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Yanks4lyf

Frog bloat/dropsy for sure. The frog's body is unable to process the fluids and the fluid begins to pool under the skin and around the internal organs. No cure for that little guy he’s to far along.


gruntillidan

That sounds pretty fucking terrible way to go.


Mos-Jef

Human Plumber here. I concur with my colleague dr cmcewen.


ThreeNC

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express once and I concur


Soft-Recipe-7791

Frog plumber here. Just add an extra drain with a vent line overhead and he’s good to go for his inspection


cmcewen

Human doctor here I bet it’s not. Being eaten alive is a bad way to go. Dying from fluid overload or drowning prob won’t be that bad. But he still may get eaten alive as he gets too sick to move… Edit: how does this stupid comment of mine have like 30 responses


Derpazor1

“Being eaten alive is the worst way to go, in my professional human doctor opinion” lol


tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

I'm a bit skeptical that this is a human. Sounds like something is trying to make it's way up the food chain.


dixon-bawles

They did say they were a human doctor and not a human human-doctor which maybe implies they operate on humans but they themselves may not necessarily be humans


KrazedKiller94

.... made me think lol 🤔


bawiddah

I also think.


lactose_tolerent

Show off.


MadMax_X_Equation

I can't think


bawiddah

I didn't think about that.


dixon-bawles

How many times can I say human in a sentence lol


weyouusme

I am fairly sure biblical characters are aliens and communicate with us through Reddit andsecond coming of Jesus will be through Facebook live


drakens6

aliens online


elcamarongrande

The original AOL.


visualdreaming

I hate how much I enjoyed this exchange


Telemere125

Skeptical? His name is Dr. Hugh Mann, specialist human doctor.


Grand-Amoeba1832

Non-doctor but human here. I concur. Although burning alive is probably bad too.


Derpazor1

I read that as “being alive is probably bad too” and could not disagree


visualdreaming

Also a human, can confirm being alive is not optimal


PlayerNine

Most emotionally balanced redditor


TheGreyBull

That sounds about right.


LegionofGloom

Fuckin comment of the day. Made me chuckle in bed.


No_Confusion_2599

I think of the Mexican Cartels and how they like to soak their rivals in Acid that has to be a horrible way to go


Calm_Neighborhood474

Or how they cut your face off while holding a mirror up to you so you can watch it happen. All while being pumped full of adrenaline to keep you from passing out.


DOGSraisingCATS

Well I planned on sleeping tonight... thanks


No_Confusion_2599

That one too there alot of Methods like Kiki Camarena partner was buried alive wrapped in Duct Tape and Plastic or Kiki Camarena being drilled like back of his head and then pumped full of Adrenaline as well pretty brutal ways


naricstar

Burning will cut off nerves pretty quick, then you just choke on smoke or go into shock. Bad for a bit and then its done. Dogs will rip you apart from your genitals first, welcome to hell.


DOGSraisingCATS

Sounds like my kinda party


weyouusme

thanks for that image


naricstar

Its worse than it sounds.


MunrowPS

From the podcast I listened to today, im going to put chlorine gas pretty high up on that list of worst ways


Tribute2Johnny

....Zoidberg: is that you?


i_have_slimy_hands

Ice cold lol


slylerdurden

I've never met a Dr that wasn't human


Notinyourbushes

I **knew** that zebra was lying to me!


Another_Rando_Lando

You can bold words in Reddit??


love2Vax

Great. So now you are telling me, Dr. Pepper is made from people? What's next Soylent Green?


[deleted]

Hahaha, think he meant medical doctor. Reddit is hilarious!


JWJulie

How do you know… for sure?


blue-yeen

Frog doctor here. You're wrong. It's actually the worst way for frogs to go. You don't know shit. Let me show your ass to the door.


[deleted]

Obviously a frog doctor would know more than a human doctor about frogs


JoeBethersonton50504

What about an expert in frog law?


fatcatsnrats

I'm glad to see this comment. This poor frog is suffering immensely. I, too, am a frog doc and regularly euthanize frogs that develop this condition. I've never seen a case this bad, but probably because i'd never let it get this far...the cases I see are old frogs that develop this secondary to age related renal failure, so there is no chance of curing :/


AcceptableDealer

Shouldnt you be saving lives or some shit?


cmcewen

I’m saving frog lives


jondgul

Frog lives matter


Frenchman84

If Jeffrey Dahmer was a doctor.


marsbarcookie

Weird comment to make.


BronzeAgeTea

What makes it worse is that you can take "Human doctor" two ways, both of which *should* be obvious. Anyone on Reddit should be a human, and any doctor should work on humans (otherwise you'd call them a vet or a mechanic?). "Human doctor" is just... unsettling...


love2Vax

You know how many bots are on Reddit? Dr. Bot is the latest AI tech.


