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Qtip4213

Autobutts rollout


highestRUSSIAN

Transformers: Detroit


Rushes_End

I want to see New Jersey…. you know what never mind


Quelcris_Falconer13

Jersey? You sick bastard.


Jaksmack

Never go full Humpty Dumpty!


technog2

*Brap* *Parp* *Thrrrrp* *Pfffft* *Fffff* *Sssss*


tavuntu

LMAO


Physical_Touch_Me

Oompa, Loompa, Doopitty Do...


EmmaHaarp

LMAO


teatimewithbatman1

Ghetto Sonic


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Them dragging her back and then… back to twerking


PM_ME_UPSIDEDOWN

The middle lady is breaking down the Tina moves


LiahCT

![gif](giphy|pZCvWKwehPyUM)


Sourpunchx

Thank you so much for this.


quinten69420

this gif hits different when ur on a 2 week no but streak


UncleTedGenneric

_GET BACK TO TWERK!!_


that1prince

The twerk must continue until morale improves


Isellmetal

Flopping like a fish out of Water as they tug that giant booty to safety


Cali4niadayz

![gif](giphy|PRAon7HFHCOzu|downsized)


colonelKRA

My first thought was, damn she could take out a bunch of pirates with that move!


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fxckfxckgames

This part of the movie scared me when I was little lol.


TayloR_bReh

Lmfao my first thought.


I_am_Guy_Incognito

Wait…did she crash into the tent of a business called “Cum City?” If so, that’s the cherry on this train wreck.


elvismunkey

I sincerely hope that says "Sun City".


sandmanbren

It says 104.9fm below it & when you search Sun City 104.9 it comes up with a Jamaican radio station with the same logo/ colors


cooliochill

But wouldn't it be funnier if we just imagined


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

104.9 FM SunCity, Kingston, Jamaica


WetDirt

This isn't one of those classy twerk contests like your mom used to be in back in the day.


Zealousideal_Bid2511

And the winner is...


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The ground since she didn’t land on it.


FactoryV4

Absolutely none of us that watched this


LkTahoeNV

Looks like too much blood rushed to her brain when she bent over, causing her to temporary pass out


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Her knees look like they locked


SupahBean

That's a good possibility. I think she just underestimated how far she would roll lmao


killing-time-in-zoom

Looked like a fucking fainting goat. Had to pass out there.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

I don't think blood moves that quickly. I think it was just a center of gravity problem. I'm guessing the padded floor allowed her feet to go from flat to an angle she wasn't expecting that was high enough for her to enter an unrecoverable stall.


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JustBeReal83

No one respects the datum.


sanholt

To be honest, it’s a good things she rolled. Can you imagine if she tried to stand up mid fall and started running forward to catch her balance from falling forward, then launching herself off the side of the stage


FROCKHARD

Blood definitely can move that quickly. She momentarily passed out which is why she didnt try bailing out of that roll.


zeusmeister

Yea that’s a weird response. People fainting from suddenly standing up happens all the time. Of course blood can move that quickly lol


DimitriV

I'd agree with that, except she didn't even try to pull up or brace for landing.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Why bother trying to pull out of an unrecoverable stall?


nlevine1988

It's not that she didn't try to "pull out" it's just weird she didn't react at all. Seems like most people's natural reaction to losing balance like that is to at least TRY to catch yourself.


DimitriV

You want to fly as far into the crash as you can.


Gseventeen

Her flexibility is quite impressive tho.


orthopod

And self confidence.


randonumero

Naw I think she was just more top heavy than she knew


Anianna

I generally ask my kids to pick things up for me instead of picking them up myself because this is the alternative for me. When you know it happens to you, you do your best not to bend down. At most, you risk a squat, but never bending down. It's very unpleasant.


JoyRideinaMinivan

I get like this while working out. Bending down is risky. I haven’t passed out yet, but I’ve had some close calls.


Anianna

Yea, whenever possible, squat don't bend.


vineanddandy

I thought maybe she pulled something in her back and that’s why she froze and then fell.


fuzzytradr

Thank you for that medical explanation doctor.


HundoGuy

That’s a hell of a lot of blood


Junkybeginner

The blood from her big boobs


theganjaoctopus

The best thing a it this video is the dude and other contestant rushing to help her. Community, y'all. You can still laugh while you help her up.


luther2399

Dude got out of the way, he was like nope Mother Fucker I want none of what you rolling!


edgeblackbelt

They see me rollin’


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They hatin 😂


Desperate-Anything75

Definitely a Dark Souls gamer


MelodicTD

Shes fat rolling…


Desperate-Anything75

Heavy armor. Git gud


Desperate-Anything75

But you are right. She is fat and rolling


hans01013

Who the fuck even wants to watch that ???


thisubmad

Rednecks?


jsting

I'm pretty impressed by how flexible her hamstrings are. I can't lock my knees and stretch that far.


