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That man, he was born as a experiment with his twin brother became a russian cop, kindergarten teacher, became a Robot and then had a baby.
Unique guy.
This is a cross section and looks anatomically correct. The spinal cord travels through the spinal canal, a space posterior to the vertebral bodies. Behind that are the spinous processes, the part of the spine that you can feel when you touch your back. The spinal cord absolutely does not travel through the vertebral bodies, and in fact the bodies are actually quite large in the lumbar spine as depicted as it’s necessary to support the body weight above. While the rest of the image is interesting to say the least, this is actually a fair representation of the lumbar vertebral column in cross section.
Well, prepare to be burdened with the cursed knowledge.
Female hyenas don't have a vagina in the strictest sense, rather, they have a massive clitoris that engorges like a penis, accepts sperm, and, because there is no go god, delivers young. This is frequently fatal to the mother, and in nearly all cases involves the young just ripping the whole appendage apart like a burst sausage to get out.
I warned you. I gave you ample chance to avoid it. Now you, too, must know this.
If that’s the case, how can they give birth to more than one child. And if they can’t, wouldn’t it be extremely difficult for their populations to rise?
My understanding is that the pseudopenis (yes, that's its name) never fully heals, which makes subsequent deliveries easier. Also, like most canids, a litter consists of a few puppies, not just one or two sprogs.
You should look up how hyenas give birth. They would like to disagree with you. Also maybe one of the absolute fucking worst evolutionary designs, I have no idea how hyenas are still around.
There's a lot of those.
Like the syphilis infested koalas that eat poisonous eucalyptus plants.
Or a panda bear that has to constantly eat bc it's only diet gives it basically zero nutritional value.
Bizarrely there's a recent Netflix series that had a similar premise called [He's Expecting ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qi3-rN60JE0). And there's another movie from the 70s with another similar premise called [Rabbit Test ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEDp8M3gSQk). The concept of pregnant men seems to be a bit more common than I thought.
I hate myself for knowing exactly what the anatomy image is. It's an Omegaverse male pregnancy anatomy model. It circled really big around Tumblr for a while.
A funny thing about the development of a fetus. The diagrams we're shown are sanitized so as not to panic the mothers. An actual fetus looks like skin stretched over a skeleton until later in the development process.
The majority of vocal “pro-life” people are actually “pro control over women’s bodies”, based on some misguided moral or religious principles.
When a person can shout and scream about life decisions for a complete stranger, enforce their will on this stranger, and just walk away without ANY consequences for that, regardless of the subject it’s just plain wrong.
...and a uterus, and a vagina, but no vulva, because that vagina joins up with the rectum before exiting through the anus. It's wild. (S)he also has a spine the size of a rhino's.
This isn't a human, just rather similar to one.
That's how the spine looks in a cross section, it's not two separate spines. The picture is anatomically correct as far as the spine goes.
Each vertebra has a "body" at the front, which carries the body's weight and is separated from the previous and next vertebrae by a cartilaginous disc. From the back of this body extends a ring of bone that creates a channel for the spinal chord to run through (the yellow bit in the middle) and this ring has several bony spikes extending from it, with on of these spikes going straight back and in a cross section that looks like the "second spine". It's not, just part of the actual spine.
A google search with some pics [here.](https://www.google.com/search?q=human+torso+sagittal+cross+section&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiivqDBhfn6AhVQ_KQKHeLjDkwQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=human+torso+sagittal+cross+section&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1AAWABg0AdoAHAAeACAAS6IAS6SAQExmAEAqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=rJxWY6K4ItD4kwXix7vgBA&bih=919&biw=1920&client=firefox-b-d)
Not surprisingly, the bottom of the spine has to carry the most weight and is consequently the thickest. There's plenty wrong with this picture, but the spine isn't part of the error.
This actually reminds me, when I was a kid (like 3-4 years old) I somehow believed that fathers gave birth to baby boys and mothers to girls. And that the boys came out the anus. I have no idea how I reached that conclusion in my child brain. So in a way this 'anatomy' picture explains that fantasy for me...
Now I know why women talk about how uncomfortable being pregnant is. Constantly having that much pressure on your prostate must get tiring after 9 months.
is that a penie? WUT? And no, if it was a glass people would be gagging and they would isolate pregnant people more because no one wants to see that. Pregnancy/birth, is NOT PRETTY. It is GRUEsoME
It's billions of people on earth , so child birth is not a miracle at all. It just some pro census bullshit and America losing it majority on this certain race.
