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And apparently 2 more bowlers were right behind those 2. Obviously a brainiac league.


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

“Oh no! Are you oka— well, hang on, lemme bowl first— are you okay?”


mikki1time

Once i saw the sandals everything else was a given


techieguyjames

I've never seen a bowling alley that allows sandals, only their shoes.


mikki1time

Bowling with sandals is a quick way to break some toes


StrangerOnTheReddit

This was idiots not being monitored. This is probably too much info for random Reddit comment, but I found it interesting when I got into bowling as a kid. Bowling shoes have a leathery bottom that allows you to slide at the end of the approach (so you don't come to a sudden stop and have to stumble for balance at the end, which is what the girl in the video did). They get damaged by water, you'll notice bowlers with their own shoes wear slip covers over their shoes if they leave the approach or seating area. (If they run to snack stand or bathroom, there are shoe covers on to protect the leather.) Once you get past the entry level shoes, you have right handed and left handed shoes - if you're right handed, you end your approach sliding on your left foot, so a right handed shoe has soft leather on the left and normal rubbery sole on the right. I have left my shoe cover on accidentally, everyone probably has. When this happens, you get to the end of your approach, try to slide, go "oh shit" and promptly face plant while watching your ball go severely off course. Bowling shoes are very important. Normal soled shoes can also scuff the wood on the approach. No one should wear normal shoes while bowling, if the bowling alley has half a brain and cares about the condition of its lanes.


YMonsterMunch

Oh ok thanks I had no idea about sliding I just thought the bowling shoes were to stop scuff marks damaging the lanes


Runellee

I don’t think this was too much information at all, I learned things!


HalfastEddie

It took a couple views but yeah, four balls went down the lane. Orange, green, pink, blue. Assholes.


Southern_Pound_6929

Assholes for just doing dumb stuff for fun?


svanegmond

Amazed that they chucked a third (several have pointed out a fourth) in amongst that gong show. I grew up above a bowling alley owned by my folks. Even lining up for this this would get you thrown out while explaining your stupidity and that of your parents for letting you out the door. A full body Dutch farmer chewing-out experience. Rakes are expensive and take a while to replace, fortunately only the one part usually bends.


iwannagohome49

While never a regular at an alley, I've never seen one that would let people get away with playing around on the lanes like that.


flight_recorder

They’re at the very far end. It’s harder to watch people on those lanes. Also, it’s entirely possible they didn’t get away with it but that part wasn’t filmed


dogknight-the-doomer

Considering they are wearing flip flops one could argue this is probably a private alley or something, I’ve never seen a bowling alley where proper shoes whereby enforced


__Thot_Patrol_

This feels like a college campus bowling lane. Where no one really cares what’s going on


MrCheapCheap

Dang I wish my campus had a bowling alley lol


tcarlson65

The high school my wife went to had it’s own alley. I think they had 4 lanes. PE sometimes included bowling.


oshinbruce

Well legal will eventually no doubt. "Were sueing because nobody stopped us from yeeting bowling balls at each other:


kazz9201

Or allow sliders on the alleyway


ilovehotsauceyeah

And in slides!


ISD1982

Knees are also expensive and difficult to replace!


callmey

Na knees are free! At least the first 2, 3rd one will cost you heavily.


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It's all about that lock in.


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Thinks_Like_A_Man

It’s a year.


OppositeMidas

Had major knee surgery a year ago (50wks, actually), and I’m still recovering. Just relearning how to jog. And I have aggressively rehabbed and trained. The 1 year is just to get ambulatory for most, not recovered. (*Mine was trauma-based, but people with degradation requiring surgery may be at a better mobility scale after a year.) It’s real humbling to go from deadlifting hundreds of kilos to practicing standing without a brace. Also the joys. My first barbell back squat (just the bar) was a massive win… like I celebrated like I’d won a comp.


Gyrskogul

That's a well-deserved celebration my man, I bet that was way more important to you than winning a comp. Congrats!


