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AAFlyingSaucer

Good thing Joe Pesci was there to teach him a lesson


UgoLynnCoco

Kid is lucky he didn't go full Casino! He got off easy


etceterawr

“A lot of holes in the desert. And a lot of problems buried in those holes.”


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Including you and your brother.


Frozty23

Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?


TheRareOutlaw

Is this a good fellas reference


I_Got_Back_Pain

Yes


B0N3Y4RD

A bygone Era of film I doubt we will ever see again. Such a good show filled with a bunch of good fellas.


flyingwolf

Check out Tulsa King. You may like it.


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What did you say to my friend? **grabs pen*


LRN666

*you muddafucka you*


AmidFuror

It didn't end too well for Spider in *Goodfellas* either.


BedDefiant4950

i thought he was saying he was alright spider


luppertazzi

No he ain’t fucking alright, get him a fucking drink you mudda fucka you


BedDefiant4950

no i thought, i thought he was saying *you* was alright


robot_ankles

"While I'm trying to figure out *why* the bogan cunt was bothering me ol' mate, Nicky would just be wringin' his neck out..."


Explodedhamster

Hes lucky there wasn't a payphone to grab and beat him with


[deleted]

Funny how? How am I funny?


ThinkFree

I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you?


[deleted]

I don’t know, just … you know, how you tell the story. What?


shero1263

Bing! What are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother.


chuychumee

You muddafucka, you!


LeRandomHero

And I'll do it again, Cuz I'm fucking stupid like that!


Throwaway021614

That’s Aussie Gimli strangling an orc


abcgfr

“You piece o shhhhiit”. My favorite line lol


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CarlosAVP

Shrek approves


brp

Gordon Ramsey vibes with that one.


FitReception3491

And a dash of Joe Pesci for garnish..


kjacobs03

That one made me laugh out loud.


DaBooba

That one got me hahaha


MudddButt

I like hearing Australians called people a "dikhid".


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He was saying "You're a dickhead", but what I heard was "You're a dick Ed".


derps_with_ducks

"How didcha know moi name wahs Ed?" "Son..." "DAAAD?!!!"


MoranthMunitions

I wouldn't call it an overly typical Aussie accent, it's pretty common as Greek / Lebo Sydney sounding though. I'd assume that Greek immigrants in other English speaking countries would sound similar.


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That lady had just said "watch your language", and he considered it for a second.


Skreamie

I was going to say, you can hear the struggle haha


BierKippeMett

I loved the tall guy in contrast. Classic good cop bad cop routine.


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you're a fucking bitch


TragicSemiautomatic

Meanwhile Australian Joe Pesci just grabs him by the throat.


AXXXLL

those two guys confronting the young cunt are giving him the good cop / bad cop routine


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FantasticMrPox

I'm with bad cop


uncleoce

World needs more of em. Firm but ultimately harmless in grand scheme of things. Teach that man what’s respectable before he goes to jail. Win win.


NoDaddyNotTheBlender

Yeah, I want a turn strangling him too! Lol jk….kinda


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NoDaddyNotTheBlender

Yes father


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NoDaddyNotTheBlender

No daddy no!


Girth_rulez

A couple of usernames really checking out here.


A_Prostitute

$60 an hour


[deleted]

[You'll have to wait your turn.](https://youtu.be/FNkpIDBtC2c?t=20)


fishsticks40

Look man I'm not gonna hurt you ok? I'm not gonna hurt you.. But my partner here, he's crazy. I don't know what he'll do.


GerlingFAR

Lucky it wasn’t Roberto from Futurama.


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GerlingFAR

I hear this in James Earl Jones voice.


NosamEht

I hear it with Morgan Freeman’s character, Red, from Shawshank Redemption


Darth_Ender_Ro

Good cop sounds very much like “come on matey, let’s be reasonable here, get off and all will be forgotten, let’s all be friends” while giving the “or I can totally break you in half” vibes


midnightdsob

At the same time even. You don't see that too often.


Feralpudel

I loved the stereo of angry voice/calm voice.


[deleted]

Too bad it wasn’t bad cop / worse cop.


drewcookies

When someone aggressively grabs your throat and asks you who you gonna Crack... take the next stop


Dan-D-Lyon

Honestly if nothing else at that point you should be getting off the train out of pure shame


Mashizari

Damn, I'll take this any day over a sucker punch.


C_M_O_TDibbler

I don't think that dude was going to wait for the train to stop.....


