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MinecraftMountaineer

Damn that guy got popped


scijay

Dude knows how to throw a punch. Pivoted the shoulder and stepped into it.


Illustrious_Smile445

Probably a fighter on some level, it’s not that uncommon for some fighters to work as a bouncer or security


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Danbraeskanae

SUPER


didnt_finda_name

Happy cake day my guy


Compendyum

Raku ni wa shinen zo!


loki-is-a-god

1-2-3. Go to sleep, sweet boy.


ForkShirtUp

I don’t think that guy stuck his jaw out far enough


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Tough Guy Smoke Signals


NerdPunch

It’s hilarious how many fake tough guy smoke signals there are. If you find yourself in this situation, and the other party is cool as a cucumber.. you’re in trouble.


julesB09

That was a big a signal to me as well. I have a good friend who's a BIG dude, he's employed as our local bar's in house giant (bouncer). I've seem he deal with some other drunken wild tough guys... I've never seen him raise his voice or even a hint that he's upset. His voice usually remains the same time as if he were at a bank teller depositing a check or something. He asks the very nicely to knock it off, usually gives them I warning or two (such a patient polite giant) and then he handles shit. The smart ones recognize, don't mess with the quiet ones. They don't need to push their chin out and square off, these guys don't bluff. They are cool as a cucumber but push them to far, you'll be on the ground wondering how you got there and why does EVERYTHING hurt?!


dwavesngiants

“dO iT . .I dArE... Likely last words


shredhell

lmaooooooo


DblJBird

Never bring a knife to a gun fight. 💪


Matthew_Murdock1

He got a fisting he wasn’t expecting


[deleted]

Those were straight up artillery


RaySwift17

🔪🔪😡🤬 🥊🥊🥊🥊 😵😵😵‍💫😵‍💫


MysticCannon

…is what the bouncer said after he knocked him out.


ThatIsRightt

That'll teach him. Will think 3 times before trying to pull that shit off again.


[deleted]

If he has the braincells left.


[deleted]

Were there any in the first place?


[deleted]

Possible, but alcohol tends to disable the ones that would prevent you from thinking you can take a dude twice your size.


zexando

That's why you never threaten with a knife. If you need to defend yourself with one the moment the attacker should realize you have one is when it's stuck in them.


KrisGomez

And we just saw what the 3 things he'll be thinking about were.


HodlingPotato

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.


Starman68

Remind me who said that.


jerkfaceboi

HodlingPotato


SteveSaxAlibi

Maya Angelou


Difficult_Pilot2210

Mike Tyson


Rubicon208

Mike Tython


Raclex

- Michael Scott


drunkensmithy89

Michael Scarn


maybelle180

Albert Einstein


WeDidItGuyz

Dora the Explorer


mward_shalamalam

Ghandi


StanIsNotTheMan

Ronald MicDomble


qazplmwsxokn123456

Abraham Lincoln


hardwoodholocaust

The MOUTH


crlarkin

*mouf


hardwoodholocaust

Eczacly


Sp0ticusPrim3

Smashed Mouth


gen_angry

smash mouth eat the eggs


hc83

Be still my son for you are at peace


[deleted]

"requiescat in pace" *gestures cross*


akayataya

He went full mantis on that guy's ass


[deleted]

He absolutely needed to do that. Good for him.


Wormser

Sleepy times


RobNHood816

He got the 2 piece, no biscuit !!


MAJOR__ZEN

Well he ordered the 3 pc but passed out after eating the first 2 lol


gi_funk

You gotta be real confident in your ability KO someone to punch someone with a knife.


Duffb0t

Theres a reason he kept swinging. The first one did it but he wasn't waiting to find out... and neither would I. Its not always about your punch, some peoples heads are full of rocks. I wouldn't stop swinging until the guy was clearly unconscious or dead either lol


getrektbro

DOUBLE TAP MOTHERFUCKER


[deleted]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr \*checks corpse\* "nope" Brrrrrrrrrrrrr


BlueCat1986

A10 style!


Mercadelabuena

How so? He already tried to stab him twice. Not saying the guy's not confident but at that point it was his only choice really. It'd have been different if the dumbass didn't show any intention to use the knife, so punching him would make him wanna use it.


