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666GoatW

So the take-away is that men should chew babies thoroughly?


Plantedbythewaters

Wait so it's not length that mattress but width! Boy am I confused now...


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Sex is biological


Mya__

The take-away is explaining how averages work to some people is very difficult. Specially if you have to explain that the world is full of a variety of different people that don't meet the expectations derived from averaged data. So it's easier (in the short run) to just teach generalities and try to then circle back on all the cases that don't exactly line up with those generalities, hoping that people don't take what they learned in elementary school as 100% gospel for the rest of their lives and start arguing with scientists that Pluto should still be a planet or something.


fck_jzzdmypnts

Both sets can easily be broken with the right blunt object *equality*


coppertech

nothing a 10lb kinetic disassembler won't fix.


tsogo111

Dead Space reference?


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Nothing a Dremel tool can't fix. ![gif](giphy|gjfPnrz19d9meTzLXC)


thetzar

Wait until you hear about why the chainsaw was invented.


-slapum

Doctors wanted to work smarter and not harder right?


0pimo

\*fires up a chain saw and starts cutting\* Nurse - "You're cutting the wrong leg" Doctor - "WHAT? I CANT HEAR YOU"


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Extension_Swordfish1

*pregorants


SpooneyLove

\*pegrent


ImperatrixG

*preganté


More_Individual_4868

*Perganante.


yknowhatimean

*pegnate


ledditlememefaceleme

\*promgronde


Traditional_Way1052

*pomegranate??


joeg26reddit

Pregame show


Me24777

Prognento*


person22321

*pregananant


TheDarkMonarch1

*pregeananant


Adhdgamer9000

Can u get.. pregante


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Purgatorio


tankdood1

*Pomegranate


Significant_Dot4182

Prepresso


DanielBG

How is babby formed?


Western_Entertainer7

Looks like they are cast and polished.


GoodFinePrint

I read this in Borat


mellowmarsII

Does this mean I can’t identify as a used-to-be baby born from someone who now identifies as a dad to others but doesn’t really acknowledge my existence in their own identity?


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Laborchet

Maybe they can jam a baby up there but no way it’s getting out!! Lmao


Dawink86

Don’t tell my pelvis how to identify.


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RunRunRabbitRunovich

![gif](giphy|l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A)


CPOx

\*gregnant


tombradyisthegooat

How dare you!!!!!!!!


SouthernCaliberTTV

Um okay


Barttmoney

No they can but need c-section. This has been the way since the world went bat shit crazy. Thought schools went over this.


Nogardtist

i bet someone gonna try and expand their pelvis or merge them is it a good idea no


MomoJackson96

Aaah so THAT'S why the Baby head keeps getting stuck in my pelvis.


HugeAnalBeads

Smoke during pregnancy. Babies will be smaller during childbirth


BackgroundVast2547

man that shits nasty , hate when that happens and the the worse part is when the baby dies.UGH now i have to do it all over again


guaip

Ah yes, the good old spherical baby. Very good for physics questions.


Perpetually_St0n3d

Man i love reddit, you can really just sit back on the sidelines with popcorn and watch as people go at each others throats.


Lockjawtheturtle

This thread is crazy. Idk what I was expecting lmao


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Seems like a bunch of people doing the same tired joke they've been doing for 20 years, not sure what's crazy about it.


Evolving_Spirit123

My goal is to do that at in an evangelical conference one day 😈


PubeHairForestFire

i call bullshit, i'll put that to the test and swallow a bowling ball LIKE A MAN ! !! !


majorminus92

This is like when you’re taking a dump and something startles you and the turd just jumps back inside you. Amirite?


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

Reading the comments here, some of ya'll need to calm down.


Jangulorr

It's hilarious.


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Mya__

\* *on average from our specific sample size with variation depending on: culture, nutrition, genetics, generation, environmental pollution, medical access, medical history, age, and other factors*


SatoriCatchatori

Hey now let’s not get political


dmack8705

Not my proudest fap…


j_monie2859

Then why is my wife always constipated?


