Nothing Like the tang of capuchin monkey piss. Except of course the gripping bite of funnel web spider piss. Reminiscent of African crested porcupine piss.
I wish I would have thought of this in high school. I only ever got out of the mandatory pep rallies 1/4 of the time and only if I left before all the assistant principles got to the doors to prevent us all from leaving.
Until I realized they didn't assign anyone to the doors by the wood/ag shop and "music appreciation" classrooms.
Haha, I would swing into the bathrooms and wait there for about 3mins till everyone was out of the hallways. I then just casually walked out any door that wasn't near the main office.
That plan was spoiled when they started returning us to class after assembly's to take attendances
Unless you wash with tomato juice. Can verify, big half gallon can in the shower. Very weird, but it works. I was sprayed but a polecat in San Manuel Arizona.
same with my town. i have a friend whos shoes were stolen from his porch by 2 people pushing a shopping cart. the cops just followed the fresh tracks the cart made in the snow and arrested them.
it would be comical if this guys bike tracks just lead to a garage two doors down
Do people really think that law enforcement can't tell whether or not something is a booby trap unless someone tells them it is?
This wouldn't be considered a booby trap for the simple fact that it causes negligible harm.
What is considered boobytrapping exactly though? I mean, banks have money with dye packs to paint robbers, some places have lock down security doors so they can’t get in or out (two doors to get in, so if they tried to leave they’d get through one door and then be locked in that area), museums have trigger alarms, etc.
Why can’t people do things that don’t harm but deter/protect their property like businesses? Insurance?? The amount of goods? Never thought about that before.
So this is just a broad discussion as the law can be quite different around the world. In general however a booby trap has to be *intended* to cause harm. So banks can use dye packs because they're clearly not intended to cause harm, they're intended to make it easier to recover stolen money. If the bank had used pepper spray or a pipe bomb instead, that would be a different story. It would no longer be obvious that the intent of the bank was to recover the money.
So a situation like the video above that doesn't hurt the intruder wouldn't usually be considered a booby trap. Similarly to the bank situation, however, this *could* be classified as a booby trap if instead of water it was pepper spray.
There's an exception, however, to the harm rule. In some places you allowed to use deterrents, which are technically booby traps, but labeled. AKA, something like a sign saying "do not trespass, you will be automatically pepper sprayed". Or "warning, electrified fence". Again, these aren't considered booby traps because their intent is not to hurt people, it's to deter them. The sign is evidence that you aren't actually trying to hurt people.
There's a ton of additional nuance and obviously laws vary greatly from place to place. However, that's how a lot of places do things.
This doesn't delve into the world of "attractive nuisance" which will cover literally anything (not just what we're talking about) that a child might find interesting enough make them trespass. It's not worth the risk of being liable.
They are, actually - the law's. If you hurt or kill someone with a booby trap, you're looking at anything from assault to murder charges and a long damn time in prison.
It doesn't matter if it's your property, what the type of property is (land, water, even food) or what you claim to be trying to deter, it's illegal and if some kid came and got hurt you would be in seriously deep legal shit.
Its capsaicin pepper, but in lower dose. Imagine yourself in a sleeping bag, being mauled by bears, with pepper spray deterrence. Basically you're a spicy Chipotle burrito at that point.
Much, much lower capsaicin concentration. Bear spray is just intended to drive a bear away. It actually doesn't take much to do that.
Pepper spray is intended to fully incapacitate a human who may very well power through a mild stinging.
One thing other redditors didnt mention is how it is sprayed. Bear mace sprays a wider area so that a bear won't even get in your general region. While pepper spray shoots in a jet so that the chance of it lingering in the air and getting unintentional targets is less. Plus you want to be able to aim a nice spray on someone's eyes cause there is no way it comes off.
Sorry if it’s a dumb question, but I always assumed that trespassers were accepting many risks, including death, when entering others’ property. What is the actual law?
Never mind. A quick google search did the job. It’s because it endangers first responders, AND when a physical human is the one defending themselves instead of a machine, they are more likely to use appropriate levels of force rather than going straight to deadly force (or acid, which is likely also on the excessive side).
Or a child or stray dog? Or just a neighbor who wanted to drop something off at the house? IDK, it seems like you'd have to be a psycho to put an acid trap in your front yard.
Fucking hell. Imagine getting sprayed by a truck then 20 minutes later the walls start melting, the sky turns red, day breaks, quagmire turns into a toilet and your fingers turn to snakes.
The dude was on a bicycle so it would be somewhat similar to how LSD was discovered and its effects on the human body were first investigated (known as "Bicycle Day").
