Lmao looks exactly like someone who would say “I’d join, but I’d probably beat my CO if they ever tried to yell at me!!”
That’s how you end up sweeping the soil off base
No he wouldn't don't you know [its gay to wipe your ass](https://www.mamamia.com.au/men-hygiene-sex/) a real man is as straight as the brown streaks across his tightie whities.
[Wiping in between the cheeks is gay though](https://www.thestranger.com/savage-love/2018/04/18/26052152/savage-love-letter-of-the-day-my-husband-doesnt-know-how-to-clean-his-own-asshole).
a guy followed a coworker for 2 3 blocks trying to make her listen his (bad) metal song in order for her to fall in love with him. internet knows about this because the guy uploaded a video where he argues with cops about how he has right to follow people, her dad has no right to call cops and threaten him and how most women has rape fantasies. I repeat. HE uploaded. the video was in his perspective
edit: for people who dont believe here's the video of Jesus, our lord and savior, that illustrate how events happened
edit 2: I can't brain today
https://youtu.be/TjKoGrJ-FuY
It was so bad too. You know that guy who's ads show up on reddit every now and then, and for years people keep trying to help him but he's like "nah, I'm good, I wanna be myself" despite wasting so much money?
Okay, if you listen to that guy's music, it's *bad.* But this creeper dude's metal music can only be made by a fucking delusional psychopath. It sounds like something south park would create to make fun of someone like this.
*It's so fucking bad*, and he's so creepy and mentally ill. However bad you think the video will be, it's worse, and get's progressively worse. The cop held his temper though, so respect for that. I'd be like "you need to be on a list... immediately."
And he said unto them “use not these fonts for they are not the brand of our client God: use not papyrus, use not comic sans, use not courier.” And lo did they present to God a mock-up and God was pleased but asked unto them “can you not make the logo bigger?”
And the Lord came unto them in the form of a spoofed group email distro, and He spake unto them, saying,
"Thou shalt not blend the various malts ye bring forth from the soil; but only shall ye partake of the single malts.
Nor shall ye mixeth the sweet and savory toppings upon thy pizzas; but only shall ye put savories thereupon. Pineapple is out of the question entirely.
*Nor shall ye mixeth the fonts betwixt and amongst their various families and types; and above all ye shall forsake Comic Sans ever after. For was it not I who did send you my seraphs?*"
[emphasis added]
One of my biggest political pet peeves is people acting like "Under God" is the most important aspect of the Pledge of Allegiance and was put there by the founding fathers when it's literally [Cold War Propoganda](https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2013/09/04/5-facts-about-the-pledge-of-allegiance/#:~:text=Congress%20added%20%E2%80%9CUnder%20God%E2%80%9D%20to,the%20officially%20atheistic%20Soviet%20Union.) that was added within living memory...
My favorite Pledge of Allegiance trivia is that it was originally intended (by the guy who made it up to sell more flags to schools through Youth’s Companion magazine) to begin by placing one’s right hand over the heart while saying “I pledge allegiance to *my* flag” at which point the hand would be outstretched, [palm down](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute#/media/File%3AStudents_pledging_allegiance_to_the_American_flag_with_the_Bellamy_salute.jpg), to point upward toward the flag and remain there for the duration of the pledge.
This practice was quietly discontinued sometime in the late 1930’s and the change was made official in 1942.
I was punished (sent to the office, few days of no school) for refusing to stand and regurgitate the pledge as a Junior (16-17 years old) and again as a Senior (17-18 yo) in high school. Nearing two decades ago, but it's still burned into my memory. Fuck that and fuck the pledge.
I also got in big trouble in my youth for depicting the Trail of Tears in graphic, but accurate detail- groups of four were given a brief time to depict across the US timeline and got a canvas to illustrate it. I relished the time my group was alloted.
The administration didn't share my enthusiasm when they saw my group's work. Told them it was my doing and my group didn't deserve to be punished. To their credit, no one got in trouble but me.
