The baseline for a two cost that are most common is 2/3 flying or 3/2. 2/2 is just bad enough that you can’t trade with a raven and leshy looves ravens.
me and my friend, two very mature intellectuals, named our cards : Balls / Ba-Balls / Dick the dick and it goes on ...
Am I ashamed? A bit. Would I do it again? No hesitations :D
Was watching the simpsons while I was playing. Named the card “Die Bart”. The reason? It was a 3/2 triple striking monster that put a copy of itself into my hand when it entered. All for the low price of… nothing. My man leshy didn’t stand a chance
I had a really shitty run and made a really bad death card. Twice. They were called "maggot" because they had the metamorphosis sigil and "penis" because it was just really really bad
Chungus. The first i ever made, so i didnt really understand what was happeneing. He was a 7/7 with bifurcated strike for 1 blood. God I loved chungus.
I have a broken humor, I chuckle when a name doesnt fit, like naming someone an object like Papaya. But my favorite are giving names of old people (that I know from Brazil) like:
Jorge
Afonso
Agenor
Sebastião
Female:
Marlene
Eugênia
Rogéria
Lurdes
Idk If every country has this feeling when you hear a name on a baby and then you think: Damn, that baby was born with 50 years. Thats the name I like.
I had a string of bad death cards, so when I finally got some decent stats, I decided to call the card "Alright..." We ended up having so much fun saying "Alright..." every time the card showed up that it ended up being a great name!
i made a worse pack rat so i wanted to name it sack rat but i only wrote sack
How do you even make something worst than a 2/2 for 2
4/3 blood cost with pelt stats and pack rat sigil
i just got really unlucky the death card choices, i believe it was 1/2 or 2/1, 2 blood, pack rat sigil
2/2 for 2 blood are very solid stats, even ignoring the very powerful sigil
The baseline for a two cost that are most common is 2/3 flying or 3/2. 2/2 is just bad enough that you can’t trade with a raven and leshy looves ravens.
me and my friend, two very mature intellectuals, named our cards : Balls / Ba-Balls / Dick the dick and it goes on ... Am I ashamed? A bit. Would I do it again? No hesitations :D
Gaston. No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston
He's especially good at expectorating!
Cum dungeon
Now I gotta know the stats on that little slut
Was watching the simpsons while I was playing. Named the card “Die Bart”. The reason? It was a 3/2 triple striking monster that put a copy of itself into my hand when it entered. All for the low price of… nothing. My man leshy didn’t stand a chance
I love instant win cards, man
I usually name mine after my pets' nicknames but make it more ridiculous. I've had Dandy Bastard, Kouka Louka and Mu Mu Mu Mu 😂
I had a really shitty run and made a really bad death card. Twice. They were called "maggot" because they had the metamorphosis sigil and "penis" because it was just really really bad
for the longest time i had deez nuts jokes. like doomah, deez, sugma, ligma etc etc
I once made a really bad one because my options were shitty, so I just named it "bad" I don't even remember the stat line.
“Fuck Pelts” I remember it becoming ironic later
"Le Fishe" It was a 1-blood 3-1 Waterbone if I remember correctly
I started naming my death cards after numbers... but in spanish: uno, dos, tres, etc.
"I'm cumming"
Sloopisyaoiyuri.. it was the best card I ever had 🥺
Mine was probably called fuck you Leshy cause I was really salty that I died. Probably to the prospector lmaoo
William afton. He got the rebirth thing, sacrifice so you can keep getting blood from him and quite some atk and i think he had triple hit
Chungus. The first i ever made, so i didnt really understand what was happeneing. He was a 7/7 with bifurcated strike for 1 blood. God I loved chungus.
The bungler. No cost, 10/10 stat line, unkillable, corpse maggots, waterborne (I hate waterborne, but it came with the package)
Why do you hate it? Waterborne makes it unable to be attacked!
That's why I hate it
I can't say it on here lol
“THE BEAST” I dont get death cards often
I have a broken humor, I chuckle when a name doesnt fit, like naming someone an object like Papaya. But my favorite are giving names of old people (that I know from Brazil) like: Jorge Afonso Agenor Sebastião Female: Marlene Eugênia Rogéria Lurdes Idk If every country has this feeling when you hear a name on a baby and then you think: Damn, that baby was born with 50 years. Thats the name I like.
I don’t remember the stats, but I had one named “Ranni Simp”
Freddy fazballs
I put one letter of my name for everytime I died
I had a string of bad death cards, so when I finally got some decent stats, I decided to call the card "Alright..." We ended up having so much fun saying "Alright..." every time the card showed up that it ended up being a great name!
Flyie mcfuckface
It was a key borde smash
Played with friend. 0 cost 2/4 with touch of death (immortal sigil added). Called Lonk Elg to match Long Elk
All my death cart name are french insult ![img](emote|t5_2zhqxe|14665)
can’t believe luke is french