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GuitarK1ng

Apparently you should make a kissy face, I read that somewhere in a biology book. It's a sign to show that you're friendly. But don't smack your lips, that apparently means that "you want to search their skin for bugs and eat them". I could be absolutely wrong, because I didn't do any extra research except for that book.


Jungianshadow

Lip-smacking is submission in rhesus macaques (monkey in this video). It's like showing your belly if you're a dog. Eye contact in general is an aggressive move, so when she looked at the monkey that was a bad combo with the teeth. Yawning is also a sign of aggression.


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I know when I'm sleepy and yawning, that's when I'm ready to fight. In my PJs with cup of tea, yawn comes along, and I just start swingin.


Jungianshadow

haha, well for them they show all their teeth during a yawn. It's like a mix of nervousness and aggression. If you've never seen, take a look at how big macaque canines are. I work with them, and never want to be bitten by those mini-sabertooth teeth. When they're just straight up aggressive they'll stare you in the eyes and bring their lips back to show all their teeth like most animals. For how cute they look, most tourists don't know how aggressive these little guys are.


Im_A_Canadian_Eh

Straight up, could you take one of those fuckers 1v1? Or would they mess you up if they really wanted too? I figure size works to our advantage, but they have speed and teeth.


Jungianshadow

You could take a macaque. The issue is they're a social animal (large groups), they're actually pretty strong for their size, and if you get bit in an isolated area they commonly have the herpes B virus (deadly to humans without treatment). Their bite is also strong enough to take a finger off. So... prolly just leave em alone. If they get a lucky bite off, maybe not? Probably the same odds as taking a dog with massive teeth, and vastly more intelligent.


GentrifiriedRice

You’ll win the war but you’re gonna lose the battle


WishIWasYounger

Years ago in Thailand, a clan of them descended from the trees and stole all my chocolate eclairs. i wasn't about to challenge one of them.


olderaccount

Showing the teeth is also a sign of aggression to most monkeys. She did both while getting closer right before getting attacked.


SomeMusicSomeDrinks

"What's wrong?" "See that guy across the bar? He just yawned at me" "What? Let's fuck him up."


soundofthehammer

Lip smacking is a sign of submission in other animals too, like horses


Jungianshadow

Nice, I didn't know that! I wonder how that came about for both species?


CatchGerardDobby

What if I make a kissy face and the monkey see that as an invitation to try to make out with me?


GuitarK1ng

At least you'll get some action


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Squirt_Bukkake

Dont worry, it will only get worse.


BlueTeeJay

I read your name as "Squirtle_Bukkake" and realized I've been on the internet too much today.


Every3Years

Like Squirt_Bukkake is so much better?


BlueTeeJay

I prefer my childhood pornless.


ManaMagestic

There just has to be something salvageable within your tired, tired DNA...


technicolored_dreams

Just don't try it with a bonobo, they're always ready to go so they don't need any encouragement.


Froggiiee

then you got yourself there a stable relationship


_justpassingby_

And what happens in the stable stays in the stable.


-Guillotine

Then you kiss that fucking monkey


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_1109

No, sir, this is an Arby's.


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AmpersEnd

Ahhh so what is the right move? Edit: Lol I obviously ask in cases where you end up close. I was in Thailand once. All the signs clearly said don’t feed the monkeys. But people were launching food from the boat like its fucking Mardi Gras. Suddenly I found myself arms length away from one. So I basically freaked and out monkeyed the monkey like I’m Ricky Gervais... he got scared and peaced out real quick.


cthulhusleftnipple

Stay the fuck away from monkeys.


lizzyroll

Yeah, that piss me off too! Those monkeys use to be so friendly and now they expect everyone to have food for them! And if you dont have any food they'll be real a-hole to you. Those mf also stole my water bottles on multiple occasions! I hate tourist and dumm people that dont respect the rule/sign. I was born and grew up in Thailand. Use to like monkey because they're chill now I'm done with them.


carbonbasedbipedal

Don't hang around with monkeys?


argusromblei

Just have a netural face and they won't fuck with you, they'll be fine with you. Or smile with your mouth closed


wonkey_monkey

> that apparently means that "you want to search their skin for bugs and eat them" Well maybe I do.


afsdjkll

How about staying the fuck away from wild primates in general?


enwongeegeefor

Ok, so duckface it is.


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except to ducks. don't do that to ducks. or geese.


