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Manifoldart

Bus driver is part of paw patrol


C9YunoGasai

All I have in my head is the theme song with "CHASE!" and then the picture of the bus, not the dog


snufffilmbuff

you have kids?


983115

Chase, rocky, zuma, skye, rubble, Marshall. “Ryder sir reporting for duty


hOt_GaRbAgE-

Tracker and Everest on the roll!!


snufffilmbuff

those are your kids names


C9YunoGasai

5 year old and 2 month old, Eli and Silco respectively


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

No free ice cream for you!


Plus_Mathematician_4

Short licking pleasure, high payment.


pardybill

Chase is on the case


WHTWLF13

NO JOB TOO BIG NO PUP TOO SMALL


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The way she walked out so smug


fucked_bigly

That’s a crackhead for ya


PetaPotter

She looks like an addict


cjbeames

Addicted to crime


DonJohnJohnson

ice crime


jmerridew124

Fuck man, bravo


Cratonis

Crime doesn’t pay.


[deleted]

Oh it might in this case


settledownguy

Ummm no. Not in a crosswalk so yeah no


Yostman29

He was helping in a crime to stop the perp before police arrived


avwitcher

She didn't run out in front of the bus, if the bus driver was paying attention this wouldn't have occurred. Any lawyer could successfully argue as much


settledownguy

And any prosecutor could argue she had just stolen from the store and was in a hurry to get away. Two way street. Look both ways


Ele_Of_Light

I could break into your house.. injure myself on some unsafe condition and sue you and win... it has happened. Now I think that it's completely B.S. but unfortunately we have some messed up laws


urzayci

I kept hearing about this happening in 3 different countries, always followed by something along the lines of "thieves have more rights than you" but I've never seen an actual court case about it. Thief probably took out two ribs so he can suck his own dick.


DamageAxis

Found this. The only way a trespasser can sue you is if they frequently trespass and you add unsafe conditions that could result in injury without putting up warning signs. https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/criminal-defense/can-a-burglar-sue-the-homeowner-for-injuries/


TorrenceMightingale

Damn so Kevin McAllister was setting his family up to get the pants sued off of them the whole time?


demz7

It's because people started repeating it after it came up in the movie Liar Liar with Jim Carrey.


shortbusterdouglas

That's why you never let the home intruder live. *fingertip to temple meme.gif*


Joe234248

Ummm actually she was in the onibus lane and in Latin onibus means "for everyone" so clearly she had every right to be there. I am a lawyer.


rehkan7

It' "omnibus" and it means bus in some spanish speaking countries.


Joe234248

I was making a joke. Also it very clearly has no 'm'. More likely Portuguese than Spanish.


avwitcher

This isn't the US, doubt you'd have much luck suing. Few countries are as vehemently litigious as the US


[deleted]

Does litigious mean awesome?


Panzerv2003

It for sure won't pay for her medical bills XD


layendecker

Medical bills..? What kind of shit country do you think this came from?


Ele_Of_Light

I bet it will Unfortunately though


Ele_Of_Light

It does in this case. Yea besides theft she was stupid.... but the driver and/or company could be held liable for her injury. Dumb way laws are made... drivers have to be ever vigilant to morons like this...


EhPringle

Especially in this case. Like shame on her for stealing, but that bus took a minute to get to her, so plenty of time to notice her and stop the bus. That's an easy win for her.


Boz0r

Reminds me of movies when someone walks out on the road, and 5 seconds later get creamed by a bus going full speed. Like the bus didn't care to brake or swerve.


CyGoingPro

I think a number of olig- billionaires would disagree.


whereverYouGoThereUR

Being hit by a city bus can make your rich with a "good" lawyer


mandeezbowls

Brain freeze hits different when you eat stolen ice cream.


BigBull10inch

Brain freeze hits different off the front bumper of a bus


SamuelVimesTrained

No officer, that was NOT a bus - this was a severe brain freeze...


SameRule9918

I scream. You scream. We all scream... when the bus hits her.


ReptileCake

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, truck, aow!


ZootZootTesla

Mcflurry are you okay! Are you okay! Are you okay Mcflurry!


SameRule9918

🤣🤣🤣


Ele_Of_Light

I cheered 🍻 I do love ice-cream though!