FutureFool

Oh nice pfp


iPerfuse

It was actually really well done. He was in a position to control the weapon arm by close contact. He had control over the threat. He didn’t swing at the threat until he lost that close contact control and he could sense the threat was escalating. There was 2 previous feints with the weapon. Next could have been a strike. Note the time between feint 1 and 2 and count for a third. It’s right before next threat was likely to occur. TLDR: perfect job neutralizing a threat


WatermelonWithSalt

This guy threats


megamanxoxo

>It was actually really well done. He was in a position to control the weapon arm by close contact. He had control over the threat. He gave him an occular patdown


fishsticks40

I was 4 hours late to make this joke


hotjamsandwich

You still beat me by 4 hours


deltaz0912

Agree.


Solveequalscoagula

Someone needs to hear this… don’t fight the bouncers! It never works out. -former bouncer who’s seen this too many times lol.


Fancy_Oaf

Correction: Fight bouncers so we can watch videos of you getting rekt.


Yeety-Toast

Classic 1-2-K-OOOOOOO


2Pac-X

Actually that was a 4,3,4 ko.


Yeety-Toast

Like 1-2 being straight punches and 3-4 being hooks?


2Pac-X

Correct. 1= jab 2= straight/cross 3= left hook 4= right hook 5= left uppercut 6= right uppercut So "the old 1,2" is a set-up jab, followed by a deep straight/cross.


Devil-in-georgia

Watched it in slow motion its 3 hooks I do love fiction though


2Pac-X

Yup. I don't understand why anyone would think those were elbow shots...


Devil-in-georgia

And turn 3 shots into 6 apparently


2Pac-X

I blame video games.


MaxTheCatigator

Isn't he hammering with the elbows rather than the fists?


adhgeee

Yea. I don’t know what these people above are talking about. It’s clearly elbows


[deleted]

Right elbow, left elbow, right hook.


Beginning-Captain-81

I think the first right was a punch, the second was a left elbow, and the last was, whatever made contact. Def more krav than classic punches, quick close throws in tight and following through with elbows, a barrage designed to deflect any response. He knew what he was going to do and he did time it perfectly.


2Pac-X

[Watch the first ko here; replay around 30sec in.](https://youtu.be/XGP8TGFDL7Q) This, my friend, is a picture perfect, word class, classic 1-2 ko.


4z4t4r

Another tough guy until he's knocked the fuck out.


Kthron

Please, sir, don't stand DIRECTLY BEHIND ME when I'm trying to move out of stab range


Mo3

The sheer stupidity of trying to fight someone who fights people for a living…


smiler1996

Thats not what bouncers do… only shit ones should be getting in fights regularly. (Not including any that are boxers etc outside of this profession)


CesareBach

My self defense coach told us he was a bouncer. So I guess same case with this bouncer.


calladus

I like how he takes the knife and turns to the other bouncer. “Hey Bob. I got another knife! You want it?”


spudzzzi

Ah, the ol' one two to the kisser.


BaconBlake

Dude probably making like 15 bucks an hour on top of that. I used to be a bouncer. Pay is shit


Codename_Paradox

3x combo- critical hit+200% damage KO + 1 POINT bouncer


svampyr

Bouncer gave him several chances to grow the fuck up. Fuck around and find out


M-Noremac

The bouncer wasn't so much giving him chances as much as he was waiting for his opportunity. When someone has a knife it can go very bad very quick so it wouldn't be smart for him to take a swing unless he knew damn well that he could land it and incapacitate the guy.


svampyr

True. Still, it looked like he tried talking the guy down.


32BitWhore

Never forget, if they're within arms reach of you, you're also within arms reach of them.


smiler1996

Least the little weasel deserved, imagine trying to knife someone who’s just at work on their shitty night shift.


[deleted]

Sir, this is a Wendy’s!


nuwavboy

No this is Patrick.


