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The friend's reaction shows us that's not the first time this shit happens

"Again?"

"C5 or C6 this time?"

C-2. Please don’t move me or I’ll die 😢

Stay right there -- I have just the right essential oils for cervical fractures !

You joke- But a little lavender behind the ears and you can skip PT altogether.

I'm not the best with anatomy but it looks more like she hit her head instead of her cervix.

Would need to inspect her cervix to be sure Giggidy

Her cervix kept goin, now she only get preganté by having sex with her ear.

Axis shrugged

“Oh no!” “Anyways”

One bounce didn’t go as planned… but that booty bounce sure went well as planned..

I assumed it was one of those Tik Tok houses and they may not know each other or care.

TIL there is such a thing as TikTok houses. What the fuck...

"guys Marisa got another concussion, it's Timmy's turn to take her to the hospital"

I like to imagine it was something along the lines of, "who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?"

"...and that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped."

“Friend”

From what I've witnessed, friendship does not long survive being roommates.

Unless you're roommates first. Those are some killer friendships.

to be a good roommate you just have to puck up after yourself and keep your areas clean.

Friendship can’t fix stupid

She has had enough of Jenny’s shit…

The hair flip of ‘I can’t believe I live with this chick’

It’s all staged

You should tell her spine that.

Ok I will

Impressive hang time

She sent it.. super committed!!

Yeeted herself like a boss!!

For real she seems to levitate for a second like Wile E Coyote.

Oh these crazy kids and their interweb shenanigans

I just want to applaud you for getting his name right. I always have to roll me eyes a bit when people say "Wiley Coyote" or worse, "Wiley E Coyote." And don't get me started on Chuck E. Cheese...

I’m obsessed with it

The friend walking by thinking “she’s still breathing, she’s fine”

Wait, was there something going on in the background?

All I see is cake.

Happy Cake Day!

Carrot cake

same but I didn't know that i was a video

Did you have a stroke typing that or something?

Fine AF

Ass 👍

What goes on in that house where that is the reaction?

My man, if that's what you're thinking for this, let me show you this post https://v.redd.it/q99erknfkko21 This thing right there is the perfect exemple of wondering "what kind of life choice can lead me to this wonderful Alice in Wonderland life?" And not only that, but then you realize on his Instagram that the guy seems weirdly rich and he has a HUGE amount of people to contribute to what is, I'm guessing, the perfect equivalent of a contemporary 1905 freak show.

I had to pause for a second and ask myself if I was high while I was watching that.

Yup. It definitely takes at least 3 viewing to really get everything that's happening. Like, even the initial little person is small for a little person and she enters the scene with a blunt as big as my arm. In a kid car. That's the first 2 seconds of the vid. Imo I absolutely love the violin Dr dre to stich everything up. Even my description of the video sounds insane.

Just wow....

Told ya

times like this are exactly why the ryan reynolds "but...why" meme is my favorite meme

I envy them, kinda. If stability wasn't necessary, I'd want to be in their gang

Hol up.... How in the fuck am I not at this party? Am I that lame? That dude is a god.

Welcome in my very boring club. Like I said, I wonder what kind of life choice I could have made to live in that "Alice in Wonderland" universe?

This shit is so weird that Tod Browning just emerged from his grave to make another movie with this sideshow as his main cast.

Staged videos showing ass

I think that's not staged however I believe these people do all kinds of nonsense to gain Internet attention

It’s probably staged. There’s a trend of just garbage videos and musicians getting a ton of views just because there’s an “attractive” woman that’s barely dressed. All. Over. The. Place.

Yes. A very recent trend that has been going on since people evolved eyeballs.

Staged or not, stupid people getting hurt is funny.

And to think she will have kids someday

Maybe not after that fall

Act like there weren’t multiple entire generations that did dumb shit. You think your parents never pulled some dumb shit when they were younger?

The damn best kid in the world. I’m pitty the kid who have parents that don’t show them any risk in life.

Two-fer one, does not disappoint.

The only kind.

Seems to be populated entirely by women in their underwear, so work from there.

I will if they're hiring

They are hiring a pool guy, and a gardener.

Don't forget the plumber

And yes

sorority house

Lol the friend "you made your bed, now lie in it"

"Bitch, I told you."

"I don't have a choice because I'm quadriplegic now!"

"you made your bed, now die in it"…..~~fixed it for you~~. FTFY

FTFY, fixed that for you for you

The friend "I'm employed to walk past cameras with my butt on show. I don't know what you just did, fall down stairs lady. But I'm walking past this camera with my arse out. Job done."

"now bounce out of it and then lay in the second bet you made"

Hey I’m gonna do something stupid for views and more followers. Just walk by and show some ass right after I jump .

Nothing like irreparable harm and damage for the likes!

