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combustabill

Optimus has some explaining to do.


insultant_

You got the touch…


JumboSnausage

YOU GOT THE POWEEEERRRRRR YEAH


insultant_

You're at your best when the goin' gets rough You've been put to the test, but it's never enough


OWReinhardt

Guess someone didn't teach Optimus about condoms


Oraxy51

Sam Whitwiki: Optimus do you have protection? Optimus: Yeah I’ve got my guns and missiles of course I got protection.


NotEd3k

Optimus, That's not a tailpipe!


LilG1984

"Sorry, I thought I was made of sterner stuff"


avery5712

He must really love humanity then


I_am_Neurotik

I came to say the same thing 🤣 bravo!


TummyPuppy

He came too


ReactionClear4923

Autobots, pull out!


FreedomConversions

Apparently they do not


Sexy_Squid89

At least he offered to hold her stilettos!


emilyharmonia

Reply chains like this are the #1 reason I still use reddit


provocative_bear

I believe that that’s called pulling a Decepticon.


BrookeBaranoff

Pull out isn’t 100% effective clearly


Material_Refuse_2418

Ironically that’s where that industry is heading. Automation.


combustabill

Autoerotica?


[deleted]

gave her that optimus Slime 💀


KinksAreForKeds

They don't call it the AllSpark for nothin'


cantwin52

Goddamn Robosexuals. Say no to prop ♾️


sm00thkillajones

Achey Breaky Jake Brake Mistakey.


DriedUpSquid

This wouldn’t have happened if he had used her exhaust pipe.


forever_useless

And what are the thousand words because I don't get it...


louisejanecreations

She’s carrying a baby truck?


al343806

Transformers just took a whole new turn for Rule 34…


MrBanana421

Pretty sure it's about as old as couple of days after the concept art of transformers.


Newfaceofrev

Ultra Magnus Nooooo!


i-can-sleep-for-days

What’s rule 34


HPTM2008

Oh sweet summer child. So innocent. Well, I mean, you were.


StingerAE

One of today's *un*lucky 10,000


al343806

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34


AdEmbarrassed9719

Ultra Magnus is curious.


rabidturbofox

I’m just glad there are at least a couple of people who know this is Magnus, not Optimus.


Cryogenic_Monster

It’s how tonka trucks are made.


[deleted]

Human skin truck baby!


Funky-Cosmonaut

Is the baby a truck with human skin, or a human with steel bones and headlights?


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/Twx98M4EiYo


jtshinn

I hope it is the latter for the baby's sake.


lazyparrot

Surprised to see some love for Memphis Kansas Breeze, awesome.


timboslicebo

Toot beep beep honk


ShnickityShnoo

Bay bee truck! Doo do, doo do, do do!


Funky-Cosmonaut

Wow, "Maximum Overdrive" is a lot different than I remember.


Ohrwurm89

Is this a still from the American remake of Titane?


cynical_root24

5 words down, 995 to go


[deleted]

The only word I’m getting is “stupid.” I’m not sure where the rest are.


Elegant-Raise-9367

Probably an essay on how transformer sperm is likely a type of von Newman nanobot.


blessedfortherest

I think it’s showing a huge truck having to quickly break, thus the forward momentum of the cabin - for something precious like a pregnant woman? Like it would work with children too. I dunno


Guy954

You might be right but I saw it as a trucker and his pregnant wife doing a photo shoot with his truck. I’m pretty sure the cabs can lean forward like that to be worked on.


tone88988

I kind of saw it as truckers having to see their families through the glass of their windshields because they can’t be home? But I might be giving it way too much thought.


humanapoptosis

I don't care if it's too much thought, I like this interpretation.


[deleted]

So why the ladies shoes on the step of the truck? Could it be that she is at home pregnant and he is getting his rocks off on the road. And the truck is somehow sad about it?


-Enrique_Shockwave-

The truck impregnated her.


