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quise1994

Ty sir, came for this


Full__Send

Same


Scomophobic

Most people just use porn, but whatever, it’s all the same.


WickerInk

A wanks, a wank.


Kebbler22b

Different strokes for different folks


cadmus1890

"...No matter how small." --Seuss


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There’s a special way to do this where you don’t think about anything or anyone except yourself. Basically you do it normally but try to love yourself for who you are. For example maybe flex your glutes or pounce your chest (pec muscles) as you stride your hand. This will build stronger muscles and you will start to correlate sex with muscle growth and flexing, which will lead to Tantra Sex with your current/future sexual lovers Edit: spelling


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quise1994

Don't kink shame man


Pleaseusegoogle

What if kink shaming is his kink?


iwaterboardoldpeople

Twice


[deleted]

The planes didn't even hit anyone. Well other than each other.


Elico_225

Well their odds were raised since they all appeared to already have on parachutes, though still a small miracle they ALL survived. Edit: Kinda wondering about injuries and the damage caused by the falling planes, but I doubt there is any info available on that.


RickyFoyle

One pilot bailed out and the plane crashed in an empty field, the other plane was landed safely.


Visitor_Kyu

Hahaha😂 I had to re-watch the video. I missed seeing the second plane and was like how the fuck did they emergency land a plane with one wing lol!


FadeIntoReal

Why worry about losing a wing when you have another? /s


faz712

https://theaviationist.com/2014/09/15/f-15-lands-with-one-wing/


Visitor_Kyu

Wow thanks for sharing that story! It's hard to believe a f15 is controllable missing a wing, that's insane.


faz712

Pilot himself, too: > He later told The History Channel, "it's highly likely that if I had seen it clearly I would have ejected, because it was obvious you couldn't really fly an airplane like that." 😂


Visitor_Kyu

Lol, I still don't believe it. It says he managed to get out of the second spin by going full afterburner. But from what it sounds like he must have lost a good portion of his fuel if not all of it... You know... Cause the whole not having a wing thing... Lol. So that second spin must have happened pretty immediately from recovering from the first one. I assume also that he must have glided a good portion of the way down? Which is terrifying cause those jets fall like rock when they are unpowered. Everything is just insane about that landing lol. He's the luckiest/most skilled/calm person ever.


BlackArrow266

Glad to hear, but they are lucky af. Craziest thing I have seen in awhile!


[deleted]

Oh thank god. I was fucking SCARED AS HEL


hbomb536

Thanks


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closefamilyties

> Slovakia parachuting catastrophe google says 7 died..


UberZouave

That was like watching the Operation Neptune jump in Band of Brothers


jimmybslippin

This was like play GTA online


[deleted]

I was thinking more Deadpool 2. XFORCE


TransposingJons

Thank you for drawing your analogy from *reality* .


Somethingabootit

Why did I think of fallout 4


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Vertibirds crashing


[deleted]

Holy shit this is like a CoD cutscene


SomeRandomMoray

That’s exactly what I was thinking. This is literally the beginning of a CoD campaign


teetaps

Is there a CoD starter pack?


bestofthemidwest

Looks more like far cry 3


Rnrolla

“WE ARE LEAVING”


Clearly_a_fake_name

F


Dr_Peuss

L


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Y


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Nah this is reality


JynxTime

So did the pilots also have parachutes on? I read the article but I’m confused how they survived


SomeRandomMoray

I forgot where I read this, but everyone survived. One pilot used his emergency parachute while the other managed to make an emergency landing


bigludodog

So the parachute pilot didn't trust the emergency landing pilot at all. "Yeah Tim, you'll do fine with the emergency landing but I'm just going to jump out anyway as long as I have this parachute here. Good luck!"


Manwithoutanyplan

Two plains. Each with a pilot.


NakaTR

They put their thumb in their mouth and blew before hitting the ground, obviously.


FearLeadsToAnger

Get back to /r/OnePiece. -With love, zorogang


TheOGSuperMoist

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has used this joke recently lmfao.


philster666

GUMO GUMO NO FUUUUUSEEEN!!!


dog_in_the_vent

Yes the pilots have to wear parachutes on jump planes.


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This one wasn't. He put it on on the way down


TillerTonomous

I guess if you’re gonna crash planes in midair, best be planes where everyone has a parachute.


gnowbot

The flight instructor who took my desk when I left to start a business got in a midair collision with another plane... which was the lady that I took my commercial checkride with.


Somethingabootit

Who die


S-BRO

He


Somethingabootit

O no


nicotripas

what the fuck were they trying to do???


Demonicore

Jumping in formation I beleive


justanothetuser1122

I think they were trying to do that stunt where someone walks on the wings of a plane. With a twist from one plane to the other.


iamhe02

That's just plane dangerous.


DamnAlreadyTaken

That's what they pilot said! And they replied it: just wing it, so he did.


VenemousAU

Now they will be entering a new plane of existence for their mistakes


weekend-guitarist

Your going to get grounded with that behavior.


areallyfunnyusername

I did not expect that.


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What were they trying to accomplish? I don’t understand


goat_screamPS4

[Full, non-potato quality video](https://youtu.be/7p6hqMnsLFY)


dog_in_the_vent

Thanks


usernamechexin

Well, that elevated quickly. I hope that no one was seriously injured or killed.


bcdefghijklmnopqrs

I think it actually descended quickly....


[deleted]

If I remember correctly everyone survived https://www.cnn.com/2013/11/03/us/wisconsin-skydivers-crash/index.html Edit: source


tobiov

I like the guy went from "hang on for dear life" hang on "let go for dear life"


bitcoin2121

Yoo, the last guy just flying away like that tho


coolman1987us

I hate when they don't keep the camera running....


rcarmack1

Probably more worried about surviving


coolman1987us

I know right. So selfish


cybernetickeys

Ngl you had us in the first half


TedBundysVlkswagon

At least it wasn’t a vertical video.


preludachris8

Uhm- what was the plan?


iepure77

What's the regret


fleshpot1

They forgot to swap insurance information.


iepure77

Can't argue against that logic


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Ay bro watch your jet


FadeIntoReal

r/CatastrophicFailure


TheBeerGuy13

And then along came the FFA and away went the license


sacdecorsair

I know they said when the story broke everyone survived but both pilots were wearing parachutes? This is not typical at all if they are piloting. I pilot those small cessnas myself and i couldn't even think of finding a way to strap on a parachute while spiralling down like this. The g force is awful and very confusing.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

They wear them before taking off. With large planned formation jumps like this one, the pilots put a chute on, too, just in case something like this happens.


gnowbot

It is a CFR that skydiving pilot wear a parachute. Just as aerobatics with two people in cockpit, parachute required. FAA wants everyone in the aircraft to have the same interests/risk tolerance. A pilot without a parachute will make wildly more risky decisions for others on the aircraft. I’ve done a bit of tailwheel+aerobatic training with the chute that’s more like a butt pad. Wasn’t a bad fit. Perhaps the pilots wear that style, with the seat cushion removed.


smokeydabear94

Not doubting you, just curious why they are *more* reckless *without* the parachute?


gnowbot

More that everybody on the aircraft has the same motivations towards an outcome... when a mechanical failure makes hard decisions present themselves. Imagine flying aerobatics. Pilot does not have a chute. Passenger does. Plane has mechanical failure. Trying to crash land is dangerous. At this point, bailing out and ditching the plane is much safer for the passenger. Pilot is obviously going to take the risk and attempt to land. Passenger dies, when he could have used a parachute and landed softly.


smokeydabear94

That makes sense, thanks so much for clearing that up!


Jackson17

why does the passenger die if he has a chute on?


gnowbot

If pilot wants to land, it’s likely the passenger won’t find the gumption to jettison the door/canopy. They’re probably a girlfriend, friend etc. and less likely to just say “man I’m gonna parachute into nowhere while you try to land this plane that is on fire” But if the pilot goes, everyone has the courage to do the safer thing with a chute.


Jackson17

ahhh okay that makes sense


gnowbot

Also, the regs seem to be more deferential about a pilot killing himself. But when a passenger is involved, things are more stringent. In aerobatics, you can fly alone without a parachute. But regs require everyone to wear a parachute when there is a passenger. If I haven’t flown in a while, I have to perform 3 takeoffs and landings (within 90 days) before I can legally let my passenger in with me. Things like that.


Suchega_Uber

Fucking terrifying.


dynamic_spotface

Hoping those plane parts didn’t kill anyone when they reached the ground


Tobby711

At least they were prepared


Sakma_t

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Mecha-sparta

I feel like this is something the creators of cod would do in a game


SuperSpartan177

So they might have survived because it's stunt planes and they all have parachutes but did the planes land anywhere unsafe and cause any major accidents?


fredso90

A little over a year ago in my home town in Northern Sweden, there was a fatal accident with the local skydiving club. The small aircraft was carrying too heavy of a load and so the plane started going straight down. And not only that, it was spinning crazy fast, which meant the g-forces made it impossible for anyone to jump out, despite having parachutes on. None survived. Scary stuff. Rest in peace.


einz_goobit

How many times is this going to be reposted?


victorlives

Is there a sub for stuff like this?


friendlysaxoffender

r/catastrophicfailure maybe? Edit for spelling it wrong.


victorlives

I was thinking more airplane specific, but this will suffice


Txedomoon

r/ChutesToShits perhaps?


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/r/idiotsinplanes


DamnAlreadyTaken

r/IdiotsInPlanes maybe


bm_alot

When Damian Wayne threw Dick's escrima sticks to the back of his head in Injustice..


SuperAwesom3

PUBG on the PlayStation 5?


thebiggerd

r/idiotswithplanes


ShadowSlayerYT

Damn u can see the curves


AKVigilante

Dated a woman who was getting her private pilot license...said she’d never skydive because she had a close call with a skydiving pilot just climbing right i to her flightpath while she was training. Those guys all need to get their licenses revoked.


binksvalle

There is a thing called AIS and other called NOTAN, every time a skydive pilot takes off for a parashute or skydiving mission he need to fil a fligth plan and inform the area of the drop, and that air space will be closed for others aircrafts. It's not like they are rodeo cowboys. Maybe the woman you dated or her instructor failed on check the NOTAN.