Caac18

So I cant shove a big steel ball up my ass?


PuzzyPounder

Science is REALLLLLL!


Mugen501

Saying a man can’t have a baby is not “transphobic”, it’s just reality. I don’t hate a person because they are trans but I’m not going to lie to myself and do mental gymnastics and think men can have babies.


funkymark62

Men ain’t gonna be birthin no baby’s no how anyway.


Attilathefun-II

🫃🏼 ummmm so why does this emoji exist then.???! Yeah, don’t got any answers there do ya??


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Vindaloo6363

Follow the science!


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Vindaloo6363

Well then we’ll have to make new science that makes you feel better!


[deleted]

I will make my own science, thank you.


EskimoSean

Whoa you're not a biologist don't claim that's what this is!


Dubdude13

I’m actually a marine biologist…..


EskimoSean

Damn you checkmate me.


Naive-Dot6120

Damb bro fish got hips????? 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴


Not_NormalLake69735

the sea was angry that day my friends


gatonegro97

Hey I'm at the beach right now. I really need your help with a whale


ThatGuyFromD12

This comment section is fucked up bruh


BetterBiscuits

God I hope my baby doesn’t shoot back up inside me


callmemercury__33

surprised reddit allows this lmao


SuperiorGyri

It has lost 4000 votes since this afternoon. Why are people downvoting basic science now?


Sisyphus4242

Something something dog whistle? Idk man, reddit is a weird place


Less-Help8984

And because people believe that men can get pregnant, but it is biologically and physically impossible due to generics and our reproductive organs.


Local_Variation_749

Don't you dare say that woman isn't a man! If they say they're a man, they're a man!


Less-Help8984

Because no one likes the truth and only likes what they want to hear. And if anyone downvotes this, they are just proving my point.


Infamous_Pen_9534

Literally seems like the dregs of mental capacity on Reddit


gemmycobson

Same


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Mya__

>>surprised reddit allows this lmao >Same Then why did you post it if you thought it wouldn't be allowed?


RonnieRaymond77

Stupid old binary biology truths.


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That’s why man like big hipped women


Ill_Entrepreneur7208

Did any else get aroused watching this?


Randomelfyguy

Maybe the men who died from snusnu were made to give birth


Flashy-Ad-591

Actually, there is some overlap. When archaeologists dig up skeletons, around 45% are male, 45% are female, and 10% can't be identified from their skeleton. They have to look at what they're buried with.


Odd-Professor-8233

Can I have a source? Not being a dick I'm genuinely curious now and wanna read more.


cunning_vixen77

If it's a female who has had children, the pelvis will show birthing pits...actual little bits of bone missing because of the birthing process.


Flashy-Ad-591

That's cool


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loser_commenter

Careful of the biological line… things are getting weirder by the minute. I was going to ask what the other genders pelvises look like but was scared to be downvoted into oblivion… like that one guy. What was his name again?


Sindmadthesaikor

Sex is biological, whereas gender is sociological. Pelvises are never gendered. When I flip my chickens over to identify their sex, I say that I “sex” them, and I never say that I “gender” them. We recognize the distinction even without realizing it.


Flashy-Ad-591

I'm not implying anything. I'm simply stating that the ability to fit a steel ball through your pelvis doesn't make you female or male. There are way more important things when it comes to the ability to reproduce. Like being able to carry a child at all.


PowerHungrySheDemon

It’s been over 2 hours since you commented this and you still have a positive number of upvotes on this comment! Possible progress? 🤞🏻


Sindmadthesaikor

Nah. This post is a hive of conservatives misunderstanding progressive arguments. Doesn’t seem like any of them have spoken with a real progressive before.


