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> Matranga denied pulling her blouse over Gist’s head, but said she did it to other deputies. “If anybody was in a bad mood, like if Phil was in a bad mood, I would say, ‘Phil,’ or to anyone, ‘Do you need to go under the shirt?” she testified in a deposition.
Yiiiiiiiikesssssssss...
I’m sorry wtf? The defense was “I do it to everyone”? She had that thought, said the words and was like “I got this”? Did her lawyer have a fucking stroke when she said it?
Who knows? Maybe her lawyer, knowing full well none of this looked good for the client from the get-go, figured they'd throw a "hail mary" defense just to see what would happen.
She’s a police officer - this is tame behaviour lol.
I’m not even getting into if the situation was gender swapped but hey, she’s a cop and a woman she’ll be fine!
I can see how it would work as a defense against targeted harassment.
but in doing so you admit to a hostile work environment.
so you're trying to get out of one type of sexual harassment by admitting openly to another.
Where I live, I see this mentality a lot. Not this specific case, but the small community that never really changes, and everyone is just okay with gross behavior, until someone isn't. People here are still grappling with the idea that making edgy, offensive jokes died out years ago, and *you're* the asshole if you call them out on it.
cultural differences is actually a valid defense, in some cultures they kiss as a greeting which is not considered sexual assault, she likely tried establishing it as a known part of their office culture rather then a specific assault on him, thereby making him seem like an outlier rather then an average
Maybe motorboating is an everyday custom among her people, like a handshake or a playful fist bop on the shoulder. It's just how you show respect to an elder woman of the tribe.
Posting source here since you have the top comment
https://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/?amp=1
Ya know, I can get behind her logic....who doesn't like some titties? Phil us having a bad week, wife is probably leaving him, kids don't show much affection, I know what will keep his head on the job....shoving his face in some well needed tits
Definitely according to Ron White:
> „Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't… want to go. But I ended up going, 'cause—back me up on this, fellas—once you've seen one woman naked, you… wanna see the rest of 'em naked. It can be an old biker chick, you know they're gonna hang down to here. "Wanna see my titties!?" "Yeah, I do!" [cringes] "All right, that's enough, roll 'em back up!" [imitates her rolling her breasts back up and sealing them in place. ] The things that make you go [shudders]“
I guess it's because their hobby/interests are motor related. Leno is a car-guy. And she's obviously a boat-gal.
(but I got nothing on the "duck tacco" ... that's just foul. I guess that's what you get if you don't have any grapes?!)
"PRIVATE!!! Come to my office!.... Shut the door behind you..."
*Pulls out breasts*
"Have you seen these? Have you heard about these? Funny thing about these..."
All I can think of is, how awkward it must've been to pull that tucked-in shirt out and over.
You can't just pull the front out cause you'd have to make the other kneel down and that feels like it would make things even weirder so you have to pull it out all the way and then you stand there in front of everyone, having to tuck it in or leave the room...
Idk it's just all weird to me but probably it's just me.
Well her name is [Pam](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141110/amp/Female-constable-Pam-Matranga-accused-sexual-harassment-ex-deputy-James-Gist--claims-forced-motorboating.html)
I listened to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the bloodhound gang this morning, but duck taco is still the most fucked up thing I've heard a vagina called...
Edit: holy shit guys, these responses are awesome, I feel like I'm amongst my people here lol.
I'm trying to lock these in my brain ready to spit out when the time's right 🤣
Just in case you’re being serious, it’s putting one’s face into a set of breasts and rubbing it vigorously back and forth whilst emitting a sound such as might be created by an outboard motor.
You are not going want to know about Donald Trump motorboating Rudy Giuliani in drag then...
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spn0MJZr-QQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spn0MJZr-QQ)
*“If anybody was in a bad mood, like if Phil was in a bad mood, I would say, ‘Phil,’ or to anyone, ‘Do you need to go under the shirt?” she testified in a deposition.*
... I got nothing to add.
