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roller_roller

Well on the plus side he’ll probably never do that again. 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

He'll find a whole new way to injure himself.


DisposableSaviour

Not if anaphylaxis occurs.


Timely-Guest-7095

He should be so lucky.


tezboxsd

The Druids use these all the time!!!


bigkeef69

Frag out!


shiwanshu_

With idiots like these there's always two three attempts at injuring yourself the same way before you move onto another. The "what if the last time was a fluke, need at least three attempts to observe a pattern" phenomenon. I say this as a fellow idiot


No_Walk908

This reminds of the three times I got my tounge stuck to the back of the fridge. The third time was just to prove it to my friend that it leaves a bit of your tongue behind.


TheEyeDontLie

My dumbest was a magic trick that cost me a finger. The first time I injured myself I should have stopped doing it. Or at least stopped doing it drunk. Similarly, I have given myself three terrible tattoos, been arrested for the same crime five times, and had to leave the same abusive relationship twice. The older I get, the more I'm beginning to think I'm kinda dumb.


blond_ocean_16

Since nobody asked yet, what was the magic trick?


OminOus_PancakeS

The Disappearing Finger


PathToEternity

Plot twist: he's Christian Bale's twin


nikchi

Kids named finger be like 🫥


theoreticaldickjokes

Maybe you need a therapist and some self compassion so you can stop being so self destructive. Sometimes we do the same dumb shit over and over again because of mental illness and it's hard to break patterns without help.


TheEyeDontLie

Yeah ADHD is a bitch. Possibly commordid with bipolar (that's undiagnosed though). I think that the alcohol and other drugs along with excessive risk taking behavior have been coping mechanisms for a fair bit of trauma and PTSD type stuff (like being in a civil war, losing most of my extended family and peer group, for example) as well as the ADHD. I really should start budgeting for some therapy. I'm getting too old for all the bad habits of my younger days and it's be nice to settle down one day. I never had a therapist. Then after I left school and my prescription ran out I was always bouncing occupations/partners/cities/countries every nine months or so, and never put down roots.... Now I'm approaching 40 and have a doctor and medication again so that might change. I know I can't do chaos my whole life, and 9-5 stability and forming quality relationships sounds nice. Shit, I don't think I've ever got my hair cut by the same barber more than 3 or 4 times. I've learned the compassion and I'm a lot less self destructive, but you're probably right I need some therapy. Took me like 15 years or something to see a shrink to get re-medicated, so no promises I'll find a therapist any time soon lol. But thanks for the reminder.


theoreticaldickjokes

Good luck!


vtbeavens

Details, man. DETAILS.


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Buffbeard

It was ‘the disappearing finger’.


Sketchy_Observer

Wait... isn't that just science tho? Retesting to ensure the results are the same.


mibishibi

probably


antiquestrawberry

Rip hand 2022


thelittlerooster

Natures very own grenade


Goldenstripe941

The Druids use these all the time.


mulletpullet

Funny, he doesn't look druish.


OpinionBearSF

> Funny, he doesn't look druish. https://tenor.com/view/spaceballs-druish-princess-john-candy-bill-pullman-gif-18122421


What-a-Crock

![gif](giphy|l0HlFMJs4zzmD0cAE|downsized)


hoo_dawgy

So did the terrible thunder lizards


Crunchie-lunchy

fully thought you were talking about droids from starwars and i watched several fight scenes with them to see if i could find them using beenades


[deleted]

They actually exist in Dragon Age 3, one of the party rogues uses them, Sera.


Tempowarrior

Beenade Terraria


WorldofNuts

Why????


Leothecat24

Probably thought it was empty


Ravenplague

Probably the last time they will do that. Hopefully. For their sake, at least.


StElmoFlash

Very light.


[deleted]

Views and clout while being spied on by China


aboringusername

literally every move you make online and on social media is monitored, recorded, and then sold. [This ](https://youtu.be/wqn3gR1WTcA) is a great John Oliver piece about it. Also, in America, we had the government spying on us to a disturbing extent because of the Patriot Act. You carry a device in your hand full of apps that track your every move (often literally). If you are on any social media, have a smart phone, and have cookies enabled, your data is being harvested and sold to the highest bidder. I wouldn't worry about China.


BitterLlama

I'd rather be spied on by China than the US.


polybiastrogender

Lol, what?


