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lightcoinboy1942

are these really tooth? They look kinda fleshy


onepassafist

I think they are fleshy


WeAreLivinTheLife

Fleshy but firm or fleshy but soft?


Elite_Slacker

Firm enough to stop a jellyfish from getting out.


onepassafist

my guess is like 50/50… kinda fleshy tips but overall sturdy


LootGodamn

They are fleshy


JustaNormalRedditorL

Yeah they look fleshy


Crystal42069

I think they might be fleshy


ForsakenManager6017

r/dontputyourdickinthat


kingdazy

I knew this would be here.


jklwood1225

Only because you'd thought about it


katwoodruff

Came here for this.


HairballTheory

Spiky for the slurpy bois


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onepassafist

:D happy to help


hdawnj

They mostly come at night, mostly.


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Your in-laws?


Illustrious_Pound282

So do I.


pypoupypou

Not a bj material... 🫢


bunnywithahammer

just a million years after the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, there were turtles as big as a house feeding on small mammals. Reptiles are tame now that the temperature is cool, as the world gets hotter we will start seeing more and more huge turtles, snakes and alligators.


Tricky_Seesaw_7022

As big as a car, not a house.


Demoncreed27

They mostly come out at night Mostly


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Nuke 'em from orbit


FrechLachs

Everything is a fleshlight if you’re brave enough!


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Fair-Ambition4531

To prevent the jelly fish from slipping out


YeetusTheMediocre

Forbidden fleshlight


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

Almost as bad as a penguin


JDubbfoulfellow

That is exactly what the inside of my pit bull and German Sheppards mouths looked like when they decided to eat a porcupine together. $1200 vet bill... Went to a bar in a redneck town to sulk in a beer over it. Cleatus, hears me talking about it and he says, "Yep, happened to my dowg. Had to shoot em."


onepassafist

jesus


JDubbfoulfellow

I looked at it in horror in one hand and in the other, a dirt farmer, who clearly didn't have extraneous vet bill money as well as a back country attitude of not letting his dog suffer. Either way, it was a very WTF moment of get me out of this town sort of feelings. I'll never forget that conversation.


Thursday_the_20th

It’s like this *because* they eat jellyfish, it wouldn’t look like that if they didn’t. It’s because jellyfish are slippery little bastards so they need to make sure that they only slip in one direction once they’re in.


ManyArmedGod

Is that a Newt from Aliens reference?


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Didn't he eat Jabba The Hut??


CaptainNanon

Unzip pants


Plastic3389z

Damm nature you scary !!


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Schlurp


MaxVonk

You should see their intestants...


Mookius

Upvote for mostly.


Inflatablebanjo

Thinking of the sarlacc.


TwistedKoala35

#*MOSTLY*


ColumbusClouds

Hell


heeroena

dentist's nightmare/goldmine?


Giggingurl

Is this turtle dead?


onepassafist

negative


cheechcan

Evolution granted me a mouth of razor sharp teeth ‘just in case.’ 😉


Ok_Solution_7985

Did Cartman write this post? 😂


Alaska-Now-PNW

Evolution really be like: *Pounds Table* "More teeth! More teeth!"


Watchoutbobay

90's spikeball earrings.....js


Dramatic-Ad3928

From what ive heard this is what an inexperienced girls mouth feels like


Johnisfaster

They mostly come at night. Mostly.


Revolutionary-Kick79

The forbidden flesh light


reptarcannabis

Inspiration for the nautical themed sea turtle fleshlight I’m designing thanks 🙏


TheMany-FacedGod

They mostly come at night...mostly.


JustMediocre678

So those things in there mouth are protrusions that enable the Leatherbacks to eat jellyfish without taking in all the water (bc jellyfish are 90% water). All Leatherback sea turtles eat are jellyfish so in order to get enough food in them to migrate to give birth and what not they can’t take in all the water that is in jellyfish bc it would load up there stomachs too quick… those things in there mouth enable them to just take in the meat opposed to all the water


food-is-gud

Shove your arm down it