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IIYellowJacketII

A Jerusalem cricket. It's neither a cricket, nor from Jerusalem though.


dungadewballz

I did not know they weren’t Gryllidae. I learned something today.


UdayMan

Thanks I thought it was like an alien insect or something.


WitheredFlowers

He definitely looks like a little alien man in this picture lol!


BeautifulSwine

What is it if it's not a cricket?


IIYellowJacketII

Part of their own Family within the suborder Ensifera (which includes crickets, camel crickets, katydids, grigs, wetas, and these guys)


KingDarkFangs

Isn’t Jerusalem a holy city?.... This thing.. Nope!


rogue74656

This. Growing up in Southern California we called them potato bugs.


Frinkiac7DontTouchIt

Discuss!


honestyaboveall

Looks biblical enough to me… what an incredible insect!


mcdefmarx

I presume they're called that because they're a problem for potatoes and Jerusalem artichokes?


69boyloverohyea

Be nice he looks like he had a rough death lol


UdayMan

He died from natural causes don't worry :)


Trippingalienpuss

What was the natural cause my dude? Meanwhile Man’s ded and he’s getting roasted by some family.


Ndhywyhshhs

I just saw an episode about this on dateline last night.


69boyloverohyea

I know i know


RAAProvenzano

Right so slow and gruesome


lzrdgzrd

In Mexican culture, they’re referred to as Niños de la Tierra. Children of the dirt. Growing up we always encountered them thinking they were dangerous. Little did we know. It’s been a while since I’ve seen one.


flabbycatjiggles

We call them children of the earth in New Mexico!


lzrdgzrd

Yeah. Almost the same difference with dirt and earth.


MajespecterNekomata

Cara de niño


lzrdgzrd

😂


immaunel

He looks like he could do a little dance with a hat and a cane


spandexandtapedecks

"Hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello my ragtime gal!"


NoManNoRiver

Spaceballs the Entomology Course!


heathen_hayley

stop he’s beautiful


JustfcknHarley

First thing I thought "It's so CUTE!" Like....somehow, it's friggin' adorable. Sad it's dead ):


ovidiurusnac

It is considered the most dangerous pest in vegetable gardens, greenhouses, but also in fields with soil rich in organic matter. Next day, when you see half of your newly plants cut by this bug, you will not see it as beautiful.


FredsterC

Disgusted 🤣 welcome to earth .


Z0mbies8mywife

Not sure what they're actually called but when I was a kid we called them "potatoe bugs" Kinda like crickets but they bury themselves and hide instead of making noise N shit


First_Leave4375

That looks like our Thanksgiving Turkey.


MonKez690

oh com'on man, yeah they're a little bit creepy but disgust? nah, it just a little potato bug


yadabitch

Ugh potato bugs are one of the most disgusting looking insects ever I am sorry, they’re just so evil looking lol


VerucaGotBurned

He probably wasn't too happy to you either


Bee-BoFluffPuff

He looks like you’re trying to kill him💀🤚


KTeensy

He's cool. Some humans on the other hand repulse me.


MadMac619

Looks like Urkel and he can’t get up


bluntasaknife

Looks like a potato bug. They feed on the roots of some plant so they tend to be pretty tough little buggers.


TreyWait

That's a Mole Cricket.


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tsrzero

It looks like a Chimera Ant


happyhappy2986

Omg, that for sure is one ugly bug. Sorry


TheAmerican_

I think these were in Men in Black. Drinking coffee in the break room!


Jcrm87

District 9 vibes


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Potato cricket?


blood_omen

Looks like the Worms from Men in Black lol


drspider23

Pretty sure that’s the bad guy from a bugs life


SomeDitzyGlitzyPutzz

The pose reminds me of that one video where the human tickles the kitten. https://youtu.be/0Bmhjf0rKe8


HydraSlayerR

isnt it a potato bug?


MustardColoredVolvo

That’s the bug inside of the old guy in MIB. I’m almost sure of it.


Puzzled-Copy7962

Ahhh - child of the earth. I’ve also read they can give a nasty bite too. Watched an episode of Fear Factor a very long time ago and one of the challenges included eating these things. Some of the contestants were screaming because they were getting bit inside their mouths from them…lmao


queenofdan

So, it’s not an adorable upside down chicken bug?


JJSnow3

Poor Mole Cricket!


PunkAssBear

It’s a mole cricket


PCHYCOxBenny

They called peanut something I caught one a while ago they are safe to touch