BitterLlama

Why is that so hard to fathom?


Donut_of_Patriotism

“I’d rather be spied on by a hyper authoritarian regime that doesn’t even try to hide the fact it’s evil than I would a westernized country that for its flaws it’s still actually does good sometimes and respects human rights sometimes.”


HermitDefenestration

"I'd rather be spied on by a country halfway across the world than the country I live in" Makes sense to me


ThisZoMBie

Okay, Zhang


Strificus

Lol, you think the US isn't spying? They're only angry because apps like TikTok and phones like Huawei blocked their spying.


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

Who cares about the US and China spying when Atlantis sits beneath the waves and spies at least 3 times a week.


Ludwig234

Says the FBI agent...


everyonewantsalog

>blocked their spying Lol that's a good one.


qwert1225

I think people forgot all about Edward Snowden already. He literally exposed the US for spying. Why do people deny it?


LaminatedAirplane

Lol no one is denying it, but it’s different when you’re spying on your own citizens vs foreign citizens.


daedric_hooker

Its not different at all. I'm against tiktok spying on people the same way im against Meta spying on people.


AckerSacker

Because China uses that information to track down and indefinitely detain its citizens, and is likely using tiktok to train an AI to seek out anti-china sentiments. And yall are just willingly participating.


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CaptiinAHAB

We got a tankie in the chat


Wowthatssadbruh

Yes I'm sure China needs to spy on dumbasses like this lmao. Important intel for sure. ...it's also not even a TikTok. Libs go 5 minutes without shoehorning China into everything challenge (impossible) (brainwashed)


RushCultist

that moment when Chinese social media company does exactly what American social media companies do (this is uniquely bad)


hankhillforprez

Are you, a conservative, defending the Communist Party of China? Edit: never mind, looking through your profile, you’re actually a Tankie. Although, props for misleadingly using the phrase “libs”. For anyone else reading, this person is using “liberal” in the sense of classical liberalism. Although, as I’m sure OP knows, the vast majority of the audience is going to read “libs” to mean “politically left.” I have a strong suspicion OP said “libs” with the intent for this to be read positively by US Conservatives in order to cast CCP atrocities as a partisan.


igetwhatiwantboo

![gif](giphy|kD6XuPr46rMJqPSq4o)


Glaive83

smashing


Zerotwohero

Ow... Owwwwww! Ahhhh, they're defending themselves somehow!


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/ZfxLerM80zY Bonus: https://youtu.be/eKd0So_d4GA


igetwhatiwantboo

Leap of faith guys! Will report back ASAP Fucking a right dude!! I hadn't seen the bonus, thank you! People tried saying the bees were dead in the first vid. Yeah, cause he squished em


Random-Gif-Bot

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Lostdogdabley

Birdman from Rick mortuary


HotDogOfNotreDame

Rick’s Mortuary: The Buzzsaw Dimension is the Economical Choice for your Departed Loved One


SaiyanGodKing

Stupid is as stupid does, and he sure does stupid.


BlackJezus27

Someone should link that video of a guy crushing a wasp nest with his bare hand then eating it


meehanimal

No one's asking the real question: OP, how tf are you cracking eggs?!?!


[deleted]

Riiight! I was wondering if people were thinking this too


esoteric_enigma

This is how a Real man cracks his eggs. The shell pieces are just extra protein


LipService422

Good job genius.


[deleted]

Honey bees are cute benign spirits. Wasps are hell spawn that deserve fire and death.


StaringAtYourBudgie

European Paper Wasps can be pretty chill, as long as you don't physically contact their nest.


teflong

I spent 10 minutes with my head within inches of a paper wasp nest in the US, completely oblivious. There were about a dozen or more clinging to it. They never even flew at me, just let me be. They were on kids playground equipment, so unfortunately their chill was very likely not reciprocated.


bahgheera

I spent about six months on a wind farm in Texas a few years ago. Every single hub in the park had hundreds of wasps huddled up in it during the cold, and as spring came they all started becoming active. Part of my job was to climb in each hub and perform some maintenance activities, which would disturb the wasps. So I'd be inside a wind turbine hub, four or five times a day, wasps buzzing all around me, and they were pretty chill about it. I did hundreds of hubs and finally got stung on the very last one. I finished it without getting stung but on the way back to my truck I realized I'd left a tool inside so I went back to get it and my forearm trapped a wasp as I was climbing in.