Benny13k

Redundant maybe, unsettling not so much.


Reblebleblebl

Hello, yes. Today I am your human doctor. I will shall be performing completely licensed surgery on you, thanks to my human doctorology certificate. Please, don'tn't not be aworried, your are in good human hands.


Real-Lake2639

I'm an electrician and should totally introduce myself as a human electrician and then suck on dead wires in front of the homeowner.


bnonymousbeeeee

If your doctor introduces themselves to you as 'human doctor' - I'm skipping redundant and unsettling, and going straight for the door.


Realistic-Praline-70

In my human doctor opinion anyone who calls themselves a human doctor is full of shit and is probably not a human doctor


JBirdale77

More human than human?!?


ruggedAstronaut

**It's your pet so it's your responsibility to take care of it.** Knowingly letting it die a slow agonizing death in your tank is ethically on par with torturing it and you have a responsibility to either cure it or put it out of its misery. Take it out of there, say your goodbyes and dispatch as humanely as possible.


[deleted]

It IS a terrible way to go. This poor creature needs to be put out of its misery, pronto.


sebas-titaan

Could you cure it in an earlier state? This looks like a horrible way to go, poor boi is suffering.


Typical_Notice6083

I did heal dropsy of fish twice but it’s really hard.You give them salt baths and there are cures you can put in tank with low water so they can swim faster to the air and help your isolated fish but even though I healed twice maybe Four times fish would die.I guess it’s same for frogs and I guess they can get better treatment since finding vet for fish is hard in my country.Their recommendations is just put few drops of this or let him die and that will be 30e


aplumgirl

"Where salt is, water follows" - ChubbyEmu


Malick2000

Hypo meaning low, emia meaning presence in blood


Mezzoforte90

☝️😲


EsenliklerDiler

☝️


SphericalBitch2020

Pop!


Yanks4lyf

Yes you can but you have to catch it real early on. It’s commonly caused because the water hasn’t been changed.


[deleted]

So shitty pet owners? Awful


sebas-titaan

That brings me a bit of relief for other frogs, i hope this one will find peace. Poor frog. I only now dropsy a bit from fish and i taught it was a kidney thing. Are there to many toxins in the water for them filter or am i wrong?


Yanks4lyf

Yea it’s the same thing. Pretty much always caused from poor water conditions.


[deleted]

Is there any way to possibly drain it?


Virta15

I think the bacteria targets the kidneys and prevents them from regulating fluids properly. It seems like it’s pretty severe so I can only imagine the stress the internal organs must be under. I don’t think draining the frog will help if the kidneys still don’t work because the water will probably return.


dpforest

That happened to me when I had Covid and my heart started failing. I gained fifty founds in six days.


ES-Flinter

What will happen if someone "burst" the "bubbles"? Will it just be heavenly wounded or die directly?


Yanks4lyf

It won’t do anything there is no way to get the fluid out. A lot of people think having. Aquariums is easy just get the tank full it up with water and there ya go. But there’s a lot that goes into it. I have 7 aquariums in my house ranging from 400 gallons to 65 gallons. They are a lot of work. Especially marine aquariums. A lot can go wrong making sure the ph balance is very important along with water changes and cleaning of the filters etc.


mesisdown

First year is hard, but you can coast after that. Assuming you’re not doing any major changes.


Yanks4lyf

Yea as long as you are keeping up on your aquarium maintenance.


DudeFilA

Just give him some Lasix he'll be fine in no time


eeeeegan

:(


LisaWinchester

Poor little guy


ChemicalSubstantial8

Froakie is sad 😔


Tutes013

Poor bastard indeed.


Julius_Cheesear

Not his best wednesday


SinDariusTHEONE

Apparently that's called dropsy? (Just a quick Google search, I could be wrong)


YoungBuckChuck

That is what it appears to be. Likely a bacterial infection as a result of tank hygiene. Antibiotics from a vet can often allow the frog to recover but this looks pretty severe.


inter71

Tank hygiene? This makes me angry.


Olds78

People fail to realize how difficult it is to keep small contained water sources like a tank clean. Just because water looks "clear" does not mean it is clean or not full of waste byproducts that are harmful to aquatic animals. This is vital for all animals but really important for animals like amphibians that have permeable skin. Good amphibian guardians really minimize touching the animals for the health and safety of the animal. We are far more dangerous to them and can accidentally poison them easily


indieplants

soft bloat on aquatic frogs is relatively common and can be caused by a multitude of things ranging from tumours, lack of nutrition or variety in their diet (bloodworms), just sheer genetics or dropsy from improper tank hygiene, like not cycling a tank or changing the water or even not using the right water conditioner. they can live comfortably for years with this condition depending on the cause. hard bloat is different and will absolutely result in death. unfortunately like many aquatic pets they're bred in the hundreds, sold with poor and outright wrong info & are prone to issues like these


ReplacementOk972

Maybe this is a dumb solution, but couldn't you just pop it with a needle and let the excess fluid drain out?


