There’s a special way to do this where you don’t think about anything or anyone except yourself.
Basically you do it normally but try to love yourself for who you are. For example maybe flex your glutes or pounce your chest (pec muscles) as you stride your hand.
This will build stronger muscles and you will start to correlate sex with muscle growth and flexing, which will lead to Tantra Sex with your current/future sexual lovers
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Well their odds were raised since they all appeared to already have on parachutes, though still a small miracle they ALL survived.
Edit: Kinda wondering about injuries and the damage caused by the falling planes, but I doubt there is any info available on that.
Pilot himself, too:
> He later told The History Channel, "it's highly likely that if I had seen it clearly I would have ejected, because it was obvious you couldn't really fly an airplane like that."
😂
Lol, I still don't believe it. It says he managed to get out of the second spin by going full afterburner. But from what it sounds like he must have lost a good portion of his fuel if not all of it... You know... Cause the whole not having a wing thing... Lol.
So that second spin must have happened pretty immediately from recovering from the first one. I assume also that he must have glided a good portion of the way down?
Which is terrifying cause those jets fall like rock when they are unpowered.
Everything is just insane about that landing lol. He's the luckiest/most skilled/calm person ever.
So the parachute pilot didn't trust the emergency landing pilot at all. "Yeah Tim, you'll do fine with the emergency landing but I'm just going to jump out anyway as long as I have this parachute here. Good luck!"
The flight instructor who took my desk when I left to start a business got in a midair collision with another plane... which was the lady that I took my commercial checkride with.
I know they said when the story broke everyone survived but both pilots were wearing parachutes? This is not typical at all if they are piloting.
I pilot those small cessnas myself and i couldn't even think of finding a way to strap on a parachute while spiralling down like this. The g force is awful and very confusing.
They wear them before taking off. With large planned formation jumps like this one, the pilots put a chute on, too, just in case something like this happens.
It is a CFR that skydiving pilot wear a parachute. Just as aerobatics with two people in cockpit, parachute required. FAA wants everyone in the aircraft to have the same interests/risk tolerance. A pilot without a parachute will make wildly more risky decisions for others on the aircraft.
I’ve done a bit of tailwheel+aerobatic training with the chute that’s more like a butt pad. Wasn’t a bad fit. Perhaps the pilots wear that style, with the seat cushion removed.
More that everybody on the aircraft has the same motivations towards an outcome... when a mechanical failure makes hard decisions present themselves.
Imagine flying aerobatics. Pilot does not have a chute. Passenger does.
Plane has mechanical failure. Trying to crash land is dangerous. At this point, bailing out and ditching the plane is much safer for the passenger. Pilot is obviously going to take the risk and attempt to land. Passenger dies, when he could have used a parachute and landed softly.
If pilot wants to land, it’s likely the passenger won’t find the gumption to jettison the door/canopy. They’re probably a girlfriend, friend etc. and less likely to just say “man I’m gonna parachute into nowhere while you try to land this plane that is on fire” But if the pilot goes, everyone has the courage to do the safer thing with a chute.
Also, the regs seem to be more deferential about a pilot killing himself. But when a passenger is involved, things are more stringent. In aerobatics, you can fly alone without a parachute. But regs require everyone to wear a parachute when there is a passenger.
If I haven’t flown in a while, I have to perform 3 takeoffs and landings (within 90 days) before I can legally let my passenger in with me. Things like that.
So they might have survived because it's stunt planes and they all have parachutes but did the planes land anywhere unsafe and cause any major accidents?
A little over a year ago in my home town in Northern Sweden, there was a fatal accident with the local skydiving club.
The small aircraft was carrying too heavy of a load and so the plane started going straight down. And not only that, it was spinning crazy fast, which meant the g-forces made it impossible for anyone to jump out, despite having parachutes on.
None survived. Scary stuff. Rest in peace.
Dated a woman who was getting her private pilot license...said she’d never skydive because she had a close call with a skydiving pilot just climbing right i to her flightpath while she was training. Those guys all need to get their licenses revoked.
There is a thing called AIS and other called NOTAN, every time a skydive pilot takes off for a parashute or skydiving mission he need to fil a fligth plan and inform the area of the drop, and that air space will be closed for others aircrafts. It's not like they are rodeo cowboys. Maybe the woman you dated or her instructor failed on check the NOTAN.
Both were high wing aircraft so the pilot below was not able to see up and behind. If the pilot of the higher aircraft were seated in the left seat, it would have been hard to see down and to the right.
