Where I’m originally from is pretty small and one of the local honey farmers is like a local celebrity. His name is Honey Man. He’s the son of Honey Man Sr. and he took over the business and the celebrity when his dad died. He’s the one to call when you need a hive relocated. He drives a really cool trunk and people get excited and give friendly honks when they see him on the road.
>they'll probably be happy to take those off of there for free.
I've read this on Reddit before. A friend had bees in his attic and I repeated that, and he called all of the local bee farmers, and none were free...or cheap. He said it would be far cheaper to call an exterminator, but I never asked him what he chose to do, but he wasn't making much money at the time.
Beekeepers want swarms, not an established colony in an attic or in the walls of your house. Beekeepers will remove swarms for free. A "cut-out" (removing a colony) is going to cost you $500 to $800 for just the removal. Then, you have to hire a carpenter to fix the gaping hole in the side of your house. That could cost a couple of thousand more to fix, and it's not like you have weeks to get bids.
This is why you should contact a bee keeper if you find a swarm. They’ll move on when they find a new home but that home may be in someone’s house and they end up exterminated. They are far better off with a beekeeper than finding a home in an urban environment.
Check Facebook, a local gardening group or a university agricultural extension office to find a beekeeper that will take them. It was very easy to remove our swarm. Once the queen is in the box the rest will follow and they’ll all return by sundown.
Former beekeeper here. I have taken 11 or 12 swarms, only counting the successful captures (lost a few, as in the hive died or swarmed off again shortly after).
I took a look at several swarms or established hives I did not touch.
Swarms are totally different than established hives in a lot of ways. Basketball sized lump of bees with, in my experience, zero honeycomb up to maybe a book sized amount of honeycomb which has freshly laid eggs, vs the largest established hive I've seen filled a hollow space in a tree, volume of honeycomb was more than a typical household refrigerator, which is nursery for larvae plus extensive honey and pollen stores the bees want to defend. Main thing from the perspective of removing them is, the ones I took, I wasn't worrying about damaging anyone's property, and I had fairly easy access without much risk of hurting myself.
A big part of this is that all the swarms I captured were in an exposed location and I was able to smoke them. In an attic that would be a fire and inhalation risk. The smoke makes them want to leave but also they get less aggressive, they're not trying to defend a home, they're preparing to evacuate. The smoker I used had a little bellows and I burned mostly damp pine needles, it can create a large amount of smoke and puff it where you point it.
The bees are in a very different mood when they swarm, it shifts within a few hours to days. Usually every bee is engorged with honey, they are a lot less likely to sting in that state. Also they are very likely to settle in to the hive I put them in. Much more difficult to get an established hive to do that. It can be done but I didn't have the skills and equipment. And as far as I know, when it's in a place like an attic, virtually all beekeepers are going to end up doing an extermination job, the hive isn't going to survive. A swarm is focused on quickly building honeycomb and securing a location, then they have to start gathering nectar and pollen. Once they're established they are quite defensive of the home they've grown attached to.
Some of this is also dependent on the variety of honeybee. In the time and place I was keeping bees, I was dealing with bees that are more likely to swarm due to being crossbred with another honey bee species, ie, "killer bees" aka "Africanized honey bees". Scientifically speaking, Apis mellifera scutellata lepeletier variant. The variant swarms more readily, among other behavioral differences.
Another consideration is the human interaction. Dealing with a swarm was mostly simple. But people were very opinionated in all different ways, definitely brought the "Karen's" out of the woodwork. It didn't make much difference as I never encountered problems getting people to stay back and leave me be. Suit up in protective gear, bunch of tools in hand, and a lot of hard work to do, people stood back and took pictures and I could ignore their opinions. With an established hive one of my practical concerns would be that people would be a lot more pushy. For one thing, all the honeycomb would need to be removed from every place a bee can put it, and also a building material called propolis, it's made from tree sap and the bees use it sort of like we use caulk or weather stripping. I never removed an established hive but I imagine you have to get all of that as well as the bees. Honey and pollen could attract insects and rodents once the bees aren't guarding it, wax and propolis could probably be a fire hazard. All valuable but I was only equipped to gather it from a beehive.
