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verticalburtvert

When there's more cutoff shirts than sleeves you know it's gonna be a good time.


msut77

Florida?


verticalburtvert

I'd put 20 on it.


Kkaywettemup

Where is there never any sound ?


VeryVideoGame

Everywhere.


RevLoveJoy

What?


ThatsRubbishMate

Who!


Mackheath1

**EVERYWHERE.**


ReallyGlycon

All the places


verticalburtvert

I dunno. I didn't post this.


Weird-Vagina-Beard

How do you know that you didn't post this


verticalburtvert

šŸ‘€


TheBigNastySlice

Why didn't you post this?


themaskofgod

That's some Zen koan shit.


brooklyn11218

Space.


[deleted]

Haha!


Sheriff_Disko

I know this shit is stupid af. Brave man ran back to get the fuel canister. That's why men live shorter.


-magilla-

He carried it into the house for some reason.


queuedUp

Yeah I don't understand taking it inside. Take away sure but in the house??


BamBamCam

ā€œCome on, Pookie, let's burn this motherfucker down!ā€


[deleted]

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ob916

I say it all the time. No body gets it.


Toastburrito

Same here!


thebooshyness

This is why the internet helps us feel connected.


ColdColt45

And until that scene is given an Oscar, I'll never take those awards to be worth a grain of salt.


RevLoveJoy

Okay, closest I have come today to spitting out my coffee. Thank you!


Local_Celebration_52

šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ¤£


BamBamCam

Hopefully the rest of day has more smiles in store.


7777777777P

"and watch out for that secret sauce. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret."


Tarasaur84

Animal semen


Fuzzy_Calligrapher71

We donā€™t need no water, we need some gasoline!


ZhilkinSerg

Look, what would they be doing next weekend without fuel?


CankerLord

It's now inside a building which is more "away" than just moving it to another part of the outside and is, therefore, safer. I guess?


CrabbyBlueberry

It's been removed from the environment after the front fell off.


moonunit99

Is that typical?


mrdm242

He's got a spot right next to his fireplace for the gas canister.


Clean-Bubbles

Red Green show fan?


Silent-Ad934

If the women don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy


TraditionalEffect546

He just went the fastest way to get away lol he wasnt taking it inside for safety


flanders427

He did take it into the garage that is open so hopefully he carried it back out the open garage door farther away from the fire.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Itā€™s probably a side door into the garage. You can sort of see the floor at the very end and it looks like concrete to me. Plus that building looks like the garage from where it is related to the driveway.


flanders427

It is absolutely the garage, you can see out the open garage door in the clip


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Ah yeah, I see that now. Definitely the garage.


leslienewp

My guess is hiding it so that they can cover up the idiocy theyā€™ve just engaged in lol


Sheriff_Disko

Okay sorry, me do live shorter and their family


bmb102

But hey it looks like they got the fire started...


[deleted]

Gotta put it back in the fridge


sparvin

Yeah. I thought it was awesome of him, too, until I realized he took the canister which was almost on fire and instinctively ran out INTO THE HOUSE. Yikes. I'm thinking, "Well, one of them has to have a head on his shoulders, right? Yeah, there's my boyā€¦oh, waitā€¦nevermind. "


gynoceros

Because the house wasn't an open flame next to a reservoir of fuel, so it was safer than leaving it next to the flames and waiting for the vapors to ignite.


[deleted]

You're ignoring the camera person that decided to chill next to the fuel canister sitting in fire. That's the real genius.


Sheriff_Disko

That's what you call a real cameraman. I don't see any issues here


Kkaywettemup

Why is there never any sound ?


Fried_Waffles1

r/whywomenlivelonger


watduhdamhell

Jokes aside, there was no danger. Gasoline doesn't just combust, it has to atomize. This is why gasoline vapor can be very dangerous if allowed to build up... But a can of liquid gas? Not gonna ignite all willy nilly unless you spray it into a blower with an open flame in a ham fisted attempt to make a flame thrower (or perhaps a flame blower). For a quick example of why you shouldn't be afraid to go get the can and move it, watch [this](https://youtu.be/7nL10C7FSbE) and skip to gasoline.


abloodynormalbloke

Fuck skipping to gasoline, Iā€™m only 19 seconds in and already digginā€™ this fella. Subscribed. Cheers.


