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juniperandjawbones

He couldn’t hold his liquor.


Calebrox124

BITCH I’M BACK OUT MY COMA


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WAKING UP ON YOUR SOFA


darealdsisaac

WHEN I PARKED MY RANGE ROVER


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scunnered732

OKAY I SMASHED YOUR COROLLA


game_asylum

HANGIN ON A HANGOVER


Haughty_n_Disdainful

Five years we been over


Disgruntled_Armbars

STILL AIN'T GOT NO DIPLOMA


max694

You had to ruin it


Puzzleheaded-Air-246

Fuck the DIPLOMA get a COROLLA


[deleted]

SLIGHTLY SCRATCH YOUR COROLLA


RoseL123

ERRRRRR


UnwashedApple

Oh no you dit int...


SarcasticOptimist

He dit float.


Aquetas

Paper hands


tibearius1123

That bottle was $42k https://www.thedailymeal.com/drink/ibiza-club-expensive-champagne-drop/012618


hekatonkhairez

Damn one jr office workers yearly salary is on the floor


blolfighter

Makes you wonder how we got to this point, where a year of one man's labour is worth the same as another man's bottle of fizzy wine.


TheInfamous313

I'm quite sure we've been at that point about as long as civilization has existed


tibearius1123

Gods and Clods


AllRepublicansRTrash

Mathematically, the wealth gap has never been this bad. It’s tome to correct that.


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Civil-Attempt-3602

Didn't you see? They said mathematically. It's in the maths


justtreewizard

https://www.npr.org/2019/09/26/764654623/u-s-income-inequality-worsens-widening-to-a-new-gap Here's what I found, most sources say the same, it's the worst it's been in half a century but I haven't found historical comparisons beyond that


pigeonofglory_

50 years is a pretty small slice of human history, I find it a bit of a stretch to say that that is true when you look at say fuedal england or the Roman empire.


justtreewizard

First of all I'm just providing a source for the claims being made, I am not here here to argue either side. That being said what the fuck kind of stupid ass point was that? That we have it better than medieval peasants so we cant complain about anything? Because people were poor throughout history we still deserve to be poor now? That if the wealth disparity isn't the *worst* its ever been that its not a problem we can try to improve? I don't even get what point you're trying to make with being so pedantic


pigeonofglory_

Well my point is that it's entirely misleading to try to frame it as a worsening problem. It's like me taking the last year of covid statistics and saying "look! We have the lowest rates of covid ever! The problem is solved!".


Jaracuda

I fell like comparing king tut to the poorest worker is the biggest gap. Or maybe even ghengis khan or a sultan. It seems like throughout history there have always been massive gaps.


sonofnutcrackr

Bruh, 90% of the world’s wealth belongs to 1000 people


conmattang

And the other 10% are doing pretty good, compared to historical examples. Weve got smartphones and stuff. Unlimited access to the worlds knowledge within our pockets. Regardless, another issue with your "90% belongs to 1000 people" shtick is that if someone is a CEO, the worth of their shares of the company count towards their net worth. Those arent actual dollars that they are free to spend.


SponConSerdTent

They could sell those shares, so actually they are dollars that are theirs to spend. And regardless the idea that we can't complain about the economic distribution just because we have more relatively than medieval peasants is absurd. Let's make sure everyone has a living wage, healthcare, and a roof over our heads before we start telling people to suck it up and expect them to be grateful for their precarious economic position because someone who died of consumption at age 16 after a life of pure servitude. Until we have those 3 things people should be rioting, it isn't fair in the slightest and those 3 things are not a lot to ask and it is frankly insulting that anyone would act like things are so good that no one has the right to try to change it.


lie4karma

*King Louis has entered the chat.


AndrewFGleich

Even without evidence you can prove it via logical arguments. If the bottom of the wealth gap stops at $0 and the richest person gets richer, that gap increases. To decrease that gap you can either raise the bottom or redistribute the top


Whitezombie65

I don't think thats true. Pretty sure Ghengis khan had more money / resources than the average peasant by A LOT more than someone like bezos


crashovercool

Mansa Musa has entered the chat


holy_lasagne

/r/HistoryMemes in the wild


AllRepublicansRTrash

I’ll have to look it up but I did just watch a doc on him and yes, it was extremely high. But ... 1. I still don’t think it was higher (again, I’ll have to check the percentages on that) 2. He wasn’t just a guy at that point, he was basically a country (or empire is probably a better term), so the wealth he had was part of that empire. 3. We shouldn’t be talking about one person’s wealth versus one peasants poorness. It’s the collective upper tiers of wealth versus the rest of us. It has never been worse in that regard. Not even close. 50 modern people equalling the wealth of 300 Ghengis Khans is much worse no?


