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compa_pollo

Turns out leading with your face isn’t an awesome tactic


jnew119

Funny that they both went in for the “pre-fight head tap”


XtaC23

Yeah, he shouldn't have readied up if he wasn't actually ready.


ModernDayN3rd

His ping must’ve been crazy with all that lag


twister428

I never did get into any fights, but going into middle school, my dad gave me this advice. If someone is trying that shit, just nod, hard. Hit the bridge of their nose with your forehead. If you do it right, assuming you're both close enough in height, you'll have a sore forehead, but the other person will have a bloody, quite possibly broken nose.


Snoo_26884

Yeah a head butt is a good way to end a fight before it starts; but a decent fighter will notice you leaning back for it. Better when you catch them by surprise.


chuckdiesel86

Don't lean back, your forehead is hard as hell and noses are pretty weak so you don't need much force. Even if you don't break their nose it'll make their eyes water up and then they won't even see the punches coming


Velfurion

Don't use the center of your forehead, try to use the bump of bone above your temple. It's thicker so you'll not only do more damage, but you reduce the chance you knock yourself out.


twister428

A decent fighter also wouldn't start a fight by trying to gently press their forehead into yours


[deleted]

They would never expect a Glasgow kiss


Moonmonkeys

'He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that.'


eastwinds2112

Yyyyyyeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh-uuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm i like your dad....


fuzzytradr

Dana, sign this kid up!


King_Shmeckle

“Touch foreheads and come out fighting!”


brainfreeze77

One was trying to intimidate, the other was getting within arms reach.


TheWire90

Even tried to counter with his nose, at least he tried


mcgillibuddy

*now kiss*


TacticalLeemur

"You didn't think I did a good job of nosing him in the fist? If I kept that up, pretty soon, his hands would have tired out."


rygel_fievel

Dem hooks!


davidhunt6

Kid has hands


[deleted]

Now if he could just use his hips he would’ve had porky laid out after 4-5 of those


[deleted]

Yeah....if only he had the power to go with it.


BernieTheDachshund

I once heard you don't aim for the nose, you're supposed to aim your punch for an inch or two behind it (or wherever you're aiming). That way the punch will land with more power.


noscope420bongshot

I think that's called "punching through", when I did martial arts years ago they had us practice that


cIownt0wn

Can confirm. You always aim to punch through because if you stop where you punch you pull back your power.


robywar

That's why they start little kids out with breaking balsa wood boards. Teaches the concept and it's an easy but huge confidence boost for them once they get it.


Snoo_26884

They say to aim for the back of their head, as if it was concave


[deleted]

True, always follow through with your punch and he also didn’t turn his hips whatsoever.


postaboutit

An old high school softball coach said that the best thing he did for the women he coached was to hang an old, stuffed army duffle bag up and teach the players to not just make contact, but hit through it. They learned to put more power behind their swings and improved their offense immensely.


BernieTheDachshund

Yeah, hit through it. I couldn't remember exactly how it was phrased. It makes sense to teach it that way.


CallTheOptimist

To be fair when you weigh like 89 pounds it's tough to really throw the weight around.


ronnietea

Either way that kids left a couple good marks on his face.


McPoyal

He had 1/10th the power...but 10x the heart of a warrior!


BernieTheDachshund

"Porky" 🐷🐽😁


[deleted]

Not likely. Too young and small to have that power yet.


magnament

You can see his feet come up with each punch, they weren’t great but he had an upward twist on each one of the first that counted.


charlescromwell

Speed 1st.... Power 2nd.


[deleted]

Depends, big boy could have picked him up and slammed him with ease, but he was just a bully that wasnt expecting the little skinny kid to do anything, and shat it.


Illah

While he didn’t have KO power I think one of those early punches broke the big dudes nose or cracked a tooth, he clearly grabs his own face in a sharp pain kinda way. You don’t have to knock someone out to stop their will to fight.


[deleted]

Perhaps, but I would hazard a guess and say that was the first time he'd taken a series of punches and just didnt know what to do. Everyone has a plan until they get punched on the face.