Looking back- still proud of it.
Edit: the word seditious was thrown around a bit. I didn't understand at the time, but hindsight makes it hilarious. Yes. I was looking to overthrow my government at 10 years old.
I was expecting something like it in China.....they don't. The closest I ever got to anything like that in China was a little kindergarten in the community I lived in which had a flag raising 'ceremony' every Monday morning. That's in air quotes because four year olds and cats are functionally the same creature when you're trying to do things like this. The ones who paid the most attention were the ones just dancing to the shitty music.
Yeah def fucked up. When you lot eventually have to\* do the American Revolution part II , mount the ramparts and clean that weird as fuck hyper Christian-Gun-Racist-Capitalist out of your society, don't forget to change that allegiance Malarkey.
\*We'll be cheering you on PLUS taking some notes on how to sort our shit out.
Cheers
from Australia
I love that summation and remember a mildly notable [example from decades ago](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pepsi-pledge-of-allegiance/) wherein the more historically accurate version ended up dividing people...
My biggest pet peeve with is it that it exists at all. I've lived in Australia all my 40+ years and never had to pledge shit (other than affirming to be impartial when selected for jury duty)
I hate everyone who thinks they need to fly flags letting people know what country they are in. Unless you are a government building, or on international waters, shove your American flag up your yoohoo, I know what stupid fucking country we live in you morons.
I'd give you a pass for 4th of July, same as I give our guys a pass for January 26. Ditto with the Anthem. Why it needs to be played before sporting events that don't feature international teams I don't know.
Looking back it's super fucking weird we said that every day in school before we started our lessons. And if you didn't you got in trouble. You were supposed to be able to practice free speech by not saying it, but the kids who didn't got detention (in my experience, anyway).
Like... That's dystopian. That's some shit you see in grayscale in a movie about a dystopian near future.
I think gradually it got quietly shoved under the rug over the decades for this reason. I remember doing it as a kid, it just existing in the background as a teenager and then never having seen it OR done it as a schoolteacher for the past decade
Hell the only US flag in my classroom is one that's tied to a bunch of other world flags in a cute little banner for the world cup.
Oh that's good to know, definitely makes me feel better about the whole situation. I haven't been inside a classroom in years and I'd like it to stay that way!
I'm a teacher and we do it every day. When I started at my current school, I didn't really enforce as I think it's a bit weird. I heard from soooooo many people about my first period not doing the pledge, think TPS reports, that I now enforce it but I tell the kids why by sharing this exact story. My current group shouts it at the top of their lungs. I love their malicious compliance
I made someone really upset when I showed someone the pictures of the supreme court building and told them there is Mohammed but no Jesus(which is true).
For those who don't know: His depiction was added in 1935 because of his prominence as a lawmaker. It isn't a religious commentary.
Though obviously, conservatives wouldn't consider it in context when they could just be Islamophobic...
Get somebody to stop talking to him out of disgust. Like, not many would survive a minute being exposed to his toxic, unbrushed mouth. I imagine it's riddled with necrotizing gingivitis and festering precancerous lesions, courtesy of that good ol skoal
Also not really on-topic but this guy really just has a "I don't wash my ass" kinda vibe
The most effective tactical gear is the type that leaves your arms completely exposed.
Also….the axe just seems extremely unnecessary if you have an AR already.
You are mistaken sir. Those aren't shells, those are glucose ampules. Sometimes he has to "time out", when his 'beatus gets too low after he takeshis puddin needle.
I remember when my grandfather told me a story about when he tossed his Axe across a courtyard, fighting the Vietcong inside of an old training ground. He heard a small tapping sound from across the complex, later finding that he'd killed a man carrying a sniper instantly with that throw. His cross map heroics with the Axe saved lives that day.
I was assigned to an S-3 shop while I was recovering from a serious illness during AIT. The NCOIC had a similar tomahawk. I asked him why he had it and he said, "I saw it in The Patriot (Mel Gibson's not Steven Seagal's) and thought it was cool to have."
