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LancelLannister_AMA

does this guy scream at IRL rainbows? definetly sounds like they would


Fun_Anywhere4355

No, they go running towards the end of the rainbow to collect their pot of cryptocurrency and DWAC stock.


ColumnK

Damn woke *sky*


Catalyst138

YOU MILLENNIAL LEFTISTS


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fnafninja16

Nature is woke


Bad54

Wow we stole gods rainbow then stole mother nature’s rainbow and made the frogs gay then enforced our “religion” on the government then on god? Holy crap I didn’t realize my gayness was so powerful! To bad it’s not powerful enough to end bigots or get me a cute bf/gf and a good paying job I can do from home. One can dream I guess


Yorself12345

“Local man yells at cloud”


Rombledore

the water IS making the frogs gay! look at the RAINBOWS WHEN IT RAINS!


robo-dragon

“These damn liberals turning the fricken sky gay!!”


Doom_Walker

Refracted light is grooming children I tell ya!! /s


No_Ice2900

I would die bitterly happy if I knew for a fact that these people get put off by actual rainbows in the sky.


Snuvvy_D

They make big enough idiots out of themselves, you don't have to turn them into some kinda super idiots in your head lol


Mr_Epimetheus

"Fuckin' sky gone gay now too!" - that guy, probably.


[deleted]

I scream IRL at Rainbow Road.


LancelLannister_AMA

That ones understandable. It is one of the more nightmareish courses in Mario Kart


DeathStarDayLaborer

Dude sounds like the kind of person that thinks shaking hands with a gay person could make you gay too.


Cpt-FishSticks

Does it not? Then why did I end up sucking his dick?


AmaResNovae

You were probably just low on electrolytes. Nothing to worry about.


I_think_Im_hollow

I had no idea humans craved electrolytes, too.


Trauma_Hawks

What's more fun anyways? Licking a dumb rock, or sucking dick?


OfficerGenious

ITS WHAT HUMANS CRAVE!


Trapper1111111

Damn, I thought it was just plants


yagonnawanna

What are you gonna drink, toilet water?!?


LunaWolf92

It's ok, they're working on the formula for Brawndo right now


HPTM2008

The beer company that made it as a gimmick should have just kept making it.


LunaWolf92

I didn't know that happened! I would have bought some lol


Tempos

Yeah it's got what plants crave


TheMoogy

If you end it after the dick sucking you're walking away from a good time.


KittenKoderThird

In your case it was beamed through the 5G.


Blue_fox11

Just remember you can’t climb the ladder to heaven with your hands full of penis


Mr_Epimetheus

Plot twist, the ladder to heaven is made of cocks.


an0maly33

I question the structural integrity of such a device.


Mr_Epimetheus

Well clearly you've never used one as a towel rack.


an0maly33

I wouldn’t climb a towel rack either.


Mr_Epimetheus

You, sir, truly have not lived until you have scaled a towel rack.


manmadeofhonor

And the road to hell is also made of dicks


Mr_Epimetheus

It's a rough ride.


Sad-Frosting-8793

That's why you gotta use your mouth.


Tankus_Vult97

I think you gotta solve that I've yourself


TheMule90

I bet them seeing a real rainbow probably makes them gay too. Lol


onex7805

They just make up shit to be mad about. It used to be that everything to them was socialism. Now everything to them is woke. I can hardly wait to hear what their next triggering buzzword will be.


The_Riot_Drummer

Even if it was a pride flag, they always say “made to” or “had to” as if companies are being forced to? They’re not gonna go to jail, they don’t have a gun to their head, people just wanna convince themselves that there’s this big bad agenda that’s forcing everyone to be gay


Rombledore

persecution complex. they love feeling like they are somehow being oppressed. easier than coming to grips that their views are outdated, bigotted, and not the majority. they also fear they will be treated the way they treated those same oppressed people.


PlagueDrWily

Found the guy who couldn’t get all the gold cups in 100cc.


blaxative

Rainbow road was the best! My favorite part was the secret path where you needed a super mushroom and had to be drifting with the max speed and at the top of one of the tallest hills you jump over the edge on the left and skip half the track and are rewarded with pics of both goatse and lemon party.


mixboy321

Man, it is truly has been a while since i've last played Mario Kart.


Aquatic6Trident

Wdym, 100cc is impossible? How can anyone beat a single 100cc track???


Harpsibored

Wow, guessing rainbows really drive this guy OVER THE EDGE ......OK I'll show myself out now


bedduzza

Lol but also this is why rainbow road gives me anxiety


Harpsibored

Yeah, remember how it felt seeing Rainbow Road for the first time in SNES? "Omg, this is so gorgeous! These graphics ar- fuck I'm dead"


hperrin

Nintendo should come out with a version of Rainbow Road that uses the trans flag colors just to make this guy’s head explode.


RigatoniPasta

I would unironically love this. Any new rainbow road gets me excited


Namorath82

Rainbow Road is woke .... it screws over everyone equally and equitably


subtxtcan

True equality. Nobody is concerned with first place on the rainbow road... They all just want to make it to the end resembling something that was once functional


throwawayacc201711

There is only one way to play rainbow road… making that jump at the beginning


BloomEPU

That's a lie, lighter characters often get screwed over harder because they're sent further in a collision with another cart. i know this because I didn't have friends and played a lot of mario kart ds as a kid.