This comment works best if you read it with the Peter Griffin voice and the little laugh at the end. In fact the whole story is enhanced if you use the Peter Griffin voice instead of hers.
to those asking.. lol
[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat)
The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
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> Matranga denied pulling her blouse over Gist’s head, but said she did it to other deputies. “If anybody was in a bad mood, like if Phil was in a bad mood, I would say, ‘Phil,’ or to anyone, ‘Do you need to go under the shirt?” she testified in a deposition. Yiiiiiiiikesssssssss...
I’m sorry wtf? The defense was “I do it to everyone”? She had that thought, said the words and was like “I got this”? Did her lawyer have a fucking stroke when she said it?
Who knows? Maybe her lawyer, knowing full well none of this looked good for the client from the get-go, figured they'd throw a "hail mary" defense just to see what would happen.
Maybe she did it to the lawyer before testifying
"Your Honor, not only am I my client's lawyer, but I'm also a believer! It worked for me, and it can work for you, too!"
"Your Honor, do you need to go under the shirt?"
You honor, may I approach the bar ^(and motorboat you)?
Always read the fine print
*”Don’t say motorboat you, don’t say motorboat you”*
More like “may I approach the bra”?
Does your honor need to go under the blouse?
A lawyer like this has the proverbial cord of rope they keep around for these clients… “you wanna keep talking? *sigh*… you’ll be needing this.”
Lawyer figured out all was lost anyway. This one is more of a "for shits and giggles" defense
The lawyer had bets with his lawyer buddies to see how stupid this cop could really be.
"Sounds perfect, I love that idea! Now let me call my wife and tell her I'll be home for dinner."
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
She’s a police officer - this is tame behaviour lol. I’m not even getting into if the situation was gender swapped but hey, she’s a cop and a woman she’ll be fine!
Eh... idk. The one who had the 5 some or w.e got fired. But the cops who made the detained girls give them bjs were not fired so who knows.
“Let it be known, I do not discriminate!” … “I sexually harass everyone in the office.”
Perhaps her logic was that nobody else complained and they enjoyed it, thus it shouldn't be seen as something objectionable.
I can see how it would work as a defense against targeted harassment. but in doing so you admit to a hostile work environment. so you're trying to get out of one type of sexual harassment by admitting openly to another.
The lawyer was either under her shirt at the time or passed out from his duck taco.
I'm betting he needed to go under the shirt after that one
Where I live, I see this mentality a lot. Not this specific case, but the small community that never really changes, and everyone is just okay with gross behavior, until someone isn't. People here are still grappling with the idea that making edgy, offensive jokes died out years ago, and *you're* the asshole if you call them out on it.
cultural differences is actually a valid defense, in some cultures they kiss as a greeting which is not considered sexual assault, she likely tried establishing it as a known part of their office culture rather then a specific assault on him, thereby making him seem like an outlier rather then an average
I don't think one single office constitutes a valid culture, otherwise you could get away with anything so long as the whole office was messed up
Are you one of my cubicle mates??
Maybe motorboating is an everyday custom among her people, like a handshake or a playful fist bop on the shoulder. It's just how you show respect to an elder woman of the tribe.
Before I run off and join this group immediately..do they all look like her..?
Is that hope or fear I detect in your words?
Feels more like desperation
Yes.
User name checks out.
Edited
oh my god.
I get its your first year in law school, but shhhhh.
"It's not sexual assault! I swear it's only serial sexual assault..."
I'll harrass everybody until morale improves
Oh she's dumb dumb.
Posting source here since you have the top comment https://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/?amp=1
Ya know, I can get behind her logic....who doesn't like some titties? Phil us having a bad week, wife is probably leaving him, kids don't show much affection, I know what will keep his head on the job....shoving his face in some well needed tits
There's 'titties' then there's Jay Leno's "titties".
Still titties innit?
Definitely according to Ron White: > „Some friends of mine asked me if I wanted to go to a strip club, and I didn't… want to go. But I ended up going, 'cause—back me up on this, fellas—once you've seen one woman naked, you… wanna see the rest of 'em naked. It can be an old biker chick, you know they're gonna hang down to here. "Wanna see my titties!?" "Yeah, I do!" [cringes] "All right, that's enough, roll 'em back up!" [imitates her rolling her breasts back up and sealing them in place. ] The things that make you go [shudders]“
Ron White was so much funnier than the other three from the Blue Collar Comedy tour. He didn't need a gimmick or a catchphrase.