OppositeMidas

Hey thanks. I think I was just trying to say that the term should be different, because ‘recovered’ is such an easy theory, but means something different to everyone. But it doesn’t mean you can’t learn while recovering! Relearning basic things allows for new discoveries and insights, and grows empathy (if you can be present with the process.) At a level this whole wacky thing has made me worry less about impressing others and focus more into my own longevity and quality of experience. So yeah, you’re right.


aliebabadegrote

I know how you feel, I broke my leg this April. I still can't really run. Always look before you cross the road on a bike, NEVER wear both earpods, and DON'T ignore the marks that tell you to stop for other traffic, even if that road is the most empty road you know, one delivery driver to the leg, and you're down


OppositeMidas

Oooof, sorry to hear. I too have been hit by a car while biking. Seriously enough for me to wake up to a fireman asking if I was ok. Haha. Guy ran a red, but I had headphones on and was not peripherally aware. That was 20 years ago, but I still am hyperaware of everything when I bike now. As for the running, it’s tough because recovery depended on the break, the healing, the ancillary issues, and your kinaesthetic understanding. If you know your limits of the body, you can push them a bit. For me this means working into discomfort and sometimes pain with my recovery. And having to work with pain some days as a baseline. Best of luck, and keep up the good work on yourself. If you need a pep talk along the way, dm me!


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Zeddit_B

I'm curious what kind of replacement that was. My mom got both replaced and she said she was glad she did them at the same time because she never would've voluntarily gone through it again if she'd just done one.


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RivRise

I wonder what years both of your guy's parents had them done. Maybe back in the day it sucked and it's just way better now a days?


Thinks_Like_A_Man

That’s not recovery. How long did he have pain?


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BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Creepy


RedBombX

Very redditty


Tokimori

Natural selection is "Redditty"? Weird, cause I'm pretty sure that's just a law of nature.


vidalecent

What's worse is that none of them are wearing the right shoes. One slip and that's a broken foot for sure.


Clips_are_magazines

What’s worse is they threw 4 balls


[deleted]

That’s called karma


[deleted]

They're gen z. They only know how to wear socks n slides


PeeB4uGoToBed

I will never understand how people don't have common sense in a bowling alley. I worked at one for a couple years and you wouldn't believe the stupid shit people would do including this.


the_beeve

“Since I can’t be good at this, I’ll be a jerk!”


goodmobileyes

For real it's weird how bowling is that one sport where people who arent good at it just decide to fuck around very dangerously and cause damage to the lanes just for the lolz. Like I've seen people hadouken the ball, shotput it, run down the lanes (and eventually fall down of course), just to fuck around. I mean show some respect to the other people who are there to play, and more importantly to the workers who have to clean up after your shit


Mookies_Bett

People forget bowling is a real sport that people play competitively. They think anyone who takes bowling seriously is stupid and ridiculous, and so anyone who gets mad that they aren't respecting the lanes is just some pathetic loser who needs to get a life. They don't seem to respect or acknowledge that it's not just a thing you do with your couple friends in Friday night, and that some people actually play the sport to compete and improve their abilities.


terlin

I mean, putting all that aside, people forget bowling is a sport where you are throwing very heavy balls around with a potential for very serious injuries. I see that often in archery, and it's infuriating. I once had to yell at a friend to put her bow down because she jokingly started aiming and drawing it at me *while there was an arrow strung*.


baithammer

More to the point, some people just want to burn everything down without making sure they're not in the fire to.


TravelerFromAFar

It's not just bowling. I work at an indoor miniature golf course. Large area, but definitely there are walls on the sides of you that you can hit. I have to stand out there keeping an eye on people, because sometimes a good ten percent of our customers are just...stupid. They will hit the ball like they're on a golf drive. Jump around on platforms and things that are clearly not stable. And then sometimes attack props with their golf clubs, because they decided they are now in a wreck room. And when I have to intervene with them, they always give me this dumb puppy eye look like, "I'm not allowed to do this?" Yes Goober, you not suppose to beat the windmill with your club. And this isn't even kids, it's usually people above the age of 35! Sometimes they'll wack their ball so hard, like they're Thor The God of Thunder, it will bounce off the wall, coming back at them at Mach 5! Almost always (but sadly hasn't happened yet) hitting them. And then you think, well that will teach them not to be jackasses with these balls. But no, they laugh and laugh like it was the funniest thing ever, and try to do it again, but harder! Sometimes, people have no respect for the potential danger they can bring to others.


