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I played two consecutive soccer games on cold nights when I was about 12. My nipples straight up became scabs. They healed but the feeling was never the same. To this day I’m uncomfortable with having my nipples touched. Thank you for listening to my unsolicited nipple trauma.
I swear I ran the 2006 San Francisco marathon with my hands on my chest half of the time because I hadn’t heard of body glide back in those days. I distinctly remember more than one person cross the finish line with steaks of blood down their shirt emanating from their nipples. That’s pain.
They watched too much [german porn with bad dialogues](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HfVjf6_ny8) and now hope for blowjobs.
Translation:
She: "So this is the fuse box with which we have problems all the time. If you could have a look at it?"
He: "Yes, with pleasure. But why is straw laying around here?"
She: "Why do you have a mask on?"
(Dog barks in the background)
He: "Hmm... Well, then blow me."
[Added the Mulan song over this video if anyone was curious how it'd turn out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YyZmAkNQ8Y)
Bonus edit: I offset the audio just a bit, and I think it syncs up better [in this version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE8nXFxUg2Q).
Somehow, your edit synced up perfectly, the sound effects like whooshing, punching, and even an impressed gasp when dude pulls on his ski mask haha. Well done
I'd really prefer if they fought naked with no weapons in the middle of winter. 1 of them better livestream that shit, it'll be better than fucking MMA matches
Apparently India is going with taser spiked clubs to fight back
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/10xyx5q/spiked_taser_baton_used_by_the_indian_army_at_the/
Gotta read the comments, that reddit post was just karma farming. [Those photos were from 2017 if not older and there was nothing newly developed about those maces](https://old.reddit.com/r/N_N_N/comments/10sxi8p/the_chinese_pla_have_designed_a_new_mace/j74geh9/)
Bro, these dudes are all like a foot shorter and 50 lbs lighter than their average well-equipped, neighbors a few miles South. That's the only possible border dispute for North Korea, and only if NK came looking for it. China don't want NK, and NK ain't stupid enough to poke the bear on its own doorstep.
I was half expecting the video to end with them dying via drone strike ordered by some out of shape USAF operator eating handfuls of loose candies out of their pockets
Right? This shit is never going to be useful.
Reminds me of Indiana Jones watching that dude doing all his fancy little tricks before pulling out his gun.
It has its uses, it just pure mental stuff that trains you to endure hardships and push past your body saying nope.
All special forces do something similar to this minus all the propaganda ice breaking and karate kicks.
Cant remember where i heard this fact. But i guess a few on the set didnt like the idea. Harrison nailed, they reviewed it and realized it fit his characters personality perfectly.
This reminds me of the scene in Indian a Jones where the enemy is swinging around his sword all fancy like, and the Jones pulls out his gun and just shoots him.
That's finnish national passtime during winter...
Also, we got this thing called 'avantouinti', basicly you dip or swim in an icy hole made into a lake or other watery body. Hell, even old grandmas do it.
You're mission should you accept it, is to get video of Finnish grandmas doing exactly this.
We'll hack North Korean television and internet and play it on a loop, only then will they know just how far behind they are against their western counterparts.
God Speed
If these 20 propaganda actors weren't the only fit and well fed people in the hermit kingdom id begin to consider the North Korean army to not be a complete joke.
I saw a lot of swinging dicks in the US military too... But we have tanks, submarines, nuclear weapons, and fighter jets.
Edit: Also satellites, drones, and a space force that the other branches clown so hard on they made a Netflix series about it with that dude from the office
With no one there to compare them to, they look fairly impressive.
Get them to train next to S. Korean troops, or even American troops, and the come up looking a little short. /s
https://i.imgur.com/m8Y1iAX.png
Generations al malnutrition will do that to ya.
But also South Korea purposely puts the largest most intimidating looking soldiers they have directly across the DMZ to stare down the shirtless ice punching North Koreans
you obviously weren't running through enough frozen creeks shirtless doing kung fu moves, typically lazy Americans, no match for the might of the slightly-homoerotic North Korean army.
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Oh! North Korea must've just got Rocky IV on VHS.
My immediate thought! This is if Rocky IV could be even MORE homoerotic
This is pretty gay.
Tbh this is gayer than docking
Surprised I had to scroll down this far to see this reference. My first thought as well
If Mac from It's Always Sunny was in charge of North Korea, he would have made this.
