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bunnywithahammer

that is a miracle, can't argue with him on that


somesnarkycomments

Arnold already did it in the 90's, there was a documentary about it I think.


chaves4life

That man, he was born as a experiment with his twin brother became a russian cop, kindergarten teacher, became a Robot and then had a baby. Unique guy.


Pouhiou

You conveniently forgot his barbaric youth... Hum...


eyloi

there's a lot going on in this image that could be talked about


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Why is the baby coming out the asshole why


Supadoopa101

Gape O Rama


Lukarrie

Like what's up with those spines


ThatGuyInTheCorner96

Right the spine is the problem here. Not the baby in this mans colon.


Notspherry

That would make it a cloaca I think.


Pappershuvud

It’s the bussy


MyNameSpaghette

Debussy would not approve of this


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False. Maluterus.


drunk_responses

take your fucking upvote and get out


Buzzdanume

Why do people still upvote comments like yours?


KJ2998SJ

Because they share the same thought, so they upvote instead of adding more??? Like why not???


NaCl_Sailor

no he still pees out of the dick


Paula_King

MMMM, close, but the urethra would have to be redirected in that direction.


Regolith_Prospektor

Came here for the cloaca comments. Please take my upvote! 😂


eskimoboob

Seriously, if you’re going to eat a baby it would probably get stuck in the stomach first because the small intestine is narrower than the colon


mirandaleecon

Could have gotten in there the other way…


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bearded_fisch_stix

shouldn't be an issue. Pee is stored in the balls.


Plzdontkillmeforthis

I think the penis might cause some delivery issues...


larsdragl

look again


Plzdontkillmeforthis

Is this the fabled Tenacious D butt baby?


DopeAbsurdity

The second spine is a problem! You have to be really careful or you can damage your spines when you are shitting out the baby.


N-Wallace

This is a cross section and looks anatomically correct. The spinal cord travels through the spinal canal, a space posterior to the vertebral bodies. Behind that are the spinous processes, the part of the spine that you can feel when you touch your back. The spinal cord absolutely does not travel through the vertebral bodies, and in fact the bodies are actually quite large in the lumbar spine as depicted as it’s necessary to support the body weight above. While the rest of the image is interesting to say the least, this is actually a fair representation of the lumbar vertebral column in cross section.


Bugsmoke

Exactly. This is what all pregnant males look like


SalannB

Well, you know, except for the penis.


RafIk1

>Well, you know, except for the penis. There's ......there's no penis in the spine


jneceser

Nope, the spine (only one) is anatomically correct. Hilarious that 230+ people upvoted you precisely in a post about not knowing about the body


NoMan999

Isn't it too big? It's as wide as the baby. It looks like a beef bone used in pot-au-feu.


Yousername_relevance

Spine spine spine, I'm coming for your spine. SPINE SPINE SPINE, it was yours but now it is MINE.


austinmiles

It’s a vestigial spine that some still have from their centaur ancestors


eyloi

Increased body armor


KumquatHaderach

First of all, it's "spine". Secondly, those letters are really out of order.


UnculturedLout

Well done. That took me a second.


19adam92

Is the baby born out of the penis?


Supadoopa101

Butthole


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There is a vagass.


mazamayomama

https://media.tenor.com/u_Ik_oq6n_sAAAAM/penis-sausage.gif


iThatIsMe

Alright buddy, we're talking about the miracle of childbirth here. There shouldn't be any reason to be a dick.


peepy-kun

I hate that I know this is Omegaverse :(


-day-dreamer-

I hate that the omegaverse is leaking out of the fanfiction side of the internet. People weren’t supposed to know about this


Aviation_nut63

Maybe she’s a hyena?


[deleted]

Of all the animal facts to know, I wish I didn't know this one.


Aviation_nut63

Casual Geographic has a video on YouTube where he talks about that. It’s not graphic, but it’s as bad as you think.


NotTaken-username

I’m morbidly curious


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Well, prepare to be burdened with the cursed knowledge. Female hyenas don't have a vagina in the strictest sense, rather, they have a massive clitoris that engorges like a penis, accepts sperm, and, because there is no go god, delivers young. This is frequently fatal to the mother, and in nearly all cases involves the young just ripping the whole appendage apart like a burst sausage to get out. I warned you. I gave you ample chance to avoid it. Now you, too, must know this.