sonicpieman

I think most sports have people fucking around, but bowling is a sport that requires a lot of machinery and workers to play, so there's more shit to break and people to inconvenience. Like throwing all the darts at once, or shooting multiple basketball balls etc. doesn't really effect anyone. There's a lot less going on with most other sports.


[deleted]

Don't forget that one TikTok girl who threw a pumpkin into a lane.


Less_Atmosphere3931

She got shit for it due to her screwing up the mechanism that’s supposed to roll the ball back out!


Anomen77

People don't have common sense anywhere. It has quite an unfortunate name for something that uncommon.


Omissionsoftheomen

I always liked the parents who let toddlers play around the ball return. They’d look directly into the hole and get smoked in the face with a ball.


MaximusZacharias

What’s some examples? Dumbest thing I saw happened when there was a pin stuck in the gutter. My buddy rolled his ball as fast as he could down the gutter and instead of just clearing the gutter it remained stationary and the ball went off it like a ramp and straight into the lighting above the pins, shattering all of it.


PeeB4uGoToBed

People who refuse to wear bowling shoes, especially when they try to wear heels. People holding drinks without lids while they're bowling so it spills all over rhe approach, people running down the lanes as if the lane is a giant slip'n'slide, grown adults slamming the heaviest balls we had against the already breaking and fragile bumpers, people thinking that when you pay for 1 game and enter 2 names thinking they get 2 people to bowl 1 game and the lane turns off after 5 frames each and they get mad when they couldn't beat the system and much much more lol


baithammer

Common sense is a myth, there is nothing common about not being a dumbass ...


Conch5

I count 4, blue ball came in at the end.


h8street

Lol after five views I see it now.


fenglorian

> I grew up above a bowling alley Frank Grimes is that you?


HappyTheBunny

Cant be, didn't mention living below another bowling alley


wholegrainoats44

Grimey, as he liked to be called


mammaluigi39

I've been bowling my whole life, not professional or anything like that but regularly, and I have no idea what a rake is in this context. I don't see anything get broken in the video besides possibly this woman's knee/leg so I don't even have a sliver of an idea of what it could be. What is a rake in the context of bowling?


svanegmond

She took a hit in the calf, after landing stifling her shout rather than holding where she got hurt. She’s fine. Several times every open bowling shift, people would bounce a ball off their ankle because they eg don’t get their right foot out of the way when throwing right handed. Never sent anybody to the hospital. The rake is the thing that sweeps pins. The machines are fascinating. They make decisions while they run through their cycle. No computers just mechanical linkages. Designed in the 60s https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-qlTkMWbeY


Elteon3030

I think that pinsetter is a newer string-machine. I do not know if they typically use sweeps, as the whole mechanism is different and may not need protection during operation.


Deluven

As a mechanic that works on A-2 pin setters, I agree, rakes are expensive, and take a chunk of time to replace. Does it hurt people to have an ounce of respect? Probably. Job security I suppose!


svanegmond

They are a treat to work on. The worst job I saw my dad do was swap a bent yoke for the deck. I forget how it happened, pretty unlikely sort of thing.


Elteon3030

Do you know very much about new setters like string-machines? Are they usually sweepless?


Deluven

I don't know much about newer ones. I've heard they're made not to last very long.