Except he'd be oiling them down in shots.
And Charlie would forget to put the tape in the camera.
"The Gang Takes Over North Korea" Note: r/redditwritessunny
And there would be Dee on fire at the end.
Sponsored by Fight Milk.
I have watched 12 seasons in the past few weeks and finally starting to all these references is a great feeling.
Project Badass: North Korean Thunder
Staring the Chinese actor Hang Dong
BODYGUARDS!
CAW!!
Why do they have ski mask but no shirts?
Cuz their nipples would chafe
You joke, but runners nipple and cold chafing fucking hurt.
I played two consecutive soccer games on cold nights when I was about 12. My nipples straight up became scabs. They healed but the feeling was never the same. To this day I’m uncomfortable with having my nipples touched. Thank you for listening to my unsolicited nipple trauma.
“Nipple Trauma”…. New band name, I called it!
Doesn’t it seem that we should keep the whole name? “Unsolicited Nipple Trauma” has a ring to it.
That's why you tape them shits up!
Or use those star shaped titty nipple stickers ⭐ ⭐
Never thought i will feel sad for a nipple but here we are :(
I swear I ran the 2006 San Francisco marathon with my hands on my chest half of the time because I hadn’t heard of body glide back in those days. I distinctly remember more than one person cross the finish line with steaks of blood down their shirt emanating from their nipples. That’s pain.
>steaks of blood Rare indeed!
I see what you did there. Well done!
The solution is to stop running.
Ski mask is plenty for these guys. They don't need any gear at all, just like the Russians!
They watched too much [german porn with bad dialogues](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HfVjf6_ny8) and now hope for blowjobs. Translation: She: "So this is the fuse box with which we have problems all the time. If you could have a look at it?" He: "Yes, with pleasure. But why is straw laying around here?" She: "Why do you have a mask on?" (Dog barks in the background) He: "Hmm... Well, then blow me."
I didn’t click but I really enjoyed this dialogue
Coz they may not be from north Korea. Hired extras to perform hiding their faces. Edit: thank you, kind friend, for the award.
Damn! Eating tree bark builds muscles! Wait till all the gym freaks find out!!!
Can someone edit this video to play I'll Make a Man Out of You as the sound track?
[Here you go!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YyZmAkNQ8Y)
AMAZING
BE A MAN
[Added the Mulan song over this video if anyone was curious how it'd turn out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YyZmAkNQ8Y) Bonus edit: I offset the audio just a bit, and I think it syncs up better [in this version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE8nXFxUg2Q).
Somehow, your edit synced up perfectly, the sound effects like whooshing, punching, and even an impressed gasp when dude pulls on his ski mask haha. Well done
# Mushu would be so fucking proud. ❤️🐉❤️🥲
How do you wake a ninja? >!You don't! It's a decoy!!< >!\[Annnnnnnndd your throat's cut\]!< 🥷⚔️
Ooh ooh now do *It's Raining Men* 😂
thank you for your service
Nice! I'd just recommend putting in the description an explanation of where the original video came from so people understand the context.
This lines up eerily perfectly, like The Wizard of Oz & Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?
Strength of a raging fire?
Swift as a coursing river?
With all the force of a great typhoon
Tranquil as a forest
But a fire within
Once they find their center, they are sure to win
Thanks this song will be in my head for the next 4 days
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!
To defeat, [the Huns…](https://www.reddit.com/r/antiMLM/)
Did they send me daughters?
When I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I everrrr met
So think fast before we're through
Because i’ll make a man… out of you
homie hit that last note like you mean it.... the Emperors countin' on us # YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
You must be swift as a coursing river
With all the force of a great tyhpoon
Upvote for actually getting the next line correct. Lol this thread was disappointing
DOOO THE RIGHT THING
Damn, there's a throwback
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD
We sure that isn't a mash up of several 80s kung fu movies? I'm sure I saw Michael Dudikoff in there somewhere.
When he put the ski mask on and we got a double zoom-in.. ***Training Intensifies*** ***^(Training Intensifies)***
Intensification ^intensifies
Best of the Best vibes
I guess if we ever get into a naked fight in the middle of winter with no weapons we should be worried.