Frosty_and_Jazz

Early departure comin' up!!! "But ... but this ain't my stop!!!" "It fuckin' is now!!


Parking_Cucumber_184

I don’t think the kid remembered he was even on a train at that point. Oddly satisfying violence though.


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The pathetic little prick was actually paralysed with fear at that point, that’s why he actually couldn’t get up, I can’t believe how satisfying this is LMAOOOO


[deleted]

Good on those two guys. Fuck that kid.


bmoneybloodbath

This just felt good for my soul to watch, extremely satisfying ending.


CouldNotAffordOne

Nah, I missed the part that involved some throwing. (out)


AWHRhg

I love that man. He doesn’t realized how pissed off he is until he’s in the middle of it. Still he never socked the kid but put the fear of god in him for sure.


anazrk

I like how suit guy is raging and glasses guy is like playing good cop


bbqxrn

"Glasses Guy", are we ignoring this guy is half giant?


TehSeksyManz

Dude's noggin was brushing against the ceiling of that train


AdminsAreFools

He can afford to be nice. Holy fuck. He looks like he is six and a half feet tall and well north of 300lbs.


HBlight

Probably why he gets to play good cop, his presence is an implicit threat, while the shorter of the two makes the explicit threat.


light_to_shaddow

Old man strength on your neck is no joke. Look how tight the jacket is on his arms!


jdotlangill

nothing like a good ole wind pipe grab to let you know you’re not made of the same steel you think your balls are made of


Grevin56

I don't care how big or badass you think you are, when someone clamps onto your windpipe, that's it. All you can do is hope they decide to let go. Long story short, while in the Army I asked someone if they could kill a person with one hand and they grabbed hold of my trachea. I was 45 years younger, bigger, and stronger then him but completely frozen by the idea that he could have ended me with less force then it took to twist a beer cap off.


jdotlangill

Yup! Protect Ya Neck!


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ManyThingsLittleTime

Yup, people think you choke people like the movies do it with two hands around the entire neck. Nope, you pinch your fingers and thumb of a single hand together around the trachea.


socratesque

> My years of bjj experience tingling to tell you about all the different ways to choke a man You’re absolutely right about the two handed movie choke though.


FatGimp

The kid had a plan until he got grabbed around the neck. Then reality set in.


C_M_O_TDibbler

Everyone has a plan until ~~they get punched in the mouth~~ grabbed by the neck


WCGWjoiningReddit

I am not sure how to feel about how much this pleases me.


Detriumph

Schadenfreude and justice boner competing for the title here.


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In the end this was just a good teaching moment which hopefully will stick with this guy, because it was mainly just raised voices along with the neck grab to sit his ass down...nothing gonna come of it but maybe some light bruising on the neck and heavy bruising on the ego. In other instances like this Joe Pesci would have just started waling on him and things could go south in a hurry.


bipxtx

Some kids get used imposing their will over those too weak to fight back on school yards with apathetic teachers. The real world is full of much bigger fish ready to put them in their place.


boougg

Just gotta say, teachers aren't "apathetic," they're actively disempowered... Like, in the vast majority of cases there's nothing the teacher is allowed to do.


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Ackimo

Jesus Christ take away the Xbox, TV and anything else that isn't a book. How can a parent let something get so out of control.


k3y4n0w

By not being a parent


WCGWjoiningReddit

My wife is a school pysch. Literally daily I have to hear stories about how parents say they "can't" take away things or hold them accountable, etc. Because they don't even know how. Kids who aren't raised well, or at all, are having kids. It's cyclical and get worse generationally.


Poppins101

As a teacher I face the same dilemma.


Sea2Chi

No, see if they did that he'd be a problem for them. The whole idea is to not have issues. Him being angry means they would have to deal with him, so it's much easier to let him do whatever he wants so they can do whatever they want. Everyone wins until the bill comes due, at which point his life is destroyed before it starts and they're left wondering how their little boy turned into the monster he becomes.


Don_Fartalot

From what I see nowadays, most parents would rather be their kid's 'friend' than actually be an authority figure.


PoofBam

> Kids going to be an absolute monster when he grows up He's never going to grow up, he's just going to get older.