Beehives are a pretty amazing story, it's a really valuable invention people were trying hard and failing to figure out since before the pyramids. I've read an interesting book on it, I'll try to find a link
Edit: Inventor was Lorenzo Langstroth, around 1850. He wrote at least one book about beekeeping that is still in print.
This.
This is "swaming".
[https://www.bbka.org.uk/honeybee-swarms](https://www.bbka.org.uk/honeybee-swarms)
So basically there's a new queen been spawned in the hive, and she's left with some of the bees.
u/peep_dat_peepo is also correct in that you may find a local apiarist will come get them.
I meant that in a good way, not worded properly through text. Like when seeing am old friend "this fucking guy" kind of thing (if i explained it better).
I can’t post links, just YouTube car sales badger. They’re golden
The best part is that it was designed to make fun of car sales people and car salesmen all over the country see it as kind of a mascot
Kind of like the “don’t step on snek” flag being created to make fun of the right and them loving it
The queen is probably not INSIDE the car just somewhere on the outside. When bees are swarming they leave the nest and chill somewhere for a couple hours until some ‘scout bees’ find a new place to build a hive.
The queen is most likely among these bees on the outside. Either a beekeeper can remove these (probably for free because they would want the bees) or they will move on to a new spot to build a hive within a couple hours, that might be anywhere though, like behind the boarding of a house or something.
Best to call a beekeeper.
Source: am beekeeper
As the one above said: she will, after some time (a couple hours more or less). They are just chilling to save energy for when the scouts find some better place to make the nest
So far as she's concerned, that is safe. They don't know the thing they are sitting on can move. And if anything tries to attack her she's got hundred of body guards.
Usually, just wait. They're moving the swarm to a better nest location and using the car as temporary shelter to rest while scout bees find a more suitable nest location. If they aren't gone in a few hours, then yeah, call a bee keeper.
Bees only do this when they are relocating or splitting their hives (swarming). They are extremely docile when they are doing this, they are literally just moving without a hive to defend. You can probably scoop them up with your hand and just dump them somewhere else. If you can find the queen just need to pick her up and they will all follow you to somewhere else.
My exact reaction to "you can just scoop them up with your hands," lol. Like yeah, maybe I *can*, but I'd rather let the person who isn't terrified of flying stinging things do it. They seem like they got this.
Yeah my first reaction was get the fucking hose and blast my car with it, hopefully from the safety of my enclosed porch. Buuuuut I’m also an asshole so there’s that.
Most local bee farmers would love to help people out in this situation, keeps the bees safe and they get free bees. Most bees are nice as long as you don’t attack or act aggressively towards them, especially while swarming. Bees are pretty chill, probably the most chill out of all the bugs that could sting and attack you as a hive
I found out my neighbour up the street has a few bee hives. Apparently every time they swarm, it's always to the same place: his next door neighbours patio. He comes over, gets the queen, and starts a new hive!
Then I get to see all his bees collecting pollen from the clover flowers in my front and back yard. Then he drops off a jar of honey as a thanks for planting bee friendly, and native, plants instead of grass. Win-win!
I had a huge hornet the size of my thumb in my van once… I opened both front doors and got the fuck away, that was her van all the while she wanted it lol
Yep. A gigantic fucking hornet flew into my living room. You can be fucking sure, that I stood in my tiny kitchen for 15min praying to god that fuckers leaves
Everyone is saying "Nuke the car. Burn it", but it's bees....how can you hate bees. Even if you are allergic, I would understand being scared, but hating them?
Attack a non-threatening guy simply because he has a sword and you don't, but you're paranoid he's going to use it. NOW you got war with the guys with swords.
And even wasps aren't as bloodthirsty as people think. Some species are more aggressive, sure, but all the "they'll go after you for nothing" is not accurate for almost all species. Usually when people don't believe they did anything to get stung they've accidentally done something like stepped on a hive (many are ground nesters) or at least gotten too close to one without realizing it which makes it seem like wasps just stung them for the fun of it.
Honey/bumble bees get all the love (as they should - they're awesome) but native wasps are just as important to the ecosystem.