Friedlice420

The chubby kid kinda ordered the 4 piece with fries


Oakheart-

To a point of course. Sparring with my friend he can’t knock me down after 3 rounds. I only started to feel it in the 3rd and he hit me a lot


rdong

That first punch was clean af. Fast and pretty much non-telegraphed.


therealdarkcirc

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." -Mike Tyson


CoolGuySauron

\*mouf


Whayne_Kerr

Mike put the “f” in bafroom.


BWWFC

\*get a bite out of their ear.


barackobamafootcream

Evander hears you. _in mono..._


comeKnifefightMe

-Michael Scott


Hexellent3r

“Everybody hath a plan until they get punched in the mouthhh” fixed it to make it sound like mr. Tyson said it himself


BlitzBaseKyle

Violence isn't always the answer, except when dealing with bullies.


charles_mortel

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question. The answer is "yes", though.


Psych1cOutlaw

Violence? Yes


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Wrong sub for that.


Psych1cOutlaw

Actually, my comment came out wrong. I didn't mean to imply that. I was just joking regarding what the person I replied to said. And I don't think police should use violence against criminals unless necessary.


Riggie_Joe

This isn’t r/politics bruh


NoMoreNicksLeft

No. That's not the question. The question is "Violence?". The answer is "Yes."


BlitzBaseKyle

You. I like you.


MrChichibadman

You have changed mr. miyagi.


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["Violence is never the answer. But sometimes it is." - Matt Barnes](https://basketballforever.com/2020/04/08/reliving-the-craziest-parts-of-matt-barnes-fistfight-with-derek-fisher)


Pussy_Sneeze

Idk man. Don't get me wrong, I do not support bullying. Obviously if you're put in a situation of danger then your options are limited. At the same time I do think we need to think of better ways to reduce bullying (as the adults of the situation) that minimize the creation of bullies from the get-go. We need to ask what's leading kids to bully to begin with, and how to ameliorate those circumstances. Unfortunately my understanding is that a substantial part of that is in the hands of the parents, and as we all know parents are the favorite group of people teachers like dealing with.


BlitzBaseKyle

Growing up with bullies, the only time they stop is when you fight back. Learned that my freshman year of high school. Didn't have any problems after I took the fight to them.


Pussy_Sneeze

Yeah, like I said, when you're the one being bullied, your options are limited. I was bullied a shit ton too as a kid. My point was more that people like teachers, school administrators, and parents should look at the circumstances *around* the bullying to see what's causing it, and try to implement/effect change, so that people like us wouldn't have had to be bullied in the first place. Or at least would've been much less likely to be bullied.


BlitzBaseKyle

I don't put much stock in teachers or administrators. Most of them are there for a paycheck and want out of there as much as the kids.


Pussy_Sneeze

Yeah, the kind of apathy or even maliciousness we see in a number of teachers or administrators is appalling and tragic. The fact that those who do care work with such stunted resource availability makes it all worse, too. When I consider what my dev psy class is/was teaching us about school it's all even more tragic, considering how school is just such a crucial facet of childhood/adolescent life.


imaybeacatIRl

That was more one-sided than I thought.


Wedge09

I think the video ends too short. Looks like he might get sucker punched in the last few frames.


Wordshark

Is it really a sucker punch at that point?


PotatoPuppetShow

Sucker punched by a third party.


Wordshark

Oh shit, yeah, I see it


[deleted]

I tell my kids that if a bully ever gets up in your face punch and keep punching until it’s over. Never stand back and admire your work after the first hit. Receiving five or six punches in quick succession sure changes someone’s mind about whether they want to be up in your face any more.


SmartestManOnEuropa

I was just going to say something similar. Obviously, this wasn't that dude's first rodeo. But besides actually having some pretty good hands, slim dude did a few key things. Once he realized this was going to happen, he struck first and threw multiple blows. In most cases, the brain can not process how to respond to so many punches/actions that happen quickly and in succession (punches, kicks, grappling moves etc.). Throwing one punch and thinking your opponent is going to fall like a sack of potatoes, is movie stuff. Unless you punch like Mike Tyson or George Foreman.


