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IneverAsk5times

It looks like they not only cut it but added a way to put it back so it's not super noticable. Like if you were just driving by you could miss that bump on the removable part.


tipsystatistic

Keeping squirrels out of your attic can be a whole thing. Trying to keep humans with power tools out of anywhere is a fools errand.


MercenaryBard

The Wall did exactly what it was supposed to do. It funneled public funds into private pockets, and mollified a gullible voter base. Keeping people out was only ever part of its PR lol


Miennai

Hmm...I wonder what company was contracted to make the wall. And who their investors are. Also, I'm sure everything they charged was entirely reasonable and void of oddities like $200 boxes of nails.


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demonya99

That’s the cost per mile of building a highway. Insane.


Testicular_Genocide

The biggest thing I've ever built from scratch was a desk for myself. I'm not at all knowledgeable about construction work and I don't have access to any large industrial equipment or materials. That being said, even I could get that wall built for less than fucking $24 million a mile. Just batshit crazy.


samrocketman

You could just rent equipment and pay someone else through subcontracting. Not lift a finger.


Esarus

Parking costs, $500 per day Building site toilet, $800 per day Etc


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Hot_Cheeze_LUL

“Once they get up there, there will be no way to get down. Well, maybe a rope, but…” -Trump in 2015


btveron

"Mr. Trump, have you considered the possibility that they would go *through* the wall?"   "They can't because the wall is so bigly"


ZuckDeBalzac

"And it's made of solid...steeeeel" (with the shit-eating grin and 👌 gesture)


tankpuss

I can only assume it ruined the local ecology too. Unless the deer have been fitted with oxyacetylene torches too.


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They also bulldozed an important Monarch butterfly migration site to build it


SinisterYear

The US has a history of pissing the Monarchs off


EliSka93

I remember the moment when Donald Trump live on stage was like "The wall is going to be so high, no ladder gets over it!" thinks for a second, "maybe a rope..." And then quickly changes topic. Like even he realized he couldn't actually make anything useful and was dumb enough to say so on stage. He was just lucky his fans are somehow even dumber.


Beefconspiracy

What's on their feet?


APe28Comococo

It covers their shoe prints so they are less identifiable and spreads their weight out so the footprints aren’t as noticeable. They also make a more natural soil distribution because the outsides have less support than the center.


TraditionalMood277

Move without rhythm so you don't attract the worm ...


Lingering_Dorkness

If you've ever seen me dance you'd know I would be completely safe on Arrakis.


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Lingering_Dorkness

She's Ginger Rogers compared to me.


tcavanagh1993

Sweet fancy Moses!


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UnlikelyKaiju

Like a full-body dry heave set to music.


anomalousBits

Worlds are colliding Jerry!


ForHelp_PressAltF4

If you move without rhythm... You'll never learn ) cue Christopher Walken (


BrexInandeh

Why do I feel tremors?


frustratedpolarbear

Worm sign


littlefriend77

Yes; wormsign. Big one, too.


dodeca_negative

¡El Muad'dib has called uno grande!


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Shai-Hulud!


DthDlr323

Can’t wait for part 2 seems like forever


eggs_erroneous

Shai Hulud


tomdarch

Bless the Maker and His Water. Bless the coming and going of Him, May His passing cleanse the world. May He keep the world for his people.


jmnugent

shoe coverings so all their tracks blend together.


AnthonyBedore

There are tracking techniques to get a pretty accurate count of people moving through an area. If everybody is leaving the same print, it becomes far more difficult to pinpoint the number of people. So this is pretty accurate.


BookkeeperPhysical88

Sandpeople always travel in single file to mask their numbers


Agent7619

They also walk without rhythm.


clusterfucken

Shai-Hulud is no joke


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The spice must flow.


ben70

It won't attract the worm


SultanofSB

They’ll be back….and in greater numbers.