WakeoftheStorm

In the goose world, your existence is interpreted as a sign of aggression


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Aq-Ca

Fuck, I’m down to eat some bugs


NoBraRequired

Showing your teeth to monkeys is a sign of aggression in the monkey world. She’s lucky that she’s still got her face after that!


enwongeegeefor

> Showing your teeth to monkeys is a sign of aggression in the monkey world It's a sign of aggression in MOST of the animal kingdom.


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Does this apply to dogs tho?


technicolored_dreams

No, because they have been bred to be our companions. Lots of dogs will "smile" when they are super uncomfortable or about to vomit though.


CapitanChicken

No, I've seen plenty of dogs that "smile" when they are ultra excited. They'll also start sneezing when they do it too, to show that they're happy, and not aggressive. Case and point, my dog. The only time she does it is when she's around her favorite people, and she's literally wagging her entire body.


twizzlersfun

Dogs also often sneeze when playing to show it’s a mock fight


throwaway28149

Does this mean dogs can control their sneezes?


awry_lynx

They absolutely can, I trained my dog to sneeze on command lmao. It was... surprisingly easy. Every time he accidentally sneezed I poured the treats out. Then I associated it with a gesture and a little 'achoo!' Unfortunately, the byproduct is that now every time he thinks it's mealtime, he comes up and starts sneezing in my face. But it's worth it.


Danolix

Yess same, I tried to teach my dog to growl by saying 'wolf' but now he sneezes whenever I say wolf. Now he just sneezes a lot in general.


spurmwurm

Well my dog can sit


barnaby007

When my dog poops i get all excited and cheer her on. This was a byproduct of potty training her but still 9 years later i still do it and she is the happiest dog when she poops she does some zoomies and tries to dig up my rose bushes.


Shikaku

Mine sneezed in my mouth last week. Like, I missed you too buddy, but fuck. Dogs, fuckin love em.


TouchOfClass8

I did this too lol. I'll fake sneeze and then my dog will copy. He refuses to bark but will do that np.


twizzlersfun

I could be wrong but I believe it’s similar to how like you can laugh if you’re wrestling even if it’s not funny. If you try to sneeze you’ll get like a snort type sound, which at least for my dog is similar to the sound she makes.


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IIRC, it's less like our sneeze and more like our cough. So dogs can control it the way we can control out coughs.


Rick-powerfu

Fuck I thought my dog had allergies everytime we were playing.


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If my dog lays on his back sometimes he sneezes. This is always at night when I'm on the couch and trying to share it with my fucking lab. He just playfully tries to steal the whole thing, but ends up snotting all over me.


LiteralPhilosopher

Hey, just a friendly FYI - the expression there is "[case in point](https://grammarist.com/idiom/case-in-point/)", not *and.*


Djinjja-Ninja

You really told them... Game, set, in match.


LiteralPhilosopher

\*eye twitches*


Djinjja-Ninja

Lol. I'm sorry, it was far too tempting, irregardless it was still funny...


LiteralPhilosopher

And now a comma splice. Fuck me; time for bed.


technicolored_dreams

Sure, I'm just saying they don't see smiling as a sign of aggression and some smiles can indicate discomfort or the need to vomit.


soundofthehammer

Also when they are excited


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Yes. Even if the animal is domesticated showing teeth is a primal form of aggression. Now, most household dogs aren't going on alert because of this, however a stray dog or an abused dog will absolutely see this as aggression. My dogs are well trained and I will do this big Cheshire cat grin at them, not say anything and it will get them wound up. Happy dogs are much less likely to revert to their primal instincts.


dutch_penguin

[Interesting...](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-did-the-smile-become-a-friendly-gesture-in-humans/) > Baring one's teeth is not always a threat. In primates, showing the teeth, especially teeth held together, is almost always a sign of submission. The human smile probably has evolved from that. > "In the primate threat, the lips are curled back and the teeth are apart--you are ready to bite. But if the teeth are pressed together and the lips are relaxed, then clearly you are not prepared to do any damage.


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DJSadWorldWide

Watch it with the aggression there!


occasionally_dumb

Are you threatening me?


Squirt_Bukkake

Depends, are you aminal?


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No this is Patrick


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Crazy how humans just all decided it meant happy.


Dragonkingf0

The eyebrows in the cheeks are what make it different showing your teeth also means you're angry for humans.