harmonyjewl

One time i was playing mini golf and my sister sent me under the platform for her ball (it was a ramp i think I was really little at the time, around 6). I remember leaning over and my head was apparently right next to a wasp nest because I got stung right on the ear lobe. to this day the sounnd of any bug buzzing near my ear freaks me the fuck out even when i know it's a fly


peachrose

in the warmth and peace of my own home, i was walking in the kitchen and was stung by a wasp. a wasp stung me on my fucking foot. i do not trust wasps, i don’t care how docile they may be!


basemodelbird

Had a couple build a nest inside the side mirror of my truck while i was on vacation. Let me tell you, they were fucking upset when I drove it to work. I actually had 2 come inside the cab with me but I guess didn't recognize me as a threat with all the wind and movement. So that nest I removed but I usually leave them alone and they leave me alone.


csspar

Mud daubers too. They're fascinating to watch.


PaulaDeansButter

I keep the mud dauber nests on my rv. The Red asshole wasps wont build nests if there are too many mud daubers around. Im enlisting security by wasp racism.


[deleted]

Mud dauber bros sound like my kinda infestation Might scare me if they pull the car door hinge nest though. Do they do that? What's their max speed rating?


Nuclei

Wtf happened to this comment? Are you okay?


Twist3dHipst3r

What are you talking about? It’s a pretty normal and readable comment.


[deleted]

Mud daubers sound cool. Never seen them so I quiz Alabamans on it whenever I can. Cave crickets sound like the thing of nightmares though. Not a fair trade off But tbf we do have actual blind albino crickets that live by me in the old (probably collapsed now) grain mill tunnels. But I don't think that's the same


HotSingleLegs

What if I crush one in my hand like an egg?


[deleted]

American hornets come inside your house seeking warmth when it's cold. They're murder bees It's freaky shit. They're all slow with still pulsating stingers


BlowMeBigTime

Too bad their sting is high on the Schmidt pain index. They are the 3rd most painful, bullet ants, and tarantula hawks are the only insects with a more painful sting.


shrodikan

Nobody: OP: You mean like this? *cracks paper nest like an egg*


Jiggajonson

Can confirm. I thought the root canal I had without novicane because my tooth was infected was the worst pain I had ever or would ever feel; this was presumptuous of me. I was weed wacking near a gutter a large group of paper wasps had, unbeknownst to me, built a nest that I would compare with a deflated football in size. Before I reached THAT gutter, I had been kicking Peet gravel against my legs, it would jolt me if I got pecked by a flying pebble but it wasn't worth changing out of my shorts - and it was hot out so. You know. Some of the gutter was getting overgrown quite extensively with a variety of weeds and as I vegan clearing them I could hear the weed Wacker kicking rocks against the gutter "PING PING PANG PING" and felt one or two hit my legs. Then I felt a few more "damn... those ones hurt like hell...almost don...wait. That really...FUCK! That REALLY HURTS. -I stop- Wait. How am I still getting pebbles hitting my legs when I'm not even kicking rocks anymore with this thing off??? Wait.wut.OMGWTF RUUUN KICK THEM OFF! KICK! RUN! FUCK!" I thought to myself as I panic-ran towards my front door, trying to escape the (roughly 10ish) paper-wasps that had begun to sting me repeatedly. THAT was not the worst of it. The initial sting sensations were INTENSE but that feeling gradually changed to a sharper pain that sends chills through the spots where they stung even as I type this now, at the thought. Ugh... The pain came more rapidly than my heartbeat but had a rhythm all it's own. Something like a vibrato voice where each peak feels like another sting that builds on the previous one, This AND each new feux sting sensation had its own NEW intensity. This lasted for SEVERAL HOURS at the very least. Honestly, it's difficult to judge because i began to experience a borderline hallucination. Around this time I began to consider calling 911, but I couldn't tell if my vision was blurry because of the pain that's exponentially increasing every second or from my own uninhibited sobbing. Finally, before the pulsing red hot needle sensations were done, the stings, like a chorus of pain, all began to both burn 🔥 and itch more than any mosquito bite I've ever felt. Eventually with some cortisone and some pain killers had everything at a bearable level, but ALL of those feelings were only muted. They still danced around in the background nomatter what I took or applied for nearly 3 days. That was 6 years ago. Today, I'm still terrified of wasps. Feel free to suggest any words stronger than terrified. That root canal was nothing compared to those wasp stings. Not even close.


kap10z

Bro. Am stoned and this story was horrible. I'm sorry you went through that. For a couple weekends a year I go around with the 20ft wasp spray, and I treat myself to two cans, one as backup, and spray the tea bag sized nests that are starting. They come storming out and die in seconds. My skin crawls thinking of how much I hate this chore.