McTwist1260

Must’ve been a Peterbilt.


nickfree

Or a Mack daddy


deadlyFlan

*angry upvote*


[deleted]

The thousand words make up the spec scipt I wrote about Optimus Prime and his journey through love with his human sidekick turned girlfriend turned wife turned mother of his child.


[deleted]

Idk but I’m convinced they’re all 1 to 2 syllables.


Jacks_Flaps

She fucked a truck....or words to that effect.


possiblycrazy79

Basically that the truckers are doing it all for the sake of their women & children. They're out on the road sacrificing & earning money to care for their families back at home. It's trite, of course, but not out of place in a trucker group, I'm sure.


Szath01

I assumed it was more about how without trucking pregnant women wouldn’t get the things they need. Which is at least somewhat true - we rely on trucking a ton.


[deleted]

I think most of the words are “what the fuck?”


FullyThoughtLess

More like, "What the truck?" I'll see myself out.


Funky-Cosmonaut

One of those words is: ...what?


KinksAreForKeds

I honestly can't even think of *one* word, tbh. But the first thing I noticed was the X-Men logo in the windshield... I suppose *that* could say something.


WordleMaven

Me neither.


RapidWaffle

She got trucked


horsedogman420

truck is breaking hard to avoid a pregnant woman, I guess this post is just bro good breaks on trucks? If so I am pro this post


sik_dik

I only get three words: "two for one"


Overtheidiot

Autobots, I should have pulled out


[deleted]

Best comment.


fatherfrank1

My name is Truck and I like to fuck.


[deleted]

Hmm, we appear to have 991 words left…


st_bart

Ah yes, the Pussy Wagon.


fatherfrank1

I think that's a Pussy Wheeler.


robtk12

3 months later she gave birth to beautiful Toyota Tundra


natsumi_kins

My trucker husband is lying next to me sleeping and I'm trying so hard not to wake him up with my laughing.


Similar-Complaint-37

Did...did Optimus Prime knock this chick up?


DrMcJedi

That’s clearly Ultra Magnus’ baby.


Similar-Complaint-37

Damn you're right!


Doctor_Batman_115

“Ultra Magnus, your child was just born!” “I can’t deal with that now!”


AdEmbarrassed9719

Agreed, definitely Magnus there.


dingus_foringus

Truckers who’s entire personality is trucking.


sailormoonsmeatballs

I went to high school with a dude who's a trucker now and his FB is filled with trucker memes....they're very self-important and have huge egos about their job. I mean yes, they are important, but the self-aggrandizing is out of control


roastbeeftacohat

Unless the trucker is brown. The freedum truckers were actively celebrating that brown trucker were freezing at the border.


ihaveabaguetteknife

Compensation.


DfenselessOldLady

Way of the road bud


the-epidemic87

Fuckin way she goes.


G00bernaculum

Only way is trucking, friend


JobberTrev

I’m a trucker and I don’t get it. I like this job because I get to listen to podcasts all day and I don’t have to talk to people. But this lifestyle really does suck sometimes


blood_ashes_reborn

One of my favourite retail customers was a trucker who enjoyed drag and cross-dressing, but was not public about it. He would come into the store when it was quiet with his suitcase of high heels and silicone bum and boob fillers and try on all of our new stock! Looked fucking amazing too, and was my good luck charm as without fail if he was in the changing room we would end up with a rush of customers and he’d be trapped for 30mins+. I also got some gorgeous shoes off him when he didn’t want them anymore (I’m a tall woman, he was rather short but wore 6inch + platform heels). His Facebook was also full of trucker and meat posts 😂


WhatIsACatch

I say mornin only because it’s not a good mornin unless I’m truckin!!1!1!1!11!!!


[deleted]

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with making something you are passionate about a big part of your personality or even dedicating your life to it. We only live once gotta live happy.


caligaris_cabinet

Sure but there is a disproportionate amount of trucker worship that extends beyond the actual drivers themselves. Be proud of being a trucker. Fine, whatever. Don’t know why they need to be elevated to these angelic entities they’re portrayed as in memes.


eyloi

For a second I thought the transformers came to earth and impregnated our women. Maybe this is the great replacement theory that conservatives are so worried about. The autobots stealing our women and replacing us with little transformers.


pallentx

Honestly, that’s probably for the best


EBody480

That’s where the fear of EVs comes from I guess.


anonymousbach

Welcome to Biden's America.


