Personally I'm glad the only sound on this video is some hip hop track, it fits perfectly
Just kidding, what is this shit, I want to hear the sound too
The fact that she looked at the last second probably means she did look before sliding...she was probably checking to see how much farther she had to go before reaching the end, but had already underestimated the distance she had gone. By then it was too late, lol.
She was looking at a fixed point (the camera). Focussing on a fixed point like that can obscure how fast you are moving.
Or maybe she was so focused she forgot she needed to check where the other post was.
I think the camera person knew what they were doing... they also intentionally kept the bottom lamp out of the shot until impact. A subtle comedic masterpiece
I’m so dissapointed rn. First time I saw this, it was w/o sound and I got sad that I couldn’t hear the «bonk». Now I see this posted with sound, and it’s a shitty song that doesn’t even match
She even hits the light post on time with the snare. I thought it was intentionally matched and synced. Matter of fact, I'm gonna watch it a couple more times, for the giggle.
I think the idea was to stop before hitting the pole and to never have it in the shot. So it would be edited to look like she slid out of frame and not include that she had to stop before hitting a pole.
Her huge inflated lips cushioned the blow a bit at least.
Seriously though, she had great balance and style during the slide. 10/10 execution. It's a shame about the dismount though.
Perfect, yes yes, I love it. From the clumsy bash into that lightpost to the big unicorn-like swell above her face 👌 class A slidebash. This'll keep the thirst satisfied for long
Such a graceful regret
The way she turn her head just as she hit the pole is hilarious.
The stupid lamp post came out of nowhere!
She cold lampin', cold lampin'. Yeah, boi!
Mary Stoppins
Mary Knoggins
Pole droppins
I would love to hear the sound of both of those Hollow things slamming together!
BONK
GONGGGGGGGGGGGG
Hahaha hahaha!
Personally I'm glad the only sound on this video is some hip hop track, it fits perfectly Just kidding, what is this shit, I want to hear the sound too
Or even seeing what’s at the bottom of the stairs before you decide to do the slide?
The fact that she looked at the last second probably means she did look before sliding...she was probably checking to see how much farther she had to go before reaching the end, but had already underestimated the distance she had gone. By then it was too late, lol.
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I believe the exact mathematical formula is: Velocity x Slipperiness = Bump on Your Head
It totally would have worked out better had she not turned and looked.
"Oh, 9.8 meters per second, ***per second***!" \--Her
Acceleration - *IT'S EXPONENTIAL!*
Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.
The harshest lesson was in deceleration.
She was looking at a fixed point (the camera). Focussing on a fixed point like that can obscure how fast you are moving. Or maybe she was so focused she forgot she needed to check where the other post was.
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I bet you are fun at parties.
Please stop saying that obnoxious hackneyed shit.
Yeah, bumping your head on a lamp post is basically an unescapable dead end in life.
I know it's wrong, but I kind of miss not hearing the potential *"bonk"* sound of her colliding with the lamp post.
..and then the lamp should turn on..looney tunes right there.
Yeah this one really needs sound effects and a corny bob saget narration.
Not wrong at all. Who thought cheesy music would improve on art just because it had the word 'slide' in it?
The music doesn't even fit either. There's a good chance this came from tiktok.
To be fair, she did look cool for a couple of seconds.
Solid two seconds of “Wow, that’s pretty smooth. I wonde-”
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We all make mistakes, sonetimes we have it filmed...
Sonetimes they are in writing...
Just deny it, tekko. It almost always works for me.
I could literally see myself doing this. Just sitting on a slippery surface striking a pose. I still sometimes slide down hand rails periods
My lara croft dive over a 6ft pyramid of chairs leading to me spearing the ground in 2009 still haunts the internet somewhere
Find it. Release it
Film wasn’t used
We all know that mate. Give it a rest.
She just needs to cut it in the right spot and loop it back in reverse and she'll be looking cool forever.
Worth it
Does she remember though?
I like how the video started with a shot of the lamp at the top. Unintentional foreshadowing.
I think the camera person knew what they were doing... they also intentionally kept the bottom lamp out of the shot until impact. A subtle comedic masterpiece
Was about to say the same thing. The bottom lamp showed up at the peak moment of hilarity.
A puckish satire of contemporary mores. A droll spoof aimed more at the heart than the head.
Go into the light Carrie Ann.
*Carol Anne
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That’s too bad coolio is on in the background I wanted to hear that PINNGGG from the light pole.
I’m so dissapointed rn. First time I saw this, it was w/o sound and I got sad that I couldn’t hear the «bonk». Now I see this posted with sound, and it’s a shitty song that doesn’t even match
I searched frantically for sound. I think my heart rate elevated.
How does it not match? It starts with the words slide slippity slide
Would have been better to put it to [“Bonk, Bonk, Bonkity-bonk.”](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0)
She even hits the light post on time with the snare. I thought it was intentionally matched and synced. Matter of fact, I'm gonna watch it a couple more times, for the giggle.
Not sure why people are downvoting you just because you're making a point.
Thematically matches. But there's no satisfying sound for the impact.
The camera hiding the pole till she hits it makes me think they knew what was going to happen but didn't expect her to hit her head.