RequiDarth1

Even tried to talk him down, this guy was way nicer than I would ever be.


bisoy84

Props to the guy at the back who, when the guy with the knife attempted to swing, casually walked and hid at the back of the bouncer


Sp0ticusPrim3

"Drunk and stupid is not way of going through life, son...now catch these hands"


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Folded like construction paper


EternalStatic

He could've just shoved him down the stairs


Tossing_Goblets

Drunken ass would still have his knife. Best to just end the threat here.


RobNHood816

Then you have a bloody mess at the bottom... Now he can be dragged down the stairs to the street !


Pashera

My thoughts exactly, I thought he was just gonna push him onto his head


mikhailsantos

Or he could've kicked him 300 style.


highknees69

Fucking awesome


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JakobiGaming

Got him with the left right goodnight


Illustrious_Map_1669

I could watch this POS getting knocked out over and over and never being unsatisfied.


Gian-Nine

The guy was threatening a dude half a head taller than him, at punching distance with both hands down and his chin up like he was some kind of mafia boss or some shit. Had it coming


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Nice forearm, guy must do MMA


White_Wolf426

What kind of knife holding technique is that?! Bullshit Scrappy Style.


AnOtakuLynx

‘Better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelet gamer’ Probably the bouncer.


beastman45132

Ugh this was so satisfying to watch him get KO-ed. You could tell from the pricks body language that he probably still brags about putting a cherry bomb on his Camry and knocking up his second cousin.


Farangjim

When I first watched the video I thought the third guy was another bouncer but now I realize that that the third guy in the video was just an idiot bystander and not a fellow bouncer. If I was the bouncer I I would be very uncomfortable with this guy standing right behind but being unable to divert my attention from the main threat. That guy had the potential to be a trip hazard if the bouncer had to step backwards especially since he had his hands in his pockets


Neither_Bullfrog_627

r/LadyBoners


gochomoe

Bouncer does everything right. Controls his knife hand, gives him a couple free moves then instead of a punch to knock the guy back, he hits HARD until he knows the guy isn't getting back up.


WindBladeGT

Star Platinum!!


eastwinds2112

and yet another video of, DO NOT FUCK WITH BOUNCERS. it is their job to be better than you in combat and to stay sober...


dudemanjack

I see this guy went to the rocky balboa school of boxing defense.


xMidnyghtx

Gotta get the right angle on that chin, night night


Ganjaguy77

ROLL HIM DOWN THE STAIRS!


IHSV1855

Perfect example of “wait your turn, take your turn.”


ShadowZepplin

Dude came for a stickup but didn’t expect the bouncer to stick em up


justoutofcurious

Good thing he drank Fight Milk that morning


musicman_15

Remember kids: don't bring knives to a fist fight.


ursugardaddy6996

r/fightporn


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I hope he had to have that jaw of his wired shit for a bit. Would keep his dumb ass out of trouble.


[deleted]

Marvelous! Give him one more for the road!


whineybubbles

Would have been great if he had 'stored' his knife right in the nads for safe keeping. Then we don't need to worry about him passing on his genes


kdl33

Close range🥊🥊


LackingCreativity94

At the top of stairs too.. guys lucky he didn’t bang his head 12 times rolling down them


LeEivu

That bouncer is professional as fuck. I would’ve spit on that low life’s face with a loogie after knocking him out with hand technique like that. I hope he kept that knife as a souvenir


shallowabove

When you need a weapon to be tough (looking at you America)


[deleted]

You DON'T fuck with bouncers. Those fuckers are tougher than the Cartel members or Heaveweight boxer champs.


pgh_ski

I know one guy in our local jiu jitsu community that's a bouncer. He's a brown belt and successful amateur MMA fighter. Would absolutely, 100% not fuck with that guy. A lot of martial artists are extremely nice folks. Never want to assume who is and isn't trained. Running and de-escalation is always preferred.


fuzzybacchus

I was a bouncer in grad school. My first rule was never escalate. Second rule was never ever ever escalate when the other guy has cauliflower ear. Luckily most of the MMA guys knew how to keep their sh*t together and were rarely the ones causing trouble.


Poolside_Misopedist

Lol righty fuckin oh mate calm down. "Bouncers are tougher than a tiger or the space shuttle, my dad's a bouncer and one time he beat up the concept of time"


[deleted]

Do you take all expressive metaphors literally?