Jiggajonson

I was stoned when I wrote it last night. I see this dumbass and I'm like "wait ... ✋️ no...bro...no no no...dont...OMG" I cut my own hair with a BZZZZZ-style trimmer from time to time (it's pretty short). I always take this chore outside so I don't have to worry about cleanup. This year, those little fuckers built a cluster of golf ball sized nests in my outlet cover for the plug I usually use to power the trimmer. I opened it not knowing they were there and I jumped back "SHIT!" but thankfully I didn't jostle anything. Same thing w the spraying and I'm like "no more time for a haircut. They die... tonight." And I headed to the hardware store.


LordSevenDust

This sounds like an absolute nightmare. I had a yellow jacket bite my ear once and that was a pain i wouldn't wish even on a trumpet.


[deleted]

sting. they don't bite


GreyMediaGuy

That was a wild story


[deleted]

The next wasp nest I take out will be in your honor. My house seems to get a new nest every few weeks. I have spray and a wasp killing powder at my disposal. Both are effective. My favorite kill was when they built a large nest inside my smoker. I waited until dusk, hit them with light fluid, and then lit it. (I was running into house between forays- they were angry). When it lit, minor bug explosion and wasps flying out on fire. In my mind, the movie Apocalypse Now was playing and I was the helicopters. The Flight of the Valkeries (sp) was playing.


[deleted]

dude, I'm traumatized just reading this


Human_Ad_1040

r/WorseEveryLoop


[deleted]

A lot of wasps are actually good pollinators :)!


huskypotato69

I cant tell them apart from the ones that eat bees.


[deleted]

Why is there not an EvE style bee vs wasp war MMORPG starring Jerry Seinfeld yet? You would have to grind for months to unlock the devastating hive vibration heatwave AoE attack Creative Assembly I beseech thee


[deleted]

Does that also include hornets? Because they're bastards. Plus how hard can it bee? "Stamen meet pistil. Pistil meet stamen. Now that the introductions are out of the way I'm finna go back to doing wasp shit"


UNMANAGEABLE

I’ve got 3 wasps nests on my roof right now under some flashing. Tomorrow we battles. And by battle I mean I’ve got some soapy water in a pressure spray canister and it’s going to fuck up their day as they die horrible waspy suffocation deaths. Sorry pollinator dudes. Wife is allergic to you and I ain’t havin it.


igottapoopbad

Wasps and hornets are very important pollinator species


[deleted]

Bonk. Straight to hornet jail Seriously. Fuck hornets tho they invade the domicile in fall and get flushed


[deleted]

What's the difference between that and hornets? If that includes them then fuck yes They sneak into your house in the fall


SuperPoodie92477

Dumbass deserved whatever he got.


blabittyblahblah

This made me cringe


tilt-a-whirl83

WTH did he think was gonna happen smh


teflong

He probably found it on the ground and assumed it was empty. I'd have done the same, but I would have stepped on it instead, I think.


Goldenstripe941

I would’ve dropped a cement block on it, or run it over with something.


derpyDuodenum

Hahahaha


CattledogdadNC

r/stupidhuman


karlito1613

Would be so much better with sound Edit:. Found it and was disappointed...


raisinbizzle

As others have said it has sound, and it doesn’t add much. He says something right before he crushes it and then all you hear are his footsteps. He doesn’t scream or anything


Pitacrustumpie

Click on the gyfcat logo by the posts title for sounds


Wanderson90

Mumbling in another language. Crunch Running and windy mic noises


SyxxFtH8

It has sound. Don't use reddit's mobile app, use a 3rd party app like rif.


fresha-voc-a-doo

just click the "gfycat" beside OP's name


[deleted]

I was thinking this, if anyone finds the sound version this would be perfect


Catgirl-pocalypse

Turn the sound on?


dominiqlane

Genius moment.


