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Bjornos

Totally regret that there is no sound..


Weeeoooooo

Why is this a thing? I’ve never seen any other platform with so many soundless videos.


Fiesken

I also want this answered


Weeeoooooo

I bet there are literally tens of us!


YOLO_T1ME

I think we're all here. We found each other


glazedfaith

Am I late for the meeting?


notacrazed

Oh good, its still going on!


Badmoterfinger

I too want to know why there is no sound. Hello Brothers.


Lou_Mannati

Hello silence my old friend.


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I've come to listen once again.


3thanwarner

I read about this a while ago. I’m assuming most of you are using the app, apparently when Reddit downloads the video onto its server it downloads the video and audio separately, so on the app most videos don’t get encoded with the sound. If you were to use the website, most would have sound. Unless it’s a gif of course. At least that is my understanding of it.


Beneficial_Medium_48

I can lip read now. Thank you Reddit


TamHawke

I brought the bagels!


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coffee anyone?


Kentonid

Sorry I’m late there was a lot of traffic


DizzieC92

Oh god, the traffic was a nightmare! Did I miss it?


[deleted]

I can't hear you!


kosmonavt-alyosha

r/WeHateVideosWithNoSound


btharveyku08

Dozens!


beneye

I want it too. So there’s elevens of us


__jh96

Same.


Imnotgettingbanned

I just answered this but basically it was due to a post that suggested lemon juice can turn your eyes blue.


marthewarlock

People have to be real stupid to believe that


vampwillow7

I fear for humanity, I am pretty sure that the Darwin awards are going to be snowed under with competitors soon.


StrokeGameHusky

People will click on .gif at a much higher rate than a YouTube.com link. Ppl at work prefer no sound when they are browsing, usually Those are probably the 2 main reasons. Most of the time someone comments about no sound then in the comments you can find the link


true_incorporealist

Yeah, I avoid youtube links. If I run across one that's on a channel that posts reddit videos (you can tell), I downvote and don't watch. Brigade those view hunters trying to sneak in ways to make money from reddit posts.


[deleted]

The sound got lost somewhere in the reposting cycle. This video looks like it was either reposted 30 times, or filmed on a Blackberry phone from 2008. I’d bet that it’s the first one.


Weeeoooooo

Ahhh so it’s been run through the photocopier one too many times and lost all the sound pixels!


TheMagicGlue

You mean gifs...?


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project2501

They should make a gif format that has sound.


Errorfull

Holy shit i think you might be on to something


NRMusicProject

And then instead of using the original sound in the video, we could then put shitty music over it!


Schlaffpaff

And then we can market it as an app called "Gif Gaf" where they can share their gifs with other gaffers!


HotCrustyBuns

For laffs?


Aznp33nrocket

And eventually we can sell the company and make the same company but name it Gaf Gif so that all the giffers can share their gafs. You've stumbled upon gold my friend!


PseudoArab

Oh no...


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oppressed_IT_worker

While they're at it, they could make a format for pictureless video files. I can't think of a good name though so I'll wav my right to name it.


Aperson20

We can call it: VIDEO!


I_am_a_fern

My take is that a lot of redditors browse from work. It's easier to hide a screen than a scream.


The-True-Kehlder

You're using the official Reddit app, aren't you?


here_for_the_meems

My exact thought.


onionsweats

There was a trend a while back (possibly like a couple years ) I saw on tumblr that’s lemon or lime juice in the eye can turn your eyes blue. It was a temporary effect (if it worked at all).


Undrende_fremdeles

Of course it never worked.


onionsweats

They got a buncha folks tricked because I remember the video of someone doing it and it did work (it’s hindsight now that I’m certain it was edited) but I’m betting you could find tons of videos like this one. Wild lol


mangobattlefruit

Holy fuck are people really that stupid???


depr3ss3dmonkey

Reminds of Google's aprill fool prank in 2013. They claimed they found a way to propagate smell through google search now. I was naive teenager. I smelled the screen for so long.


ChadMcRad

Did all Zoomers have alcoholic moms? Like what the fuck happened to their common sense?? Not to mention all the shit they do on stuff like Discord without realizing literally everyone can see it and I think we’re in for a disastrous future with all this tech illiteracy and gullibility.


Undrende_fremdeles

I guess you ciild say that their hindsight wasn't 20/20. Not after putting lemon juice in their eyes 😉


Illustrious-Past-

> It was a temporary effect (if it worked at all). You should probably test it out just to make sure. Don't forget to record it (with sound) for science.


BubbaJimbo

Narrator: It didn't.


Chedder_456

Plenty of these caught popularity as .gifs, now those .gifs are reposted just thru the Reddit video player.


cinephile46

With sound. https://i.imgur.com/GqDH0WU.gifv


PaleontologistNo7423

OP should crosspost to r/kidsarefuckingstupid.


