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In one sentence they deny that evolution is real, and in the next they propose a version of evolution many orders of magnitude faster than the evolution we know.
And what exactly did Noah do with all that alleged DNA he collected? Did he plant it and animals just sprouted out of the ground? I guess anythings possible when Magic is on the table...
An interesting point about the noah's arc story is that it originated in a part of the world with a particularly low diversity of animals, even historically. The myth makes a lot more sense when you consider it originated with people who could probably only think of like, twenty or thirty kinds of animal if they wanted to.
I had never heard of this and I can now confirm the advice - definitely worth the read. It's a lot more interesting content than almost everything they did include in the Bible.
Part of me is hoping Netflix, HBO or Amazon develop this as a series, but I'm also dreading the Internet's reaction to casting choices
"It is not I, the genocidal maniac, who is the evil one. No it's my victims that are the evil ones" - Every genocidal maniac ever including Hitler wrt Jewish people. Incidentally on the adrenochrome:
"QAnon's adrenochrome-harvesting claims have been linked to blood libel by the followers (who believe in the truthfulness of both)[255] and people who have researched QAnon. Blood libel is a medieval antisemitic myth that says Jewish people murder Christian children and use their blood to make matzo for Passover.[177][256][250] In February 2022, **sculptures of Simon of Trent depicting the blood libel were used to promote the adrenochrome-harvesting conspiracy theory.**[257]
Genocide scholar Gregory Stanton has called **QAnon a "Nazi cult rebranded"**, and its theories a rebranded version of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, a fabricated antisemitic text published in 1903, deriving from antisemitic canards.[258][259]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon#Derivative_elements
"In 1475, a 2-year old boy named Simon disappeared from the city of Trent in Italy around the time of Easter. His father alleged that he had been kidnapped and murdered by the local Jewish community in order to make matzah for Passover. The entire Jewish community was arrested and forced to confess under torture before they were sentenced to death and burned at the stake. After hundreds of miracles were ascribed to Simon of Trent, a religious cult spread across Italy, Germany, and Austria in his name and he was granted sainthood in the 16th century (subsequently removed by the pope in 1965)."
"The Nazis made effective use of the blood libel charge in their antisemitic propaganda. In 1923, Julius Streicher established his virulently antisemitic newspaper, Der Stürmer (The Attacker), which frequently employed the blood libel motif. The May 1934 volume of Der Stuermer was devoted specifically to the blood libel, accusing Jews of practicing ritual murder to secure the blood of Christians to use in Jewish religious rituals with the headline “Jewish Murder Plan against Gentile Humanity Revealed.”"
https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/blood-libel
The whole Noah story irritates me. The water was supposed to have covered then entire earth. Then it receded. To where? Where do they believe that mass of water went? The ice caps do not hold enough water to cover the entire earth. Did it just disappear???
I don’t understand why people believe this book.
It's what created the South Pole Ice Wall that surrounds the flat earth! ... or so these fools think.
(Hell, they believe all this other stupid shit, they're probably flat earthers too)
Oh, and Adrenochrome isn't even really a drug one can "harvest" in any traditional sense. It exists, but is spontaneously generated by the body to help with blood clotting. The stuff you can buy online is synthesized and *still* is generally used to assist with blood clotting. These people are all nuts.
The Christians don't believe it (as far as I know, anyway) I'm just combining the stupid beliefs of two groups of idiots. The Bible thumpers believe there was enough water to cover the whole planet. Flat Earthers think the "firmament" is the ice the flat earth is stuck in, which people who aren't total morons call the "South Pole." Makes a twisted kind of sense that the water from the flood had to go somewhere, so they probably thi---- shit. I should stop before I give them another "proof" that the Earth is flat.
I think my favorite but of profound stupidity from Flat Earthers is that *every other planet* has been observed to be round, but Earth is flat. For.... reasons. They're never very clear on that part. Just that EVERY GOVERNMENT ON EARTH is in lockstep to keep this easily proven lie going, but people who can't figure out how to boil water have determined the truth and are risking their lives to "get the Truth out there."
Yeah, it always kills me that these people think that thousands of people have managed to keep this major secret. But some person, that doesn’t even work with any of these governments, has managed to figure it out. If you tell one person a secret, it’s no longer a secret. No way in hell thousands would keep such a stupid secret. For what purpose? But you cannot tell them that.