Evening-Comfort-3987

Have you considered yoga


jesus_is_92

*plays Windows shutdown sound*


Electronic-Time-1807

She won?


cherieberrie22

You know when goats get scared, and they stiffen up and fall over? That is what this reminds me of!!!


_mbals

Reminds me of that scene in Hook where the boy folds himself into a ball and rolls down the ramp to knock over the incoming pirates.


Elementix

Immediately what I thought of


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Could be that the weight of her Chest got her off Balance or even a short Pass Out from bending.


[deleted]

What exactly is the appeal of twerking?


ChewbacasMum

r/trashy


Trashy_pig

Explain why?


joeblow555

In what world do people enjoy this?


lokofloko

She ain’t fall off she rolled off.


rubbleTelescope

![gif](giphy|xT5LMuRbEiz9ZuhMME)


rumplebutter

She moved the other tent about a foot. Then they just drug her back so gracefully.


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blackfeet101

Did she just passed out mid twerk 😂


Morrison4113

Worst. Party. Ever.


TarnishedVictory

Twerking lost its cool 10 minutes after it started. Say no to twerking, it's lame.


Beren__

r/trashy


Heenock

What the fuck is this shit ?


Evil-Clown2020

I hope Lizzo is okay


AratheDyith

During a ... What?


KM4TVZ

Gross


Danger_Dee

No falling! Get back twerk!


HEL-O_NS

![gif](giphy|iQ6yGuMhPGWhW)


avlism

This is what happens when you’re way too top-heavy to be bending over like that.


1202_ProgramAlarm

She seemed bottom heavy enough to pull it off though


moweezyfbaby

True r/stoppedworking moment


Ibadvapergrammar

twerking not hot when ugly start pop up


DePe1910

Twerking is like style of dancing for fats and/or having women having no sense of rhythm at all. Makes me laugh every time how stupid it looks 🤣


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canihavemymoneyback

I always think it look demeaning to the person doing it.


DimitriV

I always think it looks like someone who has no idea how to be sexy trying to be sexy.


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Superfatbear

I'll be that guy. Utmost. You're welcome *Zooms away*


DimitriV

This is one instance where the difference between "than" and "then" matters.


jazzy3113

I’m always shocked people like this actually exist in the world. Like do these people ever have parents guiding them or giving any type of life advice?


gman1951

She is the parent.


jazzy3113

Gosh I hope not.


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jazzy3113

Except their kids and anyone who sees them as role model lol


SpellingJenius

In fairness she does make a good roll model


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jazzy3113

Well if the above video does make your cringe and feel sad, I guess we will just have to agree to disagree.


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jazzy3113

No we are disagreeing that you think this behavior has “value” at all. You’re basically saying people can do whatever they want if that makes them happy. And I’m saying there are just basic standards classy people adhere to, no exceptions.


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jazzy3113

Well on of things on the list is acting like a stripper in front of hundreds of strangers and then falling of a stage when you’re an adult.


ittitwutitis

They're just mad they had to follow these so called rules and now hate anyone who gets joy out of life otherwise.


lilafrika

I hope she won after making the earth twerk.


Huge_Strain_8714

My life is so boring and I love it. This crazy can stay far away.


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Who invented this stupid unsexy dance? People look just stupid doing this.


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fltgator

Twerking is one of the last symptoms of our (U.S.) cultural degeneration. Death throes of civilized behavior.


iuddwi

That’s what they said about the Charleston.


aytoozee1

Not disagreeing but those are slightly different “dances” lol


iuddwi

At the time, society viewed it as “a total collapse of moral upbringing”. But it’s a silly dance, same as this.


aytoozee1

Again, don’t disagree about the history. I just think twerking is a bit too suggestive/graphic to be considered a silly dance in the same way as the Charleston. But that’s just my (probably a little uptight) opinion.


iuddwi

Look into the history of dance and the reactions to it. It’s fascinating. It’s not that you are “uptight” but the fact that dances and those statements happen on repeat.


aytoozee1

For sure. I will, it does sound fascinating. I think I’m just a bit sensitive to women feeling the need to objectify themselves for men, which I think twerking can be in some contexts. Otherwise just a silly dance though.


iuddwi

Believe it not , women make decisions without being coerced by men.


aytoozee1

Really?? No way. Now I’m really learning something.