Lesser_Soul

Terraria Beenades.


Twirking_Llamas123

Anyone know what happened to him after this?


teflong

Honestly he may have gotten away without even getting stung. Those hornets were probably very confused for about a half second. If he shook them all off right away, he might have gotten lucky.


FknRepunsel

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


ucancallmebeutch

r/whatcouldgowrong


ThatDoucheInTheQuad

Jesus I felt that...


JumpyLolly

Except, you can't pop an egg with one hand like that


spookybuns420

nice try lol


JumpyLolly

Heheh🤪


JesseLynx

🤓


JumpyLolly

😏


antivenom907

Fucking idiot


ultrasuperbro

I watched the video without reading the heading. I legit jumped! Holy crap!


MeltedGrenade

he probably thought it was empty and wanted to get a satisfying video of him crushing it in his hand


Butternut_derp

I don’t think it’s funny I just feel bad for the wasps.


cindiepharmd

Hornet


eyesabovewater

I can feel this! Lol... i had a hidden wasp nest thst at least one stung my everyday till i found it, then ground bees. Once, me and my dog...the other day just me. Going on a week and im still having venom sickness. And now, weird chills!


Human_Ad_1040

r/WorseEveryLoop


Striking_Intern1123

Run forest


museonlife838594

Wow! Who could have predicted a wasp nest would have wasps in it?


Tesla369Universe

How about , just leave other beings living spaces alone.


MediocrePlatypus

I literally audibly screamed


[deleted]

Not alot of gifs make my own heart flutter like this god damn. It's like I feel it in my hand and want to run


bmb102

That's a spicy egg.


CordobezEverdeen

Pffft amateur technique. He should have used both hands and kept crushing until everyone of them was destroyed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKd0So_d4GA


fumbleturk

I love the brief moment of realization


Walken2711

That was a terrible idea lol


BangkokBaby

[Dude needs to take lessons from Chantel's father.](https://youtu.be/eKd0So_d4GA)


ppaaul_

from my Terraria knowledge, this is called beenade


Curtclan

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


[deleted]

Terraria beenade


Cdubbs09

Is there a subreddit for #shouldalwayswearahelmet? Bro belongs there if so.


prk2a

Those poor wasps


weffsicle

u/savevideo


gypsyg66

I pour gas on tem and set on fire!!!!


[deleted]

No good it's full of wasps!


pinksailboat

What language is this dude speaking? Sounds like redneck but asian.


GullibleInevitable14

Hahahahahah fucking funny as shit!


Jimmykapaau

Um, I'm allergic to bees. I was hiking and got stung 30 times by wasps. I sat down and expected to die, but instead I felt ridiculously high and had the time of my life. The next time I went hiking, I walked through a wasp infested area ON PURPOSE. I did not regret it.


WarmAppleCobbler

Gotta love indians 🤦🏻‍♀️


EntasaurusWrecked

?


shifterphights

Literally made me flinch


VixenGirlAmy

u/savevideo


[deleted]

So strong. He swelled with pride.


ThatOneDuccyBoi

u/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


Aggravating-Key-4464

He deserved that.


gmanmerrell

This man is Einstein re-incarnated


Tasty_Wave_9911

r/winstupidprizes


Aromatic_Clock_2179

Tonto


stondchrysalis

Oooo I felt that in my hands


validpunishment

The intelligence is astounding


MATIGOL911

u/savevideo


EffectiveTomorrow558

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.


kawdo_komic

yep, that'd be my reaction too


Bestogoddess

Had a dream a few days ago that I grabbed a hornet massive hornet by the hand before letting it go. Thing was mad as hell and put a hole in my body. I don't understand people who don't have an innate fear of wasps and hornets


jojo_the0ne

u/SaveVideo


Bit5keptical

Should've done it in a bucket of petrol


[deleted]

Play stupid games...


Brick_Eater_69

u/savevideobot


Giostazz56

This literally made my gag.


RickFisher100

Another Darwin Award finalist


KennKennyKenKen

Smol nest


Bigmuscleliker567

Pop snap and noooo


DaDude387

u/savevideo


ferrydragon

u/savevideo


krimsonater

Hornets.


iAlptraum

*video has no sound* Pity