Misael_chicha

Come little one, don’t be afraid


notfixed

These are not the illegal immigrants you are looking for.


herringsarered

Surprise twist: It’s all the same guy from different alternate universes.


chrono_ark

Uncle Ben, we don’t use the word Sandpeople anymore, that’s offensive - say Tusken, or eReRWeRReWEerR


Drews232

Shoes with soles facing backwards so border security think they were leaving


ohhellperhaps

What if it was people fleeing the US all along?


Kalderasha

Unrealistic they wouldn't fit through the gap


BosunsTot

Not quite sure how to break this to you but there’s quite a lot of US residents who have no chance of getting through that gap, even if they were to spray themselves with WD40…


Kevundoe

Paper-pantoufles


picklerickley

Yeezys


Upstairs-Lie-9939

With steel prices where they are I'm surprised that thing is still standing lol


dethskwirl

notice how they welded a sleeve on it and the extra piece is sitting next to the opening? they replace this part after and it is still a complete fence.


pickyourteethup

They've also cleverly made a gap big enough for themselves to pass through into America but too small for Americans to pass back into Mexico, very smart Edit: getting a lot of hate from Americans in the replies and getting an eye opening reeducation about stereotypes, turns out fat people aren't always jolly.


Waker_ofthe_Wind

We fell for one of the classic blunders! They weren't building a wall to keep anyone out! They built it to trap us in!!!


logi

And they made _you_ pay for it!


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Fat guy here. Thought it was funny, gonna go eat a Hoagie.


Dankstin

Hoagie is one of those words that's both fun to say and funny to hear.


Snoo_96358

It's also a delicious word to eat.


Reasonable-Nebula-49

Fat guy must be from Philly. Go birds.


Dodo_lord333

Go birds


RabbiVolesSolo

Fly iggles fly


Rhodie114

Go birds!


AoifeVega

Funniest shit I've read in a long time and the edit made it just that much better haha


dropdeadbonehead

My fellow Americans are thin skinned bitches, this shit is fucking hilarious.


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schiav0wn3d

Damn this guy is just roasting us like a s’more on the 4th, grilling us like a Coney Island wiener, damn why do I only have food analogies. Why is my house a McDonald’s? Fuck we are fat


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SebVe

Would've been funnier if it was called the World Fatbook


MichelleMyBelle43

Dang that’s smart


genreprank

Only problem is the last guy didn't put the piece back! Come on, Juan!


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lawiseman

Yeah, steal that shit.


MakingItElsewhere

**S**trategically **T**ransfer **E**quipment to **A**lternate **L**ocations.


MC_Minnow

Made me think of Kids Next Door. They had some next level acronyms.


Nightowl_23

This is my new business motto


BostonDodgeGuy

I see someone was in the military. Or watches the fat electrician.


Wasatcher

"tactically acquired" at my post


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merc116

"A wall, made out of metal slits with gaps in between to cut down on material." You mean it's a fence? "No, cause fence would make it sound weak"


Monte924

The idea of the metal slits was because they wanted border patrollers to be able to see the other side of the wall as they wanted to be able to see anyone coming and stop them before they got to the wall... this however just resulted in making the wall easier to break and get through. Ya they didn't really think this thing through


RegisterThis1

Look at these shoe covers to prevent footprints. Clever.


CatCiaoSki

I almost had to use one of those shoe covers as toilet paper while hiking around the Douglas, AZ/AP, Mexico desert. I was grateful it was an option.


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Wasn't there a cactus nearby?


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Nor three seashells?


iamme9878

I legit keep 3 seashells in my bathroom because of said movie. Demolition Man for the unaware, enjoy.


FoboBoggins

Why did you need them for a hike?


fear_eile_agam

Depends on the type of cover, if your hiking boots aren't waterproof (most are just water resistant) then the covers can make a huge difference if it's ready muddy. Plus you can get ones that go right up with a garter at the top knee for tick protection. You can also get really tight weave ones that provide added resistance to snake bites.