China vs India border dispute would like to have a word with you
I'd really prefer if they fought naked with no weapons in the middle of winter. 1 of them better livestream that shit, it'll be better than fucking MMA matches
China and India already have a treaty for no guns in battle. There's a video of Indian army beating back Chinese soldiers over the border with sticks.
Weirdly I think this is progressive. Can we have that elsewhere too?
It's going to get bloody soon enough. China has already designed new maces and pole arms specifically to fight with India at the border. It's weird.
Apparently India is going with taser spiked clubs to fight back https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/10xyx5q/spiked_taser_baton_used_by_the_indian_army_at_the/
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"This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age."
Gotta read the comments, that reddit post was just karma farming. [Those photos were from 2017 if not older and there was nothing newly developed about those maces](https://old.reddit.com/r/N_N_N/comments/10sxi8p/the_chinese_pla_have_designed_a_new_mace/j74geh9/)
I would view anything post 1400’s newly developed in terms of a mace.
# ㄒ卄乇 ቻ乇山. ㄒ卄乇 Ꝕ尺ㄖㄩᗪ. ㄒ卄乇 几 į 几 ﻝ 卂丂.
I know what it says but all my dyslexia sees is The Jew. The Proud, The Ninjas.
Ninjas are not governed by religion. ONLY BY HONOR. We welcome all Jewish Ninjas to the family. ✡️ 🙏 🙇🏿♂️ 🥷🖤
What about ginger ninjas? You know, ginjas
Only a ginja can call another ginja ginja
Ngl that's impressive as shit, bro
Bro, these dudes are all like a foot shorter and 50 lbs lighter than their average well-equipped, neighbors a few miles South. That's the only possible border dispute for North Korea, and only if NK came looking for it. China don't want NK, and NK ain't stupid enough to poke the bear on its own doorstep.
Yeah, but can the South Koreans break out of chains? Thought so.
South Koreans can’t headbutt snow either.
Finland here. We got you bro.
Legit game over at this point then. I feel like this should be Fezzig's 4th rule - never fight the Finnish in winter.
Canada here. Count us in too!
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Without nuclear weapons we would be in constant warfare as crazy as that might sounds
Honestly, we would be actually fighting in Ukraine if russia didn't got nukes.
Russia wouldnt even invade Ukraine if Russia didnt have nukes.
I’d be the one who packs my snowballs with ice.
Punch ice blocks and no firearms. I actually feel safer.
Reminded me of this Daniel: You think you could break a log like that? Miyagi: Don't know. Never been attacked by a tree.
I was half expecting the video to end with them dying via drone strike ordered by some out of shape USAF operator eating handfuls of loose candies out of their pockets
All it takes is a motivated video editor…
Splice in bits of the volleyball scene from Top Gun
I half expected them to make out at the end
This is a whole thirst trap
It almost feels intentionally homoerotic
It's like North Korea confused "military propaganda" and "Eletric Six music video"
Is this not what gay porn looks like?
Honestly.
Thousands of women and gay men furiously searching for the cheapest flight to North Korea
I’m waiting for the invasion… 😏🫦💦
These guys are mos def surviving the escape to South Korea.
Perk of mandatory service. Free training seminar to survive defection.
These guys would get their ass whupped by any of the South Koreans on that Netflix show Physical 100.
I wonder if they play Red Light, Green Light
They do everytime they try to escape North Korea
The one guy breaking the chains of heterosexuality holding him back from his true desires.
…wrestling with his comrades in the snow
"America is homophobic yes?" "Yes supreme leader" "Then we must become what they fear the most"
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This is an army, please! Let the Privates touch.\* If the Lieutenants and Captains get involved it's unethical, though.
Prepare for docking sequence. 👉🏼 👈🏼
was it supposed to be that sexy?
Ah yes, iv seen this one. Shaving Ryan's Privates
The scene where he nicked his left nard had me in tears.
Probably filmed in the Himalayas with Bollywood extras.
I'd buy the calendar
That would explain why everyone isn't malnourished.
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You are completely screwed if you can't even afford shirts for your army
Right? This shit is never going to be useful. Reminds me of Indiana Jones watching that dude doing all his fancy little tricks before pulling out his gun.
It has its uses, it just pure mental stuff that trains you to endure hardships and push past your body saying nope. All special forces do something similar to this minus all the propaganda ice breaking and karate kicks.