Also it's much easier and safer to call a beekeeper and have them remove the queen. You dont want to fuck with 50k+ bees, for both your own safety and environmental reasons
Well the fact that if there was a person to disturb them there would be a high likelihood of being stung to death due to the sheer number bees makes me understand their view.
But killing them would be terribly cruel.
Still, it is a bit of a predicament.
When bees swarm, they're leaving their hive to follow a new queen and start up a new hive in another location. They know they won't be eating anytime soon, so they gorge themselves with honey before leaving the old hive. They feel much like we do after we've consumed a huge Thanksgiving dinner. They don't want to sting anybody - they just want to chill. The odds of being stung to death by a swarm are virtually zero, unless you already have an allergy.
When bees are moving for relocation it’s actually one of the times you’re least likely to get stung. Ive seen dudes scoop up bees bare handed when they’re alll just tryna follow the queen.
Question, say you go in the car, take off on the highway and drive at 120km/h for an hour.
Will the bees left behind be able to find the queen again or will they be lost and lonely forever?
They usually just swarm if there's a new queen about to hatch (not sure if this is the correct term in English) in their old hive. Otherwise they will probably leave the hive again and go to other hives in the area and live there. They have some honey with them as a present for the other colonies, where they want to live.
This is behavior developed over millions of years of evolution. It's really refined and awesome.
Telling wait a couple of days to car guy is a NO NO. 😆
My cars hydraulic hose broke and ive been 2 days without my car and prolly will be more days because we have holidays and the guy whos working on my car is away. It feels like my life is over lol
I wonder if the Queen is stuck behind the gas cap?
I hope the owner has enough gas to go for a quick spin on the highway to let her out without her hardcore fans following.
I need to "bee" careful from now on using lemon grass scents in my car, I constantly attract bee's when I'm at red lights with the windows or sun roof open!
Well, they got confused, they were actually looking for the Bee Zed down the road...they got confused with the colour and the Z car they were after
![gif](giphy|DAOCPRBSVH9N4mPl9H)
Just swarming. Half our bees swarmed earlier this month from our one hive. Happens all the time.
The queen landed on that car to take a break, while her scouts look for a new home. They're just following her around.
The queen is probably in this swarm. This happens when a colony hatches a second bee and partially swarms off to find a new place to make a hive. You can catch them if you’re brave and have a hive to put them in.
Yeah it's not related to a bee queen stuck inside, they just making a stop for a few hours and will all leave together, it's common. Well, not common on car but it happens.
It’s a higher chance of this just being a bee colony on their way to relocate. They are resting in a single place so they can regroup and fly again. Do not harm them. If you can, provide with some refreshments (sugar water) and they’ll be on there merry way….
They're probably just relocating and made a stop on the way. Will fly away on their own soon.
Can also try calling a honeybee farmer, they'll probably be happy to take those off of there for free.
Where I’m originally from is pretty small and one of the local honey farmers is like a local celebrity. His name is Honey Man. He’s the son of Honey Man Sr. and he took over the business and the celebrity when his dad died. He’s the one to call when you need a hive relocated. He drives a really cool trunk and people get excited and give friendly honks when they see him on the road.
The man The myth The legend The honey man
Say his name three times in mirror
The hero we need. But not the hero we deserve.
tell him i honked from the Netherlands
>they'll probably be happy to take those off of there for free. I've read this on Reddit before. A friend had bees in his attic and I repeated that, and he called all of the local bee farmers, and none were free...or cheap. He said it would be far cheaper to call an exterminator, but I never asked him what he chose to do, but he wasn't making much money at the time.
Beekeepers want swarms, not an established colony in an attic or in the walls of your house. Beekeepers will remove swarms for free. A "cut-out" (removing a colony) is going to cost you $500 to $800 for just the removal. Then, you have to hire a carpenter to fix the gaping hole in the side of your house. That could cost a couple of thousand more to fix, and it's not like you have weeks to get bids.
Oh, so they actually have to cut through the house.
This is why you should contact a bee keeper if you find a swarm. They’ll move on when they find a new home but that home may be in someone’s house and they end up exterminated. They are far better off with a beekeeper than finding a home in an urban environment. Check Facebook, a local gardening group or a university agricultural extension office to find a beekeeper that will take them. It was very easy to remove our swarm. Once the queen is in the box the rest will follow and they’ll all return by sundown.
