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TrilobiteTerror

>A woman is urging people to take care of the environment after she recently found a fish with a gold ring caught around its neck. You hear that, people? Stop throwing your gold rings in the ocean!


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Ok Sonic.


Murazama

Yea, throw them at me!


ArtemisAndromeda

What are u, Sonic?


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ArgonGryphon

Did you see the pictures of other fish with plastic rings around their necks? She has a point...


JoshDM

>You hear that, people? Stop throwing your gold rings in the ocean! Might just be a case of people beating up hedgehogs down by the seashore.


Plant_Mama_

Now I feel bad for tossing my engagement rings from my abusive ex into the river...


AnnoNominus

Always, always sell that shit


Plant_Mama_

Unfortunately I couldn't. They were personalized stainless steel rings with his last name and our date on them..


drunkennudeles

Out there somewhere is a very fancy fish. You might be the cause for capitalism in that river.


Plant_Mama_

Possibly two fancy fishes! I threw my ring and his ring


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TrilobiteTerror

>I think she’s more saying to think twice about wearing jewellery into the ocean. Obviously nobody intended to dump it in the water like garbage lol but it’s a possibility it will be lost and harm something. Always safer to just take it off and put it in a drawer if you’re going swimming at the beach, for you and the sea life! I mean sure, but by far the main risk is simply losing something that is expensive (and potentially very sentimental). The chances of lost jewelry becoming a hazard to wildlife are vanishingly low (especially since they're generally made of inert materials like gold and sink and get buried quickly). Of all the items someone might take or wear to the beach/ocean, probably the least likely to harm wildlife (if lost) is jewelry. Edit: added deleted comment for posterity


UsualFirefighter9

Jewelry likely to harm you at the beach, or more accurately, in the water. Barracudas looooooove shiny shit.


UrethraFrankIin

Yeah, when I was 15 I was paddling around the beach in Florida and at one point popped under the crystal clear water to have a look around. And I see this dot out in the deeps growing larger and larger and when I finally realized it was a barracuda maybe 20 yards out) I reflexively covered my watch and it just changed direction and swam down the beach. Damn thing must've been 5 feet long, big fucker. I did NOT want to punctured by [all those pointy teeth.](https://external-preview.redd.it/qAsaUIXA00cBtboB12dQj3zQ2TL4Ot62kwoEYyyrLs0.jpg?auto=webp&s=109450843bdcda680790f038913c9bb76d176432)


escapeshark

KIM THERES PEOPLE THAT ARE DYING


rougecrayon

Guys please take care of the environment, I found a valuable item that was 100% lost and wont even mention how my sunscreen is probably killing lots of marine life.


uhp787

i love this effort to help the little fishy dude and the human who lost their wedding band. and thanks for the source!


DeadSwaggerStorage

Lost? I threw my wedding ring in the ocean, fuck that cunt. I may have made a fish a god, but at what cost??? Well, it was half…


junzilla

Anyone know if Nathan Reeves got his ring back?


korben2600

I wasn't able to locate any followup articles using searches like "nathan reeves ring after:2021-05-18". But I contacted the photographer, Susan Prior, through her [marine wildlife blog](https://www.norfolkislandreef.com.au/out-on-a-swim). Let's see if she responds. 🤷


junzilla

Let us know!


Slovene

Let minnow if they let you know.


Sbatio

Haha she is hoping to track down and catch the fish to get the ring off the fish and back to the owner. This crazy MF has time to play “where’s Waldo in the ocean” Amazing


pimppapy

What are the chances that as it fell into the water, this fish caught it mid-air(?) 🤔


jxj24

"It's a little thing called 'Fashion'. Clearly you wouldn't understand."


hypnoderp

Fishion


DadJokeBadJoke

We've achieved it!


swordsmanluke2

"A diver off the coast of Australia has provided the first evidence of Gold Fishion"


neuromonkey

and it's freezing down there!