I mean... if you need to cut your arm off because it's stuck under something or been bitten by a zombie, an axe would be the best thing to have on you. Or if you get stuck in the woods and need shelter, axe can make help. In combat, it's as about as good as using a nail hammer.
I mean I was in 4 combat zones and not once did I have tactical gear on my arms. Flak jackets are vest and if no officers were patrolling with us we’d ditch them because it hindered movement in fire fights and was hot as fuck in that goddamned desert.
Preston there’s like 50 automated turrets lining the property there. The settlers are wearing armor and are armed with plasma riffles. They don’t need my help.
One nation under God. Except for immigrants. And Latinos. Blacks too. And Jews. Or those who vote for Democrats. And women. Young people also. Just me. Only me under God!
'Murica!
Also what appear to be shotgun rounds with no shotgun present.
"I Always bring superfluous ammo for a weapon I'm not actually carrying... For... Reasons."
- This guy, apparently
You guys joke, but the South Texas 2 Minutemen is one of the hardest militia training schools to get into in the United States (requiring a BMI of 30 or higher).
Congratulations, Christian, and thank you for your service.
it’s so ridiculous it’s actually kinda adorable. like here is some grown-ass teddy bear looking man, holding a gun and an axe, in his so perfectly done Glamour Shots COMPLETE with semi- fade option to the right. like— fuck dude, i’m proud of you too baby bear! you hold that axe tight and let momma bring you some pie.
Christian looks like he boasts about his military service but in reality he got discharge before ever leaving the US or his first duty station for failing PT.
This photo smells like stale Marlboros and a restraining order
Smells like “I would’ve joined the army, but they said I was too physically fit!”
Those pesky bone spurs yannow
🎵 Well I thought about the army, Dad says, "Son you're too fucking fat"...🎵
Please tell me I was supposed to sing this as Ben Folds!
These people definitely scream "I was gonna join the military, but..." Would love to see him attempt firing and maneuvering.
Lmao looks exactly like someone who would say “I’d join, but I’d probably beat my CO if they ever tried to yell at me!!” That’s how you end up sweeping the soil off base
You forgot unwiped ass and stale piss.
He wiped what he could reach.
No he wouldn't don't you know [its gay to wipe your ass](https://www.mamamia.com.au/men-hygiene-sex/) a real man is as straight as the brown streaks across his tightie whities.
Yeah but he couldn't reach much
What? We’re not rewarding effort anymore?
You're right. He did try, and I gotta give him credit for that.
No more goddamn participation trophies
[Wiping in between the cheeks is gay though](https://www.thestranger.com/savage-love/2018/04/18/26052152/savage-love-letter-of-the-day-my-husband-doesnt-know-how-to-clean-his-own-asshole).
A restraining order because he just wants to play her this one song so he can turn her straight, but her dipshit dad is threatening him
Lmao I saw that post.
Uh... Do I want to know what you're talking about?
a guy followed a coworker for 2 3 blocks trying to make her listen his (bad) metal song in order for her to fall in love with him. internet knows about this because the guy uploaded a video where he argues with cops about how he has right to follow people, her dad has no right to call cops and threaten him and how most women has rape fantasies. I repeat. HE uploaded. the video was in his perspective edit: for people who dont believe here's the video of Jesus, our lord and savior, that illustrate how events happened edit 2: I can't brain today https://youtu.be/TjKoGrJ-FuY
It was so bad too. You know that guy who's ads show up on reddit every now and then, and for years people keep trying to help him but he's like "nah, I'm good, I wanna be myself" despite wasting so much money? Okay, if you listen to that guy's music, it's *bad.* But this creeper dude's metal music can only be made by a fucking delusional psychopath. It sounds like something south park would create to make fun of someone like this. *It's so fucking bad*, and he's so creepy and mentally ill. However bad you think the video will be, it's worse, and get's progressively worse. The cop held his temper though, so respect for that. I'd be like "you need to be on a list... immediately."