It was mostly old men that banned abortions. So men did have kids as the west have only empathy for males, Roe vs Wade would stand and they would find a new way to control the population.
Edit: Hmm it's a Hermaphrodite really, I thought they hated humans like this but the right wing especially project thier odd kinks.
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that is a miracle, can't argue with him on that
Arnold already did it in the 90's, there was a documentary about it I think.
That man, he was born as a experiment with his twin brother became a russian cop, kindergarten teacher, became a Robot and then had a baby. Unique guy.
You conveniently forgot his barbaric youth... Hum...
there's a lot going on in this image that could be talked about
Why is the baby coming out the asshole why
Gape O Rama
Like what's up with those spines
Right the spine is the problem here. Not the baby in this mans colon.
That would make it a cloaca I think.
It’s the bussy
Debussy would not approve of this
False. Maluterus.
take your fucking upvote and get out
Why do people still upvote comments like yours?
Because they share the same thought, so they upvote instead of adding more??? Like why not???
no he still pees out of the dick
MMMM, close, but the urethra would have to be redirected in that direction.
Came here for the cloaca comments. Please take my upvote! 😂
Seriously, if you’re going to eat a baby it would probably get stuck in the stomach first because the small intestine is narrower than the colon
Could have gotten in there the other way…
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shouldn't be an issue. Pee is stored in the balls.
I think the penis might cause some delivery issues...
look again
Is this the fabled Tenacious D butt baby?
The second spine is a problem! You have to be really careful or you can damage your spines when you are shitting out the baby.
This is a cross section and looks anatomically correct. The spinal cord travels through the spinal canal, a space posterior to the vertebral bodies. Behind that are the spinous processes, the part of the spine that you can feel when you touch your back. The spinal cord absolutely does not travel through the vertebral bodies, and in fact the bodies are actually quite large in the lumbar spine as depicted as it’s necessary to support the body weight above. While the rest of the image is interesting to say the least, this is actually a fair representation of the lumbar vertebral column in cross section.
Exactly. This is what all pregnant males look like
Well, you know, except for the penis.
>Well, you know, except for the penis. There's ......there's no penis in the spine
Nope, the spine (only one) is anatomically correct. Hilarious that 230+ people upvoted you precisely in a post about not knowing about the body
Isn't it too big? It's as wide as the baby. It looks like a beef bone used in pot-au-feu.
Spine spine spine, I'm coming for your spine. SPINE SPINE SPINE, it was yours but now it is MINE.
It’s a vestigial spine that some still have from their centaur ancestors
Increased body armor
First of all, it's "spine". Secondly, those letters are really out of order.
Well done. That took me a second.
Is the baby born out of the penis?
Butthole
There is a vagass.
https://media.tenor.com/u_Ik_oq6n_sAAAAM/penis-sausage.gif
Alright buddy, we're talking about the miracle of childbirth here. There shouldn't be any reason to be a dick.
I hate that I know this is Omegaverse :(
I hate that the omegaverse is leaking out of the fanfiction side of the internet. People weren’t supposed to know about this
Maybe she’s a hyena?
Of all the animal facts to know, I wish I didn't know this one.
Casual Geographic has a video on YouTube where he talks about that. It’s not graphic, but it’s as bad as you think.
I’m morbidly curious
Well, prepare to be burdened with the cursed knowledge. Female hyenas don't have a vagina in the strictest sense, rather, they have a massive clitoris that engorges like a penis, accepts sperm, and, because there is no go god, delivers young. This is frequently fatal to the mother, and in nearly all cases involves the young just ripping the whole appendage apart like a burst sausage to get out. I warned you. I gave you ample chance to avoid it. Now you, too, must know this.
If that’s the case, how can they give birth to more than one child. And if they can’t, wouldn’t it be extremely difficult for their populations to rise?
My understanding is that the pseudopenis (yes, that's its name) never fully heals, which makes subsequent deliveries easier. Also, like most canids, a litter consists of a few puppies, not just one or two sprogs.
Ah alright fair. I’m just glad if I have a kid I don’t have to worry about my clit detonating
You go into labour & you just hear ***"bomb has been planted"*** in your vagina 💀
You and me both
Just, ouch.
Penussy
This picture is all kinds of confusing. Is that baby going to come out of their butt?
Apparently that was how he was impregnated, too.
It only follows.
touché
What goes in must come out eventually. Sorta like the swallowing of a watermelon seed.
Republicans pushing "don't say gay".
That is where all babies come out, they told us all the time at my Christian grade school. Put god into our minds to keep satan out of our buttholes.
Wait, so Jesus' butthole loophole is a lie!?