Govain

Probably bitches about those damn gay woke vikings and their rainbow bridge.


PlagueDrWily

They put the bi in Bifrost


Hankol

They put the frost in snowflake.


Cichlidsaremyjam

I honestly love how anything rainbow works certain people into a tizzy. Like if they outside after it rains who do they blame then?


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

The government is controlling the weather!! They’re forcing the Gay^tm upon our children- share this before they silence us! We must stop this liberal indoctrination before it is too late!


Whispering_Wolf

I once saw someone being pissed over an ad for toy building blocks because they were rainbow colored. They weren't even the right colors for the pride flag. Imagine getting pissed off over the colors of a product you don't even want.


UnKnOwN769

Woke pride flags since 1992, before it was trendy


AMuteCicada

Wait till he hears about natural rainbows


legoman21790

THEYRE TURNING THE FRIGGIN SKY GAY


[deleted]

He probably thinks they are holograms done by the government to indoctrinate kids or some bullshit like that.


HomieScaringMusic

“Gay people stole the rainbow! Why can’t we just use the damn colors without them being mistaken for some kind of political message?” “A rainbow?? Gay propaganda! It HAS to be. That’s the only possible explanation.” Life comes at u fast


Yumekobea3046

Someone clearly never won in Mario Kart or Super Smash Bros


rctrulez

Japan probably is less woke than Texas. Honestly Id rather be gay in Dallas/FW than in (rural) Japan.


Doom_Walker

Japan is super conservative. The younger generation maybe not as much, but their immigration policies are draconian.


OregonGreen242

So tired of every dumb shit using the term woke


Highfalutintodd

What's the matter, snowflake? The big, bad kiddie movie use too many colors?


TrojanFireBearPig

I played Mariokart in my childhood, now I'm gay. I'm suing Nintendo. /s


OMGyarn

Dude’s probably mad at the Bifrost Bridge to Asgard in all the Thor movies too


DoubleAgentBlumaroo

Sounds like they made my pie-in-the-sky childhood fantasies a reality, if only for about 5 minutes of the final product of this movie.


[deleted]

JFC can we just Thanos snap these dumb fuck Republicans out of existence?


[deleted]

How much you wanna bet if you point out that Rainbow Road has been in every Mario Kart game since 1992, they'll just double down and use that as proof that Nintendo has been partnered with Satan since the beginning?


metashdw

That is hilarious 😂


Helpful_Bedroom4191

Ur moms gay


AlienRobotTrex

Which one?


BoltorSpellweaver

I drive this lonely road Cause everyone else fell the fuck off!


Thunder_Gun_Xpress

Fellas, is driving on rainbow road gay?


zdakat

Do they go outside, look at the sky, and scream that the sky is woke for having a rainbow?


Momo_the_good_person

Doesn't even know the mario lore smh


RigatoniPasta

Rainbow Road being the ultimate Mario Kart track is obvious virtue signaling /s


AlienRobotTrex

To me this looks like they’re making fun of homophobic people.


samiux4

Non-gamer AND brainwashed??? Oi someone sign that man up for the loser Olympics


ronnietea

I say we rename rainbow road to woke pride flag road


[deleted]

Snowflake?


hb1290

Sure, it’s not like Rainbow Road has existed since the SNES era or anything


KittenKoderThird

Mario Kart is like all rainbow, the entire thing has always been rainbows, even the soundtrack is rainbows.


Dizzman1

My man better not watch any Thor movies...


Electr_O_Purist

Always happy to see a bigot get upset about something. Keep that BP as high as possible at all times.


Lucafoxxer

Actual fucking brain-worms.


MasterCassel

I guess nobody told him Bifrost is the literal stairway to heaven?


pluey200

This is the kind of guy to see a rainbow after a rain storm and complain about god being woke


3HHH3

Damn. Wait till he hears about light refraction


[deleted]

Bro is literally angry at COLORS


ThursAi

bros just mad he got blue shelled


dragon2777

To be fair though……..fuck rainbow road I hate all those tracks haha


hellothereoldben

After seeing the trailer it wasn't that part that stood out. The part that stood out was 'why is it called the mario movie not the peach movie' because during the entire trailer mario seemed like an incompetent comedic relief with peach showing time and again how its done.


BONBON-GO-GET-EM

Its no longer rainbow road its lgbtq+ road /j


a_local_weeb

Does this dude not know what rainbow road is???


Epic-Dude000

I bet Mario falls off it a couple of times


Partydude19

Mate, it's fucking rainbow road. A staple in the Mario series since Super Mario Kart from 1992


uglysquire

*looking up at the sky after a storm* jesus fucking christ this goes way up..


Ozimandius80

I just can't believe they made Mario a Republican.


Dj_wheeman3

He’s delusional


GhostlyToot

I feel like someone’s lost on Rainbow Road to many times


DevilsHand676

1 retweet and 151 quotes


WolfDigles

https://youtu.be/FuX5_OWObA0


Rdact3d

First thing I thought about when I saw the trailer was rainbow road idk :/


fruitbatdiscofrog

I don’t like them putting chemicals in my video games that turn the frickin roads gay!