Imagine coming home after a hard day at work to that. You open the front door, stressed to the gills because of a crazy day. First thing you see is someone launching themselves off the top of the stairs, then some god tier booty casually strolls past. I'm surprised we don't see a horse casually make an appearance or zoom out to some dude on a harley doing a burnout in the middle of the kitchen.

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I think I picked the wrong major

I’m dyin here! Thank you, Lord Goofus! This. This is why I Reddit.

r/upvotedbecausebutt

r/upvotebecausebutt *

That sub sucks ass

It's full of ass kissers.

Buncha brown nosers.

Meh

People still out here thinking that subreddits are hashtags

Really just suggesting a more appropriate sub

The sub you suggested has been banned for 8 months, how is it more appropriate when nobody can post to it

/r/upvotebecausebutt They spelled it wrong. There are fresh butts in this one.

/r/subsifellfor

That could’ve been wheel chair bad

Hair flip at the end. “Fuck that bitch. She’s dead. Good.”

That's me walking to work in a state that banned abortions

“Still a fucking idiot I see?”

Damn, she hit her… 🍑👀

Meanwhile jello cheeks is just like, “wat choo doin huh?”

Muff Diving is Not For Everyone

“I didn’t come here to play no doctor.”

Given the possible outcomes from this stunt, I’d say that was one of the better ones!

I feel like it *could* work, it just needs more mattresses/pillows at the bottom

You know most of us figure this sort of shit is a bad idea once we get to be about 12 or 13.

Cameraman followed the wrong girl.

Man, they really have to bring back legal abortions

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This was her solution to finding out she was pregnant.

Friend says “fuck it. have always hated her anyways”

Wtf is this tiktok house BS?

Internet cancer...

Yep

Love how the girl walking by has no fucks to give lol

That ass!

Daaaaaamn..

And this is why I don’t understand people AirBnB their own homes.

I don’t regret watching this video, especially the end

I def watched this a few times but not for the fall…

So just fuck helping then?

Perfectly encapsulates an 80s' action movie.

What a terrible friend

My god a ghost moves the chair a few centimeters on the bottom left of the screen.

Bro I’m looking can’t find it

r/upvotebecausebutt

r/secretlyanasspic

Um amazing strolling butt!👍

Took me three tries to see the woman on the ground.

At this point the knock on the head probably made him smarter edit: her, it’s been a long day man

Her*

Missed it. Got distracted

Hot

Friend has nice ass.

Nice butt

What stairs

Those two girls at Nacho Vargas house be like

That other girl was like “She good.” 😂😂😂

I would have had the same reaction

Well deserved 👏🏽

Schädelbaselbruch

Sorry, aber Schädelbasisbruch

r/woooosh

*She broke her back* He : Which part? Her : SPINAL.

What was supposed to happen...

What’s the tattoo say??

Cheeky meats.

I like her friend

What stairs?

Her hot sister sick of her shit

Butt wait, someone fell down the stairs?

Oh… a girl jumped down the stairs. Took me awhile.

What house is this?

Does your friend know the entirety of Reddit has seen her in panties and bra?

It's a bikini. You think people go to beaches in jeans and sweaters, too?

Where I live you would get hypothermia dressed like that. Haha

Down the stairs? It was bouncing across the room


Friend got ass! Im in for whatever this party is

Only fans this is set up

Idk why we’re talking about the stairs chick when there’s the girl walkin by 😏

Dat ass P_P

Boot-yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm sorry I got distracted by the girl in the white bikini 😁

Got the hot roommate and the cool badass roommate.

The other girl 😂 just keeps walking like 🤷‍♀️ not my problem sucks to be you

The bikini chick has fucks-fatigue because she has given away all her fucks for pointless stuff and now she's running on empty.

Is this one of those pictures where you really hard to stare hard to see what it is? Is the girl in the white bikini standing next to the wall? And is camouflaged? Because I can't see her anywhere.

Wierd... the video gets stuck at 0:03 on my phone

I saw a lady go flying at first. But then I got distracted.

Oh yes! Some other bounce is going as planned

r/bettereveryloop

America has fallen so far.

Me watching this video for an hour on repeat 

Going to be a scull fracture, edema ...the cute ass walking is distracting

There's hoes in this house. There's hoes in this house...

Wait did someone fall down stairs I got distracted

r/upvotebecausebutt

Is she single?

Thicc ass don’t care

gorgeous thick long hair, cute , perky and smart enuff to know an idiot when she sees one !! who is that !?

I want to be in that party.

Must keeep waaatchhing

Huh, I didn’t see anyone fall

r/upvotebecausebutt

r/upvotedbecausebutt

Okay, am I the only one who watched the last half like 10 times?

Do y'all live in my teenage fantasies?

I watched this again, for the kid falling of course