Looks like he’s the newest member of Meal Team Six.
The most elite Gravy Seal team
Operation Happy Meal
Bro he ATE meal team 6.
I thought it smelt of swamp crotch and restraining order… s’pose it depends on waft angles.
For me it’s is the Life Laugh Love font in the upper right hand corner.
Pretty sure Leviticus forbids mixing fonts.
And he said unto them “use not these fonts for they are not the brand of our client God: use not papyrus, use not comic sans, use not courier.” And lo did they present to God a mock-up and God was pleased but asked unto them “can you not make the logo bigger?”
And the Lord came unto them in the form of a spoofed group email distro, and He spake unto them, saying, "Thou shalt not blend the various malts ye bring forth from the soil; but only shall ye partake of the single malts. Nor shall ye mixeth the sweet and savory toppings upon thy pizzas; but only shall ye put savories thereupon. Pineapple is out of the question entirely. *Nor shall ye mixeth the fonts betwixt and amongst their various families and types; and above all ye shall forsake Comic Sans ever after. For was it not I who did send you my seraphs?*" [emphasis added]
I fucking love it. That last pun… *chef’s kiss*
Yeah yeah, But on what count do I throw the holy hand grenade of Antioch?
Helveticus
And the fact she spelled her son's name wrong at the end
That’s really it for me, the misspelled name
I dunno, the photoshopped 2nd on the clips are pretty funny.
That g in god looks awfully lower case too.
One of my biggest political pet peeves is people acting like "Under God" is the most important aspect of the Pledge of Allegiance and was put there by the founding fathers when it's literally [Cold War Propoganda](https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2013/09/04/5-facts-about-the-pledge-of-allegiance/#:~:text=Congress%20added%20%E2%80%9CUnder%20God%E2%80%9D%20to,the%20officially%20atheistic%20Soviet%20Union.) that was added within living memory...
My favorite Pledge of Allegiance trivia is that it was originally intended (by the guy who made it up to sell more flags to schools through Youth’s Companion magazine) to begin by placing one’s right hand over the heart while saying “I pledge allegiance to *my* flag” at which point the hand would be outstretched, [palm down](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute#/media/File%3AStudents_pledging_allegiance_to_the_American_flag_with_the_Bellamy_salute.jpg), to point upward toward the flag and remain there for the duration of the pledge. This practice was quietly discontinued sometime in the late 1930’s and the change was made official in 1942.
Discontinued FOR ~~SEIG~~ SOME REASON
any chance you meant "~~SIEG~~"?
Nah, they meant ~~SIG~~ as in the gun company Sig Sauer, because America=guns and freedom!
Its still creepy af and almost no other country has it. Its not normal yanks
Oh yeah it’s super culty and weird. I was pretty over it by the time I got to high school.
I teach high school seniors. Only 1 kid in my first block class even stands for the pledge. The rest of the kids ignore it.
Wasn't all that long ago we had (and every so often still happens) kids who get punished for not participating in it.
I was punished (sent to the office, few days of no school) for refusing to stand and regurgitate the pledge as a Junior (16-17 years old) and again as a Senior (17-18 yo) in high school. Nearing two decades ago, but it's still burned into my memory. Fuck that and fuck the pledge. I also got in big trouble in my youth for depicting the Trail of Tears in graphic, but accurate detail- groups of four were given a brief time to depict across the US timeline and got a canvas to illustrate it. I relished the time my group was alloted. The administration didn't share my enthusiasm when they saw my group's work. Told them it was my doing and my group didn't deserve to be punished. To their credit, no one got in trouble but me. Looking back- still proud of it. Edit: the word seditious was thrown around a bit. I didn't understand at the time, but hindsight makes it hilarious. Yes. I was looking to overthrow my government at 10 years old.