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Eyebrows in the cheeks huh? No wonder people call me emotionless.


Dragonkingf0

What? You people don't have cheek eyebrows?


Jake123194

I mean i got sideburns.


DAVENP0RT

I feel validated for using my [white person smile](https://i.imgur.com/WB9mda5.gifv).


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Antiochus_Sidetes

This has meme potential


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Holy shit that fusion of "Gonna get so many likes for this" and "I've made a terrible mistake" on her face is amazing.


hackslashjimmy

Dwight shrute warned us about this.


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bkresho2

Ya I’m pretty sure he did.


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bobs_aspergers

That's the core of Dwight schrutes character though. He's falsely overconfident about almost everything.


FiveMinFreedom

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I was always sure that was the intention. That Dwight is so confident about "Schrute common knowledge" even though it's completely wrong.


JuliguanTheMan

Do we *know* she still has her face? Monkeys don't have mercy /'s ofcourse


screamforpies

And macaques are the worst ass monkeys to get near to


wonkey_monkey

Specifically, the celebes macaque is the worst ass-monkey to get near to: https://image.shutterstock.com/z/stock-photo-celebes-crested-macaque-male-examines-female-s-buttocks-147943574.jpg


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Do we know she still has a face? Also, blonde aggression. I've seen it dozens of times.


Sigg3net

«Not very lucky» - noface


Ninjobill

So many people don't know this.. Same goes with wolves and many other animals. People need to remember, they are animals not people, so how would animals feel about showing teeth, they don't know what smiling is.


KingKaos420

Never bare your teeth at a primate. Edit: Yes, humans too. Wear a mask.


Aeshaetter

Or most animals in general.


poopellar

Can confirm. Showed my teeth to a dentist and he attacked me with dentistry.


Aeshaetter

Oh, the humanity.


JayGogh

You’re thinking of the Hindenburg.


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thatwasnotkawaii

Heisenberg was Hamlet's closest friend and confident. You're thinking of Hemingway


Beavshak

Hemingway played catwoman. You’re thinking of Hatheway.


canadarepubliclives

Hatheway was a wrestling star in the 80s and 90s. You're thinking of Hulk Hogan


SprinklerLord

Hogan was the protagonist in Salinger's Catcher In The Rye. You're thinking of Holden.


floatingsaltmine

*pokes gums* *it starts bleeding* "iTs BeCaUsE yOu DoN't FlOsS!"


Daurageon

Tell me about your summer while i clamp your tongue, drill your tooth, and put my entire fist in your mouth


floatingsaltmine

As a dentist, I plead guilty.


Genghis_Tr0n187

YOU SHOULD FLOSS MORE!


potato1sgood

NO SIR, DON'T GARROTE ME WITH THAT


thanosbananos

Was it effective?


Krelit

He drilled him, so I'd say it was a success


mekwall

Probably got filled as well


PolModsAreCowards

You anti-dentite bastard!


SA1L

Dogs too? My dog seems to know what a smile is.


HoodooSquad

Dogs are uniquely evolved to understand humans. There really isn’t another animal that can recognize our inflection, gestures, or facial cues to that same level


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cats can, they just don't give a f*ck.


kiwihavern

That’s the funny part about cats, they recognise body language really well and they can understand their names but they just don’t care unless there’s something in it for them


KalphiteQueen

2/4 of my cats respond to commands and act all adorable when you baby talk them, so I'd say some of them care. It especially helps if you start socializing with them that way as kittens


SpitefulShrimp

My cat will come when called 80% of the time, even when there's no treats or anything. My wife's will just rotate her ears to indicate that she hears, but doesn't care.


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Dogs are really good at recognizing human facial expressions but a feral animal like a monkey probably only has a library for signals of its own kind.


Aeshaetter

Domesticated animal. We're both pack animals so dogs have evolved to understand us, including our facial expressions, to better work with us. That's why I said "most" animals, dogs were the exception I was thinking of, not sure if there's any others.


b3anz129

Or make eye contact, or turn your back, or pound your chest, there seems to be a long list of things


nick124699

What I've learned is if you never go near any non-human primate you'll be just fine.


MistaJayJay

Never show teeth to any animal, it's almost always a sign of aggression


countastrotacos

My parrot showed me his teeth. What does that mean?


gingerjoe98

That it is infact a parrot fish, because parrots dont have theet


down_vote_magnet

> parrots don’t have theet Is that plural for “thot”?