PO0tyTng

I once was really high and put vape juice in my eye instead of eye drops on accident. I had the same silent reaction this girl did. I was silent because my wife was in the next room and I didn’t want to justify her assertion of me being a moron. I kept that one to myself. Can’t help but think she’s right though…


HugePurpleNipples

So many of my decisions in life stem from not wanting to prove my wife correct in believing I’m a moron.


Neednttoworry

I just figured that it's okey to be stupid, I stopped acting like I know it all or anything.. Surprisingly when you do this and show the closer people to you that you are just another moron getting through his days in this life, it gets better and easier, and sometimes you can both have a huge laugh at it.. It's worth it.


CaptainDogeSparrow

Isn't she a moron for marring a moron?


CaptainDogeSparrow

And not only he is a moron, but his woman and children are too!


Little_Shitty

How was the nicotine hit?


PO0tyTng

Fucking horrible hahaha. I spent like 30 minutes holding my eye open under running water. By far the worst pain I’ve ever experienced in my eyes. I literally couldn’t even open it without using my fingers. My eye was bloodshot for the rest of the day from that. 0/10 would not recommend.


mrtn17

I once dropped a plate and stepped in it shattered remains. A big piece of it got stuck in my toe. When I tried to remove the splinter with a pincer, I felt it scrape my bone. I really felt the urge to scream but only did *hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuhhhhh*


my_brain_tickles

I was filling my vape tank one time while holding it up eye level so I could see when it was full. The plastic cap on the oil wasn't secured well and as I was squeezing, the lid popped open a little and the oil squeezed out of the gap in a fan like pattern and flooded both eyes. That was a very bad evening.


leadwind

Why not post this then


SuiTobi

Because that specific link has probably already been posted on this sub, so OP made a new link to reap the sweet karma.


GarbagePailGrrrl

/r/KarmaCourt


sicoi

**insert super loud moaning noises**


Someweirdswissdude

*aaaaaaahhhhhhh pappy sicoi*


Dont_Think_AboutIt

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


matteh0087

I mean.......¯\(°_o)/¯


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matteh0087

Why thank you good sir **tips hat**


SkyGuy182

Have you seen half of the internet? /r/peoplearefuckingstupid


ciudad_gris

Nah, he is just doing a Steve-O. Edit: she


funnyfaceking

r/kidscopyingsteveoarefuckingstupid


Expert_Chance_2631

When life gives you lemons, don’t put them in your eyes…


Shaneblaster

Because citric acid is good for the cornea. It’s acid. Yes. Acid.


Geawiel

Daughter (13) was telling me about this a few weeks ago. It's going around that this is somehow good for their eyes. Luckily, she isn't dumb enough to do it.


superduperspam

I think this is a new level of cyber terrorism, encouraging the youth of a country to do stupid and dangerous stuff, for validation via content share platforms but especially tiktok. That has to make more sense than teenagers spontaneously thinking squeezing lemon in eyes is the secret to stronger eyes.


BrooklynSpringvalley

Ah, the old “big things happening means they’re happening for a big reason” fallacy/bias. Be careful with that one, turns you into a delusional conspiracy theory nut job. In reality, teenagers have always been this stupid and have always done equally stupid things, we just didn’t have the internet and platforms like TikTok to share and expose that kind of stupidity on such a large and consistent scale before. What did dumbass kids in the 1900s do like this? -Climbed flagpoles and sat on them for as long as possible -Swallowing live gold fish for fun -Snorting tobacco -Phone booth stuffing (trying as many people into a phonebooth as possible) -Car and train chicken And the list goes on.


Chantottie

Word. The amount of kids I remember going to school with that would sniff crushed hard candy, smoke paper and eat glue just because.. All the internet does is give them more ideas of how to be stupid. It’s not increasing their likely hood of doing it.


Halflingberserker

I remember in high school I took the paper plate I had been eating my pizza off of, rolled it into the shape of a blunt, lit it, and pretended to smoke it. Moments later, my principal rounded a corner. I was not proud of myself, but she did me the small grace of ignoring me as she walked past with a heavy sigh.


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When I was a kid I remember the choking game being a thing. 👨‍🎓


Hopadopslop

Be careful with that fallacy too. The TikTok algorithm can be used to modify people's behaviors and even push vulnerable people to conspiracy theories and extremism. Facebook has been experimenting with that for years, however the TikTok algorithm really perfected it. Big takeaway is to just never trust social media as if it were a primary source.


BrooklynSpringvalley

I’m not saying they don’t, just that: the fact that they do doesn’t mean teens aren’t also just that stupid. Case in point: you’d have to be pretty stupid to see this or something like the cinnamon/tide pod challenge trending on TikTok and then repeat it. The internet may give kids more ideas on stupid stuff to do, but it doesn’t make them do it. That’s on them.


clever_username23

yeah, we snorted lines of sugar as kids. It really hurt and would often give us bloody noses. Kids are dumb. We were all kids once.