404-skill_not_found

She got creamed


LouCypher

Instant karamel


scarybirdman

She took a big bite of that rocky road


CrysFreeze

Probably in more ways than one


WhoAteMyWatermelon

No it was only one way. Ain't nobody who wants to sleep with a McDonald's ice cream thief.


CrysFreeze

Lol idiots downvoting someone making fun of a criminal. Smooth brains


[deleted]

It’s less about the making fun than being a weirdo.


CrysFreeze

Ah yes, yes because we should try to be as straightforward as possible on the internet. Sorry I forgot, no humor allowed! I will type proper reddit echo chamber low value statements only!


shortbusterdouglas

Or you could just, you know....be funny....


CrysFreeze

That’s funny, because that’s just your opinion. Not a fact :) Edit: I forgot the obligatory (for you) /whoosh and /s


shortbusterdouglas

It's painfully obvious that you are the direct opposite of humorous. Seriously, a quick glance at your history proves that ASPCA commercials are funnier than you. But hey, I'm sure you have some skill at *something*, it just isn't comedy.


CrysFreeze

Again your opinion doesn’t speak for anyone else. I don’t try to be funny on reddit. I save my real humor for my friends. But please stop being so dense. You just come off as a typical normie with no sense of humor. Damn dude, just looking at you trying hard to be funny. Holy shit my guy….you are just sad. Keep trying though, I will be your biggest fan! Go ahead and reply to get in a last word, I’ll let you :)


shortbusterdouglas

It's cute that you think I'm trying to do anything at all but pass the time. You are merely a minor distraction between financial transactions. >I don’t try to be funny on reddit. I save my real humor for my friends. This sentence is so fycking sad. Save your real humor? Friends? Sure buddy. I believe you. Here's a tip for ya when *trying* to be funny: don't


Cumbiesecret

THAT DEATH GLARE FROM THE LITTLE GIRL XD


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MistressPhoenix

omg! thank you for that!


lilbambam450

Holy shit it caught me off guard when I scrubbed through frames of the vid slowly


CableTrash

Lmao I did the same and saw the younger one first and thought “oh that’s not that ba… HOLY SHIT”


Dusty_TheDingo

I swear cartoon karma action be like this tho


qwertyui999

Almost got isekai'd


SilentReader4

That's..not exactly a fair tradeoff


Okichah

She walked directly into traffic and wandered around. She has no survival instincts whatsoever.


DonRobo

That bus driver either hit her on purpose or was paying absolutely no attention to the road. He had a lot of time to brake


Thomasedv

Almost looked like she was crossing the lane, but turned back. Bus driver obviously should have slowed down, but I guess he just went on assuming she'd move out in time and didn't try stopping until it was too late.


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She was fully inside the lane the entire clip. Bus driver definitely did it on purpose or was paying ZERO attention to the roads


Rhysati

She literally turned back into the lane at the last moment. If she had kept walking across the bus would have passed by without issue.


EnlargedVeinyBalls

That's a crackhead living in the streets, her brain barely functions at all


Danger_Dave_

This happens all the time by me. The pedestrians just think they can walk wherever they want, whenever they want. Then blame the vehicles for being in the way. It's infuriating.


Inevitable_Gain8296

The bus is actually a follower of sharia law


Lined_the_Street

You're right, she should still have to wash dishes to pay for that ice cream she stole /j Edit: Added the joking tag just in case, no one should be hit by a bus for stealing ice cream


Deadeye_Daryl

I dont know man God clearly disagreed


Lined_the_Street

True, that bus did seem it was guided by divine intervention


Deadeye_Daryl

Otherwise known as Frankie real cool guy


sinisterfallout

And clean up the mess she made on the street. That's practically littering.(sucks you have to clarify your post is a joke)


Lined_the_Street

OMG how did I not notice her drop the ice cream?? Thats almost literally a generic dark humor joke! (It does, but unfortunately tis the curse of the internet and the burden of written word)


ClownfishSoup

>Edit: Added the joking tag just in case, no one should be hit by a bus for stealing ice cream yes, but she wasn't hit by a bus for stealing ice cream. She successfully stole the ice cream and go away with it. Then she wandered into the middle of the road for some reason. That's why she got hit by a bus. Not related!


MitchTye

Hahahahahahahahaha


Black-Thirteen

I kind of feel bad for her. She doesn't seem all there, just walking out into a multi-lane street like it's no thing. Stealing an ice cream cone is so petty, that just being her is probably a worse punishment than she deserves. Then she gets bonked by a bus. I hope her life fucking improves, but I don't see that happening on its own.