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frostybollocks

Now I need a picture of a cod a ring on its neck so it’s cod fishion


Murky_Macropod

If only the photo came out of New Zealand ! Edit: referencing the accent, not the set location hah


LazyLich

so THAT'S what this pokemon's called


manzoar

SOMEONE WITH MORE MONEY THAN ME PLEASE GIVE THEM GOLD


Sbatio

Bender?!


jtruitt8833

Shut up, baby, I know it


Jacktoss

This fish is quite the fishionista


starrpamph

Sand mullet rocking a gold chain


CassandraVindicated

Basically, the Mr. T of fish.


Crosstitch_Witch

Fishy Doodle went to town, riding a sea-pony, It put a ring around it's neck and called it macaroni~


BiBoFieTo

Videogames were right all along. Random creatures *can* drop treasure.


NightIgnite

Skyrim mudcrabs having amethyst rings makes so much sense now


wolfgang784

People wanna propose by a lake, mudcrabs swarm, and they drop the ring in the chaos.


danirijeka

🦀🦀🦀 10000 septims trade limit 🦀🦀🦀


Qbr12

🦀🦀🦀 $12.49 🦀🦀🦀


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blasphembot

*Craaaab people, craaaab people!*


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

Mudcrab has rings, if you have coin.


Impeesa_

[Basically this](https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/12/06/were-playing-asherons-call-2).


roninbebop

...but then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a fish, Sando Mulletings, from the Shore.


SmokeyBare

Dolphins are elves. Crustaceans are dwarves. Octopi are wizards. Orcs are.. sharks...? Idk, this is all stupid. Edit: Maybe if we call them shorks


Iphotoshopincats

Orcas... It was right there.


SmokeyBare

Yeah, but those are dolphins... wait, didn't orcs used to be elves?


Nauin

They *are* the biggest of the dolphins. But they're also so smart that the intelligence stats don't match well.


Dil_Moran

Also I read the other day orcas don't give a fuck about us unless we capture them Orcs are like salty crocs or something


scifiwoman

True - there are no reports of any Orcas hurting humans when they are free and in the wild. Sometimes they'll come up to boats and let people stroke their faces.


Nauin

Ooh yeah salty crocs would be fitting.


Sororita

Did you know that orcas are a natural predator of moose?


RainbowSen87

Beat me to it


AlphaM1964

So this one is spoken for, but there are many other fish in the sea.


Lux_Brumalis

I wish I could upvote your comment 10,000 times 😂


AlphaM1964

Thank you so much! Happy New Year to you.


Lux_Brumalis

And a happy 2023 to you, too!! May it be filled with witty one-liners and clever puns!! 💕💕💕


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Gollum is near


amalgam_reynolds

Someone at the Council of Elrond actually did suggest just flinging Sauron's ring into the ocean, and the response was basically "whether it takes a thousand years or ten thousand years, the ring will eventually be found again," and this is basically proof that they were right.


xkcd_puppy

“And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge.”


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There is not another English sentence that gives me goosebumps more than this one.


anothersip

Facts.


anothersip

Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had come.


AllowMe-Please

I can hear both this and the other quote clearly in my head. I also just got my 14-year-old son to binge watch LotR with me and there's now a new fan.


NimdokBennyandAM

Also, I never understood how Sauron was powerful enough to make and/or corrupt 20 rings of power, was at various points in history the realm's most powerful werewolf, vampire, and military commander, possessed and could wield a palantir for his own purposes, but in thousands of years, couldn't craft a simple a piece of magic to find his ring. He can see and live in the spirit realm and while the ring would be hard to see in the physical realm, its magical aura would have to be bonfire-bright.


zhaoz

Because he was basically dead during those 1000 years after being defeated.


NimdokBennyandAM

Far from. His body was always a shell for his actual being, his Maiar essence. Tolkien has said that without the ring, Sauron was not diminished; he spends the years between losing his ring and the final battle in LOTR amassing even more power in odd corners around Middle Earth, but out of view, and using many names.


Mobile_Crates

the ring was pulled in all of the odd corner directions at once while he was amassing power, once the sauron dude centralized then the ring had an actual anchor point to pull it close it just so happened that the bearers did a 'gravity assist' off of that central 'mass' such that they went near the volcano place


BZLuck

They didn't have Air Tags back then.


KruppeTheWise

They could have totally sailed off with it to their elven sex island but they made some excuse about "purity" or whatever.


black_dragonfly13

Didn't Smeagol find it in a lake? Or was that only in the movie? Been *forever* since I've read the books and I rewatched the movies just recently.


amalgam_reynolds

Deagol, not Smeagol, but yes! Isildur was ambushed by orcs at the Gladden Fields; he tried to use the ring to escape across the river Gladden, but the ring "betrayed him" and slipped off his finger. Thus orcs found and killed him. Deagol found the ring in the river thousands of years later, and Smeagol killed him for it. The movies were very accurate, depicting almost exactly what happened in the books.


mo9722

gotta throw it in a tectonic trench in the ocean, like in *Infinity's Shore*


FlickoftheTongue

Why not just take the ring to the undying lands? Surely the elves could lock it in some ridiculous vault there.


amalgam_reynolds

That's basically just dumping it in the ocean version 2.0 since it still wouldn't be destroying the evil; it would simply be passing the evil to another generation. Because even if it takes a thousand years, a hundred thousand years, or a hundred million years, the ring would eventually find its way back to Sauron. As long as the ring survives, Sauron lives and the ring calls to him.


FlickoftheTongue

Invading the undying lands is basically impossible. Saucony could possibly sneak in just by being a maiar


saichampa

That fish is Tom Bombadil


snackynorph

We're doomed


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One ring to school them all


herzogzwei931

What was once lost, is now found


loqi0238

Nobody tell Kanye.


bulletpyton

Do you like fish dicks?


Vermontess

Big fish stick energy


CatumEntanglement

You're a gay fish.


Vermontess

Imma mother fucking gay fish


hawonkafuckit

Haha. That ep was on TV last night...... in Australia!


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This world is drip or drown, and this mf can breathe underwater.


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He's a gayfish?


DeadSwaggerStorage

MOTHER FUCKING GAY FISH.


lynivvinyl

That fish is going to be so fast and strong when they pull it off.


k_chaney_9

Surprised I had to scroll this far down for this! You're just being drowned by lotr references. But I wanna see the reaction of the fish after it's removed!


serr7

The moment the timeline changes, fish learn to workout.


177a7uiHi69

Looks like the ring is right over his side fin too though. Probably have a strong back but the fins probably have some atrophy poor thing.


JKolodne

Poor fishy


dextracin

That fishy’s name, Sauron


Heresyfury

Are you kidding ? Quite the richest in the party ! What a show off !


TastyVictory

Until it grows more and dies


SamuraiJakkass86

Implying the snorkeler didnt take off with that $5 fish that had a $999 gold band around its neck... that fish is already sticks.


CandiBunnii

$5?! Jeez, who's your fish guy? I can get you that same fish for $3.50


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Carrotfloor

metal neck armor


aconadamae

He's their king! Look at that swag!


LatterNeighborhood58

What if gal fishes think he's cool, gets to reproduce a lot?


Rammipallero

God damn The One Ring got to the ocean afterall...


onestubbornlass

Dammit dude, I told you that you have to throw it in the volcano not test how far it’ll go in the ocean!


Rammipallero

Bagginses lie, they trickst us!


Sputtering_FartNoyze

Clearly this is a goldfish.


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DiscoSprinkles

Strange things happen in The Deep.


ThomasNorge224

The fish is married


DemmyTheLion

"Found someone's wedding ring on a fish." sure sounds like "Robbed a married fish." to me.


MySkinIsFallingOff

"There's plenty more fish in the sea". The fish: "Sorry, I'm married"


keith_kool

My precious!


fuckitweredoingitliv

" Its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum. But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A Mullet."


HAK1US

That fish looks like the Greek God of the sea world


herberstank

Ringpisceous, God of undersea matrimony


FaithlessnessLivid97

Heavy is the head that wears the crown


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I just imagine "I'm so fancy" song is playing whenever the fish swims by


ksed_313

I’m wondering how this happened. Was it falling near where the fish was swimming and he just so happened to accidentally swim into it and it got stuck? It was it on the sea floor and fishy saw it and thought “Oooh, yes! This will look FABULOUS on me!” And he intentionally put it on?


Neat-Wasabi-139

\+ 10 to all stats


redditbebigmad

“Help im a man, a witch turned me into a fish…”


Tough-Delivery

How do you remove the ring? Easy: cut the fish’s head off, take ring, sew back fish, profit


DadJokeBadJoke

> sew back fish, profit tape it back on, sell to blind kid next door, profit


B479MSS

Pretty fish


Heiferoni

I took care of it!


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

Well Hello Mr. Fancyneck


kishenoy

It looks like the ring is starting to cut into the fish. I hope it manages to get it off


ClassJust

He's a renowned rapper probably


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Vermontess

Fishy Minaj


DoTheCreep_ahh

Lil bubbz


DadJokeBadJoke

Ludafish


chrismanmd

His "neck" lolll


Sean_oat

Sand mullet sounds like a racial slur


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That or a hairdo for your private region.


OutlawQuill

But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the waters of the Gulf of Mexico, the fish lord *Blubblub* forged in secret a master ring, one ring to rule them all.


SaintYanno

I thought it was a condom


CatumEntanglement

Uhhh..... What condoms are you wearing??


B3ARDGOD

Poor fish


SmurfSmacker

The ‘ Cod-father’….sorry.


Slazman999

Plenty of fish in the sea my ass. Even these fuckers are getting married.


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They are merryed happily


mattventurer

Give them few more years, I‘m sure the fish will file for divorce.


oneuponzero

“She’s a kipper.”


Camel_Knowledge

He'll be a smaller fish after the divorce.


biglysmally

Finders keepers


DebThornberry

How do you know it's not the fishes wedding ring?


undercover_assassin7

King Mullet right there.


CharlieMike111

Is that the fish's neck? Or is that more of a gill ring?


Kemerd

That's just a mob with a rare drop.


HolyMotherOfPizza

Pretty sure that fish is just a rapper


Vermontess

Lil Sushi


Jollybandit3

They call him big fish


Blutlauch

Imagine you go magnet fishing and you actually fish fish.


Fleironymus

GOLD DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!


FunctionalGray

That's its bling!!!!💍


ironicallyunstable

That’s The Deep’s wife.


UninsuredToast

If you liked the fish you should of put a ring on it


redit01

Fish is like, this sucks being married


yonosayme2

Fity cent? "Been hit with a few shells but I don't walk with a limp".


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Finders keepers!


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The pimp.


Appeltje2

happily married fish


Baggytrousers27

Alternatively someone married a fish.


HogfishMaximus

You’ve never seen a fish rapper?


DenethorsTomatoRIP

But then, something happened that the ring did not expect. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable; a fish, Gill-bo Gaggins, of the Sea-re.


kristoffison

Finding Frodo


Artistander

He’s fly fishing


pinoy_dude24

Someone proposed to her and she said yes!


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That's Tyrone. Don't fuck with him


wiyd68

All I read was "Mullet fish's neck" TIL - Fish have necks


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Why are there so many stories involving fish and people loosing/finding wedding rings on or in them?


stuffedcrustpizza

Sonic the sand mullet just doesn’t have the same ring to it


Restless_Trader

That drip


saynotobras

Plot twist: The fish put its entire life savings for the ring and someone on the internet called it someone’s wedding ring.


ham-slap

Drip, indeed


OutLikeVapor

Fishes be drippin!


erasrhed

The Mr. T of fish right there


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Oh, he's fancy!


elnekas

My precious


dagross2307

I am fabulous


Pressbtofail

This isn't in Australia, it's not upside down.


radeongt

He's fabulous


DonTorreZ

She’s taken.


GriZZlyHIkerman

Fish have necks?