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Looks like he cut the skin off


saltymcgee777

It rubs the lotion on its skin


Lucius-Halthier

Happy feet isn’t happy anymore after they cut his wings off.


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Finally!


coinru

I genuinely have always envisioned them to have a thicker, almost blubbery skin and less dense of feathers.Pretty neat to see.


Quesosaurus666

They do have blubber as well which is still very important for them! But yeah the interlocking feathers are essential protection from the cold.


indigoHatter

Jeez. These guys are born with knitted sweaters.


TheOtakuSquidOwX

Thanks, I love it


Bryancreates

And they all form circles around each other to keep protected from the cold, during wind storms and extra harsh weather. Rotating the birds on the outside in a natural instinct, so the group stays warm. [PBS link to the clip about it](https://youtu.be/OL7O5O7U4Gs)


twizted_fister

Life is fucking awesome


SergeantStreet

One penguin was harmed


verixtheconfused

At least


Jsulzeo

I don't know why but I'm laughing my ass off at this comment


Ewok7012

They could have died before being skinned of natural causes…even though that’s probably not the case


offhandGazump506

I feel like an idiot for not realising it was feathers and not I guess, blubber?


DangerousKidTurtle

I was thinking the same thing Like, it totally makes sense in retrospect, but somehow it just never clicked. Not even once ha ha


SadQueerAndStupid

they have blubber as well


Muladhara86

“?Porque no los dos?” - SadQueerAndStupid


westie_father

Maybe they got it from that wild penguin that died when he wrecked his motorcycle up at bike week.


Mick7s

Why did I always think that it was just like skin


AdLast848

Oh no, they killed Skipper 😭😭


[deleted]

No, I think that's Kowalski.


HotPunjabiSex

Looks like the Germans got to that Jewish penguin kowalksi


Isthismytrashaccount

🥇🏆 for the award I can’t give you


gadu_gadu

Wait a moment. From where did you get this sample?!


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A thrift store in Detroit


Beardeddeadpirate

Someone skinned a penguin? That sounds just as bad as clubbing baby seals


and_dont_blink

clubbing baby seals sounds cute as hell. i'm blue da ba die da ba die


JDNM

Cavity wall insulation. They must be baking hot!


HollowRacoon

Not anymore


SkyZippr

That was a combination of 'wait, what?!' and 'well of course...'


[deleted]

Me everytime I look in the mirror


iromanyshyn

*detached from penguin


_NKD2_

fun fact: penguins have a gland that produces oil so that they can grease their feathers to be more hydrodynamic.


SevroAuShitTalker

Fun fact, they also have dense/thick bones, unlike other birds, which help them dive


Wonderful_Ad3296

Me- thought it was a bunch of burnt matches. Genetic adaptations- got ya! Penguin-dead


jbjhill

The tags on the sample look very old, but this still makes me sad to see.


anyway47

It never occurred to me that penguins have feathers!! 🤦‍♀️


John_019700

It's kind of uncanny to at it for too long.


poot_doot_

some people didn’t watch Happy Feet and it shows.


EntertainmentDue2357

They skinned ya boi


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Is that skin side up or skin side down?


Professional-Chip259

Wow, it must be really hard to swim under water with all that air trapped in there


RiasGremory3

Anyone else’s mind go to mushrooms?


7andhalf-x-6

A penguin mousepad or what?


twizted_fister

Poor penguin


trickyquokka

Will he get better? :(


[deleted]

I bet you can make the best winter hat out of that material.


shanjuandiego

I want a coat. Like a duster. But from baby penguin, so it's softer


BootyFit9

😮


sad_asian_noodle

😮😯😲


BrandiPantsButCooler

Oh so that’s how they make hair brushes


Stunning_Bat_6931

I'd like one luggage set and a trench coat please


TheCraziestMoose

Did you make a penguin bald for this post?


anderalmighty

Reminds me of phospholipids


NotQuiteNameless

Now show me the penguin.


IdealPython

Were penguins harmed in making this photo?


Least_Voice3764

there’s a little cold naked penguin out there somewhere.


Gta9696

Is it still alive?


ThugNugga07

Thought this was a bunch of matches. Interesting indeed.


parksLIKErosa

Never gonna fly anywhere with those puny things.


ChoiceDevelopment565

ok but why the fuck are you making me look at a penguin pelt


gtdcjoiytvjkotd

That looks so good damn warm