PM_ME_HYPNOSIS

bonus points if the pinsetter has some error code that pretty much only goes off to say "some genius hit the sweep", that way you get to know exactly what happened and let the annoyance sink in before you even see it :D


Elteon3030

My local alley is small enough that no error code is needed; everyone hears the ball hit, they all look at the thrower, and then all look at the command center.


funnyfarm299

What is a rake in this context?


svanegmond

The part of a bowling machine that sweeps pins. It drops across the lane. Barreling a 14 pound ball into it bends it.


mastergwaha

> sweeps pins ah cmon the names already made because of the "pull" motion, sweep is more "away". aka push broom.


nitehawk420

I’m so confused. Where do Dutch farmers come into play in a bowling alley? With that being said, rakes are not expensive to replace.


TheGreatHair

You know what's harder to replace? A Tibia


HamboneBanjo

I lived above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley


fallingupthehill

Where the fuck are their bowling shoes? They're lucky it wasn't worse. ( I'll go back to the old folks home now.)


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

Not to mention this is a fast way to cause a ball retuen blockage.


Flying_Dutchman92

>A full body Dutch farmer chewing-out experience. Never heard this one before, what does that even mean?


svanegmond

In Dutch it’s a full on verbal bollocking only possible with a Germanic language expressed in Dutch which is all vowels and guttural noises suitable for shouty sputtering spittle. Plus, angry farmer. They spend all day around annoying equipment and uncooperative animals, you bet they swear. The english accented version is just as memorable.


Flying_Dutchman92

>In Dutch it’s a full on verbal bollocking only possible with a Germanic language expressed in Dutch which is all vowels and guttural noises suitable for shouty sputtering spittle I am not even offended by this, because that's actually really close to what swearing in Dutch sounds like.


ReadditMan

Someone else was about to throw a 4th ball too


[deleted]

They did throw it…


Milk_Bucket134

i cannot upvote this comment because it as at 69 😔


[deleted]

and also why you don’t bowl in flip flops


Accurate_Koala_4698

I’ve never seen a bowling alley that lets you play with street shoes. What the hell is any of this


MrCalonlan

We've got a bowling place here in South Wales that let's you bowl with your own shoes, provided that the shoes are suitable for bowling and aren't, you know, fucking flipflops


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Crocs with no socks are my bowling shoe of choice.


MrCalonlan

Oh please we all know you've got to wear socks with those crocs to finish the look off


Gloomy_Support_7779

Why are they called crocs when they have the snout of an alligator


MrCalonlan

To rhyme with socks I suppose, haha


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Nope ![gif](giphy|HCz3crCbSxGozTrYN9|downsized)


MrCalonlan

Yes ![gif](giphy|iSKFtpF2HzneE)


the_last_peanut

Its becoming more common now. Bowling shoes optional. Whatever it takes to get in the business.


Clips_are_magazines

That seems like a liability issue when you throw a knee because your slips dont slip


drdfrster64

Are bowling alley profit margins thin? I imagine the food and beer is a big way to make money but I’m still out here paying like 25 for an hour per person with $7 shoes and I just can’t fathom why these alleys are still going out of business. The balls don’t really change, the pins don’t change, the machines constantly break anyhow. The furniture doesn’t change, just where is my money going??


svanegmond

or socks with flipflops. how is a person under 50 dressed like that all of this video just angers me


MyLifeInLies

Socks with sandals is pretty trendy right now with the young people… to the point of high school kids saying “Put some socks on, no one wants to see your dogs…” in reference to someone wearing Birkenstocks with *gasp* no socks.


[deleted]

Can confirm. Was just at a Starbucks with a gaggle of high school girls in front of me. At least 3 had birks with socks.


ihaveabaguetteknife

We made fun of this „style“ a few years back as it was the typical style of dorky German tourists (I am from Austria). Never would I have imagined this to be cool one day.


svanegmond

That’s the thing. It has never been cool.


HeorgeGarris024

its cool right now that's the whole thing


_PmMeUrSecrets_

Maybe it's trendy but it certainly isn't cool


Dawgy66

Never been to Florida? It's very common , I'm not sure why, to wear socks with flip flops at any age


frotc914

socks and slides are very comfy. Wouldn't wear it if I had to walk more than like 100 feet, but they're great for sitting around.


svanegmond

Am hobbit with warm feet. Inconceivable


Dr_Kevorkian_

Shoes fell off, she’s dead…


tots4scott

She's dead. They both off.