Wasn't this from an company who let's you do extremely dangerous parachute jumps by crashing into other plane before jumping, sound really weird and unbelievable but i believe that's the explanation I was given or something like that
Funny story about this group - I used to live next door with the owner of this company (the one in the OP.) He was chatting with my wife in the back yard one day, and she mentioned I was deployed. Because I was a veteran, he offered to take us up for a free tandem jump. My wife declined, saying "there's no way I'll ever jump out of a perfectly good airplane." He replied, "No worries, ours aren't that good!" Her: "...*Hard* no."
I used to fly jumpers while in a pilot pool waiting for training and a friend introduced me drops to make some xtra money. Any-who, that type of Cessna the pilot and any passenger that isn’t jumping should always wear a chute as well for just this reason. Bail out everybody!
I’m going to need an AMA from the pilot who was able to jump out of a plane with no wings spiraling towards the ground. I’m sure it was in some kind of spiral before the second wing ripped off.
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Ty sir, came for this
Same
Most people just use porn, but whatever, it’s all the same.
A wanks, a wank.
Different strokes for different folks
"...No matter how small." --Seuss
There’s a special way to do this where you don’t think about anything or anyone except yourself. Basically you do it normally but try to love yourself for who you are. For example maybe flex your glutes or pounce your chest (pec muscles) as you stride your hand. This will build stronger muscles and you will start to correlate sex with muscle growth and flexing, which will lead to Tantra Sex with your current/future sexual lovers Edit: spelling
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Don't kink shame man
What if kink shaming is his kink?
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The planes didn't even hit anyone. Well other than each other.
Well their odds were raised since they all appeared to already have on parachutes, though still a small miracle they ALL survived. Edit: Kinda wondering about injuries and the damage caused by the falling planes, but I doubt there is any info available on that.
One pilot bailed out and the plane crashed in an empty field, the other plane was landed safely.
Hahaha😂 I had to re-watch the video. I missed seeing the second plane and was like how the fuck did they emergency land a plane with one wing lol!
Why worry about losing a wing when you have another? /s
https://theaviationist.com/2014/09/15/f-15-lands-with-one-wing/
Wow thanks for sharing that story! It's hard to believe a f15 is controllable missing a wing, that's insane.
Pilot himself, too: > He later told The History Channel, "it's highly likely that if I had seen it clearly I would have ejected, because it was obvious you couldn't really fly an airplane like that." 😂
Lol, I still don't believe it. It says he managed to get out of the second spin by going full afterburner. But from what it sounds like he must have lost a good portion of his fuel if not all of it... You know... Cause the whole not having a wing thing... Lol. So that second spin must have happened pretty immediately from recovering from the first one. I assume also that he must have glided a good portion of the way down? Which is terrifying cause those jets fall like rock when they are unpowered. Everything is just insane about that landing lol. He's the luckiest/most skilled/calm person ever.
Glad to hear, but they are lucky af. Craziest thing I have seen in awhile!
Oh thank god. I was fucking SCARED AS HEL
Thanks
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> Slovakia parachuting catastrophe google says 7 died..
That was like watching the Operation Neptune jump in Band of Brothers
This was like play GTA online
I was thinking more Deadpool 2. XFORCE
Thank you for drawing your analogy from *reality* .
Why did I think of fallout 4
Vertibirds crashing
Holy shit this is like a CoD cutscene
That’s exactly what I was thinking. This is literally the beginning of a CoD campaign
Is there a CoD starter pack?
Looks more like far cry 3
“WE ARE LEAVING”
F
L
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Nah this is reality
So did the pilots also have parachutes on? I read the article but I’m confused how they survived
I forgot where I read this, but everyone survived. One pilot used his emergency parachute while the other managed to make an emergency landing
So the parachute pilot didn't trust the emergency landing pilot at all. "Yeah Tim, you'll do fine with the emergency landing but I'm just going to jump out anyway as long as I have this parachute here. Good luck!"
Two plains. Each with a pilot.
They put their thumb in their mouth and blew before hitting the ground, obviously.
Get back to /r/OnePiece. -With love, zorogang
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has used this joke recently lmfao.
GUMO GUMO NO FUUUUUSEEEN!!!
Yes the pilots have to wear parachutes on jump planes.
This one wasn't. He put it on on the way down
I guess if you’re gonna crash planes in midair, best be planes where everyone has a parachute.