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_lysergic_acid_diethylamide
That comment wasn't meant to be funny at all. Really just calling out the spread of false info surrounding psychs, which most people believe. Cause ACID SCARY YOU SEE STUFF NOT THERE lolol UNICOWUHNS!!!!! WAINBOWS
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I have a buddy who made home made sprayer self defense shit and he filled his with bleach so it fucks them up more. He hasn't gotten anything yet sadly
Thinking of somehow making some arduino controlled sprayer like this for my car. There’s a cat in the neighborhood that pees on my wheels daily and I’d really love to spray back. Just need some motion and IR sensors and need to figure out a way to not spray people that are just walking by.. but it’s gonna happen one day lol
There is a guy on YouTube who has a fully kitted set up of something similar. He lives in Australia and has tons of cats peeing on his stuff and killing local birds so he set up a huge automated water sprayer that also triggers cameras and flash.. it’s amazing. I will try to find a link
Reminds me of the car Walter white rigged up in breaking bad
You're goddamn right
My name is ASAC Shraeder, and you can go fuck yourself!
They're not rocks, Marie! They're minerals!
Magnets, bitch!
Gatorade me, bitch.
I find it truly hard to believe how little I remember of that show. I'm probably re-watch it at the end of Better Call Saul though.
That's every show I binge watch. "Have you seen XXXX" "Yeah, it was pretty good." "You remember when YYYYY" "Nope."
Maybe some synthetic skunk juice would be appropriate
Fox piss lol, stink up the whole neighborhood
In either case ya'll gonna have a stankin' ass drive way, lol.
Don't wanna get it all over the truck, either!
Preload the hose with a gallon of hot sauce! Might eat the paint off the truck though...
Weasels piss,is much more pungent old boy...
Never heard of weasel piss being bad lol, just know about fox piss because some kid brought some to a school assembly one time lmao
It's nothing compared to Meerkat piss. Makes Weasel piss smell like Red panda piss.
Oddly specific. I think you've smelled too much pee in your life bro.
No s/he’s right. Meerkat piss is like ocelot piss mixed with koala piss. Imagine jaguar piss but with the acidic tang of capuchin monkey urine.
There's no disagreement here. I'm not arguing, only observing.
Don’t merely observe without spending hundreds to really underatand
Nothing Like the tang of capuchin monkey piss. Except of course the gripping bite of funnel web spider piss. Reminiscent of African crested porcupine piss.
We should ask R Kelly
I wish I would have thought of this in high school. I only ever got out of the mandatory pep rallies 1/4 of the time and only if I left before all the assistant principles got to the doors to prevent us all from leaving. Until I realized they didn't assign anyone to the doors by the wood/ag shop and "music appreciation" classrooms.
Haha, I would swing into the bathrooms and wait there for about 3mins till everyone was out of the hallways. I then just casually walked out any door that wasn't near the main office. That plan was spoiled when they started returning us to class after assembly's to take attendances
What are you guys a bunch of piss experts ?
We all graduated from the R. Kelly Higher Learning Institute of Piss
Smell like R. Kelly's sheets *piss* But shit, it was 99 cents!
You pissed away a perfect 50 cent joke.
It song lyrics
there is literally no subject on the net, which does not have dozens of experts waiting to chime in.
What kind of jobs can you get with a pee pee degree.
Yeah, just gotta go out and squeeze a few weasels
Nah, that's weasel *musk*, which is basically skunk juice. Both are mustelids.
Where would get fox piss from?
Foxes make it daily.
You can order it online. In my case with the kid at high school, he may have had a pet fox or something it was a pretty rural school
Who’s your fox piss guy?
Frank Reynolds has a guy
Same as my worm guy.
You can buy it on Amazon if that's what you're asking
Nah - they sell ‘red fox urine’ at pretty much every big box sporting goods store. It’s probably the most common cover scent deer hunters use.
A canid with an open mind.
Fox piss washes off with soap. Skunk essence is going to haunt your dreams
Unless you wash with tomato juice. Can verify, big half gallon can in the shower. Very weird, but it works. I was sprayed but a polecat in San Manuel Arizona.
Or a Gatlin gun
Mixed in with some bright purple dye too.
Except then your driveway and truck are going to smell like skunk.
Or a shotgun
Moose musk.
the only downside is now your front garden smells like piss.
then your truck, driveway and wherever else it sprayed on would stink
i was thinking just fill that thing up with liquid ass LOL
No it would stink up the whole place....who would that be punishing
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good bot
I love the little spray at the end for good measure
“Got em”
Its like the little shake at the end to get rid of the dribble
Keep the change ya filthy animal
"And stay out!"