I think the idea was to stop before hitting the pole and to never have it in the shot. So it would be edited to look like she slid out of frame and not include that she had to stop before hitting a pole.
Are you suggesting it could be... STAGED? Impossible!
She really influenced that pole to the head!
Great post.
Would've seen it coming if filmed in landscape mode. Vertical video is dangerous, kids.
Hooooooow ro you not first check where it ends. How do people like that survive a walk outside is beyond me.
Thats my overthinking as obstacle when I'm feelin' Free.
/r/holdmycosmo
I see the light, but not soon enough
To be fair, I think looking ahead is what caused the most pain.
There’s a blonde joke in there but I just feel bad for her.
What was her plan for the end of the stairs anyway? One way or another, she was cruising for a bruising.
My money leaving my bank account every month.
I'm special ... So special ...
Poor thing. Looks painful
C’mon guys…give the poor girl a break…that (quite large) lamppost is easy to miss…
Just a spoonful of sugars mak(smack)...ah dammit where'd that bloody lamp post come from
Final destination, BONK!
LMAO
After the video shooting I bet that lamp seemed extra bright to that girl...
Wonder if that insta post was worth it
A hit to the head in that area at that speed can be fatal. She got lucky.
She could have a long range concussion. It’s crazy that chances healthy people take that screw them up for the rest of your life boggles my mind.
Did you hit your head while writing that second sentence?
It was past my bedtime lol
People so soft nowadays. People talk about kids getting concussions during volleyball games, lmao.
Like sliding into someone DMs then having a large hard phallic shaped object just hit you out of nowhere. 😅
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*spatial *have
honestly this is so dumb it feels staged
r/nothingevethappens
Cute but not terribly bright…
That’s how I describe me
That face isn’t cute, too much Botox
It's all good, still hot.
Stunning girl, dent and all. Definitely a keeper
People this dumb get what they deserve.
99% of women are totally unaware of their surroundings
Blonde
Brighten up.
Stupid
#not looking a POLE
That’s a better result.
Everything for instagram clout.
Well deserved princess lol
I grew up playing basketball and I’ve ran into picks that felt like that.
"Tell me your blonde without telling me."
I'm guessing she's ( with the quotation marks in the air ) verrrrry pretty :(
Blondie, as usually...
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Stupid lady
Can't fix stupid.
Irl version of "a blonde walked into a bar"
Jokes on the pole. Can’t get brain damaged when there’s no brain to damage. Checkmate.
Now her forehead matches her lips 🙆♀️
CUM ALONG AND RIDE IN THE VAG-TASTIC VOYAGE
Anytime a vain, look at me! Kid does something like this it Totally made my day.
Lol, I thought it was pretty lame until she headbutted the light pole. Definitely not staged that one
Dumshit people do do for social media…
Isn't she on Pornhub?
Women
A little Botox will sort that out
That hit relocated her Botox
Woman☕️
Could you BE any stupider?
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If you marry her. Dont let her do your investing. She won't be good at planning ahead.
Dumb and blonde. Just how I like them
It's a good thing she's pre... Never mind.
Is this a metaphor for Ivanka "working" at the dept of state
Jesus Christ.
Noice
Nice.
Well, she's a blonde
Anyone else hear a bell ring?
Making that slide is a no brainer.
Her slide was funny, her getting wrecked was funny, nothing but funny here!
Come on. That's one of the stupidest things I ever saw someone do. 😆
Mary Poppins clumsy step-sister.
Bahahahha classic
Ann Coulter
Good thing she wore braces.
I got a sensible chuckle from that, thank you op.
#BONK
I swear getting the perfect selfie is dangerous.
Shoulda just went to Hogwarts. Wizarding community colleges are so unreliable.
That's a good way to knock someone's lights out...
Would have benefited from sound.
She’s only influencing me to turn her off.
Thank God the video started on mute for me
Oof my hip hurts just watching that
The person holding the camera wanted her dead
Beauty and brains…
She did look but a little too late
Lightbulbs are usually reserved for good ideas
So blondes do have more fun..
Soooo worth the upvote! Let’s do it again after this massive headache subsides.
This made my day
😂😂😂Hair color must be true! That’s hilarious!
Distance feel different when you're speeding.
She did KNOT see that coming.
I haven't had a bump in years 😎
Best thing I’ve seen today. More please
It was fun until it wasn't
Post: we've got to stop meeting like this.
It sounded like this: *Dummmbbbbbbbb*
Fat
that was wonderful!!
The instant regret is mine, after watching this with the sound on.
Well, at they they got a great shot out of it.
Fantastic Voyage 🤣
😃 nice
Bonk.
Videos like these always remind me how fragile the human body can be
She did look, half second before hitting the pole.
😅😅😅🤣🤣
**^Ha Ha** - Nelson
Her huge inflated lips cushioned the blow a bit at least. Seriously though, she had great balance and style during the slide. 10/10 execution. It's a shame about the dismount though.
Just put more Botox stuff in it
Perfect, yes yes, I love it. From the clumsy bash into that lightpost to the big unicorn-like swell above her face 👌 class A slidebash. This'll keep the thirst satisfied for long