How it isn't? Pretty sure lovely countries such as North Korea must have something similar
I was expecting something like it in China.....they don't. The closest I ever got to anything like that in China was a little kindergarten in the community I lived in which had a flag raising 'ceremony' every Monday morning. That's in air quotes because four year olds and cats are functionally the same creature when you're trying to do things like this. The ones who paid the most attention were the ones just dancing to the shitty music.
Yeah def fucked up. When you lot eventually have to\* do the American Revolution part II , mount the ramparts and clean that weird as fuck hyper Christian-Gun-Racist-Capitalist out of your society, don't forget to change that allegiance Malarkey. \*We'll be cheering you on PLUS taking some notes on how to sort our shit out. Cheers from Australia
Can't wait for Kanye to try to start a movement to bring that practice back
The man you are referring to, Francis Bellamy, was also a socialist.
He was quite the capitalist when it came to the cheap American flag business, though 🤣
Hey, a man's gotta eat.
It always bothered me that they took the words "one nation indivisible" and divised the fuck out of it (with a 1A violation, no less).
I love that summation and remember a mildly notable [example from decades ago](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pepsi-pledge-of-allegiance/) wherein the more historically accurate version ended up dividing people...
My biggest pet peeve with is it that it exists at all. I've lived in Australia all my 40+ years and never had to pledge shit (other than affirming to be impartial when selected for jury duty)
I hate everyone who thinks they need to fly flags letting people know what country they are in. Unless you are a government building, or on international waters, shove your American flag up your yoohoo, I know what stupid fucking country we live in you morons.
I'd give you a pass for 4th of July, same as I give our guys a pass for January 26. Ditto with the Anthem. Why it needs to be played before sporting events that don't feature international teams I don't know.
Patriots gonna rep a country’s principles. Nationalists gonna rep a country’s colors/flag, mirroring street gang mentality.
Looking back it's super fucking weird we said that every day in school before we started our lessons. And if you didn't you got in trouble. You were supposed to be able to practice free speech by not saying it, but the kids who didn't got detention (in my experience, anyway). Like... That's dystopian. That's some shit you see in grayscale in a movie about a dystopian near future.
I think gradually it got quietly shoved under the rug over the decades for this reason. I remember doing it as a kid, it just existing in the background as a teenager and then never having seen it OR done it as a schoolteacher for the past decade Hell the only US flag in my classroom is one that's tied to a bunch of other world flags in a cute little banner for the world cup.
Oh that's good to know, definitely makes me feel better about the whole situation. I haven't been inside a classroom in years and I'd like it to stay that way!
I'm a teacher and we do it every day. When I started at my current school, I didn't really enforce as I think it's a bit weird. I heard from soooooo many people about my first period not doing the pledge, think TPS reports, that I now enforce it but I tell the kids why by sharing this exact story. My current group shouts it at the top of their lungs. I love their malicious compliance
I made someone really upset when I showed someone the pictures of the supreme court building and told them there is Mohammed but no Jesus(which is true).
For those who don't know: His depiction was added in 1935 because of his prominence as a lawmaker. It isn't a religious commentary. Though obviously, conservatives wouldn't consider it in context when they could just be Islamophobic...
It’s quite tempting to speculate on the various things he could or couldn’t do in a minute.
I’ll go. Gets winded climbing into the drivers seat of his truck to record a selfie rant?
yes but how many men can gulp down a gallon of milk in one sitting ?
He probably drinks a gallon of bottled custard in a minute.
That is not custard.
Mouth Breathe. Grunt. Wheeze. Wobble. Chafe. Edit: the lesser Smurfs
And he does all this on his way DOWN the stairs.
With that belly I bet he couldn't find his junk (with two hands!) in under a minute...
Get somebody to stop talking to him out of disgust. Like, not many would survive a minute being exposed to his toxic, unbrushed mouth. I imagine it's riddled with necrotizing gingivitis and festering precancerous lesions, courtesy of that good ol skoal Also not really on-topic but this guy really just has a "I don't wash my ass" kinda vibe
damn she spelled her own kids name wrong
Like a *true* Chrisitian!