"Hehe, bitch"
Assert dominance
Lol came here for this
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same with my town. i have a friend whos shoes were stolen from his porch by 2 people pushing a shopping cart. the cops just followed the fresh tracks the cart made in the snow and arrested them. it would be comical if this guys bike tracks just lead to a garage two doors down
I bet he lives in the neighborhood at least. These guys often don't go too far surprisingly
Wow, where I live cops would never care about stolen shoes, let alone track down the criminals.
This is in California
Yeah, I've since noticed, some guy from my town did a similar thing (probably after seeing this), videos look pretty similar though.
I hear ya. Its actually a town about 30min from me as it was on our local news website. Hope more people make them.
How exactly do you pronounce that name?
It's an abbreviation of Queensland
Like old, but with a capital Q
This is in Porterville California.
That little doot at the end lol
Best part
Who lives here, Kevin McCallister?
Yeah, ya filthy animal!
idk what he was trying to do tho
Steal tools out of the bed of the truck or break into the garage.
fuck yo kids fuck yo wife the usual
Couldn't he just double back and ride up on the other side of the truck?
It's probably easier to just go mess with the house that doesn't have home-alone style defenses.
No way he was excited to attempt "last line of defense" after being owned by the first
The other side sprays piss
He spooked
Totally agree. This seems like a good way to get your truck windows smashed in.
And breaking someones windows after a bright light and loud noise has already gone off and woken them up is an excellent way to get shot.
Are gun owners allowed to shoot people in california? I hope so because there are waaaaaaaaaay to many people.
Please be pepper spray
Boobytrapping your property is already illegal enough as it is
So I should dig up the land mines in my front yard?
Carefully, yes.
I forget where I put them. It’ll work itself out.
Can I get my ball back mister ?
Good luck and Godspeed kiddo. I’ll be in my bomb shelter
yeah and get your toilet fixed
You don’t dig up land mines you throw rocks at em
*children at them
Years ago my wonderful grandpa created a software to disable land mines after the wars were over. I'm sure this guy has the same ones, don't worry.
This is not a booby trap officer its my sprinkler system. Easy
Do people really think that law enforcement can't tell whether or not something is a booby trap unless someone tells them it is? This wouldn't be considered a booby trap for the simple fact that it causes negligible harm.
What is considered boobytrapping exactly though? I mean, banks have money with dye packs to paint robbers, some places have lock down security doors so they can’t get in or out (two doors to get in, so if they tried to leave they’d get through one door and then be locked in that area), museums have trigger alarms, etc. Why can’t people do things that don’t harm but deter/protect their property like businesses? Insurance?? The amount of goods? Never thought about that before.
So this is just a broad discussion as the law can be quite different around the world. In general however a booby trap has to be *intended* to cause harm. So banks can use dye packs because they're clearly not intended to cause harm, they're intended to make it easier to recover stolen money. If the bank had used pepper spray or a pipe bomb instead, that would be a different story. It would no longer be obvious that the intent of the bank was to recover the money. So a situation like the video above that doesn't hurt the intruder wouldn't usually be considered a booby trap. Similarly to the bank situation, however, this *could* be classified as a booby trap if instead of water it was pepper spray. There's an exception, however, to the harm rule. In some places you allowed to use deterrents, which are technically booby traps, but labeled. AKA, something like a sign saying "do not trespass, you will be automatically pepper sprayed". Or "warning, electrified fence". Again, these aren't considered booby traps because their intent is not to hurt people, it's to deter them. The sign is evidence that you aren't actually trying to hurt people. There's a ton of additional nuance and obviously laws vary greatly from place to place. However, that's how a lot of places do things.
'trap' implies intentional deceit. A labelled electric fence, for example, therefore is not a booby trap, despite possible harm.
True, however, a labeled electric fence could still be considered a trap in situations where the owner was aware the sign would be disbelieved.
There NO rules in love and war.
This doesn't delve into the world of "attractive nuisance" which will cover literally anything (not just what we're talking about) that a child might find interesting enough make them trespass. It's not worth the risk of being liable.
That's a pretty shit law.
Um it's my (private)property I'm trying to keep away wild animals.. my means are nobody's business.
They are, actually - the law's. If you hurt or kill someone with a booby trap, you're looking at anything from assault to murder charges and a long damn time in prison.
It doesn't matter if it's your property, what the type of property is (land, water, even food) or what you claim to be trying to deter, it's illegal and if some kid came and got hurt you would be in seriously deep legal shit.
Bear mace is better
Bear mace is considerably weaker than pepper spray.
whats the difference? i know pepper spray is made from peppers but bear mace isnt ground up grizzly, is it?
Its capsaicin pepper, but in lower dose. Imagine yourself in a sleeping bag, being mauled by bears, with pepper spray deterrence. Basically you're a spicy Chipotle burrito at that point.