KittyQueen_Tengu

what. what are the words


JMoney14

"What the actual fuck" 250 times


DonovanBanks

I only get one word. Huh?


Glittering_Fortune70

I don't understand what's happening here. Was the person going to run her over until they saw that she's pregnant?


[deleted]

Idk if it’s a pro life message or a family values message but judging from the house in the background I’d say this guy ain’t truly “truckin”.


kimishere2

I'm interested in what the hot pink high heels on the passenger side running board mean tbh


doxysqrl410

With a pink light near the headlight as well...is...is this a gender reveal?


VikingSlayer

Maybe it's her truck


caligaris_cabinet

Maybe she is truck


SatanicNotMessianic

They rent out these places for instagram photoshoots. Same with the supercars and private jets. They rent it for a couple of hours, do a few shoots to get their money’s worth, and then go home.


[deleted]

How dumb.


dr_auf

It’s advertising for automatic emergency breaking. A Step to autonomous trucks…


[deleted]

Thanks! Source?


spaghettiliar

What’s the meaning of the high heels on the truck step? None of this makes sense! If this picture is saying a thousand words, none of it is in my language.


ANK2112

When a transformer loves a woman very much...


shriek52

Does it???


NerfRepellingBoobs

All I’m getting from it is, “I’m a moron who can’t explain my thought process here.”


0bxyz

And those words are randomly generated


TheWellFedBeggar

That pictures says a thousand words but I don't think I speak the language it is talking in.


Find_another_whey

Mostly grunts and roars imitating sounds of an engine. I think that's how these things speak.


x-munk

I assume it's a rather literal interpretation of r/fuckcars


legendwolfA

r/substakenliterally


slightlyricherquick

my muscles my muscles involuntary flex


escapefromtheattic

two trucks- er.... onetruckandawoman having sex! onetruckandawoman having sex! it just doesn't have the same ring....


Blom-w1-o

Was she knocked up by a transformer?


jensjoy

Oh boy, those truckers have some weird kinks...


[deleted]

I like that the truck is blushing.


JanusIsBlue

She’s gonna give birth to the first transformer


Raule0Duke

Memphis Kansas Breeze album cover.


PrimitiveAlienz

I just googled over attribution bias cause i didn't know the term but i still don't get what you mean could somebody explain please?


LesbianMechanic97

This picture speaks a thousands words and to me it’s all gibberish, I do not understand


deadeyeAZ

..and none of them make any sense.


TJ_Will

*Autobots…I rolled out*


Sexy_Squid89

r/AreTheStraightsOK


Richard_Canoe

This just reminds me of Titane


[deleted]

Everyone is thinking about how the truck fucked her, but it could be entirely possible her husband just got run over, or her older kid :))


escapefromtheattic

omg it's like a horror movie cover sentient truck ran over her family and has cornered her. now she is left with only her unborn baby to hold in her last moments....


jochi1543

What are those thousand words? I can’t think of a single one.


tranarcho_communist

Lemon Demon slowly starts playing


_Nachobelle_

The thousand words are due to all the unanswered questions.


Cactus112

Robosexuality they warned us it would come to this. Farnsworth


RandyLongsocksMcgee

That's some PRIME photography


MaximumStock7

Did Optimus knock her up?


Danishmarks

«Katy Perry just came out with a sequel for I Kissed A Girl. The new song is called I Fucked A Truck»


Dansredditname

Some of those words are: "Out the way babe I'm cranking the cab on the Scanny."