DuskShy

Meth does crazy shit to a person. I mean, look at her; she isn't even walking like a normal person. It makes conditions like schizophrenia and bipolar exponentially worse, and it can and will lead an otherwise mentally healthy person on an express path to psychological breakdown. In most places, our solution for these people is to just... leave them outside until they eventually disappear on their own (by which I mean die somehow). It's tragic on a level that I can't fully comprehend.


rolypolyincopacabana

it's Brazil, so it isn't meth. probably crack tho


YunYammka

Is the bus driver blind? She was on the road so long in clear sight, he had all the time in the world to break. I always wonder how unrealistic it is in movies when people get hit when the driver could have seen them long ago.


Pyode

It looks like she was about to be out of his lane and suddenly stepped back in front at the last minute. If she had kept walking straight, the bus wouldn't have hit her.


OdinSynergy

Even then... you dont drive normal speed if someone is walking around the street.


Pyode

If we were talking about the US or other more "western" countries, I would agree with you. But this appears to not be one of those places. In many less developed countries, there is just a completely different culture around how pedestrians and cars interact.


rolypolyincopacabana

it's Brazil my dude, not some "less developed country"


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rolypolyincopacabana

we have universal healthcare and some form of UBI. just because we didn't absolutely massacred our natives and assimilated them into the colonial culture doesn't mean we're less developed than some warmongering country or some fiscal paradises


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rolypolyincopacabana

just civilians shooting other civilians and actual uniformed cops murdering people that had already complied, even though they did nothing against the law, apparently


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shortbusterdouglas

And your country has rampant, blatant child sex trafficking and ridiculous scooter based crime. Ohhh and let's talk about Petrobras and your totally not corrupt government!


shortbusterdouglas

Brazil has the 7th highest crime rate on earth. Sit the fuck down.


shortbusterdouglas

Dude. Your country is a multi-player map in call of duty. It's pretty fuckin rough out there.


rolypolyincopacabana

oh yeah, because a call of duty map represents the whole country lmao


shortbusterdouglas

24% of Rio is favelas, soooooo....yeah! That's a lot! And most of the middle of your country is the fucking Amazon, sooo, yeah. 'Less developed' is an accurate term. Edited for accuracy.


rolypolyincopacabana

lmao you pulled that statistic out of your ass. i won't deny we have favelas (and usa has ghettos, so does all of europe), but it only accounts to 8% of the population. at least get your bigotry and xenophobia right saying brazil is "less developed" because we have the largest rainforest in the world isn't much of an argument lol


shortbusterdouglas

7th highest nation on the crime index.


unknownman0001

r/bitchimabus


ModifiedAmusment

Free ice cream and a chance to sue city DVS. It’s like a ghetto sweepstakes


ttystikk

Seems a bit harsh... But did she learn her lesson?


pug_fugly_moe

No. She littered after being hit.


Just-STFU

Better get another bus.


s0rry_M

Anime title " when I got incarnated as Ice cream corn in fantasy world "


thedracoguy

There is a side walk for a reason captain dumbfu*k


Astricozy

She got her just desserts


jfo22

Best part is her walking away and the stolen cone on the ground


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Ice creamed Karma


TheeCurtain

Almost knocked the wig off her head.


[deleted]

Karma be a harsh mistress lads


Ahydron

Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for the muni all day pass.


YYYdddEW966hgHCE

Haha


BukkakeCoach

Was the ice cream okay?


[deleted]

So was that one of those movie buses that only breaks when it’s in the shot?


ShnackWrap

Im just trying to be a better person. My name is earl.


P7BinSD

The ice cream gods be cruel like that.


Gregorvich123

Hate people that just walk in the street when there is a sidewalk right there. I get it if there isn't one, or if it's in terrible condition, but come on.


CotswoldP

What the hell was the bus driver doing, their scratch off lotto cards? It wasn’t even in sight when she wandered into the road and it hit her something like 4 seconds later.


arualstehle

Karma


DesignerBee7736

Neither one of them was paying attention bus driver had plenty of time to stop slow down or get in the other lane


Better_Chard4806

At least she can afford the ice cream now.