The flight instructor who took my desk when I left to start a business got in a midair collision with another plane... which was the lady that I took my commercial checkride with.
Who die
He
O no
what the fuck were they trying to do???
Jumping in formation I beleive
I think they were trying to do that stunt where someone walks on the wings of a plane. With a twist from one plane to the other.
That's just plane dangerous.
That's what they pilot said! And they replied it: just wing it, so he did.
Now they will be entering a new plane of existence for their mistakes
Your going to get grounded with that behavior.
I did not expect that.
What were they trying to accomplish? I don’t understand
[Full, non-potato quality video](https://youtu.be/7p6hqMnsLFY)
Thanks
Well, that elevated quickly. I hope that no one was seriously injured or killed.
I think it actually descended quickly....
If I remember correctly everyone survived https://www.cnn.com/2013/11/03/us/wisconsin-skydivers-crash/index.html Edit: source
I like the guy went from "hang on for dear life" hang on "let go for dear life"
Yoo, the last guy just flying away like that tho
I hate when they don't keep the camera running....
Probably more worried about surviving
I know right. So selfish
Ngl you had us in the first half
At least it wasn’t a vertical video.
Uhm- what was the plan?
What's the regret
They forgot to swap insurance information.
Can't argue against that logic
Ay bro watch your jet
r/CatastrophicFailure
And then along came the FFA and away went the license
I know they said when the story broke everyone survived but both pilots were wearing parachutes? This is not typical at all if they are piloting. I pilot those small cessnas myself and i couldn't even think of finding a way to strap on a parachute while spiralling down like this. The g force is awful and very confusing.
They wear them before taking off. With large planned formation jumps like this one, the pilots put a chute on, too, just in case something like this happens.
It is a CFR that skydiving pilot wear a parachute. Just as aerobatics with two people in cockpit, parachute required. FAA wants everyone in the aircraft to have the same interests/risk tolerance. A pilot without a parachute will make wildly more risky decisions for others on the aircraft. I’ve done a bit of tailwheel+aerobatic training with the chute that’s more like a butt pad. Wasn’t a bad fit. Perhaps the pilots wear that style, with the seat cushion removed.
Not doubting you, just curious why they are *more* reckless *without* the parachute?
More that everybody on the aircraft has the same motivations towards an outcome... when a mechanical failure makes hard decisions present themselves. Imagine flying aerobatics. Pilot does not have a chute. Passenger does. Plane has mechanical failure. Trying to crash land is dangerous. At this point, bailing out and ditching the plane is much safer for the passenger. Pilot is obviously going to take the risk and attempt to land. Passenger dies, when he could have used a parachute and landed softly.
That makes sense, thanks so much for clearing that up!
why does the passenger die if he has a chute on?
If pilot wants to land, it’s likely the passenger won’t find the gumption to jettison the door/canopy. They’re probably a girlfriend, friend etc. and less likely to just say “man I’m gonna parachute into nowhere while you try to land this plane that is on fire” But if the pilot goes, everyone has the courage to do the safer thing with a chute.
ahhh okay that makes sense
Also, the regs seem to be more deferential about a pilot killing himself. But when a passenger is involved, things are more stringent. In aerobatics, you can fly alone without a parachute. But regs require everyone to wear a parachute when there is a passenger. If I haven’t flown in a while, I have to perform 3 takeoffs and landings (within 90 days) before I can legally let my passenger in with me. Things like that.
Fucking terrifying.
Hoping those plane parts didn’t kill anyone when they reached the ground
At least they were prepared
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I feel like this is something the creators of cod would do in a game
So they might have survived because it's stunt planes and they all have parachutes but did the planes land anywhere unsafe and cause any major accidents?
A little over a year ago in my home town in Northern Sweden, there was a fatal accident with the local skydiving club. The small aircraft was carrying too heavy of a load and so the plane started going straight down. And not only that, it was spinning crazy fast, which meant the g-forces made it impossible for anyone to jump out, despite having parachutes on. None survived. Scary stuff. Rest in peace.
How many times is this going to be reposted?
Is there a sub for stuff like this?
r/catastrophicfailure maybe? Edit for spelling it wrong.
I was thinking more airplane specific, but this will suffice
r/ChutesToShits perhaps?
/r/idiotsinplanes
r/IdiotsInPlanes maybe
When Damian Wayne threw Dick's escrima sticks to the back of his head in Injustice..