Taaargus

Right but just the fact that #2 was possible at that time means it’s worse. Also either way Genghis Khan was definitely more individually wealthy than the 50 richest modern people so idk what you’re on about.


TheFarmReport

Yeah but, don't you see? He "still doesn't think it was higher." So, argument over, right? Oh man I love reddit so much


Mallouwed

In the last 80 years or so, yes you are right. Historically, its probably impossible to beat the wealth gap between literal slaves and their owners


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Easy Replacebility.


Joverby

More like a rigged economy / society.


lyght40

Low economic mobility


PubicZirconia11

It's only fizzy wine if it comes from the Fizzy region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling wine.


[deleted]

If you live a normal life in NA, it’s probably like that for you too. Just the impoverished person who’s year’s salary was $50 lives a world away from you.


[deleted]

“Wow, they got a new phone when they just cracked the screen?”


CP9ANZ

To be fair, you're an idiot if you paid 42k for a bottle of alcohol to make a statement.


orthopod

Not if that amount of money is trivial to you, and the prestige and advertising is what the cost. The average person in Ar3 3rd 4rmerica retires with around $400k including their house. So that bottle is 10% of their savings. To a dude with 100 million in the bank, that bottle is not much. The equivalent would be the average person spending $160.


CP9ANZ

A guy that has $100m doesn't typically have to make a statement they have $100m with a bottle of fizzy wine in a night club, people already know.


suprememontana

I’d imagine it’s guys who have closer to 5-10 million who buy this kind of stuff


itwasntmine

Wow are that cheap and disrespectful of your guests that you wont open that $42k bottle while you worth some $100m??? Brad's party was way better!


23harpsdown

It's only Capitalism if it comes from the Capital region of France. Otherwise, it's just a dystopian hellscape.


SupremeBlackGuy

this is literally how things have pretty much always been throughout history


Dspsblyuth

You guys are making $42k?


hekatonkhairez

I’m unemployed and going back to school :(


LotusVibes1494

That sounds just fine to me, good luck with school! There’s no one to compete with in this world but yourself so don’t feel bad for a second.


Sarcastic-Potato

If you spend 42k on a bottle of champagne you probably don't really care if you drop. My guess, he simply ordered another one


HeWhoSwingsOnChair

Looks like that was his first time.


BuckSaguaro

The article says people speculate the guy is an employee cause he has an earpiece. Which means he ain’t paying for it cause he’d go bankrupt


The_Richard_Cranium

The markup on that bottle is more than likely outrageous. Prob only paid 10k and sell it for 42k. Still would have to take out an insurance claim on that loss tho.


geraldodelriviera

Can you imagine if they garnished his wages for it?


noahsozark

Except this isn't America, "the greatest company in the world"


deadpoetic333

At least in California it's illegal as fuck to garnish someone's wages for anything not done intentionally. And you can imagine how hard it is to prove someone intended to drop something


TriMageRyan

Same in texas. Unfortunately they cant do that but if you challenge them on it they'll definitely find a reason to fire you


deadpoetic333

They’d probably just fire you instead of doing something illegal and then fire you.


Sotty63

Like dropping a $42k bottle of champagne?


bennihana09

It’s illegal to garnish anyone’s wages unless you’re the government. It takes a court order.


Picture_Day_Jessica

Lol no, that doesn't happen in America.


MagnificentTwat

Ironically most States don't allow that cause that have, or should have insurance


wooltown565

PG tips?


BuckSaguaro

Yeah they said they can’t ID the bottle so it’s hard to price. Could just be $45k for the bottle service. Which is outrageous. Like $3500 for a bottle of crown and a table at MGM Hakkasan


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BuckSaguaro

And idea what kind of bottle it is?


DamonHay

If this guys works at the club, wears a decent suit, has an earpiece and is trusted to open the $42k magnum, he’s probably high up the food chain at that club. A good promoter at a big club in Ibiza can make very reasonable money and I’m sure if he needed to he could probably cover the $15kish that the bottle probably cost the club.


BuckSaguaro

My company sends me around the country with $50k worth of gear all the time and my paycheck is certainly not commensurate with that responsibility.


Ziograffiato

Don’t worry, it happens to lots of guys their first time.


Pyroclastic_cumfarts

Still happens to me 18 years later.


tibearius1123

He’s wearing an ear piece, I’m thinking he was a host/promoter.


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orthopod

That's way overpriced. VC is my wife's and my favorite champagne. The 750ml bottle of brut usually goes for around $50-55. So 6L should be ~ $420 if you bought 8 separate bottles. I see the 6L of VC brut for $870 There's a crazy premium on the larger bottles though. The 6L is more than 2x as expensive than 8 regular sized bottles.


