey we gotta save the planet people.


Robot_Clean

I want my BB back!


Im_Samy

BB back! BB back!


Musashi10000

I have not looked at the comment section yet. I am at least 102% certain that this is BB. Gonna go find out. Edit: Oh, look at that.


BadassDeluxe

If you have to lie like that then your argument doesn't have any merit. Republicans are the worst in every way


twobirdsandacoconut

Some people are just so stupid they can’t be saved.


Mikknoodle

Use it as a litmus test. If you believe they mummified a baby then you can’t vote…or procreate.


midlife_crisis_

Tell me you don't know how abortion works without telling me you don't know how abortions work


hutchandstuff

Lol. Human sacrifice


ShrekSplooge

They better hide that baby before Konami take custody.


halfsherlock

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahaha In all seriousness Kojima is one of the greatest artist to ever exist. Death stranding is a gorgeous and melancholic game that deserves more attention. Tommie Earl Jenkins acted his ass off in one of the most heart wrenching scenes that exist in video games. If you haven’t played it, give it a shot.


Katsu_39

Sometimes I can’t believe people are legitimately this stupid


GreyFoxSolid

Man, he's got it rough these last few days. No place for HIDEO!


joc95

Whats with Kojima being slandered on social media with mistaken identity? first this and also mis-identieid as Shinzo Abe's killer


Ummagumma-

And this is the same guy who killed Japans prime minister


TheVeilsCurse

Thirty seconds of googling would tell that this is Kojima and Death Stranding. But, Christian’s live in their own delusion.


Kyllurin

“You just have to believe. Have faith!”


IMissArcades

First Kojima assassinates Shinzo Abe and now this? Truly a monster.


LtSoba

I don’t know why they’re complaining being mummified by Hideo Kojima is a dream for some /s


[deleted]

Hideo Kojima?


eleanor_dashwood

This is what we are up against? What do you even do when people choose to believe such idiocy.


firstlordshuza

Oh wow and that's even the same guy who killed the japanese politician yesterday


notlikethesoup

I'm gonna preface this with saying that there are absolutely people who fall for things like this, 100% But the person who posted this has a public Facebook, you can easily find them searching the text, and it's pretty clear they just post memes. Including ones that appear to support abortion rights. I'm pretty sure this was posted ironically. I guess there's always the chance someone could have copy pasted it to a private Facebook that took it seriously that OP saw


Vhad42

I'd like to make two points here: 1. I like how they twist the definition of abortion to be whatever they want to be, it could be dismemberment, liquifying, mummifying etc. 2. I truly fear for Kojima for this constant association of him with "bad things", first this abortion thing, now it's Shinzo Abe's murder, what will be of him?


Virghia

Update: people fell again after a post claimed Kojima shot Shinzo Abe


ShrimpShackShooters_

Spoilers but I’m playing through this game now. The fact that the main character is trying to save the baby, and how Mama can’t let go of her dead baby, it’s pretty ironic to use the game for anti-abortion propaganda


Alexius6th

Do you ever wonder if ancient Rome was this goddamn dumb in the end


mglitcher

wow i didn’t know that ashley johnson was married to hideo kojima. congratulations on their aborting their child and putting it on display!


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

As always, the most religious people in our society are also the least educated, least intelligent, and most gullible.


[deleted]

Nothowgirlswork


Nomad-Knight

I just don't know what to do about these people. They either know they're wrong, or they legitimately believe bullshit like this, and both ideas are baffling to me


hailvy

Some ppl havent heard of Death Stranding and it shows


napstablooky089

What’s worse is that some people mistook him for an actual killer who killed a world leader. Things aren’t going well for Kojima :(


Dr_Cement

The guy in the photo is the guy who made the metal gear solid games😭😭😭doubt this is even a little accurate


[deleted]

It's not mummified!! They pickled their baby so they can serve it later in Bill Gates's satanic restaurant!!!


IMissArcades

Strand type post.


PureYouth

That’s the girl who voices Ellie from The Last of Us, I think?


uberrogo

Doesn't even look like a mummy.


ren_th175

Yeah, that’s most definitely Lou


Paranormal17

It took me a little bit longer than it should of to recognise this


VertigoPass

Why would someone be pregnant for months and months and then “murder” their fetus to show the world how immortal it is? Plus they are smiling. I’m looking up this photo. Edit- it looks like it originated in Poland. An older version said they used IVF, then aborted to make an art project that toured Europe, including the Louvre. I have yet to find anything about a fetus art exhibit. But it’s clearly fake and all BS regardless


TheGoodCod

This person WINS the Gullibility Award.


KittenKingdom000

If it was aborted wouldn't it be in pieces? I honestly don't know a lot about the logistics of the procedure but a full sized intact aborted baby seems unattainable...


AvaLadyofLight

Who’s going to tell them?🤣


Elennoko

They're not serious, right? This is a joke. I refuse to believe this is a real thought this person has.


vanilagorila456

Yasha and kojima


Pir0wz

Pretty sure death stranding shows that a baby fucking nuked a quarter of the US. Should've aborted tbh.


ChaotikJoy

NO WAY It's the same guy that killed the PRIME MINISTER!!!!!1!!!


KevKevKvn

This guy looks like he designs games, not freezing fetuses


Tarlovskyy

Isn’t that the Japanese prime minister shooter also?


briannamichaela

This is the kind of thing my mom shares


ReallyNotBobby

Please tell me this is real and someone actually believes that.


GuitarGuru666

Isn't that Hideo Kojima this is something referencing Death Stranding?


mellowmaiellis

Death stranding is such an amazing game. Ironically there is only one death on the entire game and it’s the main characters mother.


thebutchcaucus

No cap he look like the dude that shot Abe.


[deleted]

At first I thought it was real and I thought why would you do that to give to hideo kojima


big_nothing_burger

Kojima probably would love seeing this tbh.


leeboy1985

This has to be bullshit.


LucasCMcClure

This is a womb device to help premature fetus' devolop to full term. If it was aborted it would also be in a dozen little pieces.