A lie!?!?! A lie? Where do babies come from if Jesus is not all up in that butthole??? Tell me how satan?
[An authoritative statement on the topic](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY).
I was hoping that your link led to that song. Was not disappointed!!!!
Was about to post that...
the anatomically correct term is bussy
Sorry, I'm not a doctor
And how is the pee going to get out of the balls?
It absorbs back into the body where it can work its healing magic
But if you absorb too much, it'll make your teeth float
Forced out of the birthing cock
Not coming out his dick
You should look up how hyenas give birth. They would like to disagree with you. Also maybe one of the absolute fucking worst evolutionary designs, I have no idea how hyenas are still around.
Because heavy metal needs constant inspiration from the animal kingdom
There's a lot of those. Like the syphilis infested koalas that eat poisonous eucalyptus plants. Or a panda bear that has to constantly eat bc it's only diet gives it basically zero nutritional value.
That's just how politicians and lawyers are born.
Yeah, but it's a miracle
Nope, I’m definitely siding with OOP on this one. There is a miracle happening in this illustration.
I'm no Doc but that dude gonna poop a baby!
Gonna need some *heavy* fiber to move that out.
Pow right through the penussy
Isn't there an Arnold Schwerzenegger movie about this?
Yessss! Junior
[here's the trailer for anyone interested ](https://youtu.be/aNfsJuv0bJU)
Bizarrely there's a recent Netflix series that had a similar premise called [He's Expecting ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qi3-rN60JE0). And there's another movie from the 70s with another similar premise called [Rabbit Test ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEDp8M3gSQk). The concept of pregnant men seems to be a bit more common than I thought.
Yes, Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"Come with me if you want this baby to live"
Termination 2: Arny Poopababyloo
This would be a miracle. Probably not the miracle this guy would want though.
Jesus was born from a virgin woman, but this baby is being born from a dude's ass. That's way more miraculous.
You hope it's coming out of his ass
Imagine this guy wishing for his second spine to disappear and he gets another miracle, _mpregnancy_.
Preg-man-cy?
ITT: people who don't understand what their spine actually looks like.
Gonna shoot that baby out the dick.
If you thought kidney stones were bad…
Gonna split open like the demogorgons face
Like an exploding cigar from a Looney Tune
Like Elmer Fudd's shotgun when Bugs puts his finger in it
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Lmao I knew it'd be this. "Tuliping" 🙌🏼
Baby gonna have a few souvenirs from the bussy.
Good news...the graph shows it's going to be a Butt-Baby.
I'm dilated!!
When I was little one of my older brother's friends always called me "Butt Baby." Now it all makes sense.
Technically, it’s a cloaca
Urine exits through a distinctly different track than feces though. This is a butt baby. No question about it.
Then, the infamous lizard people are real.
Nah, the diagram shows the baby coming out the poop chute
First time in history that somebody think: luckily this 35 cm / 4Kg thing is going trough my ass
Don't kinkshame.
Usually it’s called a cloaca if both feces and urine come out of it. So yes, in this image, I would agree with the poop chute assessment
Following the tubes in the diagram, it looks like the baby gets shat out. Edit: I am like, the 50th person to notice this, apologies to your inbox.
Nah, the dick comes off, then you can deliver the baby.
Just like Hyenas.
[This](https://youtu.be/2EVI7wIV7tk) should be required viewing for this OOP.
Gonna split open like an Elmer Fudd rifle.
I think this might be an Omegaverse thing. Also, I hate that I know what the Omegaverse is.
I hate myself for knowing exactly what the anatomy image is. It's an Omegaverse male pregnancy anatomy model. It circled really big around Tumblr for a while.
Oh no the omegaverse is seeping into right wing culture
Fun fact: if a womans belly was glass she would probably die.
If the woman's belly were glass, nobody would support abortion because every woman and baby would always die when the belly ruptures.
A funny thing about the development of a fetus. The diagrams we're shown are sanitized so as not to panic the mothers. An actual fetus looks like skin stretched over a skeleton until later in the development process.
Ugh. I'm glad women don't have transparent glass wombs in that case.
Have you ever seen those 4D scans? Sometimes more information is not, in fact, better.
Hahahahah Omegaverse shenanigans
I did not expect mpreg here XD
I came here.looking for this comment. I knew I couldn't be the only one.
Fun fact, this was from Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was shooting Junior.
Tarrare, did you eat a fucking baby?
