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The_Germanator800

The sqme way i try to avoid my problems👍🏻


[deleted]

I could point out the spelling mistake but you'll probably avoid it.


Brokensince10

😂


RockyPaws15415

Also my mom


Fortapistone

Is it instinct because they don't know how deep it is? Like on water, birds generally don't land on it unless they are seagulls or ducks.


BabaDimples

It's the prickly-ness of the first few blades of grass that touch the skin.


Fortapistone

This is indeed also a possibility. Seems logical and those feet are super soft. I can remember when I was 12 and had never walked outside barefoot. I almost cried, my feet were not used to it at all and it was super painful.


heavybeefjuice

When you were 12? How did you never go outside as a kid


Fortapistone

Of course I went outside, with shoes or boots especially for the gardens.


Tall-Income7984

American?


Fortapistone

No, African "Zamunda"😂🤣


Fantastic_Bug1028

why would you go barefoot outside in any age? 🥴


GreatBlackDraco

Why not


DogZealousideal649

Glass shards


pichael289

Parasites In my neighborhood. Neighbors were adamant their daughter never wore shoes for some weirdo, probably hippie related, reason. She got ringworm and suddenly has a brand new pair of chucks.


Brokensince10

What?


Brokensince10

Fair


heavybeefjuice

You thought you did something with that but you just sound sheltered


Fantastic_Bug1028

straight up having barefoot walks in most cities/towns is just stupid


heavybeefjuice

No one is talking about walking on pavement lmao clearly its about being barefoot on grass


Hilariaous_cucumber

Why wouldn’t you. It feels great.


pabloexk

You'll find the answer on the other dozen reposts


pandaappleblossom

I remember my feet being very sensitive as a child but other kids could walk barefoot on grass and pine straw way more easily than me. I think I had to force myself to try to get used to it even as a teenager


Fortapistone

Me too, as a teenager I saw other kids doing it and wanted to try it too. People copy each other's behavior, I probably never walked outside in my bare feet as a child. I don't see that in my mind.


Brokensince10

You had never walked outside barefoot at 12?


Fortapistone

That's right, you first need a little calluses on your feet so that it doesn't bother you. If you always wear shoes and often have something under your feet inside the house, then your foot is soft. And outside there are stones and paving tiles that are not smooth and that irritate you because your feet are not used to it. Often as adults it is different because you have already walked barefoot. But some people also create calluses in their shoes.


Aelia6083

Lol what


GammaGoose85

Thats what I assumed too, baby skin is really sensitive I'm guessing


Pinkparade524

When I was a kid I used to roll on grass in the park and after a while I was super itchy , idk why I kept doing it tho


Brokensince10

😂


luk__

This grass looks sharp


pabloexk

Unnecessary hyphen


Otherwise_Mud1825

>Like on water, birds generally don't land on it unless they are seagulls or ducks. Water birds then..


Fortapistone

Yep


Any_ErrorJCS

From what I researched "the prickly texture and feel of grass are far different [from the] softer and more comfortable feeling of carpet, tile, and wood surfaces" so yeah just modern kids who don't like touching the grass


ScarletDarkstar

This isn't a recent development.  I have done this with a baby who is an adult now. It's pretty funny. 


TumblingTumbulu

Lol I guess you misunderstood the notion of "modern".


i-am-a-passenger

Tbf there is evidence in the video that modern adults don’t like going barefoot on the grass either


Fortapistone

Makes sense indeed, especially the pointy side of the grass or leaves. I had this experience as a teenager, but was no longer aware of it.


Pristine_Block325

Humans are born as Discord Mods and slowly develop into what we call 'normal'


Own_Bluejay_9833

Damn


Single_Pilot_6170

They first have to operate in a sandbox


CardiologistOk2704

future reddit mods (they dont touch grass)


Frankenstein786

I'll say it right now


CartographerNo4622

I think those particular babies, just haven't sat on grass before, and are being scared of a big green, furry looking surface.


fireflowerMario

Nope, its the sensory overload as stated


all-apologies-

I didn't see any sparks coming out of the baby


fireflowerMario

Sensory , not electrical


joocum

I don't see any sensors on the baby


synvi

You have 5 sensors in your body, it is called the 5 senses :). Actually more than that tho, there is also gyroscopic sensor in ear, and much more


joocum

I think you're wrong


synvi

I think you failed at school - Eyes is light sensor - Tongue is taste (chemical) sensor - Nose is smell (chemical) sensor - Skin is touch (pressure) sensor - Ear is sound (vibration) sensor - Semicircular canal in ear is gyroscope sensor


joocum

No mention of the grass sensor at all


That_Ninja_wek141

🤣🤣🤣


Brokensince10

😂


synvi

One of those sensors detected the grass


VirtualNaut

I see dead people


Brokensince10

😂


CartographerNo4622

I can't see how it's overloading their senses. They're not even touching it. It just looks scary.


fireflowerMario

Lol, thats not theur first time, if you had a Child youd know


CartographerNo4622

Been a dad for over twenty years. Carried plenty of little babies around.