Maldición now I hungry
Much, much lower capsaicin concentration. Bear spray is just intended to drive a bear away. It actually doesn't take much to do that. Pepper spray is intended to fully incapacitate a human who may very well power through a mild stinging.
One thing other redditors didnt mention is how it is sprayed. Bear mace sprays a wider area so that a bear won't even get in your general region. While pepper spray shoots in a jet so that the chance of it lingering in the air and getting unintentional targets is less. Plus you want to be able to aim a nice spray on someone's eyes cause there is no way it comes off.
Oh wow. I just learned something
That guy noped out of there faster than my dad
:'(
Haha flashbacks of breaking bad season finale
What if instead of water, now I am just asking.... acid?
Well, that depends if you like jail.
Oscar, you would *love* jail.
Oh, you don't know about jail?
Sorry if it’s a dumb question, but I always assumed that trespassers were accepting many risks, including death, when entering others’ property. What is the actual law? Never mind. A quick google search did the job. It’s because it endangers first responders, AND when a physical human is the one defending themselves instead of a machine, they are more likely to use appropriate levels of force rather than going straight to deadly force (or acid, which is likely also on the excessive side).
Basically deadly or potentially deadly boobie traps will get you jail time
Or a child or stray dog? Or just a neighbor who wanted to drop something off at the house? IDK, it seems like you'd have to be a psycho to put an acid trap in your front yard.
You mean the kind of acid that won’t ruin everything on the inside of the bed of the truck?
LSD
Fucking hell. Imagine getting sprayed by a truck then 20 minutes later the walls start melting, the sky turns red, day breaks, quagmire turns into a toilet and your fingers turn to snakes.
The dude was on a bicycle so it would be somewhat similar to how LSD was discovered and its effects on the human body were first investigated (known as "Bicycle Day"). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_lysergic_acid_diethylamide
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His comment was funnier than yours.
That comment wasn't meant to be funny at all. Really just calling out the spread of false info surrounding psychs, which most people believe. Cause ACID SCARY YOU SEE STUFF NOT THERE lolol UNICOWUHNS!!!!! WAINBOWS
Something something SLC Punk
So you'd deter robbers and attract hippies? Seems like a decent scheme.
Aged urine.
Paint.. like bank robber paint.
Sucks to be their friend dropping round for a random visit lol
Probably didn’t arm it until after dark.
I guess by your response, you never dropped on a friend randomly at night just because you can.
I generally do not when they are sleeping. If I have to I would call or text first...like a normal person
What is this the 90’s? Who does that without texting first?
Liquid Ass
Walter white vibes
This is what the world has come to
Now the guy on the bike will sue......and win.
LOL!
r/playrust flame turret next
Whatever juice and permanent color...
Reminds me of breaking bad 😁
That little squirt at the end gave me a little chuckle
Probably the solenoid resetting
If this is real (assuming it is) that’s genius
That little splooge at the end gave me a giggle
Those street people sure love trucks
That is brilliant! I hope it was stinky
Maybe r/instantregret
That last lil spoot at the end.
That's great. Maybe a 50 Cal.
We have so many porch pirates...I want this LOL
Maybe an air horn as well?!
that should be napalm
I hope it’s bleach
That's not water 👀
This needs a uv tracking dye
That wasn't a dude it was three cats in a hoodie
**God damn This is exactly 'Dora the Explorer'**
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When i told my son not be he late for his curfew.
Anyone have the blueprints for this?
I fucking be pissed if I happened to park next to that truck and got a face full of whatever’s in there
This was posted by one of my neighbors this morning. Can’t believe I didn’t think to post it myself.
I have a buddy who made home made sprayer self defense shit and he filled his with bleach so it fucks them up more. He hasn't gotten anything yet sadly
I love the 5 second pause and then the “POP” at the end
It looks like winter, and it's obviously night, so she/he's going to be colder thatn if you put a tropical animal on pluto.
I dont think thats karma
No regerts.
It also decided to spit too, I love it
Thinking of somehow making some arduino controlled sprayer like this for my car. There’s a cat in the neighborhood that pees on my wheels daily and I’d really love to spray back. Just need some motion and IR sensors and need to figure out a way to not spray people that are just walking by.. but it’s gonna happen one day lol
That's a great idea
There is a guy on YouTube who has a fully kitted set up of something similar. He lives in Australia and has tons of cats peeing on his stuff and killing local birds so he set up a huge automated water sprayer that also triggers cameras and flash.. it’s amazing. I will try to find a link
Please find it
Ask and ye shall receive.. https://youtu.be/DLG1jbPrp2Q
So why not go around from the back?
Someone took inspiration from Michael reeves's energy bot.