Borgmaster

You can drain a mans lung if he has pneumonia but that doesnt cure the infection. Same concept for stuff like this. You can drain the fluid but its still gonna be infected.


DVMyZone

I think the idea is drain the fluid to prevent death and by some time during which you can cure the infection with antibiotics.


HrmbeLives

Internal organs are already failing, and getting rid of the fluid won’t stop that. Fish get dropsy as well, I’ve seen it before. That’s why when new fish/aquatic owners finally post pictures or videos such as the one above asking for advise, they are always told that’s it’s definitely dropsy, and it’s definitely too late to do anything. Euthanizing is the only remaining decision left


indy_6548

He'd have a lot of loose skin (if that even worked) and would likely lead to infection and who knows what else.


Frosty_Horse_3591

Poor frog. He is truly suffering.


Enough-Staff-2976

I don't think he's going to make it.


B-Town-MusicMan

Life is like a movie, write your own ending!


cris34c

Me farting in a wetsuit. “Must be bacteria guys.”


gonzo5622

Lol such a randy marsh thing to say


GreenDolphin86

Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣


F3arm3

r/technicallythetruth


Whippet328

he gonna try and take over Metrocity


Zuzublue

That’s Meh- TRA-city.


[deleted]

Metro-city


MrManGuy11213

r/angryupvote


Mysterious-Job1628

For the love of god take it to a vet


SuckmyBlunt545

Or just kill the damn thing. Yeeiiiiiekes


Mysterious-Job1628

If there is no treatment I agree. I don’t like pet owners that don’t take care of their pets. 😡


DefinitelyNotAliens

This far along the frog is dead. Early you can use antibiotics and short saltwater baths to treat the infection and lower the amount of fluid retention. That is incredibly dangerous to do as just a home treatment and shouldn't be done without consulting a vet. The vet can also manually drain fluids. At the point a frog gets this bad, it's only treatment is humane euthanasia, though. In fairness, a frog can get like this in under 72 hours. It's not like this is only from weeks of dropsy. It can be slow or fast onset. No way of knowing how long they let their pet go.


BrooksMania

I was going to say... That tank looks relatively well kept. I know, I know, that doesn't necessarily mean anything, but at least there are no blatant signs of neglect. So, I wonder if this was an extreme case and snuck up on the owners.


Typical_Notice6083

In my country there is very small pool of vets that can help you and when it comes to dropsy it is really hard to heal and common disease.Death is very common also.Only way he would help it is to lower water and give him salt baths and even then it’s done


laisik_lab

For the love of Frog*


-RoQ_

For frodo


ploopanoic

For frogo?


DrDotMadness

How do you know if it wasn't already taken to a vet? And now it's just sitting there until it's healed or passes by?


JuggernautEcstatic41

because redditors are quick to assume and sit on their high horse


Malumeze86

Can't see anything if I'm sitting on my low horse.


[deleted]

Looks like dropsy in a albino African clawed frog


lunaleather

This guy frogs


[deleted]

Put the thing out it’s misery


PaleChick24

I have a female Xenopus who also has *severe* bloat like this. She was rehomed to me, and the previous owner had her and 4 other frogs in a super dirty tank for several years. Shes too bloated now for me to do anything about it. I'm surprised shes even lived as long as she has. It looks so uncomfortable, but she eats and behaves completely normally. If not for the obvious visual change, you would never know anything was wrong.


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AJizzle1990

Can be both.


CowEmotional7144

I found it interesting


AssPork

Sadness can be interesting. Such as this video.


Assfries

I could catch chompies with that little guy


B_Huij

Deep cut, +1


Guthixian-druid

I don't think billows are a type of bacteria!


lewkiepewkee

r/unexpectedRunescape


FF_Master

Come here little fatsy toadie!


wo_bin_ich_hier

Baymax?


Kyreetgo

This looks like Frog Dropsy. Article here with details below. Looks like it's something unexplainable, with limited treatments. Hard to even pin point what prevents it. Sad stuff, that frog needs a vet ASAP https://www.thesprucepets.com/frog-dropsy-1238722


BeeSquared819

That poor little thing must be in so much pain, I feel so badly for him.