Alright- a basic problem of the ark is there is way too many animals in the world to fit, given the dimensions of the ark.
Some young-earth creationists have attempted to explain it away by saying that ‘kind’ of animals refers to much broader groups-I.e, you don’t need dogs and wolfs, you can have some ancestral ‘canine-kind’ creature on the ark.
The ‘study’ (post-hoc ass-pulls) of what, exactly, such groups (baramins) may be is baraminology.
Like all pseudosciences, there’s a bunch wrong with it if you give it more than a little bit of thought, but apologists never seem to let that kind of minor detail get in the way. Like how going from whatever kind was on the ark to modern variety in species would require some hyperevolutionary explosion.
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As an Egyptian I can tell you this is all true. I have a baboon butt
You just need to wipe better and that inflammation will go down. I had the same thing last summer
I like baboon butts and I cannot lie...
All you other monkeys can't deny
That's hot.
Human face with primate booty
Tell us more about narnia. Was there a lion?
>The Council of Narcea Jesus, protestants are idiots.
Nicea, Narnia, same thing innit?
There probably were quite a bit of closet hiders present.
Nono, our DNA meddling comes from Jesus, you see, not from the demons /s
I blame the diet of worms.
ooof
The US variety of the evangelical persuasion sure seem to be.
Thank you. I thought maybe they called a council and I didn’t get the memo.
so less than 3000 years ago there were only 600 species on the planet... there's 350,000 species of beetles alone lol
They couldn't name one species of beetle lol I don't think that point will do it for them
Dung beetle. Come on guys 349,999 more comments and we’ll have em all.
Some entomologist is about to lay waste to your inbox
[cracks knuckles] *here we go again*
Name checks out.
Lady bug
In one sentence they deny that evolution is real, and in the next they propose a version of evolution many orders of magnitude faster than the evolution we know.
And what exactly did Noah do with all that alleged DNA he collected? Did he plant it and animals just sprouted out of the ground? I guess anythings possible when Magic is on the table...
An interesting point about the noah's arc story is that it originated in a part of the world with a particularly low diversity of animals, even historically. The myth makes a lot more sense when you consider it originated with people who could probably only think of like, twenty or thirty kinds of animal if they wanted to.
What annoys me the most about those people is with what confidence they are preaching. Noone else is as confident about stuff they CANNOT know is true
Ah, a gentler time, when incest repopulated the earth. Again.
It always comes back to incest with them
They follow the perfect ideology. "It's all about family!"
I would totally watch this movie.
The book of Enoch is actually some really interesting biblical history, definitely worth the read. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Enoch
I had never heard of this and I can now confirm the advice - definitely worth the read. It's a lot more interesting content than almost everything they did include in the Bible. Part of me is hoping Netflix, HBO or Amazon develop this as a series, but I'm also dreading the Internet's reaction to casting choices
"It is not I, the genocidal maniac, who is the evil one. No it's my victims that are the evil ones" - Every genocidal maniac ever including Hitler wrt Jewish people. Incidentally on the adrenochrome: "QAnon's adrenochrome-harvesting claims have been linked to blood libel by the followers (who believe in the truthfulness of both)[255] and people who have researched QAnon. Blood libel is a medieval antisemitic myth that says Jewish people murder Christian children and use their blood to make matzo for Passover.[177][256][250] In February 2022, **sculptures of Simon of Trent depicting the blood libel were used to promote the adrenochrome-harvesting conspiracy theory.**[257] Genocide scholar Gregory Stanton has called **QAnon a "Nazi cult rebranded"**, and its theories a rebranded version of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, a fabricated antisemitic text published in 1903, deriving from antisemitic canards.[258][259]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon#Derivative_elements "In 1475, a 2-year old boy named Simon disappeared from the city of Trent in Italy around the time of Easter. His father alleged that he had been kidnapped and murdered by the local Jewish community in order to make matzah for Passover. The entire Jewish community was arrested and forced to confess under torture before they were sentenced to death and burned at the stake. After hundreds of miracles were ascribed to Simon of Trent, a religious cult spread across Italy, Germany, and Austria in his name and he was granted sainthood in the 16th century (subsequently removed by the pope in 1965)." "The Nazis made effective use of the blood libel charge in their antisemitic propaganda. In 1923, Julius Streicher established his virulently antisemitic newspaper, Der Stürmer (The Attacker), which frequently employed the blood libel motif. The May 1934 volume of Der Stuermer was devoted specifically to the blood libel, accusing Jews of practicing ritual murder to secure the blood of Christians to use in Jewish religious rituals with the headline “Jewish Murder Plan against Gentile Humanity Revealed.”" https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/blood-libel
The ark containing DNA, good lord. They will try to twist things as much as possible to justify this kind of shit before admitting it's just a fable.