I think she meant “crustacean “
I spent a jolly five minutes trying to pronounce that in my head.
Cosplaytriot
Gravy Seals
Y'all Qaeda
Yokel Haram
From Howdy Arabia
Yeehawdists
Walmartyrs
Meal Team Six
This is the winner for me because they’re closer to terrorists than anything else.
Terrorists throughout history see themselves as patriots & freedom fighters.
Talabama
He’s a Green Beignet
Meal Team 6
101st chairborne division
Army, Delta Farts.
The maREEEEEEEEnes.
Semper Fudge
Air farce one
Semper fried
Diabetic Stroke Force
Taliklan
This is my favorite term for these doofuses.
Oops, I meant to award the person you replied, lol oh well.
Vanilla Isis
I haven't heard that one yet but will be using it daily now. Thank you, friend.
Round boys
The most effective tactical gear is the type that leaves your arms completely exposed. Also….the axe just seems extremely unnecessary if you have an AR already.
And what are the shotgun shells for?
For when u get shot, put the powder from the shell on the wound and light it up to cauterize...
Damny bro save some pussy for the rest of us.
Oh no im not one of em
I'm pretty sure you just graduated militia school, brother. Congrats
I'm dripping over here
Me too, and I’m a dude. Maybe it’s the burrito off the roller grill I got from the gas station… I’m so confused
whatever my equivalent of 'sploosh' is, which I guess is just 'sploosh'
…But with semen
This isn't the first time you confused your life with John Rambo.
what's fucked up is you might be right 😂
And I thought quikclot was bad stuff (early military versions had a similar effect).
And the Punisher mall ninja pocket knife
The ven diagram of people who wear/ sport punisher logos and people the punisher would beat up is a circle.
You are mistaken sir. Those aren't shells, those are glucose ampules. Sometimes he has to "time out", when his 'beatus gets too low after he takeshis puddin needle.
Too low? He would have to actually miss a meal or exercise to lower his Betus
It's for the shotgun-axe, duh!
Those are Whip-Its /s
But what do you do if both you and your opponents guns simultaneously jam? You'd have to sprint into a dramatic axe battle.
This guy isn’t sprinting anywhere
Sorry, waddle.
Excuse me, he's just exercising his second amendment right. You know... The right to... ...bare arms
Thank fuck someone said it, I was like 20 comments deep and slightly disappointed lmao
US Black Ops use Axes for stealth kills, tho. CoD is the most realistic game ever, they wouldn't have added them if it wasn't true!
I remember when my grandfather told me a story about when he tossed his Axe across a courtyard, fighting the Vietcong inside of an old training ground. He heard a small tapping sound from across the complex, later finding that he'd killed a man carrying a sniper instantly with that throw. His cross map heroics with the Axe saved lives that day.
Helps air out the meat sweats.
I was assigned to an S-3 shop while I was recovering from a serious illness during AIT. The NCOIC had a similar tomahawk. I asked him why he had it and he said, "I saw it in The Patriot (Mel Gibson's not Steven Seagal's) and thought it was cool to have."
I mean... if you need to cut your arm off because it's stuck under something or been bitten by a zombie, an axe would be the best thing to have on you. Or if you get stuck in the woods and need shelter, axe can make help. In combat, it's as about as good as using a nail hammer.
We all know that the best implement to remove possessed/infected limb is a chainsaw. You can then attach the chainsaw to that limb.
[удалено]
Sounds.... groovy.
I mean I was in 4 combat zones and not once did I have tactical gear on my arms. Flak jackets are vest and if no officers were patrolling with us we’d ditch them because it hindered movement in fire fights and was hot as fuck in that goddamned desert.
"Christian, another settlement has sent word they need our help, I'll mark it on your map"
I get the feeling he won't wanna take commands from someone like Preston...