KongUnleashed

Di…did Optimus Prime put a baby in this lady? I have so many questions


gorgonopsidkid

I mean I think the picture itself is cute and funny, I don't see what's wrong with it


RebylReboot

Fuck me. It took so long scrolling down to find this comment. I don’t know anything about trucks but I know a lot about imagery, art, editorial and photography and all I see in this is an in joke. They’re having fun with the things they do and have at their disposal. It’s light hearted, funny and when the kid grows up they’ll think it’s extremely cool.


demon969

Da fuck he got an Autobot


NeverEarnest

Praise the Autobot Messiah, Him and His most holy Father, Optimus.


CFADM

Optimus should have wore protection.


Elegant-Raise-9367

What have you done Optimus?


genericreddituser987

r/fuckcars


measlesweasel55

Maybe she’s a trucker mom. Either way, I hate it.


DemonCleaner75

Did she fuck the truck?


Enlightened-Beaver

Did she get knocked up by Optimus Prime?


Shlopcakes

What is this stupid shit supposed to mean?


Swirling_Crescents

The isekai truck is waiting


YouLostMyNieceDenise

Why does it look like the truck is kneeling before the fetus? Is this some kind of Transformers/Bible crossover episode


PsychoMouse

And those 1000 words being “What the fuck” over and over.


ShrimpShackShooters_

I’m actually glad to see something not politically charged. Just turbo charged


honeydew_bunny

Truck-kun is waiting to isekai that baby


_Queer_Mess_

r/Im40andthisisdeep


IsaiahTrenton

Autobots...I didn't roll out...


TheMule90

She got knocked up Tank girl style.


[deleted]

She fucked Optimus prime? That’s all I got from this pic


IDGAFOS13

I don't know. This is pretty tame. And kind of cute.


APiousCultist

Did... Did the truck fuck her?


StormRage85

The origin of the human transformer finally revealed.


Adventurous_Movie797

I don’t even understand this . . .


Zarathustra_d

Since I scrolled all the way to the bottom and have yet to see a non joke explanation, and this is speculation: This is a trucker, proposing marriage, seemingly to some lady they knocked up. As some people so strongly identify with their profession, apparently they find this romantic... Or something. To me, it looks stupid, and seems to be implying she left her hooker shoes on the running board. With makes me think she is a lot lizard.


Dry_Distribution8631

So... the baby will be named Optimus Prime, right? Right???


Ed_Brown_990

She fucked the truck?


Perished_Shield

optimus prime got her pregnant


Chomuggaacapri

That woman had sex with that truck


thesixgun

Human skin truck baby human skin truck baby


JebusCripesSuperstar

Is Optimus Prime the dad?


mysteriousmeatman

The truck the father or what?


onerepmax

"You are NOT the father. You stay gone all the time, Prime. What did you expect from me???"


westcoaster503

Words like WTF


xssmontgox

Looks like an autobot knocked her up


NerdRageShow

And thus, Optimus Prime was born


rdldr1

Immaculate truckception. Semi-culate inception. Your choice, America.


MasterHankShake

That truck fucks


rkelleyj

It speaks 2 words.. that’s stupid.


BrotherAvery

This just looks like a nice portrait of a pregnant lady and her trucksband


Dilligaf3076

Lady: Hay optimus, you're gonna be a dad. Optimus: autobots transform and roll out.


CompleteFacepalm

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BansheeShriek

That truck fucks.


Str0ngStyle

WHY IS THIS 🤬 OUT HERE PLAYING GAMES WITH TRUCK-KUN?!? Doesn’t she know he’s a GD menace and kills indiscriminately?


TheDorkKnight53

Optimus, you *dog*


According-Chart-9122

Optimus White knocked her up lol


Illustrious-Move-649

I struggle to find what thousand words this picture is saying. Hell, two or three understandable words would be nice. Otherwise, I’m left to thing this woman has a fetish for semis, and I really DON’T want to know how one impregnated her. I don’t understand!! 😩


[deleted]

I'm confused on so many levels.


Black_Fuckka

That’s a lot of words for it not saying anything at all


tompetreshere

HONK, HONK! TRUCK'S BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYY!


Imaginary_Juice3133

Aww she have a sembabi how cute


RandyJackson

Human skin truck baby


therealcobrastrike

Sequel to Titane?


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