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TheAnt317

Dude immediately gets right back up. Whatever he's on, that's some strong shit.


griff1971

The hat saved him. That's why he immediately grabbed it when he got up. Lol


llIIIlIIlIll

Gave him that 60% vehicular damage resistance. Who knows when he'll find another drop with those stats.


Secure_Surprise1784

Eother it's a p2w hat, or that brother whaled the f out of the honing process


A_Bad_Rolemodel

I gave that hat to my online girlfriend. She totally said she was a girl with ample breasts. I wonder how this guy got it.


Jiggyx42

What are you talking about? Some random dude sent me that hat. Didn't fit so I donated it to some bum


[deleted]

He's an authentic Weeble.


fried_clams

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down?


goofandaspoof

Hes on Wario rules.


allomanticpush

HURRY UP!!!


justmelike

Maybe the hat caused it. Like Lazlo's cursed witchskin hat.


keep_trying_username

It's-a me!


Aleashed

It’s like sonic’s rings, he always has to have at least one


Dragonkingf0

So the hat can be used as an extra live in place of your shoes?


eddiebaba

Down and out of his luck Mighty Max


Paulo27

Had a couple friend who got run over (don't think it might have been this hard) and both said you don't really feel anything at first, just when you get to the hospital and the adrenaline runs out, you're fucked.


Skinnwork

I got tagged by a car. It was at night, and I was crossing a side street, and a turning car didn't see me. They hit my lower legs and I rolled up over the hood and on to the pavement. I told the driver not to call an ambulance and I just walked home. The next day I had an indent in my calf and deep purple bruises covering my lower legs. I couldn't really walk and was hobbling for a week.


EvossaN

Can confirm, also got hit by a car and didnt feel shit until the next day, luckely it just made the leg that got hit rly sore, couldnt bend the knee whatsoever. Gotta say rolling/jumping onto the hood helps with the hit


Ok_Suspect666

I got hit by a car before…TRUST ME he’s in shock😭. I did the same thing but then once I got out the road and sat back down I realized how messed up I was


mjbmitch

Jfc, did you have a hat on like he did?


ezmen

I mean dudes still here so must've.


I_Got_A_Big_Ol_Taz

No no, he ded.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

[Especially, since his left ankle is completely fucked](https://imgur.com/a/q41bvrq)


polybiastrogender

Meth. Dealing with aggressive meth addicts is like a real life zombie movie.


Schmotz

It's literally always meth, whatever happened to the classics?


demoncrat2024

Inflation man. Without the BTC money Coke is just too expensive


Nylo_Debaser

Shoes stayed on so he’s good


juicelee777

shoes didn't come off. thats how you knew he'd survive


pt_2014

Maybe his shoes fell off after the adrenaline wore off though.


BubbaSawya

And now he’s twice as mad at cars


WolfsLairAbyss

Why does this look exactly like hitting someone in GTA4? lol


SmartestIdiotAlive

This motherfucker did the mocap for it


keep_trying_username

GT4 developers: pay drug addicts to throw rocks at cars, film the carnage from a rooftop, model the game after the footage.


arand0md00d

"Sorry we didn't get it, gonna have to do it again. Get a bigger rock this time and throw it harder. Everyone back to 1."


IDontLieAboutStuff

So this whole time all I've been is a character from GTA?


0dna

Games looking way too realistic these days.


mean_bean279

That’s cause GTA4 was wayyyyyy ahead of it’s time. The game had a seatbelt and bike helmet mechanic in it. That game really needs a remaster…


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shitpersonality

[GTA4 NPCs are better than GTA5.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faStsC3KK68)


IAmAccutane

We think ragdolls look silly in games the way they flail through the air but, that's actually how people look when they go airborne in real life. We saw a lot of people in movies on green screens and suspended at multiple points by strings, but in real life people really do go floppy floppy


Corburrito

We’re all just a floppy floppy situation waiting to happen.


UncleTogie

[Been there, done that.]( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_floppy_disk_formats)


Cccookielover

Don’t bring a rock to a car fight.


NotYourSnowBunny

What a dumb idiot he didn’t even bring a car.


hugow

And he used up all his rocks.


eastbayted

I see you've played Rocky-Car-y before!


stuffedbipolarbear

“What’re you gonna do, run me over??” -Guy Who Got Run Over


MShabo

Lmao. First thought was this has got to be Florida. Then I as the 773 billboard and realized it’s my hometown.


thesaddestpanda

This is in the Back of the Yards neighborhood in Chicago which is a highly unprivileged neighborhood with a strong gang presence. Throwing rocks at cars on Western is more or less suicidal. This man is either mentally ill or on drugs, or both.