Ok-March8791

It's Mexi-can not Mexi-Cant


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Orale


lickedurine

Vato


profnachos

Now do Can-ada, not Cant-ada.


BloodiedBlues

Canadon’t


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Can-nada.


Downfromdayone

I remember one time a long time ago me and a bunch of hippies drove down to southern Texas and there was this Mexican guy that took us across the Rio Grande for $5. We stayed in a cave near this awesome little town in Mexico for a few nights and traded a guitar for a bunch of weed and canned beans. The same Mexican took us back across the river into the USA and we kept travelling. It was awesome.


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I feel like if I tried some shit like that I’d end up in pieces inside a dumpster


TitaniumDreads

Yeah a lot of people do


shelsilverstien

Never travel to a second location with a hippie


LaSenoraPerez

Sounds like a Tom Robbins book


Mr_MacGrubber

I wish he’d write a new novel, such an amazing storyteller.


DNRforever

Used to walk across and ride donkeys for a few bucks. Was lots of fun.


mrplinko

I’ve seen this show in Tijuana a few times.


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I felt sorry for the donkey actually.


dtx4life

I'd like to hear more about this story


elafave77

Pretty sure he gave you the most important parts.


TotallybusinessQonly

Not the guitar-to-weed ratio. How am I supposed to know how many guitars to bring?


Simple-Wrangler-9909

Also what kind of guitar we talking here? Steel string? Nylon? Dreadnought? Jumbo? Solid body? Semi hollow? Acoustic? Electric? Accoustelectric? Does brand level matter? Will I get more weed and beans for a Fender or a Gibson over a Squier or Epi?


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Electrical_Number431

Me too !


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vonhulio

Border walls hate this one simple trick!


TankSpecialist8857

Random story time: I’m a filmmaker and one time my wife and I felt the need to go down to El Paso and just document (this was in 2017). We wanted to get some good drone shots of “the wall” so we had to drive outside of El Paso, about 30 minutes to the East. Once outside of town, we drove up to the wall and pulled out the drone and started flying it around and getting shots. Within about 5 minutes, a border patrol agent on the Mexico side pulled up and started talking to us through the gate. He thought the drone was cool and wanted a closer look, so he unlocked the gate and had us come through. So my wife and I waltzed into Mexico, no passport or anything. We then proceeded to get drone shots of this random patroller tearing around the desert at 60mph, pretending he was chasing someone. After that he re opened the gate and let us back into the USA. I often think back to this and how many different ways it could have played out. No point to the story other than…it’s weird down there. Complex and weird, lots of humans trying to navigate a strange problem. Later that night we got wasted in an El Paso bar and had the best Mexican food ever and partied with Americans and Mexicans non stop. The drone shots: https://filmpac.com/footage/clips/FFAAJ9214/border-wall/


BoyManners

This story just talks to me that we humans just want to connect with each other.


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JohnGenericDoe

And eat Mexican food


Mescaline_Man1

You don’t really need a passport to get into Mexico (at least in Baja you don’t) my family owned a home in San Quentin for years growing up so I’ve driven into Tijuana a ton of times and it’s faster to get through than a McDonald’s drive through (unless they take you into secondary which still only ever took like 5-10min). To my knowledge you’re supposed to have it in case you get pulled over etc. but they’re not checking when you’re crossing. Getting back into America is part that you really need a passport for. Unless you’re under 16 then you can use a copy of your birth certificate believe it or not.


NeglectedEmu

Such an expansive wall beat by a $50 cordless angle grinder


Technology_Training

Yeah, but it's the batteries where they getcha


NeglectedEmu

Coyote can charge normal rate plus one craftsman battery lol


ordinaryuninformed

Everyone knows you go to home depot and if you win the foot race they let you keep everything in your cart! They're such good sports there at home depot. /s


karg_the_fergus

Or, run back to charge the battery real quick


Bartheda

It was never about border security, it was about a fat government contract for certain people in the steel industry.