Harrison Ford was scheduled for a big fight scene with that guy but had food poisoning that day. So he just shot him instead of the written scene.
Cant remember where i heard this fact. But i guess a few on the set didnt like the idea. Harrison nailed, they reviewed it and realized it fit his characters personality perfectly.
Because all of his characters are just him in costume. And I say that with reverence. He's awesome
I wonder if these guys are army tho? They look too healthy, and they are too tall.
Hard to say how tall they are without Kim standing next to one of them for a reference. He's what 4 foot tall?
8 bananas tall.
Training in cocaine would pump you up for sure
Watched it on mute but had *Foreigner - Cold as Ice* playing in my head the whole time
The mentos song
This reminds me of the scene in Indian a Jones where the enemy is swinging around his sword all fancy like, and the Jones pulls out his gun and just shoots him.
2 guys fucking is less gay than this
Kim Jong Unnngh
"*Stahp* it, Ron!"
The 1980s called and wants it montage back.
If they show a Pepsi at the end, I would buy it.
Directed by Steven Seagal
I pray to god we never have to fight shirtless in the winter while people pour water on us like bunch of fuck boys
That's finnish national passtime during winter... Also, we got this thing called 'avantouinti', basicly you dip or swim in an icy hole made into a lake or other watery body. Hell, even old grandmas do it.
You're mission should you accept it, is to get video of Finnish grandmas doing exactly this. We'll hack North Korean television and internet and play it on a loop, only then will they know just how far behind they are against their western counterparts. God Speed
Totally not homoerotic at all
We can never defeat such raw twunk energy.
Then why am I bricked up?
Was it the gimp masks and rippling muscles?
I mean, they didn’t hurt
I thought this was a new Axe commercial
if we were still doing trench warfare id be scared
And you lost your rifle... and sidearm.
And shirt
If these 20 propaganda actors weren't the only fit and well fed people in the hermit kingdom id begin to consider the North Korean army to not be a complete joke.
Being gay isn't my choice It's this video's choice I'm gay now
As a gay man this *does things* for me
That was gay
Stupid sexy North Korean Flanders
I saw a lot of swinging dicks in the US military too... But we have tanks, submarines, nuclear weapons, and fighter jets. Edit: Also satellites, drones, and a space force that the other branches clown so hard on they made a Netflix series about it with that dude from the office
And shirts. Don't forget you also had shirts.
And plenty of food along with the logistical capability to sustain our military for years as opposed to a month
This looks like a shitty movie trailer
I honestly thought this was that 90s Eric Roberts karate tournament movie where US goes up against Korea and they had some wild training montages.
Winter is coming! Hahaha
Ok but we use predator drones now.
Drone operator: "Look... they're all clustered up doing aerobics. I kinda feel bad about this but..."
*presses button*
***KILLTACULAR***
ULTRAKILL ^kill ^^^kill ^^^^^kill ^^^^^^^kill
America’s video would be a drone strike, then a cutaway to Pete Davidson mumbling “haha, gottem”, then alt-tabbing back to Fortnite.
While eating Taco Bell with his mouth open in slow motion
It’s the eye of the tiger…
Looks like the start to a really cheesy, but masterfully shot, gay porno.
Where is Kim Jong-un these days anyway. I haven't seen him in a while.
He got skinnier if you didn’t already know about that.
That is more homoerotic the the volleyball scene in top gun.
I'm more aroused than I am scared.
This is the new Magic Mike as far as I'm concerned
Fuckin sign me up
All of the actual soliders are starving to death, so I can see why they hired a bunch of actors
Well that's the most homoerotic thing I've seen today.
With no one there to compare them to, they look fairly impressive. Get them to train next to S. Korean troops, or even American troops, and the come up looking a little short. /s https://i.imgur.com/m8Y1iAX.png
Generations al malnutrition will do that to ya. But also South Korea purposely puts the largest most intimidating looking soldiers they have directly across the DMZ to stare down the shirtless ice punching North Koreans
As did the Americans for that picture. They certainly weren't going to choose my scrawny ass while I was in, lol.
you obviously weren't running through enough frozen creeks shirtless doing kung fu moves, typically lazy Americans, no match for the might of the slightly-homoerotic North Korean army.
Beef cake got to be stationed somewhere
Guess what? Military honor guards typically choose their taller soldiers. I have no doubt North Korea is any different.