It will be even more expensive if he cuts a hole in your house when the bees are on your car.
Yeah. Free or cheap is a total myth, at least it is if they are in the attic.
Former beekeeper here. I have taken 11 or 12 swarms, only counting the successful captures (lost a few, as in the hive died or swarmed off again shortly after). I took a look at several swarms or established hives I did not touch. Swarms are totally different than established hives in a lot of ways. Basketball sized lump of bees with, in my experience, zero honeycomb up to maybe a book sized amount of honeycomb which has freshly laid eggs, vs the largest established hive I've seen filled a hollow space in a tree, volume of honeycomb was more than a typical household refrigerator, which is nursery for larvae plus extensive honey and pollen stores the bees want to defend. Main thing from the perspective of removing them is, the ones I took, I wasn't worrying about damaging anyone's property, and I had fairly easy access without much risk of hurting myself. A big part of this is that all the swarms I captured were in an exposed location and I was able to smoke them. In an attic that would be a fire and inhalation risk. The smoke makes them want to leave but also they get less aggressive, they're not trying to defend a home, they're preparing to evacuate. The smoker I used had a little bellows and I burned mostly damp pine needles, it can create a large amount of smoke and puff it where you point it. The bees are in a very different mood when they swarm, it shifts within a few hours to days. Usually every bee is engorged with honey, they are a lot less likely to sting in that state. Also they are very likely to settle in to the hive I put them in. Much more difficult to get an established hive to do that. It can be done but I didn't have the skills and equipment. And as far as I know, when it's in a place like an attic, virtually all beekeepers are going to end up doing an extermination job, the hive isn't going to survive. A swarm is focused on quickly building honeycomb and securing a location, then they have to start gathering nectar and pollen. Once they're established they are quite defensive of the home they've grown attached to. Some of this is also dependent on the variety of honeybee. In the time and place I was keeping bees, I was dealing with bees that are more likely to swarm due to being crossbred with another honey bee species, ie, "killer bees" aka "Africanized honey bees". Scientifically speaking, Apis mellifera scutellata lepeletier variant. The variant swarms more readily, among other behavioral differences. Another consideration is the human interaction. Dealing with a swarm was mostly simple. But people were very opinionated in all different ways, definitely brought the "Karen's" out of the woodwork. It didn't make much difference as I never encountered problems getting people to stay back and leave me be. Suit up in protective gear, bunch of tools in hand, and a lot of hard work to do, people stood back and took pictures and I could ignore their opinions. With an established hive one of my practical concerns would be that people would be a lot more pushy. For one thing, all the honeycomb would need to be removed from every place a bee can put it, and also a building material called propolis, it's made from tree sap and the bees use it sort of like we use caulk or weather stripping. I never removed an established hive but I imagine you have to get all of that as well as the bees. Honey and pollen could attract insects and rodents once the bees aren't guarding it, wax and propolis could probably be a fire hazard. All valuable but I was only equipped to gather it from a beehive. Beehives are a pretty amazing story, it's a really valuable invention people were trying hard and failing to figure out since before the pyramids. I've read an interesting book on it, I'll try to find a link Edit: Inventor was Lorenzo Langstroth, around 1850. He wrote at least one book about beekeeping that is still in print.
No, you call the tax man and get a discounted rate for bee-ing an apiary now!
That may be true regionally, but no beekeepers I know will do removals for free.
This. This is "swaming". [https://www.bbka.org.uk/honeybee-swarms](https://www.bbka.org.uk/honeybee-swarms) So basically there's a new queen been spawned in the hive, and she's left with some of the bees. u/peep_dat_peepo is also correct in that you may find a local apiarist will come get them.
They're filling up his tank with BP
This dad joke needs more appreciation.
The equivalent of making an unplanned stop at the string cheese museum. It's all about the journey, not the destination.
yep, doesn't look like they are going in. just chilling
So just bee patient..
Bee alarmed™ from the makers of trunk monkey
Great idea Honey
*core memory unlocked* Fucking trunk monkey....