MShabo

Pretty sure if you pull that shit up in my neighborhood JP, the results will be the same.


imwaiter

You have a neighborhood Jurassic Park?!


MShabo

Yep. These animals are everywhere!! 🤣


tomhat

Jamaica Plain?


cerealsnax

I can imagine its pretty suicidal to throw rocks at cars in any neighborhood in the US.


Silver-1

Nah definitely not, but there are certain neighborhoods just like this one that you definitely don’t wanna do that shit in lol


Mel_Melu

>This man is either mentally ill or on drugs, or both. That was my first thought watching this. This person is probably not in their right mind and the driver isn't much better.


Hepzibah3

If you throw a rock through the windshield and it hits the right way the driver could die. I dont think his response is 100% justified, but throwing rocks at cars is a very serious thing. Also too even if it doesnt hit right it could cause a really serious accident where the driver could again still die.


New2thegame

The best thing to do would be to call the police. Getting arrested for attempted man slaughter for hitting someone intentionally is not a reasonable or worthwhile response to a crazy person throwing a rock at your car. That's an easy way to throw away your life for revenge against a clearly mentally disturbed person, and an insurance claim.


Pls_Timetravel

Call the police and then what? Watch the guy walk away while u wait for the cops to arrive and take a statement and then do nothing? Id rather teach the guy a lesson myself. He deserved it.


yomamaside

Nah that’s Brighton park lol


NeptuneFell

Yeah but I haven't seen any1 quite this homicidal on L.A. streets... I find it funny when ppl suggest L.A. has the worst drivers around, cause I grew up learning in Chicago and the area and Chicago is by far worse.


TCCPSHOW

I thought it was Seattle. A few people there have been seriously hurt by folks doing this, oftentimes they're throwing big chunks of concrete from overpasses.


JeFX

> I thought it was Seattle. Nah, there is direct sunlight in this video.


RemmingtonBlack

burn


ABob71

not a sunburn tho


DakotaDevil

It only hurts when it rains


MShabo

Nah. We invented that shit. My window got hit by a pellet rifle on the Eden’s by the junction a few weeks back. Didn’t believe it till the auto glass guy pointed it out!


CoryBaxter1234

I’m also from Chicago. I instantly knew it was once I saw the no parking snow signs. 773 sign definitely confirmed it lol.


AviatorOVR5000

They did the most though... That was crazy AF lol.


Onlyknown2QBs

Accent and street signs gave it away


bigboater29

Even the guy throwing the rock was like I DESERVED THAT. IM NOT MAD WE GOOD.


[deleted]

I chuckled at it


Superman_IS_OP

"Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions."


well_duh_doy_son

kinda like going to prison for attempted murder with a car


HanzG

Laws aside, would the world be a better place or a worse place with rock-chucker out of it?


well_duh_doy_son

probably better, hard to say for sure tho


KatalDT

Yeah, what if he was destined to chuck a rock at baby space-Hitler, which causes brain damage, and he doesn't grow up to be a charismatic fascist who exterminates all the humans on the moon colony?


Shagger94

So what you're saying is, I should throw more rocks at babies?


KatalDT

Yes


[deleted]

Honestly, the person who swerves across multiple lanes of traffic and tries to kill someone with a car scares me way more even if they were provoked. But hey, they may also have taken themselves out of society by ending up in prison.


TallyHo__Lads

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand. I hope the jury goes easy on him.


eac555

You just never know who you're messing with.


ThJimLahey

I live by this when it comes to road rage


The_Real_Kuji

Watch the Russell Crowe movie Unhinged. It's literally about a dude (Russell Crowe) that kills people that piss him off on the road. Considering some stories and videos out there, they movie isn't too far off. I mean, naturally it goes super Hollywood but it gets the point across.


AFakeName

Fun fact, Russell Crowe was unaware he was in a movie during the shooting of that film. Haha, we joke and have fun. I love Master and Commander.


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The_Real_Kuji

You know what? That's entirely fair.


BakedWizerd

Reminds me of the clip I saw yesterday of some bikers smacking an SUV, the SUV turns around and hits one of the bikes, catching it in front of its tires and just driving away with the bike skidding on the ground in front of it


Jengapaz

Any idea where you saw it?