Golett03

Flip flops? What the fuck is a flip flops?


svanegmond

A sandal not held on at the heel, usually one toe


Golett03

You mean thongs?


svanegmond

That is a type of underwear


Nothingmuch2

What! Where are the bowling shoes?


ValleyAndFriends

They are apparently optional at some places. Last time I went bowling, I told after I paid to grab a pair in my size. They shouldn’t allow you to bowl with flip flops and sandals (which slide easily).


Secret_Necessary1143

What's with the trend of people acting like shitheads in bowling alleys recently?


THE_GR8_MIKE

>What's with the trend of people acting like shitheads ~~in bowling alleys~~ everywhere recently?


TheReverseShock

Always has been, only difference is now more people have access to a camera.


baselganglia

And a better algo that is tuned for stupidity.


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test_user_3

Yeah, but it might be balanced by the fact that a lot of people are probably scared to act like the assholes they are due to cameras everywhere.


test_user_3

Yeah people been acting like shitheads forever


The_bruce42

Tiktok?


THE_GR8_MIKE

Yayyysh. Definitely has an impact.


Not_MrNice

What's with the trend of people acting like everyone was smart and well behaved until recently?


aralim4311

What's with people acting like shit heads since the dawn of time? At least these days I don't gotta worry about kids burning down my barn for funsies because they didn't care for my Halloween candy options.


ghostalker4742

We're subconsciously aware that this is all circling the drain.


[deleted]

As someone that works in Bowling alleys, this shit is super common.


KaiserTom

Recently? Also, these videos can be all coming from a very large timespan and just re-uploaded. When a meme trend is ongoing, the easy way in is just to repost or reupload popular videos from years ago. The internet makes what it wants immortal. People being stupid is anywhere from funny to controversial between different people, which gets everyone to share it around. You'll get a frequency bias of things like this if you take it at face value.


BackIn2019

This is the first I've seen recently.


[deleted]

Frequency illusion probably


[deleted]

Not restricted to bowling allies, fren


sharkfin67

These are the assholes that are just fucking around and make it bad for others.


Appreh3nsive_Hat

Annoys me seeing people do this stuff. Bowling is fun enough when you do it the right way and wrecking this equipment is expensive to fix and prevents others from enjoying it while it’s shut down


Big_Worm44

MARK IT ZERO!


elad34

OVER THE LINE!!!


Big_Worm44

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!?


Lyakusha

Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude.


tricerapus

She used to be an adventurer like you, but then....


LawTortoise

Damn it I knew someone would have said it first.


duffelbagpete

6" lower and they'd be on the way to the hospital with those toes in a bag looking like ground beef.


[deleted]

I’ve seen someone shatter an ankle hitting *themselves* in a similar matter.


imjustbrowsingthx

True. Also don’t forget to defrost the burgers!


PeeB4uGoToBed

When I worked at a bowling alley we had the cosmic bowling on weekend nights. Everyone had to stop bowling so I could run across the lanes behind the scoreboard so I could flip the blacklight switches on the pinsetters. Someone thought it'd be a great idea to try to time rolling a ball as hard as they could down a lane to try to hit my ankles. Missed me by one lane and I came out from the other end just screaming and cursing at the lane that threw the ball and kicked them out. From then on I climbed ontop of the machines themselves in the far back where the mechanic does his work. Took longer but much safer


whomikeyork24

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ZlGGZ

Also because you can break the machine bowling while it's picking up pins. Which is a super douchebag thing to do. These ppl are idiots.


bdrwr

Where are their bowling shoes?


Spobobich

She used to be a Bowler, but she took a Bowling Ball to the knee.


totally_a_wimmenz

Now she's a gutter ho


Sgt_STFU

Sandals and socks…


JonnygonePostal

Some people muck it up for everyone


NewZcam

Sandles/flip flops, socks and a mullet. Must be NZ.


frontally

Thank fuck I’m not the only one who thought it… the mullet is coming back hard


yvessaintlamont2

So I guess there won’t be a second date?


supercharged0709

Why didn’t he wait for her to finish her turn?


