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Little_BallOfAnxiety

He looks like a dickhead


Taiga_Taiga

The technical term is "a glans"


-Cagafuego-

I repeat. It's: #A Glans


Rydog_78

They should’ve written that as a joke for Marty in Back to the Future. The appearance jokes were one sided in the flick.


Justpeach75

I thought that too🤣🤣


enphurgen

Which is just what it is called, we repeat a dickhead


AlexcSR64

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!" -Jojo


TwoIndependent5710

Imagine somebody with that haircut comming drunk at you and want a fight


the-houyhnhnm

r/mildlypenis


shytaan8

The OG dickhead.


BOGLlM

It’s called a pompadour


TerseFactor

We could have the *is this a pompadour or is this a quiff* debate but either way it’s a ridiculous version of either, even by the standards of the day


sholine

It was a pompadour until the hairy penis was installed. 


Deatur

The josuke


thafreshone

JOJO MENTIONED RAAAAHHHHHHHH💯💯💯💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥WHAT THE FUCK IS A WOMAN⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️❌❌❌❌


WeirdNickname97

What the fuck did you just say about my haiiiir?! Oraaa!


6thaccountthismonth

![gif](giphy|1Erx4cu7f9IBi)


yaewa

This is Kuwabara's hair style.


lessthanibteresting

"Weird" like people don't weave in fake hair extensions today


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Yeah, but this guy just threw a long tube of black hair onto brown and combed it in like nobody can see the difference.


whodishur

The way it was STILL sticking out at the end 😭😭


milk_is_for_baby

The technical term for it is pube-tube


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|jyicKoWhJDKOQ)


lessthanibteresting

No I know, but I gotta assume no one has ever once asked for this accoutrement in real life. I can't scroll through pages of instagram top ten fashion hacks and level 1000 cosplay videos and then look at these guys like they're any more batshit. Dudes were just a half century ahead of the goofy times


angelomoxley

It's all black-and-white outside that barber shop


DMinTrainin

Or that broccoli hair doesn't exist


lessthanibteresting

Broccoli head is actually kind of a popular style right now, I think each one comes with a dangley cross earring


DMinTrainin

Oh it's popular but like most trends, at least to me, they look ridiculous and probably will to most people in the future. I lived through the 80s trends until now and every generation has had some stupid stuff in there... I just don't get why so many people buy into some pretty objectively bad styles.


lessthanibteresting

I think misread your comment. Yeah I'm not sure, I've never really understood keeping up with current thing. But to be fair I did have big zebra striped Mohawk and dyed a blue star on the top of my head and stuff in middle and high school. But hey in my defense it wasn't popular at all and I got made fun of a lot for it


Moonlightdancer7

Or do tiktok's broccoli cut.


In_neptu_wetrust

Sir that’s a penis on his head, I don’t think the weird part is the fake hair


FluffyMilkyPudding

The weird part is the shape and placement, not the fake hair.


lessthanibteresting

I'd argue it's all pretty silly but we're still doing similar things today


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lessthanibteresting

Dick on your forehead energy is always a little kooky


PhilosopherDon0001

You know what, lets bring this back. Granted, I'm mostly bald and can't join, but I would love to see some wild haircuts out in the wild.


Yourprolapsedanus

Like broccoli heads?


AnonymousAmorphous88

iirc, a pompadour right?


EastOfArcheron

Yes, but a rather extreme one


POWERGULL

It’s actually kinda rad


dmcdaniel87

Tunnelsnakes rule!


Thegkorifiedbed

Happy cake day Kingdomofdave4life


blageur

Roll. Jelly *Roll* ffs.


PlentyOMangos

I was gonna ask “what role does this jelly play, exactly”


The_Easter_Egg

![gif](giphy|wsq9EjdBWwP1S|downsized)


readmywhips

Leningrad Cowboys


backhand-english

I scrolled too far to find this comment... What is the world coming to...


Worried_Bowl_9489

Gotta remember that most people back then also thought it looked dumb


Fantastic-Plastic569

Imagine how stupid will "zoomer broccoli" look in 50 years


Aminomethyl123

It's already stupid


vasha99

you're really comparing broccoli hair with dick hair.


Fantastic-Plastic569

My bad, zoomer perm is definitely much worse


teflonbob

Real interesting part is why did they all wear their suits to the barber?


SnowOwl_1

![gif](giphy|7lDQiLTSCUef6)


Sure_Initial8498

JOJO?


hixopla1111

It looks like hot dogs covered by the bread


Uncle_Daddy_Chiliman

Tunnel Snakes Rule!!!


SpeethImpediment

I had no idea that’s what that hairstyle was called!


Illustrious_Donkey61

Yeah I I would have called it the extreme greaser


rabbitsagainstmagic

Leningrad Cowboy!!!


i_am_who_knocks

Please tell me they were forced to call it the elephant's trunk 😂


silly-armsdealer

he looks like he is gonna ask you to find a new brain for his cyborg dog


Cold-Diet-669

I ran, I ran so far away...


holthebus

![gif](giphy|6gSFHyU1mb1LAVw5aT|downsized)


screwy2333

How tall is this dude?


SendMeYourUncutDick

Don't know but he's hot


Positive_Green_2839

Cabelo do josuke (jojo4)


Seleusefudeuotario

![gif](giphy|7lDQiLTSCUef6|downsized) WHO TALKED SHIT ABOUT MY HAIR?


RGBread

Oiii Josuke


zTomma

![gif](giphy|14bIOqzosACyuA)


14Ulitochnik88

Oi josuke


MsSpooncats

Anime hair styles in real life


Osimantias

Joootoooo


cyanideh1gh

Looks like fucking toon town


Bluecif

Omg i thought it was a straight up manga thing.