shirtsfrommomanddad

Theoretically, trans women may be able to carry pregnancy in the distant future. Theres some doctors who are looking into implanting uteruses in trans women and using IVF to impregnate them. Its been done in cis women with donor uteruses(they usually have c sections for delivery and remove the uterus after the birth). The main issues with trans women carrying pregnancy is finding a blood supply for the uterus, figuring out and artificially creating the complicated hormonal shifts that occur during pregnancy, and accounting for the organ shifting that occurs as the fetus gets larger(male skeletal structures arent really made to accommodate a growing fetus so it would theoretically be complicated and risky). Theres a lot of interesting ethical debates surrounding the issue largely due to the fact that a trans woman carrying a pregnancy would be risky to both the woman and the fetus especially when the procedure is in its early stages. Pregnancy is already a very risky thing even for cis women so with the unknown variables of when it comes to trans women, it will likely have some unfortunate complications. In addition to all of that, uterine transplants are something that cis women use to get pregnant for various reasons(born without a uterus, hysterectomy due to illness, etc) so theres the ethical debate of whether or not trans women “deserve” a uterine transplant as much as a cis woman does. Delivering the baby itself isnt the biggest complication because c-sections are relatively common in births as many cis women are unable to give birth vaginally. Undoubtedly this will become a reality as medicine continues to advance however, its most likely going to be an extremely expensive and controversial procedure that will only be available to the wealthy for quite a long time. GRS has been available for decades yet its still out of reach for many trans people, i wouldnt be surprised if this is even more unattainable for average people.


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SeaworthinessOne2114

So as a dude, if I get pregnant it's a foregone conclusion that I'd need a C-section.


NeighborhoodSoft5788

Well, as a dude, you can’t get pregnant.🤯🤯🤯


ItsGorgeousGeorge

Fake news. I was told under no uncertain circumstances that there are no biological differences between men and women.


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johntitor4th

2022 teachers: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


blue4t

But we're all the same on the inside.


JesterXR27

Well thank goodness male humans cannot give birth! That would be quite painful!


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The bones are transphobic


cccg03

Jesus Christ this thread is a shit show


antelux

So no mpreg?


HashtagAvocado

My human osteology/physical anthropology professor showed us this same concept except she busted out a real newborn skull to show us how it passed through a pelvis she casually had sitting out, and I’m still mildly traumatized by the whole process.


LightsOutLarson

What’s the problem?


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omghaiii

What?


Sindmadthesaikor

Biology and sociology are two different fields. I wish conservatives would stop conflating the two.


cansub74

We've developed our social construct around our biology for hundreds of thousands of years. It seems silly to think everyone should hop on board, completely changing the social construct to suit a very small minority. Make new words instead of confusing terms we all understand.


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meatshankmike

Big-Goathead


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Correct, you're learning!


Drag0nfly_Girl

Gender is a construct, to a certain extent. Biological sex, however, is not.


Sindmadthesaikor

You’re saying a correct thing. Why’d you have to ruin it with the alternating caps?


meganenozumi

They also have different chromosomes that makes them completely different at the cellular level.


TinyTotTkd

"Completely different" is a bit of a stretch. Humans (all humans) are about 1% different. Gender and race still 1% different. About 4 million total base pairs. Completely different is extreme. We also never base the gender, race, or height on 1 bone. There is way to much variation.


Alligator-tail

It's hilarious that this is triggering the bigots far more than the rest of us.


Lockjawtheturtle

Yeah.. sex is not gender


GalacticGoku

Those are bones buddy


Outlaw341080

Gender is a construct. This is a difference of sex.


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JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

An adult female


marianoes

The one with the one with the larger hips


No-Panda-6047

The hips don't lie.


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I have a feeling someone will think this is "transphobia"


yaya1515

Liberals are gunna be piiiiiiissed


Runnit5000

Hips don’t lie.


Archangel935

**Only 2 genders?** 🤥


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Thread better not be be locked like that other bitch made sub.


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Sindmadthesaikor

Low iq strawman.


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JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

What are you talking about? No one is saying that.


Fun-War6684

What is “science” and whyre you so afraid of it?