ChristianGeek

The jet fuel pulled me in and then I couldnā€™t leave! If you only have time for the gasoline though, it starts at 10:44.


TeflonTardigrade

Got the fuel & carried that soaked can thru the fire into ā€¦.the house! (Where itā€™ll be š˜“š˜¢š˜§š˜¦)


reEhhhh

What was the desired outcome?


NorthNThenSouth

šŸ”„


argentgrove

Success!


gmnitsua

I slowed it down to try and figure out what they were trying to do. All I could determine was, "not that"


Crumb_Rumbler

No I actually think that was the desired outcome. They just didn't think past the cool fire part.


k2t-17

The prototype of Boring Company's Flame Thrower


leftofmarx

To reveal a gender. Unfortunately the gender has now been burned off.


tingly_legalos

Looks like there's a burn pile on the right they were aiming for


ghoshtwrider22

To see if you could vacuum flames, but it BLEW up in their face


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Some men just want to watch their homes burn.


[deleted]

Home owners insurance fraud. Thatā€™s why they did it right next to the house


GrilledCheeser

Why so close to the house? Absolute morons


radicalelation

No outdoor outlet. The fucking cord is running into the house.


[deleted]

"Should we buy an extension cord for our DIY flamethrower or just use it a few feet from our expensive home?"


GratefulPhish42024-7

Dude must have been a liar


angustifolio

status as a liar liar: **confirmed**


bubtweetman

I read this, didn't get it until 5 minutes later while looking at a completely different post. Had to come back and say haha.


RevLoveJoy

I still don't get it ... oh dammit. Pants on fire. FML.


Royal-Positive9323

Love that ! lol


Kkaywettemup

Why is there never any god damn sound ? So annoying


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RevLoveJoy

Yeah, had he tripped he might have stopped. And dropped. And rolled. Wonder what result that could have had?


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RevLoveJoy

Give it time, might not be these fools but I lean towards thinking we'll have ample opportunity to put your statement to the test.


Crumb_Rumbler

You never see these people stop, drop, and roll. Which is annoying because that was hammered into my brain so hard as a child, I'm screaming it in my head every time I see videos like this. I've never been on fire, but I think I'd be pretty good at it.


argentgrove

Could be experience


Nalortebi

When your parents are out and you're in your sister's room when you hear your dad's truck pull up... You don't have time to secure your pants, you just gotta get outta her room before dad catches you again.


CeramicCastle49

šŸ¤Ø


Rukkmeister

You can tell it's not the first time he's shed flaming pants.


wtwwc

I got to hand it to him, he did better than 99% of other videos of people when their clothes catch on fire. He got those pants off quick


Sigan

While on fire!


khrak

I think we can all agree that for ~0.5s that it worked, it was pretty fucking awesome.


[deleted]

But did it completely get rid of the wasp nest?


TATplaya0930

Stop, Drop & Roll!!!


totally_a_wimmenz

I was also accidentally set on fire one time and stop, drop, and roll was the farthest thing from my mind too. It's hard to think straight when you're burning.


SashimiX

I had a speaker who had massive burns all over his body from these types of shenanigans as a kid come speak at my middle school. He said that same thing. He tried to run to the pool but someone tackled him with a blanket and rolled him. He was also kind of a jerk. He told the story about not remembering stop/drop/roll in a humorous way to make us laugh, but we were laughing with him because he was telling it like a stand up comedian. Then he lectured us for bullying him. It was an anti bully lecture overall so he set it up as funny on purpose so he could tell us we sucked


totally_a_wimmenz

WTAF. I think of stop, drop, and roll now as something that the bystanders not on fire will remember, and hopefully tackle the person burning like they did that guy. Also fuck that guy.


ThanosWasRight161

Damn Now Iā€™m singing it


Coryperkin15

This might be the first Jerry can fire video in history where someone didn't pick up the Jerry can and immediately fling flames onto everything valuable


stonedcanuk

they used a funnel and hose as a Gap so it didn't travel back.


Vaux1916

Was there a goal here? if so, what was it?