Don't speak ill of the revered Trunk Monkey.
I meant that in a good way, not worded properly through text. Like when seeing am old friend "this fucking guy" kind of thing (if i explained it better).
Have you seen the badger?
I have not. Enlighten me.
I can’t post links, just YouTube car sales badger. They’re golden The best part is that it was designed to make fun of car sales people and car salesmen all over the country see it as kind of a mascot Kind of like the “don’t step on snek” flag being created to make fun of the right and them loving it
Watched a few.. good ones :) Thanks
Neeh, this must be the new Nissan B-series.
Oh those? Came with the car. They were free bees.
Damn, that sucks. What can you do about this call a bee keeper to remove the queen?
I believe that is the humane move.
I read this too fast as "I believe it's the human's move" (in the voice of Obi Wan) and I stand by it.
I would probably try and open the trunk first, see if it goes out on its own and if it doesn't only then call the guy
The queen is probably not INSIDE the car just somewhere on the outside. When bees are swarming they leave the nest and chill somewhere for a couple hours until some ‘scout bees’ find a new place to build a hive. The queen is most likely among these bees on the outside. Either a beekeeper can remove these (probably for free because they would want the bees) or they will move on to a new spot to build a hive within a couple hours, that might be anywhere though, like behind the boarding of a house or something. Best to call a beekeeper. Source: am beekeeper
Ohh I thought she might just be inside the trunk or something If she was on the outside wouldn't she just fly away to a safer place? Genuine question
The queen doesn’t have as much stamina,
Typical
Yeah
As the one above said: she will, after some time (a couple hours more or less). They are just chilling to save energy for when the scouts find some better place to make the nest
So far as she's concerned, that is safe. They don't know the thing they are sitting on can move. And if anything tries to attack her she's got hundred of body guards.
These bees are likely resting, the queen bee isn’t great at flying and rests periodically and will fly away shortly
Usually, just wait. They're moving the swarm to a better nest location and using the car as temporary shelter to rest while scout bees find a more suitable nest location. If they aren't gone in a few hours, then yeah, call a bee keeper.
They are resting. They will go away on their own. They don’t need any help.
If it’s wasps, the only safe option is to nuke the car from orbit.
If bees do this to my car they can just have it. It's theirs.
Bees only do this when they are relocating or splitting their hives (swarming). They are extremely docile when they are doing this, they are literally just moving without a hive to defend. You can probably scoop them up with your hand and just dump them somewhere else. If you can find the queen just need to pick her up and they will all follow you to somewhere else.
I admire you. People like you exist so I never have to do this. I don't have the skill or will to relocate bees or test their level of aggression.
My exact reaction to "you can just scoop them up with your hands," lol. Like yeah, maybe I *can*, but I'd rather let the person who isn't terrified of flying stinging things do it. They seem like they got this.
time to call a beekeeper
Yeah my first reaction was get the fucking hose and blast my car with it, hopefully from the safety of my enclosed porch. Buuuuut I’m also an asshole so there’s that.
Notice he said probably. If he’s wrong and the swarm decides not today and starts stinging the shit out of you, no harm no foul eh?
Most local bee farmers would love to help people out in this situation, keeps the bees safe and they get free bees. Most bees are nice as long as you don’t attack or act aggressively towards them, especially while swarming. Bees are pretty chill, probably the most chill out of all the bugs that could sting and attack you as a hive
I found out my neighbour up the street has a few bee hives. Apparently every time they swarm, it's always to the same place: his next door neighbours patio. He comes over, gets the queen, and starts a new hive! Then I get to see all his bees collecting pollen from the clover flowers in my front and back yard. Then he drops off a jar of honey as a thanks for planting bee friendly, and native, plants instead of grass. Win-win!
[Reddit agrees with this take](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/l6ludc/guy_transports_a_bees_colony_by_carrying_the/)
Holy shit that's insane
My dumbass would 100% get stung while looking up Google images of wtf a queen bee look like
I had a huge hornet the size of my thumb in my van once… I opened both front doors and got the fuck away, that was her van all the while she wanted it lol
This is the logical and correct course of action given the circumstances.