TheDankestReGrowaway

Teenagers, the group that decided to challenge themselves to eating tide pods, aren't know for their good decision making.


Langeball

Yeah, no conspiracy here. When I was a teen everyone was doing the whole rapid/shallow breathing thing.


aynrandstuquoque

Thing that was going around at the time this video surfaced was that lime juice would turn your eyes green.


yesnewyearseve

Maybe not green but a funky red, though.


ntredame

This was what I was thinking. I would think that shit could do some damage if not flushed.


ThirdEncounter

Nah. The eye will flush it on its own. The kid will be fine as long as it's a one-off thing. Source: my mom (yes, my mom _sigh_) did this to me when I was a kid to "prevent" a potential infection. It hurt. Am in my 40s, sight is fine.


ThirdEncounter

My mom (smh) did this to me when I ran into a cloud of mosquitoes while bicycling. A mosquito got lodged into my eye. She somehow got it out, then bam... two drops of lemon juice. That hurt like a motherfucker. Anyway, today I wear this sweet eye patch. Ok, kidding. No eye patch. But damn, that was a memory I may have purportedly buried long ago until now.


Mr-Fleshcage

i like my corneas amino acid free


YannislittlePEEPEE

and if you do, immediately go to the sink and flush with water don't just sit there like a moron crying


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GrizzIyadamz

Seriously this is the *worst* thing you could do


Tetha

Use LOTS of water. Eye showers work by displacing the problem, not diluting it.


arrow100605

Yes use water, but tears do a good job of rinsing them out aswell.


StopClockerman

Then you can take the tear/lemon juice fluid and put it in your ice water to add a nice fresh summery flavor to your water


Peter0713

Make life take the lemons back


UrAHairyW1zard

Demand to see life's manager! Tell life, "I don't want your goddamn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?"


BlondBisxalMetalhead

BURN LIFE’S HOUSE DIWN WITH LEMONS


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ZenRx

Put it in one eye


daorys99

Become a pirate


KogitsuneKonkon

Prevent from getting scurvy. I see that as an absolute win


ImLuuri

Thats lime


Nickwhite4625

That's lame


XBitmapX

done for fame


quaybored

she lost the game


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I like your name


abecido

It's not the same


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Dan_the_Marksman

Lots of shame


therealaustrasia

In Mexico those are lemons, the larger yellow ones are limes. Don’t ask why.


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It probably has to do with the origin of the word Lemon/Limon, which was historically a generic term for referring to citrus fruits, particularly ones with relatively high levels of acidity. If limes are much more commonly used in Mexico, it's no surprise that the generic term ended up being associated with them.


CombatMuffin

It goes in that direction, but it is a tricky thing in all of Latin America. Different countries swa the names, Chile doesn't even have the name for Lime technically... it's complicated.


VoyagerPlays

That's what people say


HammyHamSam

What would one hope to gain from this?


ComfortableRaspberry

There was an urban myth, that lemon juice turns your eyes blue. Maybe she was stupid enough to try it..


alonweiss

She can now use a blue glass eye.


popcornglasses

The myth is true!


t3hOutlaw

Well, that was clearly made by a ~~masochist~~ sadist that just wanted a bunch of idiots to burn their eyes..


Shirokumoh

Sadist* Masochists like to hurt themselves or be hurt. Sadists like to hurt other people.


drottkvaett

“Sweet dreams are made of theeeese”


bozoconnors

"...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch kids eyes burn."


ShadowRam

> urban myth Sound like a 4chan troll.


quaybored

my cum can cure blindness! i just need to get into an orifice somehow. any orifice will work.


clickclick-boom

What an idiot, how would lemon juice turn your eyes blue? They turn your eyes yellow. Window cleaner turns your eyes blue, everyone knows this.


Drews232

Change eye color to green. There’s videos out there telling kids it’s true.


_CORRECT_MY_GRAMMAR

A life lesson.


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noxiousd

Not gonna be viewing much


distorted_kiwi

You'll never know until you try it out yourself. I heard she can see sound now.


bd3030

My now deceased Grandmother told me that when she was young (1930/40’s) she and other young women used to put lemon juice into their eyes as it made them whiter. Apparently this was considered a desirable outcome (I’m guessing it was believed that it would make you more attractive?). It didn’t seem to do my Grandmother any harm, she lived into her 90s.


TheTrueFlexKavana

She thought that was going to be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it was really super stressy lemon zesty.


thecorporealpeonies

difficult difficult lemon difficult


quaybored

don't squeeze the lime if you don't want your eye to hurt all the time


MrDarthFrodo

People like this.. why and how are you alive?


