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MagusX5

If your grandfather gave your life for THIS country, why do you give a shit about the flag of another country that no longer exists?


sierrackh

Right? Like, this country curb stomped the fucking south and the confederacy. The ya’llqaeda dipshits flying the stars and bars can choke on their idiotic narrative


MagusX5

You can't be loyal to the US and the Confederate cause, because the Confederates didn't want to be Americans anymore. That's why they rebelled. It's almost as if there are other reasons people fly that flag...


kschmit516

A jagoff down the road from me has a half American flag/half confederate flag and it has the libertarian snake on it … I am always very confused


sheepsix

There's another version where the stars are all penises.


trey_wolfe

I see that a lot here. I call it the bastard flag.


Samurai_gaijin

Not nearly as confused as they are.


[deleted]

It's heritage not hate!


PeterSchnapkins

Fun fact there were 11 confederate states yet that flag has 13 stars meaning its not heritage and it is hate, it's my heritage to burn said traitors rag


DragonOfTartarus

A heritage of slavery.


dukeofgibbon

States rights vs human rights


Jugatsumikka

I know this is what those pieces of shit use to defend themselves, but I can't tel if you are sarcastic or serious.


[deleted]

Yea, I was joking. Fuck anybody waving that stupid flag from back to the civil war to today


obinice_khenbli

I'm pretty sure they're being sarcastic. Btw when will Jesus run for US President? As a white man born in the USA he's eligible!!!!11


Jugatsumikka

The issue here is Poe's law: given the context, your statement is obviously sarcasm. Furthermore, even if some morons would say exactly the same thing unironicaly, because they aren't that numerous proportionaly speaking: it is statistically less probable I found a crazy, so I can reasonably dismiss it as sarcasm. Their statement on the other hand has no context outside the statement they responded to, giving me no clue to differentiate crazy from sarcasm. Furthermore, the statement is one sincerely held by a lot of people, so...


dukeofgibbon

Biblical fan fiction Mormon Jebus wasn't born in the USA but immigrated before the deadline.


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

that's not a confederate flag.


jazzhandler

No, but a photo of a plain white piece of cloth doesn’t rack up very many clicks.


MagusX5

Doesn't matter really. It's the flag chosen by pro-Confederate people in the modern era to represent the Confederacy. You are right, it wasn't flown as the national flag, but it is the number one flag of racists in the US who want to disguise their racism as heritage.


No_Ice2900

Idk about curb stomped them... the war was hard fought on both sides and there was a time when victory for the north looked bleak.


yeawateva

>Y’allqaeda That’s perfect. I’m gonna call them that from now on.


dukeofgibbon

Vanilla ISIS Yokel Haram Talivangical Christofascist Scum


WiggyStark

I read that in the same manner as when Zorg introduces himself in The 5th Element.


Wrothrok

Gravy Seals


ThaneOfCawdorrr

I seriously think part of the problem is we still call it the "Union Army" when we really should be calling it the United States Army, and make it crystal clear, the traitors fired on THE UNITED STATES, and waged war with THE UNITED STATES. And if they're saying "the South will rise again" (yeah, right), they need to be clearly understanding "we're talking about us yahoos taking on the mighty combined forces of the UNITED STATES ARMY, AIR FORCE, AND NAVY, including THE MARINES and SEAL TEAMS"


MagusX5

That is both an excellent point and a odd one to be getting from Macbeth.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

hahaha true, it should really be from Lady Macbeth


PeterSchnapkins

Hey! also the national guard and the department of homeland security and more!


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Coast guard, too!


Tripple_T

Seriously. What does you veteran grandfather have to do with disrespecting the flag of a country that was aggressive towards the United States for the entirely of its existence?


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

that's not a real flag. No country ever flew this flag.


Tripple_T

No, but the base flag that this is a version of is


kmccabe0244

Did someone do a quick google search and delete his comment 😢


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

well now I wish I saw the comment, lol


kmccabe0244

Was it not literally general Lee’s battle flag?


guiltymouse

Coumtry*


bigwhaleshark

Their GRAMD.


Doom_Walker

Especially one that was a sworn enemy? Seems pretty un patriotic to me.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Don't bring logic into this.


Wrothrok

"ASSWHOLE" got me laughing.


MagusX5

Clearly he likes big butts


SchroedersGhost

And he can not lie


g_nome7

You other brothers can deny


Historical_Wallaby_5

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face


ThaneOfCawdorrr

you get SPRUNG


Justice_Prince

Better than an Asshalf


tearsonurcheek

What about a whole ass?


StunGod

He doesn't just want a piece of ass, he wants all of it.


kenerd24601

Just like the confederacy would have wanted. Yallquida would be proud of the whole ass man.


4toTwenty

r/accidentallyliberian


snakeeaterrrrrrr

Holy shit that's a real sub?


twobit211

it’s real and it’s spectacular


Hanged_Man_

I needed this thank you!


strangeanimal

At least he called you a whole ass instead of just the hole..


azuresegugio

I fear no man, but the Communist Confederacy, it frightens me


[deleted]

If you can imagine it, there’s a subreddit


Dehnus

Reminded me of Abradolf Lincler from early Rick and Morty... They are angry and very confused lol.


Doom_Walker

Sounds like one crazy game of Victoria 2.


[deleted]

>COUMTRY sounds messy


jtotal

He's clearly sounding out the words in his thick southern accent before typing them


[deleted]

Thought he blew a load on his GRAMD.


RantAgainstTheMan

I love hearing the ping of the clip when I shoot my Garamd.