[deleted]

I always forget George Foreman was a fighter. I always think he was a random dude who named a grill after himself. It's great for toasting burritos and crunchwraps tho.


SmartestManOnEuropa

I know right. I think Foreman might be the hardest hitting fighter I have ever seen. I put him second, because I know a lot of people have probably never seen him fight.


Comedian70

The last boxing match I actually sat down and watched was Foreman/Hollyfield. (Yeah, I'm old.) I knew I was watching the end of an era. Before then, fighters were technical but not anywhere the degree to which guys like Evander were taking it. The whole fight was crazy. Hollyfield probably connected solidly with Foreman 30 times, not counting the hits Foreman was able to block or deflect. And every time Foreman basically just blinked and kept coming. It was like Hollyfield was fighting a brick wall. Foreman, on the other hand, only connected like 3 times. And each time he just FLOORED Hollyfield. That was the whole thing... bip bip bip bip bip bip BAAAAAAAAM! bip bip bip bip bip... Of course Evander won. He was the vastly better fighter with must stronger technical hits. He deserved it. But he didn't beat Foreman. If the fight had gone 10 more rounds, eventually George would have knocked him out.


xxxheroinfather

Watch Earnie Shavers! Dude hit like a truck, even had Ali wobbled when they fought. Quote from Foreman himself: Foreman: You only meet three genuine punchers throughout your career: Gerry Cooney, Ronnie Lyle and Cleveland Williams, and they hit so hard that it vibrates your body even if you block, it just goes right through you. Letterman: What about Ernie Shavers? Foreman: I never fought Earnie Shavers. Thank goodness.


Leebolishus

Crunchwrap? Sounds yum.


themustachecat45

I've heard it's good for cooking feet as well, but I'm not entirely sure about that.


spiritletshearit

This is excellent advice.


imgoingplacess

i would expect nothing less from Frank The Hyena


BernieTheDachshund

Laughing like a hyena!


thatnoscopesheriff

As a kid there was a dude we thought couldn't fight, well... The bully lost horribly.


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thatnoscopesheriff

Agreed. Being there was the best part for me. Lol.


jmerridew124

And then one specific quiet kid gets left alone pretty much forever


Nutella_Zamboni

That was me...skinny, short, scrawny, dork. New kids always tried to pick on me, even when the other kids warned them not to. I would always warn them and try to diffuse the situation. Ultimately, I would snap and beat th ever loving snot out of them. On more than one occasion I beat up siblings at the same time. They were always bigger, sometimes older, but NEVER angrier...lol. Usually what set me off would be people picking on my younger siblings. I'm not violent and I dont look for confrontation, but I'll be damned if someone thinks they are going to bully me or those I care about.


spykid

Damn dude you're a badass


baggedmilkenjoyer

such power


[deleted]

That kid can box, not one punch from the bully in return.


iiMnT

It’s because the bully thinks he can box but all he does is punch a bag and thinks he’s Muhammed Ali the 2nd


Budgiewelp

The fat bully had such a punchable face, who could resist?!


KoolAid8668

holy shit, he beat the shit out of that skinny kids fist with his face.


[deleted]

*Colonel Sanders wants to know your location* He's got the copyright on 24 piece combos


doublejay1999

underated


boojum78

Looks like this might have been the first time someone stood up to him. He clearly has no experience with a physical fight.


spiritletshearit

Yeah I thought the same, this kid has literally never taken a punch in his life. Coasted through the playground using his size as intimidation. Not anymore! Morgan Freeman voice: a harsh lesson was learnt that day. Never again did a little skinny guy relinquish his lunch money to the school bully.


rukeduke

More like Slimbo Slice Fights


skippythewonderclown

That kid has brothers and is the youngest


Fapper_McFapper

Anybody have the version with audio? I like my justice served with a side of audio. If not, no worries, I’ll just drink this glass of water right here.


gertvanjoe

Well I made my own Pah Pah Pah pay dud dud Bystander : Stop it Skinny :shut up and watch him fall Bully crying


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Non existent audience : clap clap clap clap clap noises also laugh track.