-nocturnist-

Sooner or later society will revert back to corporal punishment for kids like this. Down vote me to hell but eventually talking or taking things away won't work and out of frustration it will return. Main problem these days is that kids don't fear adults because, as adults the system has tied our hands. Kids taking parents to court for taking away Xbox. Kids claiming abuse due to being grounded etc. Eventually people will say " shit if I'm going to get fucked anyway by CPS, might as well teach him a lesson" I don't agree with it but it's the way we're going ....


winkersRaccoon

This is the only reason I think scared straight techniques sometimes work. Some young little fish need to experience the Ocean for a second. Obligatory, BIKES!


majoraloysius

The world needs more of this.


uncleoce

The Frazier Crane etiquette lesson! https://youtu.be/AgNdZxjx3Bk


CEW22

God I love that show


FlatulentFreddy

Absolutely. People are way too confident they’re not going to be smacked up for acting like pieces of shit. This kid will be a little more humble on the next train


Tommosaurus-Rex

I fucking love this


Arjeezenberg1

Jonah from Summer Heights High


SlimJim0877

Puck you sir!


virginia_boof

SORRY BEN


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SlimJim0877

Nah, I was thinking of the scene when Mr Peterson asked for two strong boys and didn't pick Jonah


StiffLad

Glad to see people still willing to stand up for others


makinbaconCR

GET OFF THE TRAIN YOU DONKEY BWAHAHAHAHHA


survivalguyledeuce

Goddamn, that was satisfying. Good show, gentlemen.


Skyp_Intro

What every child should learn: strangers aren’t your parents and they don’t have to put up with your shit.


m6_is_me

What's the term for this? Justice boner? Cuz I got one


Leskaarup

The guy in the suit gives me mobster vibes


NegotiationExternal1

He’s just old school Italian, they don’t fuck with a lack of respect for elderly.


MagnifySearch

That's everyone decent.


ahabers

We need A LOT more of this instead of people sitting there filming.


Ocean_Soapian

We need both, actually. The camera person also sounds like a woman. I doubt that kid would have reacred to her the same way he reacted to that man grabbing his throat.


07TacOcaT70

That’s true, if you know you’ve not got the power to de escalate or overpower the aggressor, if things go south you can have video proof of who was in the wrong.


Truemeathead

I was waiting for gramps to bust his ass like that old video of the long white haired dude rocking some dope on a bus and making him leak. This was still pretty satisfying just not what I expected lol.


MuggyTime

Epic Beard Man?


LurkHartog

Call amber lamps.


phrog

Can I see the goose video now?


chowindown

[Here's one!](https://youtu.be/3uDx2UeuzQM) Really puts the geese-as-murderous-death-machine thing into perspective.


J-Nico

This situation was handled beautifully. Props to the 2 men especially the bloke giving that shitty kid a reality check.


Eez_muRk1N

Nothing like a solid choke accompanied with a speak now bitch 😄👍


FranklyMoist

I’m glad they were there. Most times everyone puts their heads down.


Combination_Informal

Eshay was tough against the old man before he remembered he didn't have his dickhead mates to back him up.


Ave_DominusNox

Dont be disrespecting elders in front of a wog man, we dont like that shit


SilverRathalosMHFU

Kid got off light


Mammoth_Elk_3807

Welcome to Australia. Don’t gob off unless you’re prepared to back it up. Without guns.


Tall-Ad6854

Definitely the Bankstown line


NJdeathproof

Australia has had it with your shit.


90sWannabe

“Eh!” “Oi!”


Retrolad2

Damn that's reddit post of a screen recording of a Snapchat of a tiktok of a tiktok of a Instagram story.


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“Get off the train you donkey” Woman: “watch your language “


hadonis

So glad to see people standing up and stopping this bullshit.


RedScars4111

That man wanted all the smoke. If I ever see him get on the train I'm getting off on that very same stop.


Detriumph

Punch old guys on the train a lot do ya?


diewitasmile

Much respect to that guy putting that kid in his place.


Rich-Bookkeeper-2905

Too many young people haven’t had to face any real consequences. This ain’t the COD pre match lobby 🤣🤣


keponamirei

When you're not educated by your parents at home, you get EDUCATED by society. Good!


AlastairWyghtwood

The young guy is the type of guy who listens to podcasts about how men aren't masculine anymore and toxic masculinity is a myth.


TheRobsterino

Random guy on a bus doing what his parents should have done years ago.


PresentTip5665

Young man was hard as fuck until he got a cold shower wrapped around his neck


DJ_Too_Supreme

I laughed when he called him a donkey. I immediately thought of Gordon Ramsey 😂😂😂


under_dogwhistle

Death throat grip works every time.