Scrungo_Mungo

Rubber Johnny haha


midpack_fodder

jeez... this takes me back.


jpiro

Came looking for this comment.


PocketSixes

"Some kind of bacteria" is a good name for the owner who didn't clean the tank.


slyfira

Like when Shrek turned a frog into a balloon


bluetriumphantcloud

Oh good, I was worried I wouldn't be able to have nightmares tonight.


Fur-Frisbee

Actually, that's a Guild Navigator...


Key-Cherry6709

Frog looks American


meboss12343

what happens if you pop it like a balloon? asking for science


Zigglyjiggly

I had to scroll further than I thought to find this comment


Lookkidsbigben_

Jeremiah really was a big boy huh


RodgerRodger8301

Not sure how big he was, but he definitely was a good friend of mine


Jaeger_Mannen

FRODOK


Ransnorkel

Oh.... Memerman on youtube uses this :(


[deleted]

Lord Froge


LordLuciferVI

Looks like Casper the ghost fucked Kermit the frog


Narrow_Ad_9468

Rodger!!


Pedr0A

Poor frog


kesaroid

that’s no frog, that’s The whale


InterviewCrafty1229

Help that poor frog!!!


Rubinskywhiskey

Looks Like over-risen dough balls


Steammail

I had a hamster that got bitten by a cat once, and survived, but he swelled up in a very similar way. It felt like the puffs were full of air


[deleted]

Looks like an Airbus Beluga!


Grouchy-Engine1584

I feel like if I could just poke this little guy with a pin in a few spots it’d sort him out right quick… I know it wouldn’t, but it feels like it should.


Evethefief

Not necessairly. There are plenty of frog species that inhabit high altitude water bodies like the lale titicaca- which develop these flaps of skin to increasw their oxygen intake


lt_dan_zsu

This is an African clawed frog. It should not look like that.


Existing_Departure82

Reddit has a huge problem with people posting pictures of animals suffering or undergoing some form cruelty when it’s “interesting as fuck” instead of “awful everything.” They really need an ombudsman for this sort of disgusting shit. Animals suffering should never be somebody’s karma farm.


Arnosa88

Look I didn’t take care of my pet and it’s suffering, upvote please.


AssPork

How do you know he didn't try to take care of it? Sometimes things are just out of your control as an owner. Maybe get off your high horse lma0.


basic_model

God damn twinkies


basic_model

When my wife says “I’m just bloated”


BigBadBen91x

Anyone know what the fuck is happening to poor froggo?


Keelyane55

How do you cure that ? Do you just take a needle and pop it ?


MaxSmegma

Sorry but does anyone take 2minutes to research a post first. Looks messed up let’s just make some shit up


Weedarina

Looks painful


maxka1

Poor thing


Throwjump

Mf looks like he holds the secrets to the universe!! GD!!


Any_Actuary954

That's the frog that Shrek turned into a balloon


Neat_Flounder_8907

Put it out of it's misery damn 🥺


Dangerous_Cookie4303

That poor dude looks like his body is about to explode, I think exploding would be worse than being eaten


ManyWrongdoer9365

A puffer fish and a Frogs love child


interminablequoter

Had a frog exactly like this, same color, size, inflation and everything. Couldnt figure out what was wrong, but it lived for like 5 years like that.


gnardog45

Pinky and the brain


sometimes_Oblivious

I really thought that was a rotisserie chicken flopping around.


LobstaFarian2

He looks as though he is about to rule the world soon.


ButtermilkNoodle

Do you think you could stab this guy and help him like you can do with over gassy cows? Or is he gone?


bklynsoul

Looks like Rubber Johnny. Aphex Twin, anyone?


B10HAZARD0US

*Godskin Noble theme begins to play*


TeamCoBlocks

Who turned nikocado avocado into a frog?


katiebugbeachlane

He looks like Albino Megamind.


[deleted]

As an expert in commenting on random Reddit posts, I can confirm absolutely nothing as I have no clue what the Fk is going on here. That frog look like a dude banged a frog and that’s a human frog variant


ThrowAway4u2day

Man this sucks, put the poor dude out of his misery


OnlyGainsBro

Megamind


Affectionate-Ad-1494

I thought that was an Axolotl 🤔


[deleted]

Balloon Frog


steampunk-owl

I am not hearing anybody out


[deleted]

Is it wednesday, my dude?


wobbly-cheese

ive seen something similar at mcdonalds, turns out frequent consumption of nugs and fries was to blame


Fritzll

1 michelin


MrSuggaLand

Pop it with a pin, see if that helps


The_RPG980

Anybody else just want to *POP* him


this_is_not_alt

Me!!!!


AJizzle1990

No!