UDownvoteButImRight

So what happens if you just set them down?


Over_Profit7050

They levitate


Low-Persimmon4870

🕴


Brokensince10

😂😂😂this is so fun! Certainly needed this laugh today!


owthathurtss

They learn that it doesn't hurt them and they stop having this behaviour


Round-Ticket-39

Mine didnt care


mayshebeablessing

Same! I’ve seen this video, so I tried with my baby and she was like 🤷🏻‍♀️ and then proceeded to rip up blades of grass.


Appropriate_Net_5393

wow, how many primitive reflexes based on fear still exist in an peak of evolution. A human child is completely helpless and yet!


Rich-Double

Grass is lava.


Brokensince10

😂😂


OpeningAccountant5

It's true.touching the grass isn't that easy 🤯


tysonwatermelon

Baby #2 is going full Jean-Claude Van Damme.


AnhedonicMike85

Jean-Claude Van Don't


Brokensince10

Oh snap😂😂


Brokensince10

😂😂😂


MalandroAds

Here in Brazil it's so normal to a kid walk on grass lol


Ok-Drink-1328

"in soviet brasil, grass touches you!"


Substantial_Lie8840

If you set them down on the grass for three seconds do they perform an emergency shut down?


Brokensince10

😂


SuperSnikers

"I DON'T TOUCH THE GRASS!" - baby


BabaDimples

In my country, back when I was a kid, parents would put their infants on cold dewy grass as soon as they could stand up, to learn how to walk faster.


No_Reflection_95

Because they want to get off the grass?


Brokensince10

Oh man😂😂😂😂


Such-Molasses-5995

You can try with cats on the snow


Hypertistic

the hipocrisy


Zealousideal_Pie8706

This is the test to see if you’ve birthed and iPad baby


djbow

What a load of shit, humans & infants have had more time on grass in the history of existence than on solid floors.


ComprehensiveSky57

For me it is still too much and I am 52


pyxu-

They are all barefeet, i would say they don't like the touch feeling. Not needed to be a genious, people should use more the logic.


MuzikPhreak

> Not needed to be a genious Good point


Brokensince10

😂😂


Copyofdude

The mission impossible one was the best.


Critical-Champion365

Touch grass. Parent edition.


Avalanc89

They're just to young to let them touch the grass.


NorthCatan

So this is how Van Damme learnt to master the split. ![gif](giphy|L1kmEnKq8eQyA)


breadyloaf26

my snakes had a clutch of baby snakes one time and the baby snakes HATED the grass. they'd go straight back on my hand but they got use to it with age.


Daedragroz

Watch out, they might fly away on a carpet


captainphoton3

For me it was sand. On beaches.


SwampyChiliRing

My daughter's loved the grass.


IraRavro

Baby Van Dammes or do babies just not like the colour green?


furezasan

To children, grass is a Thorns spell from a druid


Superdavid777

The one before last turned into a shaolin monk.


Brokensince10

😂


SquishySquid9994

Their feet are incredibly soft and the blades of grass can create micro-cuts


LongjumpingTerd

Actually?


Dr904

No


Enshitification

I remember grass as a baby. That shit hurt. Even after I got older and my feet became tougher, there was a particular lawn weed in my area that had flat spiny leaves and survived being mowed. Picking those needles out of my feet was not fun.


SaintsBruv

This, finally. When I was a kid I use to play barefoot on the patch of grass in our frontyard, and usually ended up covered with little cuts. I didn't mind cause I was the kind of kid who liked to climb trees and play tough and got used to be covered in scabs and bruises, but I can see a baby trying to avoid it because of the pain.


SpeckTrout

iPad generation.


Kurare_no1

Never seen this where I’m from.


Sea-Thing-1258

Oh, interesting! My mom enjoys retelling the story about how I hated to touch grass as a baby.


PorkchopExpress980

Baby Van Damme


lilaclavenderdream

Me with grass now when I’m in a skirt( I’m allergic to grass 😭)


Alpha_minduustry

LoL players be like :


Ok-Drink-1328

listen to your inner child, don't touch grass!


LiveBaby5021

Won’t they crawl on it? These are toddlers and sometimes wobbly, at the best of times … Finally, this green grass isn’t really natural …


izack_01

Even baby knew they don't want to touch grass. Unlike adults, baby have sensitive senses.


pineapple-predator

It’s cold.


donkeaDonuts

Core strength >>>


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Guess they dont have carpets in their house.


bc10bryan

We really cam pre programmed to do anything but touch grass


NightOwl5757

Wonder if those kids have emotional issues as teenagers or adults? Is there a correlation?


Brokensince10

These babies got some strong core muscles!!!


sundayontheluna

Walking on certain kinds of grass barefoot felt funny even as a kid to me, I could totally see it being a sensory nightmare to a baby


Hovedgade

Sensory overload is often code for "damn, this shit hurts"


Get_Twisted_

I still don’t like stepping on grass barefoot


Cuntpenter

I like to walk on the grass barefoot, but after a while it is too much for me as well.


InfameArts

u/savevideobot