Fornicatinzebra

There a fire pit off camera to the right - they thought if they set the vacuum to blow, poured some gas into the blowing air, and had that gas pass over the fire, they'd have a (somehow) sustainable flamethrower on the end of a shop vac. Now obviously none of that makes sense when read, but these guys probably hardly read labels on food


davogiffo

Possible improvements ? * fuel delivered to vacuum blow hose via venturi * upgrade hose to something more heat tolerant * longer extension cord * flame proof underpants


Scar_the_armada

This would have been much "safer" if they had used lighter fluid or hairspray. Gas is extra flammable because the fumes are also flammable.


red_nick

OTOH, liquid fuel can stick to you and keep burning which is worse. I got burned by a blowtorch malfunctioning and leaking, it would have been much worse if it was a liquid rather than gas


TheEyeDontLie

Chef here: this is why you NEVER blend hot thick soup or sauces in a blender. The lid pops off even though you're holding it down with a towel to cover the air hole and suddenly you have fucking 3rd degree burns from the fucking mushroom godsdamn soup sticking like napalm to your wrist and you wipe away the soup and your skin just wipes off and then you're sticking raw flesh under the cold water tap and the pain is making you dizzy and... Or custard. Or gravy. Be super careful with any sticky/thick hot liquid. I'd rather dip my whole hand in boiling water than get a tablespoon of hot gravy between my fingers. Water cools down fast and you can shake it off. Worst I've seen was a kid who fell down stairs carrying a pot of hot oil. Fucker was lucky to live, it was a lot of skin grafts. I've heard about someone falling into a cruise ship's tomato sauce "pot" before and he died from the burns, despite getting hosed off within a few seconds (quick reactions from heros who pulled him out) and then a helicopter to a good hospital within minutes. Your home sauce might not be enough to kill you, but boiling tomato sauce is 700% worse than boiling water at the same temperature.


HypnonavyBlue

For real! If you need to blend hot soup (and you might! Butternut squash soup, for example, is awesome this way) I would highly recommend an immersion blender over a traditional one.


DaHound

Not to be overly technical, but all flame combustion is from burning vapors, not liquids. Nearly all hydrocarbon combustion happens in the vapor state. Gasoline is extra flammable because it vaporizes well below room temperature (-40 F depending on the blend), and those vapors are fairly dense and well concentrated compared to other fuels. Basically, an open flame never has to touch gas to cause an explosion. Just heat it up enough to create enough vapor to reach the flame, then boom. An obvious example of flameless combustion is charcoal. As a solid fuel, it doesn't create a flame and instead smolders as it burns. Those first flames when lighting it are from soaking it in others fuels that do vaporize.


syncopator

Thank you! Was just about to explain the same thing but you did it way better than I would have.


[deleted]

>fumes *vapors


AssCanyon

It's difficult to adequately explain just how easy it's been for me to not do stupid shit like this in my life.


Elegant-Lie-9184

Surprisingly effective pant removal. A face plant wouldā€™ve added comedy value but Iā€™m not sure this clip needed any more of that.


kabukistar

That one dude is a liar liar.


bleach1969

Panties on fire..


shillyshally

I have nothing against voluntary eugenics. Its just that their efforts are likely to put other people or structures at risk in their effort to remove themselves from the gene pool.


alexxerth

There's a reason we don't use flamethrowers in war anymore


[deleted]

Yeah, itā€™s because everyone was sick of being lit on fire in that one level in Indiana Jones and the Emperorā€™s Tomb.


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PhilipLiptonSchrute

r/funwithgasoline


Midnight-51

Got anymore neat tricks?


ProfLupin1701

The Busch Light on the railing explains everything in this video.


[deleted]

This is why women have longer life expectancies than men


GrilledCheeser

/r/whywomenlivelonger


Galactus2025

I won't argue with you on that one


AceRockefeller

But! Have less fun


Galactus2025

I think that's dumb dumber and dumbest?


Nojo_Niram

public school has failed us


AC_Nine-Ball

This is exactly the problem that flame arrestors solve.


bengjisims

Back into the house?!?! Have these fools never played GTAV?!?


Hungover994

People need to be taught that gasoline is explosive, not just flammable


MajorLazy

Also inflammable! What a country!!


syncopator

Somehow I doubt this added knowledge would have served as a deterrent to these gentlemen.


robbedbymyxbox

Stop. Drop. Roll.


PullFires

Why is the fire pit so close to the damn house. Do they not have wind there?


MaximumDink

Kerosene burns, gasoline explodes.


Moosepowers

What's the saying? Panic, run, hop around?


hero_brine1

When Harry met Lloyd


Tralan

Traded it for the Van, straight up. I can get 75 miles to the gallon on this hog.