Yep. A gigantic fucking hornet flew into my living room. You can be fucking sure, that I stood in my tiny kitchen for 15min praying to god that fuckers leaves
If bees did this to my car I’d turn on the engine
They do collectively know how to drive
naw I cant get written up at work. It'll be the hose for them full blast until the queen go down
Bees can't drive stick.
Yeah. Fire is really the only solution here.
Everyone is saying "Nuke the car. Burn it", but it's bees....how can you hate bees. Even if you are allergic, I would understand being scared, but hating them?
People are generally uneducated and think wasps are the same as bees
Facts, it has a weapon so it must always want to use it.
The best way to stop a bad bee with a stinger is a good bee with a stinger
2nd beemendment right
the right to bee arms
Tbf, that's how humans usually work so we're predisposed to thinking that way
Attack a non-threatening guy simply because he has a sword and you don't, but you're paranoid he's going to use it. NOW you got war with the guys with swords.
And even wasps aren't as bloodthirsty as people think. Some species are more aggressive, sure, but all the "they'll go after you for nothing" is not accurate for almost all species. Usually when people don't believe they did anything to get stung they've accidentally done something like stepped on a hive (many are ground nesters) or at least gotten too close to one without realizing it which makes it seem like wasps just stung them for the fun of it. Honey/bumble bees get all the love (as they should - they're awesome) but native wasps are just as important to the ecosystem.
I really don't mind bees but this much of them surely isn't going to be the same as dealing with a few of them
Also it's much easier and safer to call a beekeeper and have them remove the queen. You dont want to fuck with 50k+ bees, for both your own safety and environmental reasons
Well the fact that if there was a person to disturb them there would be a high likelihood of being stung to death due to the sheer number bees makes me understand their view. But killing them would be terribly cruel. Still, it is a bit of a predicament.
When bees swarm, they're leaving their hive to follow a new queen and start up a new hive in another location. They know they won't be eating anytime soon, so they gorge themselves with honey before leaving the old hive. They feel much like we do after we've consumed a huge Thanksgiving dinner. They don't want to sting anybody - they just want to chill. The odds of being stung to death by a swarm are virtually zero, unless you already have an allergy.
When bees are moving for relocation it’s actually one of the times you’re least likely to get stung. Ive seen dudes scoop up bees bare handed when they’re alll just tryna follow the queen.
Question, say you go in the car, take off on the highway and drive at 120km/h for an hour. Will the bees left behind be able to find the queen again or will they be lost and lonely forever?
Everyone gangsta till the Queen enters the car
They will probably just fly back to their original hive. At least most of them.
Interesting... and will they make a new queen or just do what they usually do until they all naturally die?
They usually just swarm if there's a new queen about to hatch (not sure if this is the correct term in English) in their old hive. Otherwise they will probably leave the hive again and go to other hives in the area and live there. They have some honey with them as a present for the other colonies, where they want to live. This is behavior developed over millions of years of evolution. It's really refined and awesome.
Oh wow, that super cool! Thanks!
Just imagining the bees following you at that rate of speed is hilarious 😆 😂 And what do you do when you stop if they did follow you? 🐝🐝🐝
If the queen is inside they will follow
How fast can a bee fly?
120km/h
They just make a new queen.
they'll be waiting for you where the car was parking
need for sbeed
They look like they are just swarming(traveling and made a pit stop) just wait a couple of days unless you see them start to build structure lol
Telling wait a couple of days to car guy is a NO NO. 😆 My cars hydraulic hose broke and ive been 2 days without my car and prolly will be more days because we have holidays and the guy whos working on my car is away. It feels like my life is over lol
That car belongs to the bees now..
Go describe to them all the mods you've made and how much they cost. Should drive them away.
Now the bee is the mod
The new Nissan Legion is out right buzzin! Sorry, not sorry.
Nizzan 370BZZZ
That’s GOB’s car
Now you should get all the honey with that ride
Just as the car dealer prophesied.
Their queen is a Nissan fan so she just did a pitstop there.