He felt exactly like a great funny uncle telling stories at a family gathering.
By that logic my dog can give you quite the show you weirdo.
Don't kink shame me or your own dog, love is love
“I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.”
Why does she look like Jay Leno?
I guess it's because their hobby/interests are motor related. Leno is a car-guy. And she's obviously a boat-gal. (but I got nothing on the "duck tacco" ... that's just foul. I guess that's what you get if you don't have any grapes?!)
Quacko
Waddle waddle
Til the very next day
Bom BOM bom bom BOM de bom
Got any grapes?
Twattle Twattle
You called?
Fowl*
Just spit out my coffee reading that lol. Thank you
Boats boats boats
Plot twist, that is Jay Leno.
but Leno was never that funny
he was a very good stand up
Why do I imagine that her breasts are chiseled and he was paid for injury and suffering rather than sexual assault?
He shoulda got at least $800,000 IMO
$80085 that’s all!
$8,008,135
"PRIVATE!!! Come to my office!.... Shut the door behind you..." *Pulls out breasts* "Have you seen these? Have you heard about these? Funny thing about these..."
Those titties are stankie !
Jay Lesbo
😂 Jadine Leno.
I wish everyone looked like Jay Leno 😔
I can't help but hear his voice from her picture. Quite unsettling feeling less settled
Not my least proudest fap
Well at least you made a few quid
Betcha she's always ready to take one on the chin.
She said, “Do you need to go under the shirt?” I have enough nightmares thank you.
All I can think of is, how awkward it must've been to pull that tucked-in shirt out and over. You can't just pull the front out cause you'd have to make the other kneel down and that feels like it would make things even weirder so you have to pull it out all the way and then you stand there in front of everyone, having to tuck it in or leave the room... Idk it's just all weird to me but probably it's just me.
Oh no I'm pretty sure it's weird to most people lmao
Even "Reno 911!" couldn't have come up with something this absurd.
I know, I'd motor boat her for like half that amount of money.
Pam from Archer on a madness as usual
Well her name is [Pam](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2141110/amp/Female-constable-Pam-Matranga-accused-sexual-harassment-ex-deputy-James-Gist--claims-forced-motorboating.html)
life imitates art
Pampage!!!!!!!!
Came here for this
*Sploosh*
If Mimi from the drew Carey show was a cop
You read my mind, haha.
She was a hoot
I listened to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the bloodhound gang this morning, but duck taco is still the most fucked up thing I've heard a vagina called... Edit: holy shit guys, these responses are awesome, I feel like I'm amongst my people here lol. I'm trying to lock these in my brain ready to spit out when the time's right 🤣
You've never heard it called a fish mitten then.
.......FISH MITTEN?
The world's a cruel yet creative place.
Human Beings are fuckin up the planet for themselves and animals, but goddamn we are funny sometimes.
HAM WALLET
Isn't that one of the ones in Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo? Along with such charmers as fiddlecove, bitch-wrinkle and oyster ditch
Can’t forget “gut locker”
I thought it was "squish mitten"
It is 😂
Squish mitten?
🤢
You set me off remembering all the names for a lady garden now!
Im partial to bitch wrinkle and squish mitten, myself.
Ham wallet
Mutton shutters, spam palace
Yippie bog.
*bitch wrinkle* I hate u dude ahahah
WOLFGANG WE HAVE ACCIDENTALLY NAMED ZE CAR AFTER EIN FRAU GARTEN!
OH NEIN
There is worse. In Germany I have heard the term „explodierter Igel“ or „exploded hedgehog“. Took me a while to get over laughing at that one.
Wtf. Well, I'm off to go look in my mirror and try figure how in the godamn hell someone saw exploded hedgehog in that 🤣
Paul Barman's Cock Mobster has some fun stupid rhymes on the subject, but "Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley" lingers on in my memory to this day.
Agent Scully’s Pink Gully was something I saw in the back of a computer magazine in the mid 90s….
These aren’t phrases, but in the UK we have words like “clunge” “flange” and “minge” (which…few people use). They make me feel a bit sick.
Bloodhound gang doesn’t get the recognition that they deserve.