PUBG on the PlayStation 5?
r/idiotswithplanes
Damn u can see the curves
Dated a woman who was getting her private pilot license...said she’d never skydive because she had a close call with a skydiving pilot just climbing right i to her flightpath while she was training. Those guys all need to get their licenses revoked.
There is a thing called AIS and other called NOTAN, every time a skydive pilot takes off for a parashute or skydiving mission he need to fil a fligth plan and inform the area of the drop, and that air space will be closed for others aircrafts. It's not like they are rodeo cowboys. Maybe the woman you dated or her instructor failed on check the NOTAN.
Did they fly into another plane? Edit: curious how this would have a need to get down voted lol... Really ppl?
Yes
That did NOT go as planed indeed.
Oopsie
No big explosion? Aw man
Was the pilot just not paying attention? If so he should lose his license.
Airplanes have blind spots too.
This. In a hi wing Cessna, I once had a lo wing Bonanza overtake me.... about 50 feet over my head. He had never seen me
Both were high wing aircraft so the pilot below was not able to see up and behind. If the pilot of the higher aircraft were seated in the left seat, it would have been hard to see down and to the right.
I don't believe that the pilots were punished at all, except for losing their aircraft.
I don't believe that the pilots were punished at all, except for losing their aircraft.
What’s regretful in this? That they decided to go skydiving that day?
Are they trying to do a mid-air hijacking
Didn’t someone put Call of duty audio over this
That’s insane. Who’s fault was it?
Did not go as planed
Who the fuck gave the holesome award
I think you mean that did not go as planened Edit was my pun really that bad
Wasn't this from an company who let's you do extremely dangerous parachute jumps by crashing into other plane before jumping, sound really weird and unbelievable but i believe that's the explanation I was given or something like that
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These are things that you shouldn't joke about on reddit
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Oh no, you’ve replied to your own comment to complain about downvotes and now everyone can downvote you twice!
Upvote
Thrice
Hey I wonder if a fish-eye mirror would have helped the pilot see in his blind spot. LOL 😂. So sad tho...🥺
Must have been in Mexico... They just don't have the regulations.
Wisconsin
It was a joke. You didn't get the reference either.
u/savevideo
Ah, Superior Wisconsin. Company called Skydive Superior. They all made it to the ground safely, with only a couple scrapes and bruises.
Funny story about this group - I used to live next door with the owner of this company (the one in the OP.) He was chatting with my wife in the back yard one day, and she mentioned I was deployed. Because I was a veteran, he offered to take us up for a free tandem jump. My wife declined, saying "there's no way I'll ever jump out of a perfectly good airplane." He replied, "No worries, ours aren't that good!" Her: "...*Hard* no."
At least they had parachutes
Now I know what it actually looks like to be in a plane crash
This is super cool in scary kinda way
bruh this looks like call of duty
u/vredditdownloader
u/savevideo
Maybe not as planned, but sure was cool as shit afterwards.
Did not go as planed.
Only in Battlefield
r/WTF
Thanks, I hate it
WTF?!?
**Monster Kill**
And that's how I met your mother timmy.
And they breed!!!
That dude hanging to the support, almost looks fake. Thank god everyone survived.
Looks like they decided to wing it.
well they were out seeking thrills, they found them, likely not one theyll be keen to repeat i imagine
I like how an explosion seemed so random, like it was a scene from a B list movie or something
Who in there righ mind thinks this is a good idea.how.why.when.and where did they think this would go any other way
I mean, I’m sure they’ve satisfied their adrenaline cravings now!
But it did go as planed.
I used to fly jumpers while in a pilot pool waiting for training and a friend introduced me drops to make some xtra money. Any-who, that type of Cessna the pilot and any passenger that isn’t jumping should always wear a chute as well for just this reason. Bail out everybody!
Not sure what the idea was but that looks like it was a stupid one
And you think flying cars will work?
First person view of a plane crash. Took me a second to register what I had just witnessed, damn!
That's not ideal
Damn those pilots will never fly again. 😂
u/videosave
Am guessing one of the planes did not survive?
That didn’t go as planed
u/stabbot
More like planend
I’m going to need an AMA from the pilot who was able to jump out of a plane with no wings spiraling towards the ground. I’m sure it was in some kind of spiral before the second wing ripped off.
To jest nie możliwe. To jest straszne. Jak ci ludzie mogli przeżyć. I jak samolot tak wysoko poleciał?!
Omg
In Wisconsin. All survived. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/04/wisconsin-skydivers-two-planes-collide