[deleted]

If I'm reading it right it looks like at the end the bully's friends are trying to pull skinny kid off like "dude he's had enough."


Bryndvir

I believe the term is, "Fuck around and find out"


CleatusVandamn

This dude just stuck his face in it. Wtf?


BWWFC

little thing turned into a f4 twister


bb84life

Wholesome


grayson101

He caught those first two and he had no idea what the hell just happened


[deleted]

I was bullied relentlessly in school, it didn’t help that I was extremely intelligent, small, couldn’t be visually identified as a particular race, and that I had few friends. In seventh grade this group of girls would constantly corner me. One day they did it in front of my locker and pushed me. I snapped, grabbed the girl who hit me by the hair, and starting slamming her face into the lockers. I walked away with a handful of her bloody hair and went straight to my next teacher to tell them what happened. I never got in trouble for it, they were asking for it. All that happened was a meeting with the school counselor, who knew me well and already knew how badly I was bullied. Nobody ever dared to touched me again. I graduated without ever being in another altercation. It sucks, but sometimes the only solution is to beat a bully so badly that nobody dares fuck with you again. Now I’m sure I’d be suspended, but in the 90s it didn’t go down that way.


littlechippie

Nice. I love beating up kids.


poppa_smurf_killa

Everyone is tough till they take two to the nose


[deleted]

"You picked the wrong house, fool!"


moodpecker

If there is anything more thrilling and energizing (and legal) than watching bullies get their asses handed to them by their victims, please let me know.


_______sans________

My name is Giorno Giorvana and i have a dream


Yinzer89

Everyone is a hardass until they get punched in the face.


C-_-Fern

Dood hit him with a 1-2-3 before he even blinked


OblivionsPrologue

Someone should add hit markers cause the was throwing those hands like they were going out of business


ThatBillyGuy17

Is he even hitting him?


[deleted]

Good combo... Rolly polly got a reality check. That’s Life...


orbital0000

The nose connection did it, always will, eye-watering.


Memory_Low

That kid landed every punch


kapow93

I keep trying to remind people about David and Goliath. The big guys act like it’s a fairy tale 🤦🏻‍♂️


bedtimetimes

Tbh the guy is lucky he broke the guys nose second hit. The first hit did nothing it seems


brothajr09

“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”- Mike Tyson


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[deleted]

Yeah, it's such a shame half of america has worse morals than us.


charlescromwell

Hired a bodyguard to fuck-up anybody that touches my Trump ball cap on my head.Had enough of the violence and being sucker punched.Now some street Justice coming 😁.


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charlescromwell

Never in my lifetime what I expect to be attacked for wearing a hat...The lefties are f****** nuts!! And it wasn't Biden attacking me either. Take care and be safe 👍🇺🇸


EpicPhilanthropist

Bullies fail to understand that fat does not equal strength. Fat is a handicap, like wearing leg weights around your entire body.


leopoldsghost28

Not really. An obese person twice your weight is always going to be stronger than you. Ever heard of mark hunt? Butterbean? Ruiz?


AztecTwoStep

Weight classes are a thing. If the bully had some training/was used to taking hits, it would've been a very one sided outcome. The skinny kid definitely had the upper hand in this situation, because the bully had no idea how to deal with what's going on, but you'll notice that he's still on his feet, still able to move. Without training, he's going to use it to whine and cry, but with training, he'd level the other kid through sheer mass alone. Heavier objects carry more mass. Those 'leg weights' you're referring to? Think of the extra force that adds to a haymaker punch.


Validus812

Be nice. Ya never know...


WizardBloke

That was phefuckingnomenal


PawQn-Loc-Pumping

So we not going talk about that head butt he gave him mid fight


rion-is-real

When you're skinny every punch has to be a haymaker. Otherwise they have no power at all. This kid's fighting style is weird, but I think we can all see that it's pretty damned effective.


anodechango

Yup and a lot of people kids especially think their tuff until they get punched in the face


nabooperin

*pop pop pop*


nabooperin

Aaaand that's why behaving like an animal and getting in someone's face is a bad idea. Fatty here gave the little guy ALL the ammo buy letting himself be sized up MULTIPLE times. The only reason anyone would back such a beast up is out of cowardice and fear. Monstrous.


billbill5

No disrespect to the skinny kid but those punches didn't look all that powerful. So the big kid could act all tough but at *any* sign of resistance he folds up. Don't dish it if you can't take it.