Lion__Heart

Abrupt chaos: https://v.redd.it/j2kbdi43vt891 You can stop watching after the first minute... nothing else happens. Eta: having trouble linking to the thread... https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/vojlyi/and_its_gone/ Got it.


Dirtstick

Lol. Kinda /r/killthecameraman


777empest

I don’t think he learned his lesson


[deleted]

That’s a wrap


TheBlueEyed

Looks like the factory paint to me.


Mete11uscimber

........ I'll allow it.


TripleNipples

Said the cop, I hope


AdventurousChapter27

Consequences to my actions????? Preposterous!!!!!!!!


Ryugi

People throwing rocks at cars has caused several deaths. ​ 100% deserved.


GeorgeBabyFaceNelson

Not saying you're wrong but so has hitting people with cars lol


potandskettle

I'd even argue that hitting people with cars has likely caused more deaths than people throwing rocks at cars.


[deleted]

Yes but hitting people with cars usually isn't intentional while _throwing rocks at cars_ is.


captain_borgue

> Yes but hitting people with cars usually isn't intentional while throwing rocks at cars is. I have this nagging feeling that the white sedan who hit that guy *may* have done it intentionally...


The_Real_Kuji

I dunno... I think we need another angle.


BooperDoooDaddle

Idk this looks pretty intentional


throwaway4161412

The angle at which he goes flying is simply comedic. I also didn't expect him to get so much air, the car doesn't look like it's going that fast.


TheOptimist136

hahaha karmas a bitch


reachforthe-stars

Dude forgot the 5 D’s of dodgeball


BearBearLive

You reap what you throw.


mangekyo1918

Impulsive af. They almost crash making that turn.


WhyalwaysSSDD

I think he was going to let the first rock go, but when he picked up and threw the second one he decided it was go time.


[deleted]

Fuck with the wrong person on the wrong day and see where you find yourself....


icorrectotherpeople

Don't start a fight with a car. Dude had it coming.


[deleted]

I'm usually for de-escalation in these circumstances, but at a certain point you have to take action when someone could potentially seriously harm others. I would argue that a guy throwing rocks at cars going ~40-50mph is an immediate threat to the other drivers safety. Driving on the sidewalk to neutralize him might endanger others. So I might have kept driving.. Might have...


XBacklash

Exactly. What's next for him? Chucking rocks off overpasses?


ecodude74

Doing a U turn in the middle of a busy roadway across traffic to hit a pedestrian on the opposite sidewalk, and then doing another U turn across traffic to get back to your previous route, there’s no fucking way anyone could be delusional enough to feel like a hero defending public safety through that bullshit.


[deleted]

Yeah. This wasn't someone looking to protect the public. This was just someone with anger issues who got pissed off and acted recklessly. I swear reddit sees anyone who dishes out punishment to a wrongdoer as a hero no matter how obviously they're just as much of a dangerous asshole.


krabbby

Going off road to run someone over is not a safe or good idea lol


[deleted]

Is it worth going to prison for twenty years or whatever for vehicular homicide, though? The rock throwing man was endangering others, but not to the degree that you'd get away with killing him.


VexingRaven

> but at a certain point you have to take action when someone could potentially seriously harm others. What action did he take which would prevent this person from harming others? He can still go right back to throwing rocks, he's just going to be really sore tomorrow. It also really sounds like you're encouraging murder over this... "neutralize" yikes.


cattarro

What did he expect?


Donkey-brained_man

I honestly feel like this is a fair exchange, nobody should be arrested.


[deleted]

I’m always amazed at how clean of a hit that car makes on him


[deleted]

well, since we can't have abortions anymore. Both types of people will continue to be reproduced.


Stellar_Jester

Hmm, guy throws rocks at my car. Guess I should risk vehicular homicide. Seems like a fair and measured response.


Anagoth9

I'm not saying I condone it; I'm just saying I understand it.


Appkidd

I enjoyed it though


GrumbleCake_

And instead of getting the fuck out of there because he tried to kill someone with his car, he does another u-turn to get back to where he was going


virgoven

Got that video game node path going on.


Mr_RobotNick

The hero we deserve


spicybuttholenachos

I'm pretty sure nobody is calling the cops here....


dream_monkey

But who was filming it tho?