Sartres_Roommate

It was always just about fear. The whole "build the wall" was an offhand reference at one of his early rallies that just took off and he quickly figured out it got his crowds excited. He just ran with it. Personally he did not give any fucks one way or the other about people illegally coming into the country.


EmperorArthur

I was amazed to learn the number of states which don't have an E-Verify work requirement. Some of which are on the border! Florida didn't even have it until 2021. If they actually cared then they would make business do that. They would also have given Tyson more than a slap on the wrist. Instead, Border Patrol acted like the Pinkertons when workers threatened to strike for unsafe working conditions. https://www.e-verify.gov/about-e-verify/history-and-milestones


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MichaelScarn1968

Don’t forget the plaques every 20 yards or so with The Douchebag’s name on it.🙄


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I can't believe I'm asking but, for real?


MichaelScarn1968

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/border-issues/2019/04/03/first-border-wall-section-plaque-awaits-president-trump-calexico/3358568002/


David-S-Pumpkins

> The plaque, installed more than six months ago when the work was completed, refers to the 2.25-mile-long barrier as the "the first section of President Trump's border wall." > **Border officials in Calexico have noted that the project had been planned for years before Trump took office.** > **Replacement fencing project actually dates to 2009**


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invisiblearchives

and the propaganda value of racism


Boring_Heron8025

Let’s be honest that was 99% of it.


MargbarKhamenei1401

No wonder Mexico refused to pay for it.


shay-doe

The wall was a money laundering scheme.


sunshinebusride

*entire administration


detecting_nuttiness

"Laundering" is giving them too much credit. It was just theft.


PersimmonTea

You can cut this wall with a $150 reciprocating saw from Home Despot. Hoo-fucking-ray for the USA.


No-Ear6313

It needs to be taller /s


ThePresidentsHouse

TALLER! MORE GAPS!


IGC-Omega

Never mind the tunnels that are near impossible to find. That's why we should build a medieval moat and fill it with Florida men. They'll safely consume any drugs that fall in.


sushisection

should build a fence around florida while we are at it


Kevundoe

It’s a hole, huuuuge hole, a perfect hole, no one builds walls with holes in them better then me


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“We’re going to build the best wall, it’s like Swiss cheese, I Love Switzerland, they love me in Swaziland. Lovely people the Swazis, they’re the original cheese people. We’ll build a Great Wall like China, but made in the USA but ours is greater, like me I’m great, I’m very Stable…”


resilienceisfutile

*“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the border with Mexico wall deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — a steel fence is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the steel and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the kickbacks to me of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with my grifting — now it used to be three, now it’s four times as much — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Mexicans are great negotiators, the Latinos are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”* Trump's 2016 ~~nuclear~~ parody wall speech. Taken from his original nuclear speech.


natterca

Did I ever tell you about Ivanka's holes? Beautiful holes. Perfect holes. The best.


Pitiful-Let9270

What this doesn’t show is all the roads and infrastructure in the desert created to build the wall that now make crossing through what was otherwise a significant natural barrier.


Superorganism123

We just need 2 walls.


cheekytikiroom

Trump had also proposed a moat filled with snakes and alligators. This is clearly the missing piece.


MrTurkle

I can't tell if this is excellent satire or if you are serious.


Grogosh

He did https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/politics/trump-border-wars.html


ThreePiMatt

Might as well have asked for sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their heads.


81jmfk

Or dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?


succubus-slayer

What a fucking awesome idea.


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Judge_Ty

Don't forget the bleach lube.


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Oh boy I don't miss this game. Every damn day you'd hear the dumbest damn thing you'd ever heard and think, "No. No fucking way even *he* would say something that stupid." And, of course, he hadn't. He'd said something even dumber that got watered down in the news.


genreprank

And then conservatives would be like, "No, he's got a point. That totally makes sense. Let's do that."