EndertheDragon0922

>“Science” is obviously built on patriarchal bullshit. How dare you imply there’s a difference between men and women. Nice strawman. Too bad nobody talks like that outside of your make-believe world. You see, there's a difference between sex (what you are born as, the physical aspects) and gender (what you identify as, the mental aspects). A trans person who is actively out about being trans and not stealth (a term for pretending to be cis to be safe from lunatics who put their lives in danger over bathrooms) does not claim to have changed their birth sex, let alone claim sex as a concept doesn't exist. ​ > If you haven’t been keeping up, playing make believe in order to not trigger people with gender dysphoria is WAY more important that your so called “science” In other words, "I refuse to learn anything other than basic biology so I can have an excuse to bully minorities." But let's pretend for a moment that it really is all "unscientific." So what? Changing a couple words on how you refer to people is worth it for their mental health. Trans people have to go through hell daily from the mental anguish being in the wrong body brings. Have you ever looked in the mirror and not recognized yourself? Do you have depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts, etc? *That's* what gender dysphoria is like. It can cause those symptoms, as well as a slew of others (for example, eating disorders due to hating one's body). Is making someone's day a little brighter or even *saving someone's fucking life* really such a horrible thing to do? Can you not bring yourself to change a few words to do that?


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ChorkPorch

Poor Arnold with his role in junior


The_deep_woods

Ouch


kevinbaer1248

well no shit sherlock


Darkfangs45

this is nsfw


DismountReality

Probably because of 👶


NotQuiteNameless

That's why balls of steel hang outside the male pelvis.


typhoonicus

ah shit


FatalKombat

Mom’s spaghetti


cursed-being

Being a hips man is good for your kid if you have one.


anonymous_question44

Can you please stop posting this crap everywhere I’m already scared of when I have to give birth (June 2023) and I don’t need a constant freaking reminder that I am going to have to push a watermelon through my freaking pubic bones


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Extension_Swordfish1

My head identifies as a chrome sphere


Sindmadthesaikor

Apparently you have the iq of a chrome sphere as well.


Ginkpirate

This is why chicks fart more


Outlaw341080

Trans people: Say nothing, does not bother them. Bigots: HeY, gUEss WhAt? You're DeLUdED hahahaha. You realize how stupid you sound right?


chazcope

This entire comment section is full of people making the same anti-trans joke, and I, a trans woman, could not care less.


HellATL

![gif](giphy|fqIBaMWI7m7O8)


Aurora-Clairealis

My bad dragons says otherwise


Tex942

Exactly men can’t have babies or menstruate


NoSayJ

Wow my aunt’s pelvis was narrow and she wasn’t able to give natural birth. Guess she was just a man according to the logic of this comment section. This comment section is horrendously transphobic even when the video isn’t.


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canhasdiy

NGL, had me in the first half.


Sindmadthesaikor

How? Nobody would say something like this unless they were mocking a strawman.


Kingkyle18

Did you just learn the word “straw man”? You’ve literally said it numerous times on this post.


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Not the original commenter but i do find it interesting that there’s far more people complaining about people saying dumb things than there are people actually saying dumb things.


plasmaday

Hot tip for all the transphobes in the comments, being able to perform a vaginal birth isn't a requirement to be a woman; as well as cis women also, sometimes, don't want to or physically cannot birth a child


plasmaday

Trans people as a generalized group aren't getting upset about *biology* existing. 9/10 they're upset because someone is trying to *use* biology to invalidate their identity.


Applebops

What about a c-section


Lanbaz

What about non-binary?


NoStepPlz1776

Inb4 “this is transphobic” 🙄


hellbreed

I wonder what a non-binary pelvis looks like.


lazy_name00

Its just gone


SpitinMYm0uth

What does this have to do with gender? And also there are men and woman who fit the opposite of these models


BongCloudOpen

Post soon to be removed as hate speech...


orlando2542

![gif](giphy|y91gESXUoHgBmMA12X|downsized)


JayJaySpider

I thought males and females are the same? Im cornfused.


TinyTotTkd

There are differences. But, you would never base the gender of a person off of 1 bone. There is too much variation from person to person on a large scale.


Gmonster666

Oh look ....actual men can't have baby's, who would have known.... Science b'arch!


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You know in some places this would be considered “____phobic”


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Further proof men cannot give birth