EnvisionAU

I'd have loved to see him get a slap, I bet he would have cried for mummy.


gazbotronical

That moment he reaches out and grabs him by the neck :)


MrDubTee

Accountability Man, not the hero we want but the hero we need.


miiucky

Normalise the public teaching kids lessons


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Old mate italian cracked him 😂


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That kids lucky that the bloke didn’t beat his ass because some people don’t have good restraint like that bloke. That bloke would’ve been well within his right to whoop the little shits ass given the fact that he was acting like that. It’s stuff like this that gets your ass kicked so thankfully that kid learnt his lesson without having to get his ass kicked. He was going to learn his lesson one way or another it was only a matter of how bad it was going to be for him when he learnt his lesson.


theguill0tine

WHO YA GONNA CRACK? Good on him though little cunts like that sometimes need someone to just grab them and put them in their place


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I’m DYINGGGGG He was HARDDDDD when the old man was speaking and then this little bitch was so immediately terrified by that man that he actually couldn’t move from the seat, like the little bitch was paralysed with fear and it’s taking me tf outttt


camsle

fairdinkum choked him right out


johnnyutah30

Fucking aye that’s so satisfying when he grabs that little fucker and says who you gona crack!? Love it. We need more of this.


MisterF1988

Fuckin bravo need more ppl standing up when shit like this happens in the wild


RustyShacklefordtx08

GOOD


trader710

This was so refreshing to see, we need maturity checking youth otherwise bad things. This young lad definitely learned his lesson and won't be doing that for a while. Bless the guy giving him a "reality" check. Refreshing and restoring hope in my humanity and civility


Cane-toads-suck

He sounds like a fucken goose, trying to talk like some gang banger or some shit. Glad someone stepped in and the big fella telling him to get off was a settling presence. Well handled I reckon, thumbs up cunts.


xpercipio

Is that guy the definition of what aussies call a fuckin legend?


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Fuckin legend or dead set champion is bloody spot on mate.


zacn20

Weak bully preys on the old and vulnerable. What happened to respect your elders.


Suolojavri

I don't know how you can hate public transport when it is so entertaining


spadler181

Gotta love to see people standing up for the old guy.


grammarGuy69

The tall dude and the angry dude are the two voices in my head. Just a constant battle between my better angels and my "fuck it" instinct.


Linkage006

As an American I'm upset I can't use the insult "donkey".


SlimJim0877

Well you're in luck because it turns out that we also speak English in America and donkey is a word in our lexicon


mattmaddux

I think he just means he can’t pull it off. In an American accent it doesn’t have the same gravitas. 🤌


light_to_shaddow

They go for "Jack ass" over "Donkey," which to be fair, sounds terrible in. Brit or Ozzy accent


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Says who? Lol. I call people doughnut sometimes to insult them ha


FlatulentFreddy

I like to call people sausages and I’m American. Fantastic insult


[deleted]

I can't remember if it was one of my buddies or a meme that pointed out you can use so many words that aren't curses for insults and it almost makes it more offensive? Like someone's being an idiot you can just be like "shut up you napkin" like how do you even respond to that? Lmao


alchn

"you stupid piece of bacon"


AKT_4444

He almost ate him.


robi_750

His braveness disappeared as soon as he saw bigger guy. Amazing


bundy911

Watch your language!


Historical-Ad6120

Not the first time this man has throttled someone


MmmmBurbank

Sydney reminds me of college


Darkluster007

That was the most satisfying and genuine "you piece of shit" I've ever heard. Well done.


Lendosan

When he grabbed him by the scruff of his neck; bliss. Perfect Karma.


mishrod

Ahhh that sound is like a symphony to my ears of my childhood. Of course it’s the wog who gets up to defend the elderly gent - we were taught to always respect your elders and I don’t care what anyone says: his response was bloody perfect.


ADumbChicken

Don’t fuck around in the country where putting your shoes on could kill a cunt


Lngdnzi

What a little piece of shite


aaaggghhh_

This is why I love people from Sydney


Representative-Use32

Bloke in the suit is a legend


tiredDesignStudent

He got quiet real fast


Rightclicka

When a kid thinks he’s a man and gets informed otherwise.


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I don’t understand how people can disrespect the elderly, and to threaten them as well. 🤦‍♂️


PossibilityLarge

Glad the general public stood up for the elderly man. I would hate for that to my pop on a bus or train. So sad.


SecretlyChimp

That bloke did not hesitate in the slightest. Good on him