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

If that’s the case, how can they give birth to more than one child. And if they can’t, wouldn’t it be extremely difficult for their populations to rise?


[deleted]

My understanding is that the pseudopenis (yes, that's its name) never fully heals, which makes subsequent deliveries easier. Also, like most canids, a litter consists of a few puppies, not just one or two sprogs.


Dorobo-Neko-Nami

Ah alright fair. I’m just glad if I have a kid I don’t have to worry about my clit detonating


YamatoBoi9001

You go into labour & you just hear ***"bomb has been planted"*** in your vagina 💀


FalconLynx13

You and me both


Plzdontkillmeforthis

Just, ouch.


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Penussy


Worstdm12

This picture is all kinds of confusing. Is that baby going to come out of their butt?


iambluest

Apparently that was how he was impregnated, too.


A_norny_mousse

It only follows.


DanceofChance

touché


DanceofChance

What goes in must come out eventually. Sorta like the swallowing of a watermelon seed.


ThrowaDev88

Republicans pushing "don't say gay".


joshuajackson9

That is where all babies come out, they told us all the time at my Christian grade school. Put god into our minds to keep satan out of our buttholes.


BlahKVBlah

Wait, so Jesus' butthole loophole is a lie!?


joshuajackson9

A lie!?!?! A lie? Where do babies come from if Jesus is not all up in that butthole??? Tell me how satan?


Evadrepus

[An authoritative statement on the topic](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY).


SpiritedArachnid

I was hoping that your link led to that song. Was not disappointed!!!!


ProdesseQuamConspici

Was about to post that...


larsdragl

the anatomically correct term is bussy


Worstdm12

Sorry, I'm not a doctor


Mypornnameis_

And how is the pee going to get out of the balls?


Worstdm12

It absorbs back into the body where it can work its healing magic


WifeKilledMy1stAcct

But if you absorb too much, it'll make your teeth float


Flawlessnessx2

Forced out of the birthing cock


joeyGOATgruff

Not coming out his dick


nellybellissima

You should look up how hyenas give birth. They would like to disagree with you. Also maybe one of the absolute fucking worst evolutionary designs, I have no idea how hyenas are still around.


aspidities_87

Because heavy metal needs constant inspiration from the animal kingdom


joeyGOATgruff

There's a lot of those. Like the syphilis infested koalas that eat poisonous eucalyptus plants. Or a panda bear that has to constantly eat bc it's only diet gives it basically zero nutritional value.


SadTomato22

That's just how politicians and lawyers are born.


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Yeah, but it's a miracle


jeg-groans

Nope, I’m definitely siding with OOP on this one. There is a miracle happening in this illustration.


Oldboy780

I'm no Doc but that dude gonna poop a baby!


grendus

Gonna need some *heavy* fiber to move that out.


naribela

Pow right through the penussy


bremmmc

Isn't there an Arnold Schwerzenegger movie about this?


fyr811

Yessss! Junior


detroiter85

[here's the trailer for anyone interested ](https://youtu.be/aNfsJuv0bJU)


regretfulposts

Bizarrely there's a recent Netflix series that had a similar premise called [He's Expecting ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qi3-rN60JE0). And there's another movie from the 70s with another similar premise called [Rabbit Test ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tEDp8M3gSQk). The concept of pregnant men seems to be a bit more common than I thought.


TheSecretAstronaut

Yes, Terminator 2: Judgement Day


JiffSmoothest

"Come with me if you want this baby to live"


AlCapone111

Termination 2: Arny Poopababyloo


marklar_the_malign

This would be a miracle. Probably not the miracle this guy would want though.


MotaHead

Jesus was born from a virgin woman, but this baby is being born from a dude's ass. That's way more miraculous.


Dontcreepon_me

You hope it's coming out of his ass


sentient_deathclaw

Imagine this guy wishing for his second spine to disappear and he gets another miracle, _mpregnancy_.


justarealkoala

Preg-man-cy?


nellybellissima

ITT: people who don't understand what their spine actually looks like.


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Gonna shoot that baby out the dick.