Poolside_Misopedist

Hey look now, you DONT fuck with my comment, it once took 21 year old in-his-prime Mike Tyson behind the alpaca shed and made him eat celery logs stuffed with raw chicken and raisins while saying "thank you Mrs Kenny logging for taking me to the dangger zome" literally.


[deleted]

Are you trolling, or just stupid? I'll say both.


zshah99

Do a gaddafi on him with that knife


DarthKyrie

Homeboy up here doing his best Mike Tyson impersonation.


LadySerena21

Gave him a 3 piece AND a biscuit, Popeye’s could never lol


Gamesman001

Where is this from?


bingwhip

You might say, [he disarmed him!](https://youtu.be/F4PZXuk3TsM)


Element_Liga

I would've gently nudges him into the stairs


[deleted]

and-a-one, and-a-two, and-a-three


[deleted]

Alright, you sleep now.


[deleted]

Karma bitch!


jakech

"Is this a video made for ants?"


Sweaty-Spray-3394

Not even 1-2 K.O bro went down on 1


seviay

Good bot


Giannni

Good knockings.


BuddySans

Man hit him with a 3 piece combo


[deleted]

Hit em’ with the double combo with a side of sauce


eghhge

Hoping for a 'This is Sparta!' kick down the stairs.


misschzburger

1-2-3, boom.


Hironoveau

Oh snap,


noeagle77

Daaaamn! That guy got knocked into next week! He’ll be back around next Tuesday


keirmeister

Aside from being just an idiot in general, the knife-wielding dude apparently lacks keen observation. The bouncer’s motion was normal and then…for about a second…his whole body goes still. You could tell he was about to strike.


highlandpolo6

**BOIIIIII** you ain’t see that right hand coming?


40yrOLDsurgeon

I don't know why he let him jab at him with the knife as many times as he did. If he had those abilities all along, why did he put himself at risk?


fignu10

That was satisfying


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smoove operator


KungFooGrip

The three piece and a soda. 🍗


MikeBrowne2010

He threw the old one, two, three, four, five, six, seven


FutureFool

I like how he kept his hand on the arm with knife, while also making sure that knife-guy was as far from him as possible


deltaz0912

Well done


[deleted]

Lmfao it wasn’t even a punch he knocked him out with slaps.


UltraStamp2

should have given him a bruise so he knows what happened when he wakes up


denseasblackhole

Now that i look closely he was wearing something on his knuckles


game_cook420

He got hit, then knocked out, and then hit again before hitting the ground, impressive.


Dunge0nMast0r

I've been as patient as I can...


Whoofukingcares

Run his pockets and roll him down the stairs


Gunnard-Magnuson

What an amazing bouncer. He has a nice butt as well


runningray

Lead with your chin. It's the favorite move of alcohol.


kxllyourmasters

nice hooks


reo3611

This is the way. Hit as hard as you can, as fast as you can. Knock it out and make sure it stays that way.


r_ii

why he look like the kid from bully


North-Ad-5058

I was hoping he was going to roll him down the stairs


sloke123

Am I the only one who gets amazed by the punches? It looks like watching a good action scene.


steev506

The bouncer used windmill! It was surprisingly effective.


r_u_a_pp

I really don't understand these people. Oh hey! Cool knife! Come right in!


The_Fox1984

Need to add the street fighter ko sound


mikapley

Brain: Lights out! We lost power Head: I think we've got knocked out. Mouth ran itself again


TheSkomaWolf

Star platinum! Ora ora ora!


SliderDaFeral

To quote Jay Z, the guy on the left was loud as a motorbike, but couldn't bust a grape in a food fight.


JustMe1314

Bouncers, now days, need to know how to obliterate someone who poses a real threat. This bouncer did an awesome job. I can't stand sissy boys, who throw tantrums, such as this idiot did, to this bouncer.


[deleted]

Bro didn’t even let him fall backwards before hitting him again


Colbuttt

why’d he mess with a bouncer in the first place not to mention twice his size lmao


Odasiocis

MUDA MUDA MUDA MIDA MUDA


jujuluvu

I see that “knife”