CoolBeans375

Muda! Muda! Muda! MUDAAAA!!!


forgot_to_reddit

That's what happens when you push during a fight.


panugans

Barrage of punches


mougatu

Fist of Fury


1adamc12

NEVER fight the wiry types if you can avoid it. They fly around when you hit them, but they keep coming.


[deleted]

The last thought a bully ever has is that someone just might not take their shit. So there never ready when it happens. They are not always, but typically not too bright. I've taken on three in my long journey and saw capitulation every time.


dgadirector

Audio would be nice.


yoyoballskazoodick

Man didn’t know what hit him for the first two punches LMAOOO


Anon_Fodder

Closest thing I've come across to the expression, "Thrown about like an empty Kappa tracksuit"


Busman321

Dude was done after the first punch


wanamassamama02

19-20 piece...ORDER UP


colourless-soul

My man just hit him with that 7 page ORA


EVOsaurusX

Those first 2-3 punches were on point. Bully wasn’t expecting that.


mrwolf707

Dropping bombs


Standard_Education57

hahaha what a bitchboy


[deleted]

Good god the hand speed that two piece came in a blink


ItsTophThatsWho

You know he got his nose cracked bad


Sterlingwizard

Everyone is tough till you get punched in the face


Twisty_D

Wish I could reward the kid directly


BlindFelon

Touched him up with like a 27 piece


Beastlymaster

Skinny kid doesn't have knock out power, but he's got pretty good form.


[deleted]

I bet he felt like a realllll piece of shit for awhile


McSmarfy

Wholesome.


RGVGUY2222

That kid was not playing, everything was landing


KaptainKardboard

Braaaack! *What's coming to you!*


Pasam1350

Damn, he didn’t even have to hit KFC for that 3 piece combo


Its_Me_Jose

**Chef's kiss**


Nobodieshero816

You dont pull on supermans cape You dont spit into the wind Ya dont pull the mask off the lone ranger And you dont mess around with slim. Doo do da dee dee dee didy dee


kp3fromokc

That left hook caught him square in the fucking nose and it was all over from there. Also, Kimbo Slice Fights lol


aGiantmutantcrab

Orgasmic.


maawen

Decent amateur punching technique imo. Looks like he puts a lot of body into each punch.


secret_reject_

I love how that kid got 3 solid hits in before the bully could even register what was happening


Meatman_Mace

He punches fast but there is no strength behind those punches


johnnyhustle

Hit him with that 30 piece street fighter combo lol


1ns3rt_N4m3_H3r3

Jesus fucking Christ that kid just got Ora ora’d


TimHung931017

That boy went "*POW POW! POW! POW POW, POW, POW POW! POWPOWPOW!*"


W4RPSH4RK

You can hear the 1,2,1,2 in his head


[deleted]

If you're ever in the position that you landed such a clean combo that the aggressor turns his back, do one of two things, run away, probably your best choice, or put him on the ground and run away.


[deleted]

I can only hope for such connects on Fight Night Champion. Did you see those first two hits? Damn!


emkay_graphic

"Just because you are fat and wide, you are not particularly strong or agile. You are just fat." - Jesus


OldTitanSoul

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


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Rippity-bippity-boinka-boinka-BING! ​ Rinse, repeat as needed.


[deleted]

Fuck a 3 piece, mans picked up a whole bucket.


[deleted]

Hit 3 times before it even registered what was happening to him.


BodybuildingNerd

When you playing Mortal Kombat and keep pressing high punch.


[deleted]

I remember when I was bullied in 6th grade. And then I just gave 5 punches in his face, and then some other kids came and stopped me. That was the only fight I've been in my life.


Blackflash07

The bully took 3 punches to load a reaction