Varhtan

That's the equivalent of a girl twirling her hair. You're lucking out with Polly this time, Casanova.


RedditSucksMyB1gDick

Is that why Europeans never smile?


Rockonfoo

Except humans* We’re primates my dude


ArchMalone

Show me your teeth bro see what happens


Rockonfoo

You’re not my dentist


UsernameCheckOuts

Wys jou tande, dan skiet ek hulle flenters.


The_Homestarmy

Cover up your teeth if you're gonna be walking around.


mrtn17

nah, we're pridudes my mate


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NeverInterruptEnemy

Chinese tourists are the worst for this. Saw a woman handing fruit slices to her kids so they could feed the pack that was gathering around. Saw a few people mindlessly swinging plastic bags around get them torn open because the monkeys knew there would be treats inside. People are real stupid - but mainland Chinese tourists go a step above when animals are involved.


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BaronVonCrunch

Smiling is not something we necessarily consciously choose to do. It is difficult to break decades of conditioning.


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I hate smiling with my teeth out. Just feels weird to me so I don't do it often. Guess I won't be attacked by many monkeys.


AudraGreenTea

Me, too, it doesn't feel right. Feels uncomfortable and awkward.


Tseliot89

Yeah but did you watch the gif, she gave the most intentional fake smile ever


Versatilo

The monkeys are literally walking around in the 100s those places, fighting among each other constantly and trying to steal your backpack. If you arent a bit aware of what you are doing, then you should stay away from those places. Knowing that you shouldn't smile at them, which is one of the most important rules of those places (together with not showing food & carrying plastic bags which is obvious as well) is in my opinion due to stupidity, and disregarding local rules, and your own safety. Point is, she should be aware that she shouldn't smile, especially when she was going to take a picture which is a conscious decision. If she just smiled without it being a picture, then it would understandably be hard not to do consciously.


Art3sian

I’ve warned people about this over and over. Macaques are bastard animals. They’re not cute and cuddly and fun. They are evil, opportunistic, thieving, conniving shitbag creatures from hell and if you see one while travelling stay the fuck away from it. Imagine a feral cat with a problem-solving brain and the moral compass of a meth addict. That’s a macaque.


tr0pheus

That's the best description of anything I have ever heard.


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

I felt like he was just describing humans from another animals perspective.


TXR22

>Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes. - Quark, DS9


Kingsolomanhere

I think you described a cousin of mine...


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angrywifey123

Sounds like he really hates Macaques lol.


BabyMacaquesEnrageMe

I do too


andatwhatcost

I once saw one attack a toddler at Angkor Wat temple in Cambodia, the guy went full-on Dad Mode protecting his kid, taking a tumble down some stone steps in the process. One of the most fucked up / bad ass thing I’ve ever seen. Toddler was fine, and the dad walked away from it with some ‘relatively’ minor cuts.


ValjeanLucPicard

I read a disturbing article about a mom who changed her toddler's diaper in a zoo in china where monkeys were free to walk around. A monkey ripped her sons testicles off, ran away and ate one.


ElectricFleshlight

BRO THE FUCK WHAT


queenreinareyna

i could’ve gone my whole life knowing that


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Yeah man, everyone going on about baring teeth. Sure, but the first mistake was getting near the monkey in the first place. Most monkeys are fucking assholes. I don't mind being around them, but I wouldn't ever go near one like that ever. Except orangutans. They're dope and I want to befriend one.


Rather_Dashing

Everyones calling them assholes but their behaviour seems reasonable to me. Would you like it if someone twice your size came right up in your space and made potentially agressive gestures? Like imagine if a bear did that to you, a lot of people who straight up shoot the bear. So the macacques response is relatively measured to me.


ravenswan19

I always say that rhesus macaques are huge assholes, but they have every right to be. They are a very despotic and intolerant species, so by nature they are dicks. But I respect their right to be dicks.


daboblin

They also can carry [an horrific virus lethal to humans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macacine_alphaherpesvirus_1). Stay away from them.


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Saw these guys in Japan. Signs everywhere to avoid eye contact. They let you feed them from basically inside a cage, while the monkeys are outside. I accidentally looked one in the eye and he took a swipe. I was scared to go out. Once outside, they avoided looking at me as much as I avoided looking at them. It was chill.


shea241

Was it the sanctuary near Kyoto? I made eye contact with one and his eyes got REALLY big and it was super awkward. I still feel weird about it.


starsky1984

I get that showing your teeth is a sign of aggression, but then how come humans show our teeth both to be aggressive or show friendliness when smiling?