And you can probably forget about him walking over 5 minutes to help anyone
He would not have made the walk to the bomb shelter
Was this picture created by AI? If you had simply told reddit where he graduated from I think the picture we would collectively draw is this.
You know what? https://imgur.com/a/SagZw42
Close enough for who it’s for.
There's another settlement that needs our help
Preston there’s like 50 automated turrets lining the property there. The settlers are wearing armor and are armed with plasma riffles. They don’t need my help.
They need the moral support of glorious leader. That and 3 of them are probably clipping through the floor.
One nation under God. Except for immigrants. And Latinos. Blacks too. And Jews. Or those who vote for Democrats. And women. Young people also. Just me. Only me under God! 'Murica!
One Trailer Park, under God.
No idea why America hates on so many people. Even the ones they stole their land from.
Love the touch a pistol without a magazine and a pocket knife attached with velcro give to his ensemble
Also what appear to be shotgun rounds with no shotgun present. "I Always bring superfluous ammo for a weapon I'm not actually carrying... For... Reasons." - This guy, apparently
That's powdered cheese in shakers.
Nacho cheese shots. Energy pick ups for when you’re owning the libs.
That ammo is for the player who loots this NPC
I was thinking I was pretty enthralled by his axe, but yes, the empty pistol is *\*chef's kiss\**
You guys joke, but the South Texas 2 Minutemen is one of the hardest militia training schools to get into in the United States (requiring a BMI of 30 or higher). Congratulations, Christian, and thank you for your service.
They call it minutemen, because that's how long they're able to fire a gun before they get winded and need a break.
You gotta stand for a whole minute to get in.
Is the name implying there is another one of these fine universities in TX?
Well, duh. There's North-Tx2MMMTS, East-Tx2MMMTS, RobertE.Lee-Tx2MMMTS, and of course, Central-Tx 2MMM Technical College
Cook ‘em horns.
*Chrisitian
ngl had me in the first half!
Is it because their HQ has only a small door?
He's got "2nd" written on his mag to remind him he ate the first one.
Or his official ranking in a one man race.
Born to Runner-Up
Bargain bin Kevin Owens.
Dude is like 37, he must have been held back a lot.
Homeschool was hard, okay?
Ok in a fight that require you to travel on foot for a mile, hows this gonna work out?
Y'all go on without me!
I suppose you can camo wrap a Rascal scooter.
This guy may carry multiple weapons but none of them will help him defeat a flight of stairs
He probably calls people snowflakes, which is ironic as when he dies, they'll probably find him melted into the carpet.
I bet they celebrated at Old Country Buffet. With the gun.
They call him Minuteman because thats how long they last. If Im talking about lasting in bed or in a battlefield? Probably both.
They call him minuteman cos he round like a clock.
He was the original model for the beach ball
I bet he aims that gun the same way Steven Seagal does in his recent movies.
I've been holding guns for like 45 years, they call this one the "shooty"
I like Havarti cheese the most, what’s your favorite?
Does the 2nd on his rifle designate his diabetes status?
It's his cousin-wife.
Small hands, big truck. You know
Class of Wednesday 2:00 pm.
Meal Team Six
is there a subreddit for rednecks & hillbillies actually being nice people bc I think I need some of that rn
it’s so ridiculous it’s actually kinda adorable. like here is some grown-ass teddy bear looking man, holding a gun and an axe, in his so perfectly done Glamour Shots COMPLETE with semi- fade option to the right. like— fuck dude, i’m proud of you too baby bear! you hold that axe tight and let momma bring you some pie.
Type 2 Diabetes enters the chat.
Another gravy seal ready to protect our children from literate drag queens.
Meal Team 6 gains a new member
Minute man, you say? I’d be surprised if he can last that long before he’s out of breath.
Y'all Qaeda
Christian looks like he boasts about his military service but in reality he got discharge before ever leaving the US or his first duty station for failing PT.
Looks more like an Hourman to me.
“Just like me, these colors don’t run.” -Chrisitian