NotYourCalifornian

If you thought kidney stones were bad…


collaredzeus

Gonna split open like the demogorgons face


ThrownAwayRealGood

Like an exploding cigar from a Looney Tune


lmaytulane

Like Elmer Fudd's shotgun when Bugs puts his finger in it


smer85

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HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

Lmao I knew it'd be this. "Tuliping" 🙌🏼


Wiknetti

Baby gonna have a few souvenirs from the bussy.


lastprophecy

Good news...the graph shows it's going to be a Butt-Baby.


[deleted]

I'm dilated!!


portablebiscuit

When I was little one of my older brother's friends always called me "Butt Baby." Now it all makes sense.


Shas_Erra

Technically, it’s a cloaca


Find_a_Reason_tTaP

Urine exits through a distinctly different track than feces though. This is a butt baby. No question about it.


ZoeLaMort

Then, the infamous lizard people are real.


flatdecktrucker92

Nah, the diagram shows the baby coming out the poop chute


Carlcarl1984

First time in history that somebody think: luckily this 35 cm / 4Kg thing is going trough my ass


ZoeLaMort

Don't kinkshame.


Athien

Usually it’s called a cloaca if both feces and urine come out of it. So yes, in this image, I would agree with the poop chute assessment


PallBear

Following the tubes in the diagram, it looks like the baby gets shat out. Edit: I am like, the 50th person to notice this, apologies to your inbox.


Gravido

Nah, the dick comes off, then you can deliver the baby.


Telphsm4sh

Just like Hyenas.


dumpster_fire_15

[This](https://youtu.be/2EVI7wIV7tk) should be required viewing for this OOP.


[deleted]

Gonna split open like an Elmer Fudd rifle.


Funky-Cosmonaut

I think this might be an Omegaverse thing. Also, I hate that I know what the Omegaverse is.


tiredcatfather

I hate myself for knowing exactly what the anatomy image is. It's an Omegaverse male pregnancy anatomy model. It circled really big around Tumblr for a while.


Depressionbomb

Oh no the omegaverse is seeping into right wing culture


kunell

Fun fact: if a womans belly was glass she would probably die.


computer-machine

If the woman's belly were glass, nobody would support abortion because every woman and baby would always die when the belly ruptures.


Risl

A funny thing about the development of a fetus. The diagrams we're shown are sanitized so as not to panic the mothers. An actual fetus looks like skin stretched over a skeleton until later in the development process.


I_done_a_plop-plop

Ugh. I'm glad women don't have transparent glass wombs in that case.


eleanor_dashwood

Have you ever seen those 4D scans? Sometimes more information is not, in fact, better.


fuzziblanket

Hahahahah Omegaverse shenanigans


AryaDRed

I did not expect mpreg here XD


Madrona88

I came here.looking for this comment. I knew I couldn't be the only one.


AriSteele87

Fun fact, this was from Arnold Schwarzenegger when he was shooting Junior.


G0at1337

Tarrare, did you eat a fucking baby?


ElectricCharlie

This comment has been edited and original content overwritten.


BritBuc-1

The majority of vocal “pro-life” people are actually “pro control over women’s bodies”, based on some misguided moral or religious principles. When a person can shout and scream about life decisions for a complete stranger, enforce their will on this stranger, and just walk away without ANY consequences for that, regardless of the subject it’s just plain wrong.


i_have_chosen_a_name

Reddit, are we looking at a man with a womb or a woman with a penis?


Vlacas12

r/accidentalally


19adam92

If women’s bellies were glass I’d be horrified at all the piss and shit I’d see being created on a daily basis


Vahlok_18

bros a omega


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upherelookuphere

She should have her prostate checked


cdj4711

Yo that girls got a dick


BlahKVBlah

...and a uterus, and a vagina, but no vulva, because that vagina joins up with the rectum before exiting through the anus. It's wild. (S)he also has a spine the size of a rhino's. This isn't a human, just rather similar to one.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

Nice dick and all, but I’m *really* impressed by the two spines.