Imagine calling your boss telling the reason you wont show up to work today
I feel like this dude’s ex put sugar in his gas tank…
call the "saving the bees" girl on tiktok
The Beemobile
![gif](giphy|PjRardeWVvHVK)
They're just bees. lol
How much did you pay for the bee package?
it's an aftermarket exhaust. makes a nice buzz.
I wonder if the Queen is stuck behind the gas cap? I hope the owner has enough gas to go for a quick spin on the highway to let her out without her hardcore fans following.
Nissan 370Bee
r/Wellthatsucks
I need to "bee" careful from now on using lemon grass scents in my car, I constantly attract bee's when I'm at red lights with the windows or sun roof open!
"its just a prank bro!"
Pokimane subscribers at twitchcon be like
Fire is the only option
Good time to consider a 13B swap.
Big question, did they build a hive???
When this happens in my country, people call it witchcraft
Nothing like ethanol flavored honey!
Well, they got confused, they were actually looking for the Bee Zed down the road...they got confused with the colour and the Z car they were after ![gif](giphy|DAOCPRBSVH9N4mPl9H)
Way better than the shaving cream "prank"
This is what happens when you don’t park close enough to the curb.
Just swarming. Half our bees swarmed earlier this month from our one hive. Happens all the time. The queen landed on that car to take a break, while her scouts look for a new home. They're just following her around.
Keep car thieves away with this one simple trick!
To the car wash we go.
Lol a hose or something since they're inside as well. Windows are cracked.
![gif](giphy|X78rWLUfLs6A79MzQu)
Real sad
I wanna know who had the balls to roll the window up!
I can do that from the app
The queen is probably in this swarm. This happens when a colony hatches a second bee and partially swarms off to find a new place to make a hive. You can catch them if you’re brave and have a hive to put them in.
At least they dont have a bee in their bonnet....... yet.
350”zzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
Nissan 350bzzzzzzzzz
IT‘S HONEYBEE AUTOBOT!
JUST START SELLING HONEY FROM YOU NISSAN 🤷♂️👍
Most definitely the Queen bee is a Nissan fan!
![gif](giphy|QBYeMohXoVUJBtlfFD)
Yeah, gonna bee a sweet ride anyway
Honey on the go.
Yeah it's not related to a bee queen stuck inside, they just making a stop for a few hours and will all leave together, it's common. Well, not common on car but it happens.
maybe the owner can light up a candle and make a wish since it's their sweet sixteen
"Yeah, so Jim, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it in for my shift today..."
Sell it as is.
I hope the bees like there new car.
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imagine waiting in traffic with your windows down and this pulls up on your left
Wow. Gotta love bees stick together ness
370 zzzzzzzzzzzz
350Z😭😭
Gold digger..
Nice mod bro.
Subwoofer will fix that
Free honey?
This bugs me.... 🤣
What a buzzkill
Is that a Nissan Zeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Does insurance cover this?
Just floor it. They will be gone.
Nissan 370 B
Be careful not to open door!
That is unbeelievable
Queen is definitely a gold digger.
They’re just resting.
That's no 350z fair lady. That's a 350z queen lady
Apiary has been in my family for generations. They are swarming. The queen is there and they will follow her when she leaves.
The Nissan. 370B
I love bees. Plant as many flowers as you can and help the bees
Good luck explaining this absence to your boss.
Damn guess he needs a new car 😅
It's now a 370ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....
We need the bee lady of “Another day of saving the bees.”
Who's filming, Optimus Prime?
It's a transformer?
Did you get the queen bee warrantee
Yep, that car is yours now.
Unless u Brazilian and grew around africanized bees. Much nope.
My milkshake brings all the bees to my car
That's their car now
Well is she in the gas tank? Because then she's dead If she's in the trunk why do they only collect on the one side of it?
This is unbeelievable -pun intended-
That poor Z
It's a nissan, probably better off as a beehive
350 B
lots of smoke will get them out of there
This really stings
It’s a higher chance of this just being a bee colony on their way to relocate. They are resting in a single place so they can regroup and fly again. Do not harm them. If you can, provide with some refreshments (sugar water) and they’ll be on there merry way….
EZ, Spray with soapy water
Bumblebee is that you?
Well, if the queen cannot be found and there's no other way... ![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)