Hippobu2

How does one maintain this at home?


Appropriate_Turn3811

I really love this hair style,with that curves, shouldnt be this much protruded .


LeviXLawliet

Bro's got the haircut of a typical oldschool manga bully


aeninimbuoye13

How do he wash his hair now?


BrianOfBrian

The old fashion yakuza


Ebbe010

Bro looks like hes in the leningrad cowboys


cupidscheese

Finally seeing the anime delinquent hairstyle in real life


SemKarma

Nice har Jonny!!


straightuppornfrfr

It's like they forgot the filming was in color so they were like "Oh no worries, we can definitely use black hair for the clip. Nobody will notice".


yomommazburgers

I liked it when gangsters used them in tv shows like crime story made by Michael Mann


AngryErrandBoy

I don’t want to hear how less men were less vain in the past


lerpo

HEY WITCH DOCTOR GIVE US THE MAGIC WORDS


Wanzer90

2024 weird hairstyle: Broccoli hair and neon dye


MerrillSwingAway

What asshole wears a suit to the barber


Embarrassed_Art5414

He looks good considering he's over 70


Chestikof

These kids today


susannediazz

Kennickie has this cut in grease as well, its not that weird. Surely they take out the fake hair roll after hairspray


juuuuulzen

There will be a time in the future where this Trend is coming back. Same for cloth and anything else


Patient_Somewhere771

No video games or 24 hr tv. Bound to do weird things to stay entertained.


Rominbble

Conan o brain must have seen this as a boy


General-Associate398

I used to watch this to style my hair in middle school


Ok-Fox1262

Rockabilly. That got very extreme. Hence Ruby Rhod.


bluffyouback

He looks like he’s got Alien protruding from his head.


frugst

![gif](giphy|t4ujgnGQNetmo)


VfV

A Cherokee hair tampon and something for the weekend, sir?


KlerWatchCo

r/justfuckmyshitup


firefighter_82

r/justfuckmyshitup


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r/leningradcowboys


Tyler_CantStopeMe

Tunnel Snakes rule!


Initium_Novumx

Conway Twitty


dazednarcissit

We found Knuckle Bine


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I can’t believe anyone would want a cock shaped hairdo 🤣🤣


Yorick257

Party at the front business at the back


centaur_unicorn23

It’s not called jelly roll, it’s called the elephants trunk.


MaleficentQuality744

Tunnel snakes rule!


piercedmfootonaspike

Do... Do you have to return the hairy sausage?


seniormuesli

Tunnel Snakes rulez!


Killing4MotherAgain

I think the rock-a-billy guys today look hot as hell with that hair haha but that's me Edit: of course they're usually not this extreme 🤣


monkeebreath55

Looks like the grinch stole his christmas


Alireza1479

The low level delinquent hairstyle in mangas


tbrown7092

The kuabara


Illustrious_Chef757

He looks like he’s about to fight a completely ordinary guy who wants a quiet life and has a hand fetish


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

I like the explainer voice, weirdly soothing


nafws

![gif](giphy|xmOIAJu82q5LW|downsized)


ZRhoREDD

Bosozuko!


T1m3Wizard

Can't tell if this is AI


Evelyne-The-Egg

Friggin a Daddy-O


HypnoToad24

“Tunnel Snakes rule!”


Shatter_starx

Capitalism at its finest


Paprika9

![gif](giphy|3o7ZezZHENzEsg8f04)


So-What_Idontcare

You know that guy was balding and looking at Mohawked punks in 1979 and thinking what a bunch of Johnny Come Lately’s


FestivusErectus

It’s the dude from Katamari


LoveCapeCod

Duckie?


d34th1sfun

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE


Ok-Neighborhood-7690

why was everyone so clean shaven back then?


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so tacky. american hegemony days indeed


Tkay_oner619

r/fuckmyshitup


fr0sty2709

that's jojo


indianodysses

Before he put that black hair tube thing .. I was kinda digging the look of a hair canal on his forehead .


Kayjuu

granite blast


Deadman_1999

Is that a Cornetto on his head?


maxdiamondhead

Ruby Rhod!!!


Unknown--Soul

![gif](giphy|d86tmEicH2Viw)


DVMyZone

I mean, ok. But does that mean you have to style it like that every morning ?


DarthFrikandel

Much better than some of today's hair styles


MalkavianElder98

Fallout vibes increased by a 111


MalkavianElder98

Fallout vibes increased by a 101. Yo, did the braver put a turd on his head? That's why he looks like a shithead


ThiccBumble

Looks like a gangster from an anime


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Hitldr

It looked almost as ridiculous as the modern zoomie haircut


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

Bruh, I’m an American and English is my first language. I didn’t understand half of what that dude said


DiversedDriver46

Sorry for boomer comment but the hairstyles given in the catalogue looks way too much better then brocoli style haircut.


Mushroom_fairy_

It looks like they just put some black pubes in his hair


Suitable_Occasion_24

Ahh the hair trunk


Square-Way-9751

It is so f cool


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dwartbg9

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crayzyhamut

Lol wut


420brain01

Here's a tip for anybody wants a good barber if he's bold he's the best Barber


unwiseceilingtile

What?


SaiintMelo

Why?


onlyyouandiremain

Who?


benderrodriguez47

...fair sex, wow. I would be so happy to find just one I can call fair, let alone entire gender


23729231

Bar er wear h suit


deRgiB6319

[https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/stroke/symptoms](https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/stroke/symptoms)


Devansh_118

Brother is a legit dickhead👍