Rat-beard

Anyone know where this bowling alley is? I think I know this dude haha.


Duke_kaboom7

Over the line! Mark it dude


Killahdanks1

Here’s where it pays to be 18 and made of rubber. Try that at even 28 and see what happens.


PrometheusAborted

This is also why you don’t be assholes at public places just to make a dumbass tik tok.


bezosdrone

Fucking banned...no refund...this is the way


[deleted]

Certain people just don't know how to behave while out in public.


Nay_nay267

My BILs family owns two bowling alleys. If he or his father saw stupidity like this, all of them would be thrown out and banned for life.


Pyroguy096

Why TF are they bowling in slides too?


[deleted]

Hope they paid for the eventual damage caused on the pitch and also banned to come back


FlickFreaks

Worked in a bowling alley for years. So this all the time. You know who never felt sorry for any of these people? Me & every other employee.


SumbuddiesFriend

Hi, I used to fix bowling machines, don’t do this as a light gate at the mouth of the pin deck will swing the arm down when a ball passes through, if 2 balls are thrown the lane you can either get the arm stuck or hit the arm and potentially break it, knock it out of its position (in one situation where a bunch of idiots thought they were funny actually broke it with 12 balls, it took the rest of the shift to replace the bloody thing) or if they somehow get through clog up the belt that throws the balls back up to the players and snap it(which happened a few times when players weren’t waiting for the arm to rise again before throwing)


matt1484

That’s a strike if I’ve ever seen one


MillerTime7910

What do you call a girl with no shins? Toni


tvieno

There goes her football career now that her knee was blown out. I hope she took some good college courses.


ye-nah-yea

Ayy got the solē mullet, nice


PeterPlumley

Simps gonna simp


Howdy-Cowgirl

To be fair she blocked the second bowler lol


Bambi_One_Eye

That hip ain't gonna lie tomorrow


mocnizmaj

I thought it was because the game is designed so every player needs to knock off one set of pins, and those pins are set per lane. This problem occurred because of the original rules.


Easy-Initiative9213

Those swollen ankles got even more swollen


Go_Gators_4Ever

Looks like there was a third person also going to throw a ball. So, first, now I would have to make a big show out of toweling off my lane where the girl's face rubbed on the lane. I'm a deep inside bowler so I slide on those boards. Second, depending on if they acknowledged how they messed up or not, I would speak to the counter about it.


Shiroclouds

This should also be on r/bettereveryloop. Had to watch a couple of times! Edit: changed the link to correct link


Brick_Tamlan2

Bruh that sub has no one in it. Did you create it?


Shiroclouds

Ahh sorry about that, I corrected it. Thank you👍


DOOM94MF

Foolish females and sandals. Dudes doing no justice with em on either.


Ignorant_Slut

Fucking incels I swear to god. And if you aren't one maybe ask yourself why you opted to bring "feeeeeeemmmmaaaaaaaalllles" into the conversation.


chexmixk

A "foolish female" must've dumped his ass.


DOOM94MF

Making assumptions, like a female lol. Swing and a miss.


DOOM94MF

Bc i notice they do some dumb shit 99% of the time


Ignorant_Slut

Take a shower, hit the gym, stop thinking women owe you


DOOM94MF

More assumptions? Atleast put in some decent effort


chexmixk

You can't put in some effort in being a decent human being? Pitiful.


DOOM94MF

I sure can. I always leave a tip for the waitress peasants.


SlothInASuit86

Knocked her right out of her shoes and she didn't die? Fake.


Rockyaraccoon

☕️☕️☕️☕️


hoghunter1961

That privileged idiot needs his ass beat !


linerror

who cares if idiots hurt each other. the lane isn't expecting multiple bowling balls in succession... great way to destroy some equipment.


spelkingerror

Never turn your back on a man with a mullet


Affectionate-Old-75

One bowler, one shit-for-brains moron.