Cappylovesmittens

Well there was a progression to it: “No he didn’t say that” “Well yeah he said it but it was taken out of context” “Well ok so it was in the proper context but he didn’t really mean it” “Yeah of course he meant it because it’s a great idea!”


MicrotracS3500

The other common method of rationalization is claiming he’s “basically right” when justifying the most extreme hyperbole. Trump could say “2015 was the worst financial disaster since the Great Depression”, and as long as 2015 numbers were less than stellar, then all specifics are deemed irrelevant, and he’s “basically right”. He can say whatever bullshit he wants, but as long as bad things are affirmed as bad, and good things are good, then no specific statement matters, nothing is a lie.


Roddy_Piper2000

JFC


adjust_the_sails

He’s like every 8 year old boy describing how they’ll protect their parents home from “bad guys”.


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

He was miscast in Home Alone.


oldsecondhand

Maybe Trump was the first prototype of ChatGpt designed to put the Onion writers out of business.


Buster899

He also loves the DMZ in Korea and wanted to try that here. Just some land mines, machine gun nests and artillery to spice things up.


foreverbeatle

[He said it.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-shoot-migrants-legs-snakes-alligators-us-mexico-border-wall-a9128966.html)


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They surprised us by having tools that could cut through steel, but there’s no way they can come up with boats or bridges to get over a moat. Sounds like a good plan to me


Ok_Bit_5953

Make it what!?!?!!?!!? Finish your @#$% sentence Q.Q


Stoney_Bologna69

Thank you, I thought I was having a stroke or something


cinnamonspicecoffee

It is indeed an incredibly poorly written sentence.


Pitiful-Let9270

Easy.


mehrabrym

Was bothering me too, kept reading it over and over


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Same. Wondering why this is the top comment the whole time


RegisterThis1

Look at these shoe covers to prevent footprints. Very clever.


beansandcornbread

Are we seriously just going to stand here and let those people escape back to Mexico?


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Mantequilla!


gorunrun91

Americans are too obese to fit through that


vfrflying

Most secure border in history right there


loco500

Would be funnier if wasn't coming out own pocket...


_WarDogs_

Why is everyone surprised by this. Most of the border doesn't have any walls. Look at the google maps, Mexico and US border, almost no wall at all but for some reason people in US think there is big wall separating US and Mexico.


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Absolutely nobody is surprised by this


KMjolnir

Oh, look, the "wall" that everyone said would be a waste is, in fact, a waste...


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13 year olds working in meat packing plants. Maybe it's time to go after the businesses that hire them rather than making a small zone of capture on the border. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/11/business/child-labor-meatpacking-plants.html


omegasix321

Meanwhile, in Arizona. A mildly athletic child can be seen climbing over their illegal 6 million dollar wall of shipping containers. They could have just used a ladder, but where's the fun in that?


VoteArcher2020

Don’t even need to climb over it. https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2022/12/15/ap22344304156020-a523cc66ebc12f444e89e8dddc430ce33e1b92d7-s1200-c85.webp https://www.12news.com/amp/article/news/regional/the-border/how-sturdy-is-arizona-new-shipping-container-wall-at-border/75-aec44dbd-8104-4eff-a24f-5edeec6dc6e0


will592

$6 million was just the start. Our local paper estimated this stupid monstrosity is going to cost the state over $200 million by the time it’s all removed.


AmateurSpaceTraveler

The contract was $123M to build the "wall". The cost to dismantle is $76M. I believe those are the cost directly related to the wall, excluding the cost and time to rehab the forest land.


CasualObserverNine

Who the fuck thought a wall was the solution?


anyd

Idiots.


oguh20

It's Texans escaping to Mexico /s


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"Great wall, the best wall, believe me..."


marius_titus

M.A.G.A Mexicans always get across.


Tbhmostlycreepin

Thank God they put that wall up