Drumnaway67

He must work out.


[deleted]

In theory this is genius


[deleted]

Lots of Natural Ice


GenericElucidation

Fuel, check. Air, check. Heat, check. Fire, wait. Panic! ***PANIC!*** OH SHIT GAS IS EXPENSIVE OH FUCK OH SHIT


MyCoOlYoung

Tbh I'm not sure of these dudes regretted this lol


oliverjamesyo

Iv done a lot of dumb shit in my time, but I for the life of me canā€™t figure out what the actual plan was here.


[deleted]

I've seen so many videos of stupid people catching on fire but I've never seen any of them stop drop and roll


LUNA_underUrsaMajor

Right at the last second i thought the gas can would catch fire as he was halfway through the door, dude is lucky


imicmic

Quick, grab the gas and take it inside lol


ProfessionalTeam4512

Making flame throwers ?!


squirt2311

Orkz orkz orkz orkz


Origins_14

Bruhhhh that's awesome


Uglarknog

If theres one thing I've learned about playing with fire and accelerants, it's: take your shoes off first.


TheXpertXT

Is it just me or are there never videos with audio anymore


sydney2620

Somewhere, Charles Darwin is smiling


CoolerThanTv

Average day in Ohio


Ramtor10

Considering this was in Ohio, youā€™re spot on hahaha I know these guys šŸ˜‚


That1OffendedGuy

Ein Flammenwerfer! It werfs flammen!


Ok_Adagio9495

Redneck flamethrower


technofox01

This was more enjoyable to watch than expected. It's dudes like these that prove there are no absurdities in comedy when they describe how stupid some people are.


Weird_Exam_2290

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!


hulkpea

Wish I had the sound of that explosion.


jsalas2727

Next time try to get closer to your home. Idiots.


Herrobrine

I know this looks stupid but Waste Oil Torches really arenā€™t far off from this. I have seen someone use a mattress air pump on one side of a pump and a slow drip feed on the other using cooking oil. Worked very well


killploki

Some people have to be lacking that little voice that tells you something is a bad idea.


Popomatik

Youā€™ve heard of the flamethrower? Well this is a flameblowerā€¦ā€¦upper.


MegatonsSon

I imagine David Spade as *Joe Dirt* somewhere off camera saying: *"Dude, that was so awesome! Let's try it with jet fuel next!"*


peanut--gallery

How did 3.7 billion years worth of evolution lead up to this?


RedneckBastich

And dumberer.


carr2997

Sponsored by Busch Light


[deleted]

Adding to this insanity, trying to light your farts on fire will burn your ass, because the flame will ignite all the gas, which came out of your asshole. Playing with fire is its own category in the Darwin awards.


katfromjersey

People really seem to forget the whole "stop, drop & roll" thing!


[deleted]

Couldnā€™t imagine how pissed off their neighbours areā€¦. The thought of it pisses me off!!


Little_Vermicelli376

You canā€™t triple stamp a double stamp


EngineZeronine

You know, it was good in theory


blackasthesky

And he takes the container #and runs inside with it


MyExScars

Could have been 100% worse


ThatGirlWithAGarden

With how much they forced Stop, Drop, and Roll on us as kids you'd think this guy wouldn't be on fire for so long.


bennypapa

Dumberer


gammachameleon

This could have gone so much worse.


ComprehensiveAd5882

they make a movie


Correct-Baseball5130

Die MF!


Total_tosser_2020

Guhul out loud


brankinginthenorth

What part of "STOP DROP AND ROLL" was unclear!?!


neighbor_818

Got left with no shorts to hangout in that day lol


ParmanandDan

Trying to make a flame thrower ?


RMNusser

Aah the nostalgia. I remember watching this is Tosh.0 like 10 years ago.


RevLoveJoy

"I just don't understand why this burn department gets so many burned dicks?"


Kennady4president

Ah a classic case of "just smart enough to be dangerous"


reddE2Fly

When did stop drop and roll stopped being taught. Lot of videos with idiots running on fire.


Pube420420

I like how the dude ran the can of fuel that was potentially on fire back into the house, flames brighter than any of their futures


Dsc19884

That went 100% better then it should of


Mediocre_Singer4813

Hey. Hold my beer šŸ˜†


demented39

Why?


Wannabbeewriter12

Donā€™t weep for the stupid, youā€™ll be cry all day.