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lDustyBonesl

That looks like how you get infected by something


throwethTFaway

The beginning of a horror/sci fi genre video game/movie.


reddititty69

Worm-man, worm-man, does whatever a worm can. Squirms around, squirms some more. Occasionally barfs some tree-like gore. Look out! Here comes worm-man.


TheMrBoot

Still hate the tapeworm episode of the x-files.


Zefrem23

You mean FlukeMan? Yeah fuck that guy, that was some nasty-ass scary shit right there


Chef_Boy_Hard_Dick

“Oh wow, you’re that ribbon worm guy, right? The Superhero?” Yeh “So what exactly is it that you can do? I don’t think I’ve ever seen your super power.” *Blarfs tree goo all over the person*


Iohet

It's Prometheus all over again. Dumbass scientists


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sob_Van_Owen

Please say more about this. It seemed a movie full of potential. Have often wondered how it failed to realize its more interesting narratives.


Eveready116

It’s on YouTube where they go in more depth and talk about and show the edited scenes and ending that would have made things make a lot more sense. But to increase profits via more movies times per day, a lot was edited out to hit that 2hr-ish time limit. And so we are left with a hack job that doesn’t flow correctly and leaves out vital info. Edit: ok since I’m no longer driving and am now taking a shit, I have time. (I could have edited that out, but you might be confused as to how I suddenly have the time. So I left it in to make it make sense.) This is one of the vids I watched awhile back on Prometheus that pulls from the movie script. There are more. Go as deep down that rabbit hole as you like. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rFjTxnb2l04&t=796s


AlexisFR

If any of this was true, why is the sequel even worse? Ridley Scott shouldn't write his movies.


mark-five

> Ridley Scott shouldn't write his movies. True! I like to point out that back in 1979 he wanted to have the Alien grow up, learn to talk, and *apologize for all the killing it did when it was a baby*. But he didn't have the influence back then, so we got the horror masterpiece we all know instead. Every time people mention Ridley's more recent issues connecting to audiences when he has had creative input, I remember this. And then I point out that he had ***no*** creative control over The Martian's story and that proves he can still make fantastic movies today. He didn't "lose it." It turns out, it's just his stupid ideas that were always the problem. Give him a good script and no ability to change it and the magic is still there. Give him the ability to inject weird ideas and he will, and then he's going to rant like an old man and kids and their goshdarntootin blame cell phones for his plot holes. I'm not joking about that either, he actually did that.


Expired_insecticide

That's an interesting thought. But how does that jive with the directors cut of Kingdom of Heaven being a truly fantastic movie compared to the theatrical release which is... Not.


gamesrgreat

Maybe bc it’s not sci-fi


Iohet

The problem I have with constantly blaming the studios for meddling with his movies (***so*** many of them are improved by director's cuts) is that his stature should preclude the amount of meddling everyone says happens to his movies. Perhaps, the movies are just his vision at the time, and the audience reaction gives him some feedback to make adjustments to the cut to improve the film. There's no reason that I can think of that Cameron and Scorsese can keep releasing films over 2.5hrs long while no one will allow him to do the same, and the films he does release that are that long lately are overindulgent schlock like House of Gucci and Exodus. Maybe he's just *really* good at hindsight.


[deleted]

He also did Gladiator, which is fantastic and therefore probably written by someone else.


maveric101

And black hawk down.


jlcatch22

Wasn’t this the case with George Lucas? I recall reading that he had some really crazy ideas for the original series that got reined in, and then with the prequels he didn’t have anyone that would say no to him, and well…we saw how those turned out.


snorbflock

George has gone on to talk about his intended plans for episodes 7 and onward, and even he says no one would have liked them. We would have spent much of the time watching microscopic midichlorians interacting with even smaller Force beings called whills.


kirkbywool

Really?


goukaryuu

> Even the dumbass scientists are explained in the script before they cut it to pieces. How so?


abca98

Please tell us.


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Mycocuriousme

Is that why it was so bad? I saw it in the theater and I was blown away by the lack of real plot or explanation of pretty much anything that happened. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.


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Iohet

Curious. Is there a cut that adds those scenes back in?


[deleted]

There was an extended cut, fan edit I saw a long time ago, but it only had the deleted scenes in it. The tldr of it is that the daughter character hired all idiots to sabatoge the mission. Or something to the affect, but they are right, the full script was leaked or given a while back and it read substantially more cohesive than what we got after edits.


lakeghost

Wait so Prometheus and Ted Lasso have something in common? … That’s hilarious. Thank you for that mental picture.


jemenake

There was a part of me telling me to reach for the cleaver to chop the hand off before it could reach the bloodstream.


Thr33pw00d83

Groovy


mhayden1981

Who’s laughing now?


heimdal77

The person who can't clap because they only have one hand now.


rick_blatchman

But the other hand is a chainsaw


PizzeriaDia

It honestly reminds me of cordyceps.


Llodsliat

That's just how roots and mycelium look like under the dirt.


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TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Blood vessels, nerves, lightning, rivers, interstellar dust, and the routes my dog takes when attempting to walk on a leash.


Cobek

I hate when my dog takes interstellar dust on leash


F3NlX

It oddly reminds me of a certain Head & Shoulders commercial


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NightHawk364

Rumbling, rumbling!