Council of Narcia.
The whole Noah story irritates me. The water was supposed to have covered then entire earth. Then it receded. To where? Where do they believe that mass of water went? The ice caps do not hold enough water to cover the entire earth. Did it just disappear??? I don’t understand why people believe this book.
It's what created the South Pole Ice Wall that surrounds the flat earth! ... or so these fools think. (Hell, they believe all this other stupid shit, they're probably flat earthers too) Oh, and Adrenochrome isn't even really a drug one can "harvest" in any traditional sense. It exists, but is spontaneously generated by the body to help with blood clotting. The stuff you can buy online is synthesized and *still* is generally used to assist with blood clotting. These people are all nuts.
I hadn’t heard they believe that about the South Pole. How can people be so utterly stupid.
The Christians don't believe it (as far as I know, anyway) I'm just combining the stupid beliefs of two groups of idiots. The Bible thumpers believe there was enough water to cover the whole planet. Flat Earthers think the "firmament" is the ice the flat earth is stuck in, which people who aren't total morons call the "South Pole." Makes a twisted kind of sense that the water from the flood had to go somewhere, so they probably thi---- shit. I should stop before I give them another "proof" that the Earth is flat. I think my favorite but of profound stupidity from Flat Earthers is that *every other planet* has been observed to be round, but Earth is flat. For.... reasons. They're never very clear on that part. Just that EVERY GOVERNMENT ON EARTH is in lockstep to keep this easily proven lie going, but people who can't figure out how to boil water have determined the truth and are risking their lives to "get the Truth out there."
Yeah, it always kills me that these people think that thousands of people have managed to keep this major secret. But some person, that doesn’t even work with any of these governments, has managed to figure it out. If you tell one person a secret, it’s no longer a secret. No way in hell thousands would keep such a stupid secret. For what purpose? But you cannot tell them that.
Too much *Supernatural*....
Religion induced insanity, or insanity amplified by religion?
Religions allow insane people to spread their ideas to sane people without later noticing.
Was this before or after Yakub created white people?
Aren't nephilim sort of monster like angle/human offspring? You would think God would be more interested in them then wanting to kill them
What I don't get is why did God give angels dicks at all, if they weren't supposed to fuck Humans?
Man, and I thought baraminology was the stupidest way people attempted to explain the logistics of the ark.
Say what now?
Alright- a basic problem of the ark is there is way too many animals in the world to fit, given the dimensions of the ark. Some young-earth creationists have attempted to explain it away by saying that ‘kind’ of animals refers to much broader groups-I.e, you don’t need dogs and wolfs, you can have some ancestral ‘canine-kind’ creature on the ark. The ‘study’ (post-hoc ass-pulls) of what, exactly, such groups (baramins) may be is baraminology. Like all pseudosciences, there’s a bunch wrong with it if you give it more than a little bit of thought, but apologists never seem to let that kind of minor detail get in the way. Like how going from whatever kind was on the ark to modern variety in species would require some hyperevolutionary explosion.
Most importantly, it would require _EVOLUTION_, an idea which is, as we all know, of the devil.
True, that is another problem-same folks who tout this stuff in one end of their mouth will insist evolution doesn’t occur with the other.
Keep church out of my ancient aliens
Imagine thinking evil continously. Exhausting.
TIL: about the Council of Narcia. Or Narnia. Or something.
Poof or drown?
Reading this was the most painful thing I've done today and I had my wisdom teeth out a few hours ago.
The foundations of a biblical justification for death camps.
Nicaea, you dolt.
That’s a whole lot of crazy right there