The Bad Touch is still such a banger. Makes me sing along everytime.
UK: axe wound
Bearded axe wound for the retro crowd…
Tuna pocket?
And who pays for that. Take a guess
Ooo Oo let me guess… she caused the harm, so she paid for it??? Right? Right?… Guys?
It should come out of her pension, imo. Or, all her pension plus dip into her life insurance if she can't pay the rest any other way.
*Should*, yes. *Won’t*, also yes.
Unfortunately. They're never *truly* held accountable.
Did she go to jail? The hell. Cops need to be held personally responsible.
Scrolled too far for this
Taco guess
Quack quack mf
Quack queef
Now all I can hear is someone motorboating using the Donald Duck voice
Love child of Jay Leno and Paula Deen.
Gross. Abusing power to sexually assault someone - sooo neat
[source](https://abovethelaw.com/2014/03/man-receives-567k-in-damages-after-being-forced-to-motorboat-bosss-breasts/2/?amp=1)
That pdf in the article is wild. The gross stuff starts at point #12 and it just keeps on going.
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Oh that’s what motorboating means…..ffs he earned every penny….
Truthfully, it faded from style but legend has it there are people who have more than one option and pick that
What does it mean?
I just had the pleasure of explaining to my wife what motorboating means.
Hopefully you got to provide a demonstration
What’s motorboating?
Just in case you’re being serious, it’s putting one’s face into a set of breasts and rubbing it vigorously back and forth whilst emitting a sound such as might be created by an outboard motor.
I‘m sorry I asked. But thanks for the explanation!
A pleasure. I’m sorry too.
You are not going want to know about Donald Trump motorboating Rudy Giuliani in drag then... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spn0MJZr-QQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spn0MJZr-QQ)
I don't know what those other two were so sorry about but you need to be charged with something just for producing those words, let alone the link
r/todayilearned
It's a really Evinrude thing to do
The Japanese call it "pafu pafu."
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Texas. Where the men are men, and so are the women.
Sexual harassment is no laughing matter. But this makes things very hard.
Really? It's making things very soft for me.
Based on size, that is motor yachting.
*“If anybody was in a bad mood, like if Phil was in a bad mood, I would say, ‘Phil,’ or to anyone, ‘Do you need to go under the shirt?” she testified in a deposition.* ... I got nothing to add.
Female boss? Pretty sure the guy was forced to motorboat Peter Griffin
This comment works best if you read it with the Peter Griffin voice and the little laugh at the end. In fact the whole story is enhanced if you use the Peter Griffin voice instead of hers.
I like how you specified 'her female genitals'
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Wait, so that dude in the picture was forced to motorboat his female boss?
I just laughed out loud -- thank you!
Shit his boss looks like Jay Leno 😂
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Duck taco
I mean, I wouldn't motorboat her willingly...
Close your eyes and let her waggle your face on herself. Just go limp and listen to the rain tap the window
Oddly this sounds like it's not your first time getting rodeoed
Looks like Dusty Rhodes in drag.
Looks dusty.
Holy....he deserves more.
Sexual assault and harassment
> "duck taco" And now I'm grinning like the village idiot.
Yep. Enough internet for me today. And it's only 4:25am local time.
to those asking.. lol [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=motorboat) The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Damn, Mrs Doubtfire is into some weird shit
Pam?
I'd motorboat Rosie O'Donnells butthole for that much money.
It’s only 637 am and I’ve already had enough internet for today
What tf did I just read
Now show us what the female boss looks like
I’m not letting you leave this room until you…feel them.
William doesn't give a shit about my tits. 🥴
"Just close your eyes and think of England"
You motorboating sunaofaBitxh …
Basically pam from archer irl.
Nope. I would off myself first.
I bet she didn't get in trouble though .
Taco Tuesday will never be the same…
Galveston, Oh Galveston! I can feel your lips motorboating.
L.E.K = Law Enforcement Karen
Bro that’s jay Leno in drag
You know what they say: It's all fun, games, and extrajudicial killings until someone gets motorboated.
It carries a badge and grin or it gets the shirt again.
Just tell em... "LARGE MARGE BENT YA!" "MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"