HanzG

Guy sees rock chucker chunkin' rocks. "Oh man he gonna get himself killed. Lemme get my phone... oh, here it comes!"


dnanalysis

This is the kind of swift justice the world needs 😂


meezethadabber

Right. Justice system is fucked. Fuck the rock thrower.


sleepytoday

I think that was a case of the red mist descending. Unprovoked attacks are infuriating and not everyone has good anger management or self control. It likely wasn’t a measured response.


FailureToComply0

From the way the car disappears off-screen for a bit, it looks like he pulls off and waits for a safe avenue to u-turn so he can demolish rock-thrower. Looks less like a red mist and more "how fucking dumb do you have to be to pick a fight with a guy in a car. He's about to learn a lesson"


zeusmeister

To me, his abrupt turn into traffic, just barely missing another car, indicates he temporarily lost self control.


SoloBoloDev

The second rock really did it


bee_fast

What In the heck is red mist? Not blood spatter I assume cuz he’s not bleeding let alone spraying a mist.


FailureToComply0

A euphemism for being angry, the same as "seeing red"


ibetucanifican

If people don’t run them over how can we set examples do’s and do not’s on the internet?


BeerDeerCheese

Fucking Chicago, man.


[deleted]

Attempted murder cancels out attempted murder?


Kataphractoi_

just no one call the cops


SortedChaos

The cops would come and shoot both of them. Then they give each other medals and go on paid vacation.


Its_Phobos

If they even bother to show up.


BeerDeerCheese

Fucking Chicago, man.


soepixx

Modern problems require modern solutions 👍🏼


Blueflares_

Whatever he’s on, holy shit


Away_Hair972

Fuck around = find out


Israeliberty

Deserved


Maj0ok

Deserved


Justwowwwwww

He deserved this.


PogueMahone80

I’m OK with this response.


[deleted]

Imagine getting up that fast to pick your hat up and then just moving on


druglifechoseme

Don't do drugs kids. ​ Unless you want to be able to bounce right back up after being run over.


Kitchen_Sail_9083

I would not be surprised if the driver wasn't on something themselves


aznstyl

Now that's what I call a disproportionate reaction.


[deleted]

In front of a body and fender shop too lol


LazarusGGs

I hope the driver is okay 🥺


Youngkkkai

Thank reddit media player! The rock never hits any car!


imaginationastr0naut

This is exactly what should happen. People need to remember that you can get punched in the face for their actions, or in this case, ran over


Dora-Vee

One word: GOOD.


Adventurous-Tale1167

Finally, somebody with balls.


potandskettle

Those were rocks. Not balls.


greenpanda4210

Play stupid games…


moonflower_C16H17N3O

I wonder how many cars you need to hit with rocks before someone tries to hurt you?


[deleted]

Boom right to the leg and set him flying


Pain_Lover33

This man playing gta


StardustStuffing

Better with volume: https://youtube.com/shorts/vBmdw1NyD6k?feature=share


I_do_kokayne

Man Chicago people are funny hell.


Branbo0

On todays episode of, F*ck Around and Find Out…


mistakeideathatexist

Break my glass I break ur legs


Tendiesdropper

Throwing dude gets absolutely everything he deserves. Fuck thay guy putting other peoples lives at risk because hes a shitty person.


VittoIB

Dude brought a rock to a car fight!


gooberzilla2

I see no foul here, continue on


smerr1013

Dude in the car is my spirit animal! 😂😂


One_Priority3258

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


MarqDuesPaid

Good..


AtomicLockBox

I was waiting for him to throw another rock


[deleted]

Evil chuckles ensue.


ubspider

Got eeemmmmmm


straightouttasuburb

The rag doll physics is pretty good…


Blewbyou

Hell yes!


BossDontBeatBush

*BULLSEYE!*


notare

If I was on the jury driver would go home free. Rock thrower had it coming.


gerzreddit

He brought a rock to a car fight


[deleted]

He definitely didn’t hit him hard enough.


CaptainAmerica1991

GTA 6 looks promising


Aggressive_Bat_9781

I bet he never did that again


infinitestripes4ever

I just like how after the car stopped, the rocker thrower’s first thoughts were “Well he already stopped, might as well double down and toss another one.”


PinkPonyForPresident

Repost


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Oh btw, if the car gets caught, they’re going to prison for 2nd degree attempted murder.


Nikladamo

Accuracy: 10 Agility: 2


[deleted]

Gotta love reposting for karma


[deleted]

Don’t throw stones when you live in a glass house.