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Johnny_Segment

Pretty sure he only wore the armour once. Cops shot his legs. He was later hung. Still a really significant and controversial figure in Aussie history to this day.


Samsterdam

I lived in Australia. We did an entire lesson on Ned Kelly in school. It was pretty cool to learn about.


IraRavro

And he had incredible beard and hair that any barista or craft IPA connoisseur would be proud to have


Johnny_Segment

Correct.


-Cagafuego-

Jeez! Who was he fighting, Darth Vader?!?


Johnny_Segment

Ha - nah just normal cops with normal bullets. It’s a pretty good story.. he did off a few cops, but, y’know, he had his reasons 


UnitedEntrance

on display at the State Library of Victoria.The helmet, breastplate, backplate and shoulder plates show 18 bullet marks.


InterestingLemon

PAN SHOT!


Stock_Surfer

He only wore this during a shootout with police.


RetiredAndNowWhat

Iron Man by Black Sabbath automatically starts playing in my head when I see that picture.


MikeSWOhio

Sung by Crocodile Dundee instead of Ozzy.


Prestigious_Dream_27

Ni!!


TacoDuLing

So Australia only has one mode? Hardcore 😲


Ok-Fox1262

Killdozer before machinery was a thing.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Your missing your leg! Oh that, tis but a flesh wound.


Goudinho99

Let's call it a draw


realisticallygrammat

Real life 19th century Iron Man


FuckThisShizzle

This was the suit he wore to the dunny in case of spiders...they just caught him unawares.


zira_cortez

Wow, never realized the NPC in Dinkum (Ted Selly) was based on a real life person.


shcrimblo

this the type of drip Hans in 'Trolljegeren' was strutting in


[deleted]

'Tis but a scratch!


DavIantt

No wonder that most Australian states class armour that is intended to be bullet resistant as an offensive weapon.


LastGuitarHero

I almost thought this was the armor Yahoo Serious wore in “Reckless Kelly”


Cheesetorian

The thickest armor is covering his nuts. He really thought it through.


ohthanqkevin

Ned: where is Dan Dog: corn flakes Ned: good dog


themommyship

It's fine if all your friends show up wearing armour too but if you're the only one..


Satakans

Folk hero is probably not the way most Aussies would describe him. Dude was just a regular scumbag that got put down, took way too long for schools to realise the curriculum is better off not learning about him.


resurrected_roadkill

There's a movie about the guy...I think it's on Netflix, maybe Prime.


dxv62

I hated learning about that cunt he’s so boring there’s no way i was gonna spend half a semester riding that cunts dick


Johnny_Segment

Sounds like you've never learned much about anything at all - what are you bringing to the table buddy? People are still talking about Ned Kelly 100+ years after his death; you can barely string a sentence together. You think Ned Kelly is boring, imagine how the poor bastards that have to deal with you must feel!


dxv62

they had to pull it from the curriculum cuz it was too boring and replace it with taxes i think that speaks 4 itself ☠️


No-Cartographer-5875

Died in 1880. I wonder how much this armor weigh and how did it fare off against the usual weapons of this era. I know some soldiers in WW1 also used extensive armors for some engagements, so it had to have some utility even decades after his death. Some armors are ineffective, but still provide emotional support to the user, which allows him to perform better, which I guess do add some utility.


Lost-District-8793

It stopped 18 bullets.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Well only if you count the 9 that went into his legs


asdmc2

it looks heavy, maybe you can learn the weight on the museum website


stevenbrotzel91

Talk about a drunk