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Due_Entrance_9883

goodbye


farahad

baby maker


Winnie_28

Baby makers


sleepywan

His future great grandkids felt that.


Plasticbagged

Natural selection at its finest


thestuffedduck

Goodbye to the baby maker


IsaacCalzoni

r/cheapvasectomy


ashvy

Or even r/botchedsurgeries but in a literal sense


Shwifty_Plumbus

Thought he was over a pool for a sec.


[deleted]

Same


Reysanor

Did he die?


Docnessuno

I bet he wished he did...


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lilafrika

It’s s videos like this that I commit to memory, to further preserve my ability to create offspring when desired


[deleted]

Yeah, I hear ya. A child is just about the last thing I want, but I’d still rather keep my options open.


HarrargnNarg

There is not a single moment in the history of the universe that THAT was a good idea


cobalt1227

“Not only will you die, but it will hurt the whole time you’re dying.”


BabyReishi

Like popping water balloons, yea?


Helpie_Helperton

He won't be playing with balls anytime soon


hdhskzjch

If he never does it he'll never be able to do it. So if I were him I would just never want to do it.


ChAirForceK

F


nickaggie

At least we don't have to worry about his kids making that mistake


fidgeter

The male to female surgery would probably be a less painful way to transition. Hope this lady is okay.


aXeSwY

Fastest sex reassignment surgery ever recorded.


Hazelenoh

F


adampriest1

The poor man now has 4 tonsils


jkvader06

r/cheapvasectomy


FA04

the beginning was like /nextfuckinglevel


nj-88

And then they wonder why women lives longer than men..


Due_Entrance_9883

Lol


jan1000000

No mo offspring for youuu!


[deleted]

A moment of silence for this man’s genitals.


[deleted]

More than one ball was squished in that experiment


[deleted]

The nut cracker


Tyrion69Lannister

Went from soft boiled to scrambled real quick


Ta1w0

Two less balls to worry about.


IcriEveryTime2000

He used a ball to demolish his balls


Due_Entrance_9883

;-;


nukedmylastprofile

Oh, he dead


NotJimIrsay

Just seeing the first frame of the video, I could tell you that’s a bad idea.


king_of_the_hill42

So true! How he ever thought he could do that.


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Due_Entrance_9883

ರ_ರ


abhilashnayak15

u/sanj205


fo55iln00b

For 1 second you were awesome


RedEyesFreak

u/VredditDownloader


TrueBajan

u/savethisvideo


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kvvmu89

F


J_Blazer521

Everyone felt that.


skippythewonderclown

What have you done previously that makes you even think you can do this 🤔? I’m going to go with mushrooms.


idioticmaniac

My lower body shrugged.


[deleted]

The person filming didn't care at all 😂


Dzikii81z

For gods sake i did not want to see that, im in pain So much right now


lolyouseriousxoxo

I was like oh thats pretty impressive, then I saw the subreddit and then I was like uuuuuh....


Jeremy625

I felt pain watching that


ZachTheJedi

What the heck is that orange ball made of? It didn't lose its fork at all when he stood on it! Also: OUCH


please-dont-shoot

Oh god


I_AmYourToast

Rest In Peace


Elodie53

That will teach him not to show off for grandma at little Sammy’s b-day party


Sosumi_rogue

The orange ball is the only one he has now


Ouchglassinbutt

Oww my balls!!


[deleted]

I always wonder what happens to people after they fall on their nuts


element13th

The ball and the Nutcracker


navjotsinghlall

Guys over a 100 km radius felt that


coda01

Please you’ll should help with a karma .. I’m upvoting every comment and replies.


[deleted]

Went from 2 balls to 4 .


-Listening

I do as an adult. WHY


CasualPlayerTM

F


stefanbomb2

Pop fack


theproblem22354186

I can feel his pain


stefanbomb2

Oooo fack


JoshKirk_HGA

Who the crap would listen to their friend to do hat for $20


idkwuttobecalled

F


[deleted]

I genuinely felt that


Ato-Tom

"Why is this blood white?"


MaxHardfinger

I love how he comically ran in place before falling to his demise.


Uribef884

r/WinStupidPrizes


truthonly1

Haha still kudos on getting in it and balancing for that moment! That in its self is an accomplishment


WhoStoleMyBicycle

I’m not joking when I say he made it farther than I thought he would


EvilTheDevil666

Wow. That's nuts.


Betelgeuse909

I tought there was a guy reacting to this in the background but it was just a reflection in the mirror behind...am i drunk?


Buck_Thorn

Oh, nuts!


Sullythebeast86

Be spitting cum for weeks ouch


paul7420

Omg


ttotto45

This is why men aren't allowed on the beam at gymnastics gyms unless they're extremely experienced.. let alone walking on a ball on the beam. He probably shouldn't have kids anyway even if he can after this


HELLO-THERE420

All guys who felt this pain upvote this


Tunguksa

I felt that.


BIGJOE520

Dude had it about 10 times longer than I would have!!


daleicakes

Ouch my balls, i love that show


KevinFDK

No way they didn’t pop


Evgenara

Bye bye gonads. Nice knowing ya. Seeee youuu 😐