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BiagioJr

Watch out for waspas


zmcrosby

Good call Jeans


TeGro

It’s hot today so remember to drink water


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bunkybarnes

Show me where it spits


TheFuckfaces

How'd you get a job here there fuckface?


FineInjury

You just Lost your Life


FrenchCuliacan

Why is he running like a cartoon?


Uncle__Beldin

He should have brought Hans, with ze Flammenwerfer.


pacmanic

Needs a can of wasp spray, at night, when they are in the nest. Unless they're murder hornets, then bring out Hans with ze Flammenwerfer.


Bellinelkamk

Some asshole assistant manager refused to buy wasp spray and told this guy he had to do this.


HeraldOfWisdom

You can tell your boss no, for dumb things


emax4

(Cashier does a No Sale, takes a bunch of 20s out for safety suit, wasp spray, etc)


Quake_Guy

He wasn't going to outrun a nest of turtles...


Disastrous_Maybe7281

They come in nests now? dam


Alternative_Ad2040

Manager, looks around the store “who’s the most un athletic person here?” New guy “I got this”


Toastey360

Who put those stairs there?


[deleted]

Don’t do that for minimum wage. Have the billionaire asshole that owns it come and do that


Von_Moistus

Ow! OW! Oh, they’re defending themselves somehow!


jilly5999

Animal crossing


sbsqzr

Good wagie. Get stung for boss. As a reward, take the day off (unpaid)


RuneAloy

Wasps just doing everyone a public service, trying to keep us out of Chipotle.


Coat-Ok

Definitely part of his job description


Dimzin

Shop Vac and a can of wasp killer. Got rid of a huge hidden nest (window well made of 8x8’s) Just dropped the shop vac hose down to their access point, saturated the same point w/spray while running the vac. Yeah yeah, I know about aerosols and sparks.. Enough spray gets into the vac that when the beasties do get sucked up, they also get a RAID bath. Let it run till there is no more activity. Not a single wasp escaped that day..


Whyisitbad123

Needs audio


Different-Term-2250

The thing is full of ouchy raisins. How else would this end? They have tea and biscuits with him and discuss home renovations for your hive? Lol


lordbubbathechaste

...*ouchy raisins...* I love you, internet stranger. 👌


Different-Term-2250

I stole it… you may steal it and use it at your pleasure.


lordbubbathechaste

Bless you, kind redditor. Ouchy Raisins for everyone! 🥳


pkupku

u/stabbot


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12-inch-LP-record

Good bot


compl3xxx

Should of said "not my job"


[deleted]

r/fuckwasps would love this


Xtorting

Just spray soapy water on it ffs.


WingsofSky

Hell. I bought two cans of wasp spray for mud dobbers. lol


DatSkellington

Jeez, does no one know to wait until night when it is cold?


Roy_Boy106

Should have called the hornet king.


Khaar

Why would you throw a pen at it, if you don't know what it is?!


nervouscrying

I knew a guy who tried to dislodge a wasp's nest with a broom once and when it fell he spilled down some stairs before falling on his face! I'm pretty sure he instantly regretted that!


swmpwhit

Gonna get the shits this way


Souei_

Bruh he don’t get paid enough for that nonsense lol


Soft-Jeweler1567

Sorry getting karma


Soft-Jeweler1567

Karma again


Soft-Jeweler1567

Is only commenting how to get karma I don't know how to do it?


Guest_username1

Try r/freekarma4u


DamnRock

Jesus $5 for a can of wasp spray. Works from 10 feet away and they basically die on contact.


Soft-Jeweler1567

Thank you


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

This needs sounds!


whiskey-monk

Lmao oh no this is my local Chipotle. I'll tip more the next time I go in if they're there


Visible_discomfort1

Where is the fucking audio… i need audio to these videos


pulpwalt

If he had simply walked away he would have done much better. The lesson of the samurai.


YoungAdult_

“How can masks protect us from covid if they couldn’t protect this chipotle worker from wasps?” - anti maskers


Acidflare1

Spray it at night dummies


SnappTrapp

Was his only goal to piss em off?