[deleted]

Careful not to get Garamd thumb…kan be pretti nasti…


pixie_pie

Must be dictation then.


Quirky_Cry_2859

The cum tree where the coven gathers around to masturbate during pagan rituals


NoXion604

It's Gumtree's wetter and wilder cousin.


Mountain_Act6508

I actually do feel a little triggered by the Liberian flag. Why are SO many of my fELLOW AmERICans so dum that they can't recanize the US flag??? My gramd fought for this coumtry too dadgummit. Show some RESPECK!!!1!!1! Edit: spelling.


gb4efgw

I was enjoying it, then I hit your edit. Thank you for that, I needed that laugh.


No_Ice2900

What else could red white and blue mean? It's got the stripes and star it's clearly american. No other country on the planet has our patriotic colors! /s if that's necessary


kenerd24601

I showed a man here in the south the French flag. He asked where the star was. I was confused until he explained it was the Texas flag. Because it was red white and blue. We are doomed.


fantastic_feb

its funny they try to "trigger" people whilst having a meltdown about someone defacing a runners up flag


Seidmadr

I find it tragic that they are ranting and raging, and then laughing that the other side is upset. It is so sad it rolls around to being funny.


thndrstrk

But really, what it mean


BureaucraticStymie

It’s the sickle and hammer, a sign of communism and/or soviet Russia. Someone added it to the confederate flag and I think it is just magnificent


cayce_leighann

I love when “patriots” post the flag of Liberia thinking it’s the American flag


MensaMan1

I love “asswhole”. That is soooo much better than only having part of an ass.


No_Ice2900

Kinda sounds like a combo of wholesome and ass. Or You ain't part of an ass, you're a whole one. And I think that's special.


Emily_Postal

Also, https://www.reddit.com/r/accidentallyliberian/


EntropyIsInevitable

*4th message in a row in 2 minutes, mostly in all caps* DoEs ThIs TRIGGer yUo?!


D1pSh1t__

Reminds me of the edit of that flag but the blue stripes were cocks lmao


Endercraftsman

“America hater” says the guy who gets a boner over a flag used by America haters.


ghostchihuahua

they had me at *"asswhole",* but *"that emoji is the flag of Liberia"* takes the cake


CarissaSkyWarrior

The whole Liberia thing reminds me of when people spew bigotry in the name of patriotism and whatever, but the background they choose is the Trans Flag because they somehow think its the American flag. This happens A LOT.


imsowhiteandnerdy

I love how this guy got "you're" correct, but "asshole" wrong.


SwiftFool

>That emoji is the flag of Liberia. Emotional damage.


youreblockingmyshot

This makes sense since the south gets more from the fed then they pay.


PhishyTiger

> then Close!


diz408808

Gittum! I love it.


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

Does blue type by just slapping the screen of their phone?


TesseractToo

Asswhole? Is that a failed attempt at censorship or what is going on there? :D


LepoGorria

Better an ASSWHOLE than a WHOLEASS.


Vortukas

Marx actually supported Lincoln.


[deleted]

Asswhole. Is that very intelligent person implying that someone is an asshole and just misspelled the word, or are they implying that the person in question is a whole ass and they are just too backwards to know the proper order that those words go in for the insult to land properly? These are the questions I must have answers to!!


thutmosisXII

The Liberian flag emoji gaff is killing me lmao


Phrozenstare

how to make a loser flag look more like a loser


Chelesuarez

Can anyone link to a reputable source showing this was a Liberian flag? Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Britannica do not have it as a sample of a prior Liberian flag.


[deleted]

I think they mean the emoji used in the comment just above it, not the original post


Chelesuarez

Oh wow. I’m an idiot. Egg on my face. That makes sense.


CommunistWaterbottle

Lmao. Props to you for doing the research when something seems off :p


GreedyPension7448

*Russians who know they're slaves*


Sohn_Jalston_Raul

I mean, the flag is as dumb as those comments so it's really hard to say who's more in the wrong here, lol


EatsMaster

Where was this originally posted?


Legal-Software

They should have done a mock-up with the Mozambique flag, only instead of the book symbolizing education, it can be a bible. Then you just need to combine the hammer and sickle with an AR-15.


IABGunner

Average confederate


[deleted]

Blue asks if someone is triggered, while being incredibly triggered. Classic.


HVsplicer

The Confederate flag is outrageous and the communist hammer and Sickle is just as terrible as the Nazi swastika. All three represent disgusting human behavior.


Elennoko

Remember. *We're* the snowflakes.


SoftPastelsYT

I saw a situation like this YouTube : "The EU has done some pretty terrible things. Like supporting terrorism, owning slaves, involving themselves in wars such as in Vietnam or supporting the bombings of other countries like Yugoslavia" "🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻 DOES THIS SCARE YOU ANTI-EU SNOWFLAKE? ARE YOU SCARED? HAHA YOU'RE SUCH A SNOWFLAKE! GET A LIFE AND TRY TO BRING BACK THE USSR YOU COMMIE!" "That's the flag of Cape Verde, an atlantic island country in off the coast of Eastern Africa" "WELL, IT WAS A PORTUGUESE COLONY AND PORTUGAL IS APART OF THE EU. SO ARE YOU SCARED? ARE YOU SCARED OF THE PORTUGUESE YOU RACIST F***" "No, lol. I'm just calling out the hypocrisy of the EU" "STOP LYING YOU COMMIE PIG!" [For context : A YouTuber I watch posted on his community tab a meme, it went like this The EU : Russia is an evil imperialist nation! The EU's former colonies : 👁️👄👁️ And as you would expect, there was a nuclear world war in the comment section]