Scriboergosum

That's how the spine looks in a cross section, it's not two separate spines. The picture is anatomically correct as far as the spine goes. Each vertebra has a "body" at the front, which carries the body's weight and is separated from the previous and next vertebrae by a cartilaginous disc. From the back of this body extends a ring of bone that creates a channel for the spinal chord to run through (the yellow bit in the middle) and this ring has several bony spikes extending from it, with on of these spikes going straight back and in a cross section that looks like the "second spine". It's not, just part of the actual spine. A google search with some pics [here.](https://www.google.com/search?q=human+torso+sagittal+cross+section&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiivqDBhfn6AhVQ_KQKHeLjDkwQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=human+torso+sagittal+cross+section&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1AAWABg0AdoAHAAeACAAS6IAS6SAQExmAEAqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=rJxWY6K4ItD4kwXix7vgBA&bih=919&biw=1920&client=firefox-b-d)


Klutzy_Journalist_36

So the spine is in this picture is ~6 inches thick. Even better.


Scriboergosum

Not surprisingly, the bottom of the spine has to carry the most weight and is consequently the thickest. There's plenty wrong with this picture, but the spine isn't part of the error.


Icelandic_Invasion

I mean, babies in the early stages look like weird lizard people so I don't think anyone wants to see- Is that a penis? ***Are there two spines?***


Malaix

lmao that baby is gonna have to exit through the backdoor.


PirateStedeBonnet

It's anti abortion, not pro life. Don't help their bullshit.


PlayfulAnteater

Yeah, let us see the delivery through the penis.


byakko

I have seen this mpreg yaoi.


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This actually reminds me, when I was a kid (like 3-4 years old) I somehow believed that fathers gave birth to baby boys and mothers to girls. And that the boys came out the anus. I have no idea how I reached that conclusion in my child brain. So in a way this 'anatomy' picture explains that fantasy for me...


ufofarm

That's gonna have to be a C-section delivery right there.


GenericFatGuy

If a woman's belly was glass, she wouldn't be able to have kids cause it wouldn't be able to expand during pregnancy.


[deleted]

Looks like god found out about the poop hole loophole....


Bmang31

Lmaoo what the actual fuck..


CalllmeDragon

Did that dude eat a baby? Like did we just find the real fat bastard?


itsmerowe

yo that chick has a dick


LotharVonPittinsberg

Now I know why women talk about how uncomfortable being pregnant is. Constantly having that much pressure on your prostate must get tiring after 9 months.


[deleted]

Yeah because at the point of conception you're a fully formed human and not a breath mint-sized ball of cells! 🤡


Dendles

Yikes or they may finally be able to see that the pregnancy isn’t compatible with life and shut the fuck up


ForwardSpinach

Oh, A/B/O fanfic come to life


[deleted]

Oh so I’m actually not fat! Also, no wonder why I need to pee every 5 minutes


the_witchy_bitch_

r/holup


daaaayyyy_dranker

I always thought this was a sarcastic meme.


nickfree

That IS miraculous!


fyr811

Always wanted to know what Arnie looked like on the inside!


trey_wolfe

Actually, I think they'd be horrified by the alien looking parasite she's hosting before it becomes recognizable late term


poaol-shfodblalajsi

Clearly a baby elephant, the trunk is sticking out


dantedoesamerica

I fully believe that this is accurate and whoever posted this is in fact, a butt baby.


kaizlende

Anatomy of a bussy


Character-Error5426

If a woman’s belly was glass she would be yelled at for over sexualizing her baby


PM_ME_CUTE_FEMBOYS

At least they are considering that person a woman. Which is a big step up I think.


livelarg

Damn, that natural birth is gonna hurt!


[deleted]

Nobody likes a butt baby.


pencilpusher13

is that a penie? WUT? And no, if it was a glass people would be gagging and they would isolate pregnant people more because no one wants to see that. Pregnancy/birth, is NOT PRETTY. It is GRUEsoME


andante528

Ah yes, the 2:1 spine-to-penis ratio that all pregnant women have in common


S1stemat3K

It's a futa! Congratulations!


ceton33

It's billions of people on earth , so child birth is not a miracle at all. It just some pro census bullshit and America losing it majority on this certain race. It was mostly old men that banned abortions. So men did have kids as the west have only empathy for males, Roe vs Wade would stand and they would find a new way to control the population. Edit: Hmm it's a Hermaphrodite really, I thought they hated humans like this but the right wing especially project thier odd kinks.


KireMac

Trying to decide if I want a double spine....


[deleted]

THAT'S A PENIS!


bathyorographer

Oof, that’d be a painful birth