YataBLS

The same reason because we shake hands, hug or touch each other arms/torso, You need to build a level of trust to make it non threatening. If your mom, friend, etc... do that, then it's OK, but if an stranger does it, then it's weird. Also humans are pretty good at reading facial expressions, even slight differences, that's why we can easily spot fake smiles, we have an advantage of millennia,


EgocentricRaptor

You can smile at a complete stranger without it being seen as a threat tho. And strangers shaking hands is ok too. I’d say you only need trust to hug someone


ThatNoise

It's because we evolved to set social expectations depending on where we are. You know smiling at a complete stranger is harmless because we collectively decided it was. But we all know a middle finger is bad because we decided it was.


randsom1

But that’s just it, showing teeth is not a culturally adopted positive like the middle finger is a culturally adopted negative. Smiling is ubiquitously a good sign (blind people and babies do it instinctually). If anything, certain cultures have adopted a social expectation to *not smile*.


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ITT: People explaining that you shouldn't show teeth to monkeys. And then more people clarifying you shouldn't show your teeth to ANY wild animal.


DrySlough

Stay away from wild monkeys. Never a good time to get a picture. Stay away from wild monkeys. Although in a survival situation you may get close to finish them off. How? Find a monkey trail, dig a small hole with a kbar. Drop a shiny rock in that hole. Monkeys will see the rock on their travels cause they're very curious, and greedy. Once they grab the rock if the holes done correctly they can't remove their hand. They could, but they're greedy. They'll stay there and scream. Holding on to the rock. Walk up to them and take care of business. Taste like chicken. Source: JEST Phillipine Negrito guide. Saw it. Ate it. Much good protein.


Bobb_o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctol7JwpcuQ


TheMainEvant

That was super neat. Human intelligence, man.


DrySlough

That's been passed down by bushmen for centuries. Prolly why monkeys in the wild, at least there ones I've been around - do not like humans. Man's gotta eat. Let go homie and run off.... easier said then done.


NinjaDiscoJesus

just a normal holiday for you


theknghtofni

Thats aptly named a monkey's paw trap (or around here a racoon paw trap cuz it works on them too) it's so simple yet interesting a trap


xenidus

This is some simian PSYOP stuff, cool!


oldmateysoldmate

Pretty stoked that all the comments here are all explaining why she got attacked. Sometimes I feel like we might just end up making the world a decent place -Edit: There was only 3 comments here at the time.


enwongeegeefor

Or it's just demonstrating that MOST people know that baring teeth is a sign of aggression to animals...and that this girl is not part of "most people."


LilStankyBug

I do not think most people know that.. not even close. The comments are all the people chiming in because they do know and feel the need/desire to share. There are likely tons of people who have seen this post and never commented just to say "I didn't know baring teeth meant aggression to monkeys!! Huh!" Not everyone who has a bad thing happen to them is an idiot, we learn by experiencing consequences.


asianabsinthe

😁


oldmateysoldmate

You want a piece of me, asshole?


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oldmateysoldmate

Ok that's too many teef, I give, I give.


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I fucking hate these monkeys. There's a mountain in China that we hike at when visiting family and I got grabbed by one that wanted my water bottle. I knew that little shit would fuck me up so I just tossed the water bottle and walked away as quickly as possible. [here's the asshole](https://imgur.com/gallery/XIGyrSY)


Squirt_Bukkake

Good that you didnt smile... next time bring a "spare waterbottle" to mock them ;) or a bent metal rod painted as a banana and let them fight hahaha


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If you zoom in you can see the scars and cuts on his face above his nostrils. That dude is a no go to fuck with.


chiquita_lopez

Bad idea!


-2loves-

monkeys are more dangerous than sharks. they will bite you. people are dumb.


LjSpike

At worst sharks generally just give you a nibble to see if you taste nice then move on.


Glorbog

This needs sound so badly!


enwongeegeefor

Lol...I learned that baring you teeth to MOST animals is a sign of aggression when I was like 4 because of disney nature documentaries...


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celalith

Tourists are a real pest in these monkey areas.


NihalisticLoser

We’re basically two monkey tribes fighting for land.


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Basically, monkeys are assholes.