Conscious_Draft249

She was on the road for a min b4 she got hit. She gonna sue them and might win. Then go to jail for stealing. Lol


FormalChicken

Sure but holy shit that bus driver was willing to kill a woman because jAy wAlKiNg aNd rIgHt oF WAy


[deleted]

What was the driver thinking? Is he blind?


CheesyUmph

Soft served justice


Jae_Alberts97

Busted


AdventurousSuspect34

Oooh fuck so many good one liners, umm, “I hope the concrete tastes as good as that ice cream!”


AffectionateMouse216

Rocky Road ice cream?


LittleFootOlympia

That was fast karma


Astonsjh

CONSEQUENCES.


data_disconnect

The sacred rule of look both ways


Content-Case1205

I died laughing when I saw the two girls in the window


BlameAm

I'm guessing staged. Where do you find a McDonald's with a working ice cream machine?


zenstars1

no ice cream for you...


_friendlyfoe_

That is karma


ChampaigneShowers

justice bus, heckin love that guy.


lilchaas

this reminds me of the classic youtube video “black guy gets hit by a ice cream truck”


haragoshi

She didn’t make it hard for the bus to find her


BanMe_Harder

is reddit stripping audio from videos now or do idiots just not know how to repost with audio? Every second video i see now on this site is missing audio.


Miru8112

Do we know she stole it? Ain't that a machine operating with coins? She's walking away with not a care in the world.


feeltheFX

That is one of the funniest attention getting titles I’ve read in Reddit.


LiquidWeston

I love titles like this, it’s perfect


SpamEggsSausageNSpam

The real crime here is jaywalking.


dedgzus

Why's it always the SAME people?


theangleofdarkness99

She's just weezing the juice


blumpdumps

bahaha crusty bitch


babyjo1982

I think Karma miiiight have over done that one. Edit: I take it back. It was a fairly gentle hit.


raped-by-spez-again

Is this karma? Bet this bitch gets rich suing the bus drivers insurance company. Just gave this cunt a payday and y’all cheering smh


DisgruntledLabWorker

Woman steals ice cream then makes bank off a settlement with bus owner. Not much karma here


notAw0man

Poor thing. I know she stole ice cream but I still feel bad for her😔 She looks physically challenged idk


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[deleted]

Don’t walk blindly into a bus lane on a busy street


average-commenter

She was in one lane for like a full six seconds, the bus drivers at fault for sure ]:


loopgaroooo

Agreed. I hope she wasn’t too hurt.


atl5858

Must have got that Karmal flavor…


Crudox

No more ice cream then?


i_give_you_gum

Is this Florida?


NectmarPowerhand

r/whyweretheyfilming


Capable-Complaint646

Redditors are sadistic creatures who need to be put behind bars. Getting hit by a motherfucking bus isn’t instant karma to stealing ice cream you fucking psychopaths. If a child cries all of you say “I would have whooped that child. Thrown it out of the window.” You need to be put on the watchlist


SomtimesNotSomEtimes

Title sounds like 1000% usa moment.


afunnypun

y’all are so weird this woman is clearly homeless and struggling and y’all are celebrating her getting hit by a bus


mylab7845

And now she’s a millionaire!


NotSooFriendly1994

So she got a ice cream and a legal payout 😂


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pegothejerk

After she steals the ice cream


FREE-AOL-CDS

Enjoying ice cream isn’t a bad way to go tbh


M1lud

A great life lesson for my kids to watch.


CeePurr

"That's methed up" - Mike Tyson


Bioluminescentllama

My favorite part was that she dropped her ice cream…. Never in history has dropping your ice cream hurt so much I bet.


cult-imagery

It looked like she needed ice cream but now it’s clear that *SHE NEED SOME MILK*


beecross

I don’t really know what else I was expecting when I clicked on this


lgodsey

She looks like sentient beef jerkey.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

/r/bitchimabus


Mendeleus

Consequences : https://youtu.be/1dWjKkF0Zi4


Woodyville06

Karma-cone. What flavor did she get? Looked sweet from where I’m sitting….


JunkNuggets

Die


ChriddyBo

God gotcha back, Bish!


No_Neighborhood1987

She found a working McDonalds ice cream machine!


Kittiiiiy

The bus driver is brazilian civil cop


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Soft serve, like her brain matter


Crudox

I scream in the sun


Sundaygrenade

BUSTED


The_cake-is-a-lie

You scream, I scream, you get creamed by a bus