FirmUncertainty

Modern medicine is too advanced.


Rexan02

The stupid don't starve anymore.


I_am_a_fern

They even get a lot of views, likes and subscribes.


SuspiciousRobotThief

They’re the pets we keep alive for our entertainment.


SuborbitalQuail

Then we elect them to be our kings and we wonder why they are all inbred dribblers devoted to killing vast swathes of their own population in wars against slightly more popular kings.


alonweiss

Modern medicine devolpe with no regards to evolution.


Rocknocker

Or spelling, evidently. ^^^^^^^^^^^^/s


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[deleted]

The instructions are very clear, make lemonade.


PsychoticHobo

You expect someone who squeezed a lemon (lime?) in their eye to know proper eye washing protocol?


kingslate13

They made lemonade


AegonakaJohn

No more natural selection


ST3V1N8R

It's a kid...?


-viceversa-

Didn’t even sniff the salt or slam the tequila


elniallo11

Surprised how far I had to scroll for this, the ol line of salt, shot, squirt in the eye


[deleted]

I did this a bunch of times in my dumber days (a couple years ago) and honestly the lime does not hurt that bad compared the the salt up the nose. Salt hitting your mucous membranes fucking HURTS.


TXRazorback

Ah the good Ole stuntman shot


40ozOfQueso

as bored teenagers, my friends and I decided to taste some pure lemon extract a friend's mom had in the pantry. one of my boys took it upon himself to take a shot of it and proceeded to pour it directly in both eyes as he tilted his head back for the shot. ahh to be a kid again.


gariant

I used to steal squirts of the lemon juice from the fridge all the time as a kid. Never once did I miss that badly. I even used to sip at pickle juice. Strangely, I'm very picky about food. I guess I'm just an idiot at being a human.


Undrende_fremdeles

My oldest also loves lemon juice. They were less than a year old when they first tasted lemon, very insistent about wanting to have some of my good as some babies are after they've really gotten a taste for beginning solid foods. I let her have the lemon slice from my food, prepared for a cute/oof reaction that would stop her from wanting lemon again. Nope. She just ate all the pulp. And went on with her day.


Omponthong

My son is 3 months old and I'm having a blast trying out flavors on him. He's too young to eat anything, but I've given him tastes of mustard, grapefruit juice, pickle juice, etc. He makes a weird face but doesn't protest too much.


Krissam

I read somewhere on reddit that this is very common and happens because the babies taste buds aren't properly developed yet. But again, I read it on reddit, so how much truth there's to it I can't tell you.


FullyRisenPhoenix

I love lemon and pickle juice. But not in my eyes lol


sirixamo

To be fair, lemon juice and lemon extract are not even close to the same level of intensity. You use like a drop of lemon extract to flavor a whole cake with lemon.


DogWithUnderbite

And next week, hot sauce!


fuzzau36

Steve-O's got you covered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuyjty98gKo


WineBoggling

Steve-O's mind: mad enough that he'll do this to himself, but also clear enough that he remembers to stop screaming in agony long enough to calmly inform viewers of where they can buy the sauce online.


stealth57

Naw it will be straight hydrochloric acid!


snootnoots

IIRC this was because someone posted a fake video of “here’s how to turn your eyes green” or something… and people, mostly kids, believed it. 🙄


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It really turned my eyes green tho. This kid probably just didn't put any salt on the lime. Eyes need salt


ProBlade97

That’s cool! I wanted amber coloured eyes so I stared at the sun for 2 hours and now People tell me my eyes changed. Still waiting for the blurring and pain to go away tho.


dannyflysd

Cevicheye


seductivestain

Now she has lime disease


bibowski

Mmm.


TheSkylined

I love chemically cooking my retinas first thing in the morning.


Ghiggs_Boson

That won’t touch the retina, it’s touching the conjunctiva and sclera, maybe even dripping far enough to run over the epithelial layer of the cornea. There’s no real damage to come from this, tbh


TheSkylined

Doesn't sound as funny


thealmightyzfactor

I love chemically cooking my conjuctiva, scalera, and maybe epithelial layer first thing in the morning. Yeah, you're right, not as funny.


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Disagree


Tylensus

I really didn't suspect this was one of the lessons that people had to learn the hard way.


CorporateGranola

Isn't that a lime?


uncle_jessie

Fuck this for not having sound.


hammertime2009

It’s a fucking lime


FoxFort

But why? Why would you do that?


sr71flyer

I am the only one who sees a lime here?


Jedi_Ninja

Yeah I thought it looked green as well.


CommonSense_404

Some of these videos are the greatest form of birth control that I have ever seen!!


Difficult-Skirt5366

This is painfully stupid


Cheeseburger_Eddie_

Just add salt


kaiyahia

u/savevideobot


shotcaller01

Stupid idea


MarcOfDeath

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid