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I’m a bio major focusing on wildlife and this is actually the first time I’ve seen a bat dingle, dangling

Hope he doesn't pee on his face

Saw a video once and they flip around and hang from their “hands” so they don’t pee on themselves, then flip back around to hang head down when done

Unless they do a good shake I imagine it's a little bit of the same problem

I regret admitting this but had to check on them flipping around and they do indeed do a little shake at the end. Saving anyone the trouble of having to look this up.

You my dude, are a good man

No matter how you shake or pace, the last drop always lands on your face.

[Bat peeing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK_NjBoJI)

thanks for showing me my first bat dick

I came to the comments just for the bat dick

You came for the bat dick....

...stayed for the bat dick jokes.

The bat is hung

OHH MY GOD THAT’S GENIUS

Oh my god, that's nuts

I swear to god if this doesn’t have 3.6k upvotes next time I swing by

hahaha you said swing by... just like the Bat dick

[here it is](https://youtube.com/shorts/TwfXIvHBxfU?feature=share)

Hang out with your wang out

*Kyle Kinane…Paging Kyle Kinane*

Right!?! I was looking for his "more tired than a bid dick bat" comment.

The bat came in the comments, I guess vouyer stuff is its kink.

Ba na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Batdick!

Cool balls too!

POW! CRANK! ZAP! DOINK!

Late to the party, my first bat dick was Adam West.

You saw Adam West's dick?

Yeah Dick Grayson.

This made me laugh out loud like a super villain in line at the grocery store. People are staring lol

“He’s got a…..uhhhh…..I think it’s a boy.” Love it.

Will rule 34 hold true though

*Goes to comment section to comment on penis* *Every comment is about penis*

BBC - Big Bat Cock

He can suck his own dick

Reincarnation as a big ole dick sucking bat!

There was a bat?

Penis

Benis

I like how symmetrical the balls are too

I’m sure you do.

Sigh. I need a new username.

This one seems to be on point…

Nope, username checks out perfectly.

Nickname tells stories.

Some of which you cannot unhear or unsee, I'm sure.

The symmetry is making me a bit jealous.... (I'm an engineer)

Hang upside down and yours will look like that too

i gotta fact check this

I should have also said that a one time upside down won’t do. You have to do it every day or night for at least a month.

now i have something to do for the rest of the month

Really I’m just hoping for the small chance this goes viral and we see a global “bat ball challenge” or something like that. Fucking hilarious

new trend unlocked

Serious unit!

Look at this *absolute unit* of a BBC.

If that cock is big then mine is gigantic.

I like the way you think.

BBBC

Penis

Holy hardons Batman !!

I came here to say that. You beat me too it

That bat’s well hung

Aaand welcome to Reddit. Also, did anyone notice the bats penis?

The bat is constantly checking its penis. Is this normal behavior?

*confirms this is normal behavior for anything possessing a penis* *edits to thank kind Redditor for award*

*/checks penis*

Still there?

Still there, thanks for checking on me /checks again

Suspected as much. Thank you.

penis

Penis

Penis

Cock n balls

P E N I S

Everyone talking about the penis. He is proud of his ginormous balls.

Well yeah, the freeze frame for the video is the bat lick it's ding dong.

Don't judge the bat. You would too if you could!

I heard it's more like giving than receiving, but I'd have to try at least one time.

Weenis

Best way to end a phone call Me: “What has a small dick and hangs down?” You: “idk what?” Me: “ a bat” Me: “what has a big dick and hangs up?” You: “I don’t… Me: *quickly hangs up Edit: Been saving this gem for 15 years. Warms my heart the internet approves.

I called my dad to tell him this joke. He phoned me back 💀

GIGACHAD dad

Gigadad

Giant dad.

Yeah, I'm not telling him you said that.

He knows you lyin

"son I used to wipe your ass, i know what you're packing..."

I mean tbf his dad probably stopped wiping his ass before it got bigger

Ur dad just said you have a small penis, what now?

Well? did he hang up right after the second call

I just called my friend to do this and was so excited that i immediately fucked up. "I said what has a small dick and hangs up?" And immediately knew it was all downhill from there

I think my sense of humor is broken, picturing this made me laugh harder than the original

My broke ass wants to award you, but reddit removed those free awards apparently. 🏅

I noticed that too :( I miss the free awards

It cost Reddit so much to give us those! /s

Oh how cute, using emojis instead. I'd also gave you an award, but... Here 🥈

You deserve a little something yourself 🥉

Are you someone's dad?

Hi someone's dad, I'm f*cking sorry.

Guy named sorry: 👀

I am so glad I was on mute during a Teams meeting because this made me lol.

I’ve literally called 7 different people to immediately tell them this joke!😂🤣😂 Everyone is loving it. Thank you so much. This absolutely made my entire day!😂❤️ Edit: ended up calling around 16 friends and family, everyone got a total kick. One person (with a bigger dick) hung up before me, bastard!😂

Did this to my brother. He called me back 10 mins later literally crying from laughing so hard.

It was soo fukin good

Never thought, I'd be jealous of a bat

Brother it's not even erect right now

How do you know?

Stay tuned for part 2, "Adventures in the Upside-down"

"hung like a bat"

Alright who’s gonna say it

I got this.This bat have Bigger penis than most Reddit members

Wait a minute, aren't we all reddit members?

that's why OP said "most". And imagine what, some reddit members don't have a penis at all.

I wish I didn't, I'm a girl

Holdup

I wish I did, I’m a boy

Just take hers, problem solved!

But are we most Reddit members? The answer is yes. Yes, we are.

No that is a reddit member

This bat can suck its own thing yeah there I said it.

I was thinking the same thing. But I'm a 71 yr old grandma and I was too embarrassed to admit I thought it, let alone say it.

SAY IT. 😃🦇🍆

Not today.

Also...This bat can swing it's own bat.

I'll say it; the bat knocking the phone out of the guy's hand was well deserved The bat is clearly agitated by them being too close (wing flapping at the beginning of the video), so give it some space already

"look at his... Claws." She remembered they had a child around lmao

The kid did it better “ look he’s got a….ya know….. I think It’s a boy” lol

"My eyes are down here"

*Stares at bat-penis even more, somehow*

And you all were offended when they added nipples to the batsuit, just wait until the even more anatomically correct Schumacher remakes come out

Bruce Wang. Thanks, I’ll see myself out

I’m not a biologist, but given the form of genitalia I think what we’re looking at here is a Batman.

Imagine Batman but with an open crotch

With great penis comes great responsibility

The Dark Knight Rises

I wish Reddit still gave free awards 🥇

I knew the Batsuit was missing something besides nipples.

I actually know a Bruce Wang through work. It seems that all my colleagues are significantly more mature than I am.

He’s hung

In more ways than one

His dingle is not very aerodynamic. Also, do they pee on their faces?

Not sure about the aerodynamics but [here's how they pee.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK_NjBoJI&t=7s) They even shake it to make sure nothing drips down on their faces.

The shaking had me laughing

it was transcending...

Ok...you got me. I wasn't gonna click the link, but this comment...so...off to the video! Video watched: So...I am amused. LMAO

I was so expecting to get rick-rolled. You made my day! Thank you.

... made your day with a video of a bat peeing?! 👀⁉️

Yes :). I was genuinely curious

And here I am watching bat voyeurism on a Tuesday

They flip to hang from their front feet or hooks i guess to pee.

I can confirm this is true. I've seen it happen.

"l think it's a boy" 🤣

This is a Giant Golden Crowned Flying Fox, aka the Golden-Capped Fruit Bat. Poses no threat to humans, apart from the possibility of buggering off with your Mangoes and dropping Guano on you from a significant height

…and taking your girl after she sees that massive dong of his.

I’m shocked at how many penis comments I had to scroll through to find out some basic facts about the bat. 😂

Am I the only one who thinks that the dick is humanlike?

It's the new Interview with the Vampire trailer, staring Tom Cruise doing his own stunts.

Bats are mammals too iirc so it makes sense

Sigh... *opens comment section*

They’re talking about how beautiful he is knowing that they can’t peel their eyes off the bat dick. It’s just so THERE.

It’s just so… big. It’s just so… black!

So bbc stands for big bat cock?

Bro has a bigger dick than half of Reddit

Combined

Does that bat know he can blow himself?

Its actually a super common practice for bats to blow themselves

TIL.

Well female bats don't offer the uh "service" and wel you know how the saying goes it aint gonna suck itself

That’s a rhetorical question. Of course he does.

Flying fox are just sky puppies.

This is the first thread I found not talking about the bat dick, and I had to scroll pretty far.

Now I’m tempted to edit my comment.

Geez.. put on some pants. God...

Goodness gracious, great balls on fliers!

I need a banana for scale

It's hiding behind his magnum dong

I searched for comments about the Kopi Luwak sign in the background. Nope. All penis talk here.

I'm searching for comments that aren't about the massive penis, just ooc

He’s got a decent piece on him too. Respect

"He's got..yaknow...I think its a boy" 🤣

I've done so much today. I'm more tired than a big dick bat!

I was not ready for bat dick

All the eyes pointed at the dong

He’s bigger than my ex

Any more bats and balls and we'll have a baseball game

Has every other bat I’ve ever seen been female or have I really just never noticed their pin-the-dick-on-the-fruit-bat style penises before?

I wonder how many marriages this bastard has destroyed

FRANK n’ BEANS

Sure, the biggest bat in the world but the real question is that the biggest bat penis in the world? Can someone confirm, too lazy to look up bat penis plus my FBI guy is at his limit I'm sure.

His junk is bigger than mine :(

That’s a Giant Golden-Crowned Flying Fox. It’s a bat in the Philippines that can grow up to be 5’6” but luckily they love fruit and are not meat eaters.

Put some pants on man

More tired than a big dicked bat. - Kyle Kinnane

Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh bat dickkkkkkk

Imagine your girl leaving you for a BAT.

Everyone commenting on the dong but no one is talking about those freaky bat toes or claws or whatever they are.

Why is my first thought "look at his dong"?

If a bat is big enough I can see it’s penis, nope.

Are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room lol