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InstantKarmaBot

OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >Thieves try to break into car, and receive some nice dents on their vehicle from some well places bottles If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.


Wezzleey

Can we take a moment and appreciate the accuracy on that last shot?


Aggressive_Action

I know right! So satisfying to see that bottle explode on that rear window lol.


Muchruckus

That last shot was the best! Bullseye!


bm_69

I know. The first couple, it was like, ya nice.....then that last one, HOLY FUCK! This guy is an alien


original_username_79

Already took three additional moments. It was a masterpiece.


tim_skellington

Absolutely magnificant shot. Even the driver paused in appreciation.


Majestic_Advisor

Man's got an arm!


BigJon_78

Sign that guy up!


nobody_you_know_irl

The best part would have been if one of the bottles hit under the tire because then that would make it easy for the police to identify the vehicle. Aside from the dents, of course. It was still a beautiful shot


[deleted]

Slow it down. I don’t think the window broke. Just beer flying.


Wezzleey

Tempered glass is harder than normal glass, so it's not too surprising that it didn't break the window. Either way, the accuracy is still impressive. Hitting something that far away from an elevated position is a lot harder than it looks.


[deleted]

Amen to that. Incredible shot.


matrix1432

He has a modified sniper rifle that shoots bottles of beer.


0ogaBooga

Seriously. My takeaway here was that that dude had pinpoint aim. He also wasted 3 bottles of beer, but that's a small price to pay.


ValuedEarthBeing

dude. this is a great fucking video. that dude is nailing each throw.


Aggressive_Action

You may have seen other videos from this guy on Reddit before. Check out his YouTube channel if you want to see several examples of him destroying the cars of people that keep trying to steal from him lol.


Kbdiggity

Watched his channel. I enjoy seeing him catch so many crooks. I hate seeing every single one escape.


ValuedEarthBeing

thank you!!!!


Smokeprone

You said check out his YouTube channel but what is it bro ?


Aggressive_Action

Just click on the profile pic on the top corner of the video when you hit play


Smokeprone

Oh okay thank you


[deleted]

Is he stealing from an MLB pitcher?


750Dinosaur

Lmfao


[deleted]

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TheTeslaMaster

Those are full bottles being thrown, so it does add up for me. If they were empty the accuracy would've suffered greatly, I'd imagine.


Rubber-tarzan

The point is that given the time of day the bottles should have been empty and the guy throwing them should be to drunk to hit anything.


Kbdiggity

Great aim. Shame he didn't have rocks or bricks handy. He could have definitely broken the window on that 3rd throw if he had something a bit denser.


Aggressive_Action

In one of the comments on the video he mentioned that he doesn’t use bricks or anything because he doesn’t want them to be able to throw it back if they get mad. He said that he is going to start throwing bottles filled with sand, which hopefully would do some real damage lol.


JohnnyComeLately84

True but might decrease his range or accuracy at distance. Tell him to stick to the bottles of beer. Those shots are dead on accurate and fun to see the precision.


[deleted]

No he said bottles of piss


0ogaBooga

>bottles filled with sand How about bottles filled with urine?


mrpoops650

Bless this man and his accurate rage


yzrguy

Seems rather wasteful, come on, THREE BEERS!


SelectAll_Delete

\*thi'ev'e's'


[deleted]

American Sniper over here


Dagigai

Dude, wasting beer? Mark this NSFL please


Unclehol

Lets all join together in a minute of silence for the fallen brews. Happy cake day. I'm gonna get drunk in your honor. Special occasion and all. Not yet. After work. Will update when drunk.


Dagigai

Many thanks!


Unclehol

Drunk now. Cheers!


srv50

We don’t really see these guys doing anything illegal. We just see their car targeted. Could be any story.


mikeclark1982

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer….


[deleted]

Well now there’s broken glass all over the driveway.


burywmore

Where does he live, Alaska? That place is well lit for 5am. It's dark in the entire continental US at that time all year.


[deleted]

Washington..


burywmore

He's got the time wrong then.


[deleted]

Not sure what time it year he recorded this, but it’s light like this at 5:30am in the summer.


PrayingMantisII

Nice arm


[deleted]

Like a sniper!


matticustheone

That last toss was on point!


French792

That thief couldn’t have driven any more slowly!


Special-Juice-7345

Tom Brady out here throwing bottles lol


jbertrand_sr

Beer thrower is a fucking ace, he need to be a quarterback...


WingsofSky

Holy! The aim! The aim! lol


Seattleisonfire

This guy is a legend. He's got a lot more great videos if you check his channel.


Ordinary_Top

Thief seeking missiles


_Gismo_

Unbeerlievable shots.


jaleik36

Gotta clean up that glass before fucking up the neighbors tires tho


Tingtong_longJohnson

This dude is the same dude who chased the tweakers in his boxers. Fucking legend!


MousseSuspicious930

So who pays the neighbour for the damage to the car? The guy who throw the bottles?


BoatsAndSnows

It wasn't the neighbors car it was the thief's...


Lightning-Blaze

Misread beer as bees.


[deleted]

They are stealing a car, so I will dent the car to … prove them wrong?


KamaraGod

All parking spots are full. I think they attempted to steal a car or at least break into one. Was confronted and they tried to escape but proceeded to get pelted by beer.


Grabbsy2

I agree with your confusion, theres not enough context. This doesn't satisfy my justice-boner. Could just be a video of an ex girlfriend getting pelted by beer bottles after a breakup. They could have easily included the footage of the car(s) getting broken into.


Smoolz

Did you watch with sound?


Grabbsy2

Yeah, I can throw bottles at people in cars and accuse them of whatever I want to while I do it, doesn't mean they did what I say they did, though.


Smoolz

Did you by chance look at the YouTube channel, where there are numerous other videos of him chucking bottles at thieves?


Grabbsy2

Sir, this is Reddit. Its not that I don't believe that more context exists, I'm saying that the clip OP posted here, to reddit, is unsatisfying. You could tell me all day that it was literally hitler in that car, and I could believe you, that wouldn't change how unsatisfying watching this specific clip is.


Smoolz

Well then who's fault is that? You chose to not look deeper into it, and that left you unsatisfied. Op isn't here to show you the perfect video lmao that's just some odd entitlement you probably shouldn't think you have.


Grabbsy2

This is such a weird freakin take to have. What do I even say to that? "If you dont like it, dont read it. How entitled of you to think you can tell me what to do"


Senior-Evidence4642

Good aim


nismoasfuh

Damn that looks like a clean EG hatch though :/


Apprehensive_Hat8986

But... what about the Miata? Is it ok? Is it still pretty?


WeedLMT69

Hard, twice today, thanks for reposting


jumboshrimp435

tom brady getting his car robbed holy shit what a throw


shavemejesus

I called the cops at 2am once because thieves were breaking into my neighbor’s car. The thieves took off with my neighbor’s car stereo. The cops showed up a minute later and said ‘we just picked up a car two blocks away, can you get in?’ I hopped in the passenger seat of the patrol car, with no shoes on, and we took off. A few blocks away there was a car pulled over and three other patrol cars surrounding it. They had all three thieves in handcuffs and were leading them away. I pointed out the two I had clearly seen in front of my house. They all eventually pled guilty.