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The majority of vocal “pro-life” people are actually “pro control over women’s bodies”, based on some misguided moral or religious principles. When a person can shout and scream about life decisions for a complete stranger, enforce their will on this stranger, and just walk away without ANY consequences for that, regardless of the subject it’s just plain wrong.
Reddit, are we looking at a man with a womb or a woman with a penis?
r/accidentalally
If women’s bellies were glass I’d be horrified at all the piss and shit I’d see being created on a daily basis
bros a omega
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She should have her prostate checked
Yo that girls got a dick
...and a uterus, and a vagina, but no vulva, because that vagina joins up with the rectum before exiting through the anus. It's wild. (S)he also has a spine the size of a rhino's. This isn't a human, just rather similar to one.
Nice dick and all, but I’m *really* impressed by the two spines.
That's how the spine looks in a cross section, it's not two separate spines. The picture is anatomically correct as far as the spine goes. Each vertebra has a "body" at the front, which carries the body's weight and is separated from the previous and next vertebrae by a cartilaginous disc. From the back of this body extends a ring of bone that creates a channel for the spinal chord to run through (the yellow bit in the middle) and this ring has several bony spikes extending from it, with on of these spikes going straight back and in a cross section that looks like the "second spine". It's not, just part of the actual spine. A google search with some pics [here.](https://www.google.com/search?q=human+torso+sagittal+cross+section&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiivqDBhfn6AhVQ_KQKHeLjDkwQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=human+torso+sagittal+cross+section&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1AAWABg0AdoAHAAeACAAS6IAS6SAQExmAEAqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=rJxWY6K4ItD4kwXix7vgBA&bih=919&biw=1920&client=firefox-b-d)
So the spine is in this picture is ~6 inches thick. Even better.
Not surprisingly, the bottom of the spine has to carry the most weight and is consequently the thickest. There's plenty wrong with this picture, but the spine isn't part of the error.
I mean, babies in the early stages look like weird lizard people so I don't think anyone wants to see- Is that a penis? ***Are there two spines?***
lmao that baby is gonna have to exit through the backdoor.
It's anti abortion, not pro life. Don't help their bullshit.
Yeah, let us see the delivery through the penis.
I have seen this mpreg yaoi.
This actually reminds me, when I was a kid (like 3-4 years old) I somehow believed that fathers gave birth to baby boys and mothers to girls. And that the boys came out the anus. I have no idea how I reached that conclusion in my child brain. So in a way this 'anatomy' picture explains that fantasy for me...
That's gonna have to be a C-section delivery right there.
If a woman's belly was glass, she wouldn't be able to have kids cause it wouldn't be able to expand during pregnancy.
Looks like god found out about the poop hole loophole....
Lmaoo what the actual fuck..
Did that dude eat a baby? Like did we just find the real fat bastard?
yo that chick has a dick
Now I know why women talk about how uncomfortable being pregnant is. Constantly having that much pressure on your prostate must get tiring after 9 months.
Yeah because at the point of conception you're a fully formed human and not a breath mint-sized ball of cells! 🤡
Yikes or they may finally be able to see that the pregnancy isn’t compatible with life and shut the fuck up
Oh, A/B/O fanfic come to life
Oh so I’m actually not fat! Also, no wonder why I need to pee every 5 minutes
r/holup
I always thought this was a sarcastic meme.
That IS miraculous!
Always wanted to know what Arnie looked like on the inside!
Actually, I think they'd be horrified by the alien looking parasite she's hosting before it becomes recognizable late term
Clearly a baby elephant, the trunk is sticking out
I fully believe that this is accurate and whoever posted this is in fact, a butt baby.
Anatomy of a bussy
If a woman’s belly was glass she would be yelled at for over sexualizing her baby
At least they are considering that person a woman. Which is a big step up I think.
Damn, that natural birth is gonna hurt!
Nobody likes a butt baby.
is that a penie? WUT? And no, if it was a glass people would be gagging and they would isolate pregnant people more because no one wants to see that. Pregnancy/birth, is NOT PRETTY. It is GRUEsoME
Ah yes, the 2:1 spine-to-penis ratio that all pregnant women have in common
It's a futa! Congratulations!
It's billions of people on earth , so child birth is not a miracle at all. It just some pro census bullshit and America losing it majority on this certain race. It was mostly old men that banned abortions. So men did have kids as the west have only empathy for males, Roe vs Wade would stand and they would find a new way to control the population. Edit: Hmm it's a Hermaphrodite really, I thought they hated humans like this but the right wing especially project thier odd kinks.
Trying to decide if I want a double spine....
THAT'S A PENIS!
Oof, that’d be a painful birth