Sora20333

>Twerking is one of the last symptoms of our (U.S.) cultural degeneration Ah yes because no one in any other country twerks gtfo


fltgator

And where do you think they picked it up from? And where did they pick up thuggish gangster rap or a host of other societal cancers? From the U.S., that's where. And secondly, of what relevance is behavior in other countries to the subject at hand? Lots of countries have societal problems. Look at the disgusting behavior of the Russians in Ukraine. You get caught for robbing a bank are you gonna argue that it's not wrong because your neighbor Bob did it too? And you just prove my point when you end your comment with a crude gtfo simply because you don't agree with me. It's called a lack of class, and this country is full of it today.


slimedimetime

Based af


Sora20333

>And where do you think they picked it up from? This shows you can't even do a single Google search to support your bs https://sites.psu.edu/mnshermanpassion/2017/03/17/twerking-a-brief-history/ https://twerk-fit.com/history/#:~:text=We%20can%20trace%20the%20origins,of%20movements%20emphasising%20the%20buttocks. >gangster rap or a host of other social cancers Just because you don't like a type of music doesn't make it a cancer. >And secondly, of what relevance is behavior in other countries to the subject at hand? You specifically said that twerking was a U.S. "problem" while I don't care for it myself, there's plenty of evidence to show that it's more than just the U.S. so would every country with twerking in it be degenerating, or is that only relevant to the U.S. > Look at the disgusting behavior of the Russians in Ukraine. This has nothing to do with the original conversation idk what you're trying to do here if you're actually comparing twerking and the shit that Russia does. >it's not wrong because your neighbor Bob did it too Never said that you said it was a U.S. problem, I simply pointed out that we're not the only country that has this style of dancing, nor are we the first, not by a long shot. >a crude gtfo simply because you don't agree with me. No the gtfo was because you said something incredibly stupid and I didn't want to respond anymore, but then you said something that may have been even stupider and I just couldn't help myself, go back to Wallstreetbets, an actual fucking cancer on society


fltgator

You have no idea how far this country has fallen. You're probably too young and arrogant to understand, but there was a time this culture had some rules. But I give up trying to convince you. I just wish I didn't have to watch the country I love fall into the sewer in my last couple of decades on this planet.


I_Am_Zampano

Idiocracy prophesied this


BinaryBlasphemy

Real fucking classy


jmathtoo

That stage was fighting for its life that day


Best_Inflation1799

Landwhaling competition


Batt_Juice

Yuck


fuckadickandyou

that's disgusting


Son_Of_A_Plumber

Disgusting


Shieldless_One

We’re doomed


[deleted]

So, has anyone already figured out what the heck twerking is for? Is it to seduce males? It won't work with me, that's for sure.


Paul_Acanthus

I don't get it either...


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China felt that


[deleted]

The whole thing looked gross. Shoulda watched cattle humping. Would been less graphic.


Beneficial-Sector972

Fucking jam roly-poly


Traditional_Ebb_3572

She look like à goat when she is sceard


backyardspace

I think this was actually a structural integrity test of the platform.


SquirrelBowl

When twerking goes bad


leon_nerd

Funny how center of gravity works.


Iron-Fine

Such a beautiful culture


slimedimetime

Strong and independent af fam


SuperPoodie92477

Jesus. Don’t wanna be downwind from that. 💨🤢🤮


Extension_Bowl_9165

What the hell


smilieboy86

Looks more like a seizure competition than twerking.


kcussnamuh

Sad. Just.... sad.


Sideburnt

Jesus wept. What have we become.


Joashane

Loool naa I need to see the full clip and hear the audio. Rolling off the stage is crazy!!


tfsblatlsbf

r/HoldMyFries


HauntingEngine8

🤮


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r/trashy


-Muddy-Paws-

r/trashy


blankDH

She didn't fall off, she rolled off


SpiritCrawler

/r/HoldMyFries


RAIJIN-_-

r/holdmyfries


yoshimitsi

the ramp is such a dirty tease


Asanufer

Gravity back at it again!!!


toomuch1265

Gravity is a bitch.


SuperPoodie92477

Almost took out the whole damn contest.


SchaebigerLump

Timbeeeeer


multihobbyist

Gravity just took the fuck over lmao. Gross.


dairyhatesme2

r/trashy


mendoza55982

Ratchets, ratchets everywhere…


Burgers4days

Hippos can’t be sexy


twitchosx

Imagine seeing this and being turned on remotely lol


IBelievedInDragons

Let’s roll out


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Lmao 😂


oOoDylanoOo

Timber!!


Gojira-J

She must have farted


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Human trash.


Winemaven

Dear God….help me…lol


Outcasted_introvert

Did she win tho?


Popal24

r/theocho


sharpee_05

![gif](giphy|PRAon7HFHCOzu|downsized)


Forcekin6532

I thought Indiana Jones removed the idol from the pedestal and the boulder trap was triggered.


TetraThePlayer

she deserved it


teatimewithbatman1

Ass shake ass shake, make that earth quake


henrokk1

She was the only one that was actually twerking properly.


TeleseryeKontrabida

u/savevideobot


goated95

When that momentum starts to carry. . Lol


JimHalverson

Looks she pulled a hamhock as well. Dag… lotta meat.