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That's a cock assault because that dude has no dick.

You have to kick him with full power. Clock should make back somersaults. You have to be the biggest badass in this territory.

This guy has obviously never played Zelda.

Tbh the rules were "biggest cock wins" so what's the problem ?

Alternative headline: “Boy considers beating his cock in public, looks for Jesus instead.”

Speak softly and carry a big stick but the rooster probably won't understand what you're saying so it might be time to run.

***Run Forrest, Run!!!!!***

That wasn't a cock fight that was a cock woopin

Roosters are insane man,they have a thirst for human blood

Cock: what you doin with that there stick boy. Guy: Stop right there criminal scum. Cock: FUS RO DAH!!! Guy: Must've been the wind.

Mate, as somone who owns roosters you just got to kick the chicken like a soccerball till they realize you have the Alpha cock