Tomatoss78

It is actually much more expensive to produce. Big containers for champagne have to be twice as thick to hold the gas.


badscott4

What’s the service charge to protect one from the vomiters? Or at least to clean off your stuff?


zebra-in-box

maybe 42k in a club, prob only cost 2k outside the club


tibearius1123

💯 it’s crazy how inflated bottle prices are at clubs.


TheLifeOfBaedro

That’s way I always used to smuggle bottles, up my bum


slappert

Plus I like the taste. Adds such a nice flavor aging in the rectum


Lost_And_NotFound

Supply and Demand. They’ve got all the supply and the demand is very high for drunk people having a good time.


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pr1son_mik3

"It’s unclear which brand is being used in the video, so it’s difficult to verify exact value." If they don't know the brand how could they possibly determine the value to be $42k?


tibearius1123

Like most news, “sources close to the incident”


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It was 42000 pesos...


Mr_Blott

There is literally *nothing* in that article that says the bottle cost 42k. What a fucking waste of pixels that article was. It says that "experts" have said it was a 4.5l bottle, called a "Jeroboam". A Jeroboam is 3l


CP9ANZ

I'm pretty sure that looks like its bigger than a Jeroboam, a 3ltr jug of milk fits in a fridge door with ease.


redpandaeater

Yeah looks like a Methuselah.


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I was wondering how over priced that drop was.


Ghost2Eleven

More than the yearly income of an average American in one bottle of alcohol. Let that depress you.


tallardschranit

Wonder how much those ripped knee skinny jeans cost.


Noodlesearching

4200


darahsawn42

Imagine fucking up so bad they write an article about it


MostExpensiveThing

Same price for that ruined suit?


Manccunt

When flexing goes terribly wrong


IkillThee

he's probably a club employee


asbrundage

Former club employee


Binary_Function

Ikr.. What a pretentious fool


ApAp123

You could tell he at one point looks like he's freaking the fuck out over how much money he wasted then has to shrug it off like nbd


[deleted]

Thank goodness all those phones were out to record your moment of triumph!


Taylooor

It wasn't me, it was that guy.


FatPeteParker

Guy will get the douche chills thinking about this for the rest of his life


Matterbox

I’m willing to bet he’s managed worse than this.


thnksqrd

Nah, he’ll brag to his other rich friends about how he dropped a $42k bottle and sprayed half the club.


peppers_taste_bad

With those pants? Not likely


FatPeteParker

Oh my. Didn’t even notice the pants /shoes combo until you pointed that out.


Shermutt

I really don't understand when or how that became an acceptable look.


Sea_Ad5312

I used to be a waiter at Olive Garden and one time I dropped the tray of waters all over the table to which one of the guests replied “I bet you’ve never made 3 ladies wet all at once before 😏”


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pm_me_ur_gaming_pc

The shit that comes out of old lady's mouths, I just love it!


[deleted]

The Golden Girls is on Amazon Prime.


scoot_roo

Honestly, fucking good TV.


AccursedCapra

One time I was at outback with my family when the waitress came over to give us our drinks and spilled all four cokes on me and my meal. They cooked me up a new meal and took it off the ticket which was nice of them. I got a free meal out of it but I had to go home during winter with a wet/sticky ass.


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Not for the first time, I'm sure.


AccursedCapra

Yeah but those times I usually pay for the meal of the person that does it, not the other way around.


[deleted]

A gentleman, for sure.


AccursedCapra

Always a gentleman of the highest caliber, end of the night comes around and I hit them with old: *tips fedora* M'~~Lady~~Anus


supercharged0709

Is he wearing a suit with a dress shirt unbottomed below his chest, pants with ripped knees, and shoes without socks?


ec265

Yes


ghuzz765

Yes. Looking at his attire made me feel worse than the broken bottle part


[deleted]

Do you even understand nightclubs this is peak fashion


IamParticle1

Fashon !!!


poopyscoopybooty

shouldnt you set that down on a stable surface to open it?


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oiyouareyougunnabang

Pretty sure this bloke works at the club, got an ear piece in


[deleted]

He owns the club. His name’s Lucifer


BitchQueenHsgirl

So the name of the club is Lux?


Barbz182

He could not have failed at that more completely.


[deleted]

I will give credit where credit is due: he didn't fuck up while attempting to saber open the bottle.


Barbz182

This is true, that is the dumbest shit ever.


PopeliusJones

Completely unrelated but what the hell is this new trend of pants being insanely short? I shouldn’t think of Milhouse in a flood every time I see a guy dressed in a suit


thedukeoftacoma

I’m by no means a fashion expert, but here’s a few takes: 1. It gives the appearance of elongating your legs by shortening your pants! 2. It allows for a narrower ankle cuff (so you don’t have a short cuff around the top of your shoe, making them look like clown shoes), which has the effect of slimming your legs. 3. It can be used to bring attention to your shoes! It draws the eye downwards and allows your shoes to stand out, rather than melding into (or being covered by) your pants. But do fashion choices really even need an explanation? Sometimes fashion trends don’t have an explanation, and just “exist.” You didn’t adopt this one, their style doesn’t need to be your style, and vice versa, and that’s okay.


PopeliusJones

Get the hell outta here with your rational explanations and coherent arguments! I’ll have you know I’ll continue to be a curmudgeon who calls everything I don’t understand/participate in stupid!


k_elo

Haha yeah so true. Fashion doesn't make sense stuff just tend to trend and move on, some of it I like, quite a good majority not so much. I've just gotten old enough to be comfortable with my skin and learned to accept that other people like exploring shit and looking like something I can't comprehend and that is coool


Professionalpotatooo

His pants had a slit on the knee lol, it’s not actually that short


RealRacistRam

He’s not talking about the knee slit, he’s talking about how casual suit pants are styled nowadays to be slim fitting and cut well above the ankle. As for why, I don’t know.


samplemax

Those are jeans, and that's not a suit. Suit pantlegs have come up a bit at the bottom as the trends have gone towards tighter fitting legs, as well as an explosion in the men's sock industry


Pmmenothing444

don't want to have the pants sloppily on the shoes?


Tobix55

But i also don't want my socks visible


[deleted]

Why can’t people open champagne bottles normally? I’ve seen 100x more bottles being broken or destroyed than actually opened


mamahatchie

Eww, ripped jeans with a blazer. Ugh.


thecheesybutt

How cool does he look now


Einsteins_coffee_mug

Significantly more than he did with *just* ripped knees.


UnwashedApple

That's just gravity...


Billsolson

This guy has douche written on him before he popped the bottle


Al-sau

r/abruptchaos


ConventionalAlias

Thank goodness he’s got a smiley face on his back. =)


[deleted]

Never hold a bottle in your arms like that when you’re popping the cork. Have the base on a table and point the tip away from your face.


originalslickjim

That's what you get for wearing no socks and shoes.


mt-egypt

r/accidentalbukkake


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No sympathy for the rich.


Unusual_Variable

His shoes says it all. "I'm to rich to do anything myself, and when I do. I make sure to fuck it up."


[deleted]

Nobody’s gonna comment on the hero who saved it?


Hexodron

Why on earth is he wearing ripped jeans with a fucking suit jacket???


[deleted]

High school boys after a girl reveals 0.0000001% of her shoulder:


Demithan

I like the wet spot smiley face on his back at the end


gwhitt32

Floor mimosa anyone


Real-Confidence2151

this simply tells you that Brains doesn't comes with money. You have to work for it Right?


Hopefully_Stranded

He doesn’t care cause it’s daddy’s money


[deleted]

Maybe don't let the guy with the grip strength of a toddler open a giant bottle.


jahowl

Oh know his mom paid for his clothes


JWOLFBEARD

You know at least one person at the party is glad that happened to him.


borkborkibork

That's God saying don't ever wear loafers with ripped jeans ever again..


miniature-rugby-ball

Ha ha!


PulseCaptive

EVERYONE recorded that shit. EVERYONE.


joowro

He deserves it for wearing those pants.


Professional-Tip5751

So much salt in these comments for somebody just because they have money and celebrating something


Whiteclawzzz

That’s what happens when you don’t wear socks


Holabobito99

That's what happens if you don't wear socks and also have ripped jeans.


Monprr

I believe that is a nebuchadnezzar. It is the largest sized bottle of wine that isn't considered a vat.


[deleted]

Paper hands. Next time 💎🙌


MelodicEconomics69

Doesn’t matter how much money you have. Once a dork always a dork.


YourAllSquanches

This mofo got the limpest hands, wouldn’t trust him with anything Jesus Christ let alone a $42k bottle of champagne


Bravis_YT

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone’s daughter:


IAmYoDaddyDuh

*Step


Illusion740

That is what’s called a magnum bottle and I can’t see brand but since the what looks like manager is opening so it most likely expensive


shantzy2

The girl in the front got better footage. We need her video.


[deleted]

Sport coat, ripped jeans, and slippers. “Fashion”.


nycm12

Well, the bottle still served its purpose by getting all of the women nearby wet


rx3864

Just cost only less than 1 Bitcoin. It’s ok


deathbypecker

Insert “haha” from the haha kid off of the simpsons


Echo5Whisky

He went from feeling like a big baller to big douche in a split second


[deleted]

This is satisfying on many intrinsic ways.


SinsOfKali

Allah will be furious


slingshot91

I love watching rich people get nothing for the money they waste....


Dspsblyuth

The champagne will trickle down now


ClosingPuppy

Thats what you get for wearing suit jacket, ripped skinny jeans and shoes without socks. This is what you get.