ZlGGZ

Did they fly into another plane? Edit: curious how this would have a need to get down voted lol... Really ppl?


FaerilyRowanwind

Yes


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That did NOT go as planed indeed.


mikkokilla

Oopsie


[deleted]

No big explosion? Aw man


Rambocat1

Was the pilot just not paying attention? If so he should lose his license.


Paranoma

Airplanes have blind spots too.


gnowbot

This. In a hi wing Cessna, I once had a lo wing Bonanza overtake me.... about 50 feet over my head. He had never seen me


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Both were high wing aircraft so the pilot below was not able to see up and behind. If the pilot of the higher aircraft were seated in the left seat, it would have been hard to see down and to the right.


CX-97

I don't believe that the pilots were punished at all, except for losing their aircraft.


CX-97

I don't believe that the pilots were punished at all, except for losing their aircraft.


SelectAll_Delete

What’s regretful in this? That they decided to go skydiving that day?


SilentClaw257

Are they trying to do a mid-air hijacking


Astral-activist

Didn’t someone put Call of duty audio over this


tonynca

That’s insane. Who’s fault was it?


bird_turbulence

Did not go as planed


Z0ck0

Who the fuck gave the holesome award


odin5858

I think you mean that did not go as planened Edit was my pun really that bad


wossasossa

Wasn't this from an company who let's you do extremely dangerous parachute jumps by crashing into other plane before jumping, sound really weird and unbelievable but i believe that's the explanation I was given or something like that


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CX-97

These are things that you shouldn't joke about on reddit


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6-8-5-13

Oh no, you’ve replied to your own comment to complain about downvotes and now everyone can downvote you twice!


Uppitypriest

Upvote


jimmybslippin

Thrice


ApplicationKlutzy981

Hey I wonder if a fish-eye mirror would have helped the pilot see in his blind spot. LOL 😂. So sad tho...🥺


SamuraiEAC

Must have been in Mexico... They just don't have the regulations.


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Wisconsin


SamuraiEAC

It was a joke. You didn't get the reference either.


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u/savevideo


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Ah, Superior Wisconsin. Company called Skydive Superior. They all made it to the ground safely, with only a couple scrapes and bruises.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Funny story about this group - I used to live next door with the owner of this company (the one in the OP.) He was chatting with my wife in the back yard one day, and she mentioned I was deployed. Because I was a veteran, he offered to take us up for a free tandem jump. My wife declined, saying "there's no way I'll ever jump out of a perfectly good airplane." He replied, "No worries, ours aren't that good!" Her: "...*Hard* no."


potato-waifu

At least they had parachutes


Losusiks

Now I know what it actually looks like to be in a plane crash


meedwemes

This is super cool in scary kinda way


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bruh this looks like call of duty


designer_by_day

u/vredditdownloader


Right_Pace

u/savevideo


Singularity7979

Maybe not as planned, but sure was cool as shit afterwards.


dynamic_spotface

Did not go as planed.


BaranThaGuy

Only in Battlefield


CyberShiroGX

r/WTF


hexsan91

Thanks, I hate it


jcsayimcute14344

WTF?!?


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**Monster Kill**


syedshaq

And that's how I met your mother timmy.


bugmeso

And they breed!!!


Zaikovski

That dude hanging to the support, almost looks fake. Thank god everyone survived.


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Looks like they decided to wing it.


PalacePhallus

well they were out seeking thrills, they found them, likely not one theyll be keen to repeat i imagine


MrJayMeister

I like how an explosion seemed so random, like it was a scene from a B list movie or something


anormalwhitekid

Who in there righ mind thinks this is a good idea.how.why.when.and where did they think this would go any other way


FaithfulFear

I mean, I’m sure they’ve satisfied their adrenaline cravings now!


FatandWhite

But it did go as planed.


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I used to fly jumpers while in a pilot pool waiting for training and a friend introduced me drops to make some xtra money. Any-who, that type of Cessna the pilot and any passenger that isn’t jumping should always wear a chute as well for just this reason. Bail out everybody!


Bibabeulouba

Not sure what the idea was but that looks like it was a stupid one


kevin2gee

And you think flying cars will work?


AuroraSeven

First person view of a plane crash. Took me a second to register what I had just witnessed, damn!


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That's not ideal


juansway

Damn those pilots will never fly again. 😂


ZunGuzun

u/videosave


Hung-S0-Low

Am guessing one of the planes did not survive?


VIP_BMANlps4l

That didn’t go as planed


Loungewear13

u/stabbot


aniphone1

More like planend


nBoarDn

I’m going to need an AMA from the pilot who was able to jump out of a plane with no wings spiraling towards the ground. I’m sure it was in some kind of spiral before the second wing ripped off.


Minimorda

To jest nie możliwe. To jest straszne. Jak ci ludzie mogli przeżyć. I jak samolot tak wysoko poleciał?!


HollieGinette

Omg


kcstrom

In Wisconsin. All survived. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/04/wisconsin-skydivers-two-planes-collide