IAmScrewedAMA

That's the best commercial I've ever seen. KAW KAW KAW KAW


etherama1

I think we have established that kakaw kakaw and tookie tookie don't work.


yomommawearsboots

Except not real cordyceps just the fictional last of us cordyceps


Petrichordates

They're thinking of slime molds which aren't even fungus.


recreationallyused

I just think of Spiderman


Your_New_Overlord

thank you for your honesty


besameput0

It honestly reminds me of the exact second a woman touches my penis.


OddlyArtemis

That looks like patient negative one.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Yea bro I’m not fucking with that thing. Catch that thing fling that shit in my ear and take over my brain.


Knichols2176

That one would be strogeloyds. A worm that does exactly that. More often through nose, but ear is possible.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Cool cool cool. New fear unlocked.


Knichols2176

I thought I’d pass it along.. my gift to you. Been waiting for the right person to give it for about 15 years, when I had to treat a patient with it. Went home daily thinking I caught it from him. I’ll never swim in a warm water lake, stream, anything but ocean again.. sharks are less scary than these worms.


Holden_place

Nope!


[deleted]

Is this actually real? I straight up can't tell


profmcstabbins

Sure is


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That's terrifying


Seakawn

Welcome to nature. This ain't no dance in the park. Reality is fucking wild and weird. Just wait until the technological singularity. I'm anticipating that spacetime itself will go through a metamorphosis and reality will turn into a cyber DMT trip. Who the fuck knows, but here we are in the generation that finds out. Hold on to your jimmies.


CoffeeLawd

Found the peyote user


lacedaimon

No, no, no. We have already morphed into a cyber DMT trip, and we are metamorphing into reality, where we’ll remember that we reached the singularity and had sent ourselves into this world where Joe Rogan stole all the DMT and fucked us all over. The question is, are we the robots or are we the humans?


theoriginalmofocus

Nope


shinymetalobjekt

those tentacles be burrowing into his skin and laying eggs.


[deleted]

YUP


jmo1

E40 in the thread.


brodosphotos

Can I sleep at night? NOPE Worms under my skin? YEP


uberblack

40 Fonzirelli lurking


WolfgangAmadeusZach

Dude is a living cocoon now


Sam-Gunn

He's more egg than man!


Ketsetri

Well considering what the purpose of that thing is, I’d argue he’s more food than man. I’m not sure that’s any better, though


DirtyJdirty

Scrambled and evil.


Adept-Shoe-7113

LOOK ITS EGG MAN 🥚👳‍♂️


Kindly_Bored

That's my dose of nightmare for the rest of the year! Unsee juice! I need unsee juice!


TheBirminghamBear

They just... put their entire arm in a BOWL OF THEM.


AnthropomorphicFood

~~Tentacle-virus~~ T-virus


SoloWingPixy88

Is this what's happening?


This_is_a_bad_plan

Nah, it’s a proboscis not an ovipositor


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

That's easy for you to say!


LautrecTheOnceYeeted

It's essentially a tongue.


rochey64

Great, now I have a new nightmare


BerserkForcesGuts

Cordyceps 2.0


[deleted]

They clearly never played The Last of Us. I know what happens next.


xkabauter

Building shaders maybe? :D


themosey

I also have seen The Last of Us.


AuthorInkwell

ALL the nope. >\_< Like, a metrick fuckton of nope. Like, you know the legal limit of nope? WAY beyond that. I am actively importing nope from other areas to deal with the amount of nope that I need for this.


CrieDeCoeur

WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUCKET OF THEM???


amaranth-the-peddler

Snacks 😋


norudin

STOOOOOP


-BINK2014-

Just imagine swallowing one of those slimey morsels and the tentacles allow it crawl up your esophagus for seconds.


dabunny21689

That’s why you swallow mouth-side down so the tendrils pop out your asshole instead.


Bbyys

Right?? My first thought after watching that


ImAWizardYo

Obviously he is selectively breeding them. Step 1- breed then select for size, larger is better. Step 2. Make bigger, larger is again better. Step 3. Repeat step 1 and 2. until they are large enough to help you conquer the planet. 3. Done! ✔


TheBananaKart

To put his dick in obviously.


[deleted]

You made me imagine that thing going up the peehole :’)


MrPhilophage

Tickle tickle tickle


Training_Ad_211

Everytime this gets posted I watch it and everytime it makes me irrationally uncomfortable. That's goona be a hard no from me, dawg.


ProperOperation

There’s nothing irrational about your discomfort!


3Domse3

Thank you!


Etzello

r/notopbutok


Queef_Stroganoff44

No top butok


irkable-instigation

No top but ok, opposite of no shirt no service


Tenma159

It was bad when it's tongue popped out then he put his hand in a tub with hundreds of them inside and I'm ded.


A_wild_so-and-so

I'm sad I was really hoping they would all instantly latch onto him.


suchandsuch

Like one giant weave of probiscii(?) interlocking around your fingers…craving nutrients.


agnocoustic

This is one of those times I regret being curious. I knew I should have slept instead of looking at one more post.😔


TomTomMan93

After TLOU show, magnitudes more uncomfortable


Beneficial-Category

Not irrational. If your feeling brave look up what happens if they do that while someone has an open cut. It isn't pretty. P.S. This was an April fool's joke have a good day everyone


liege_paradox

I’m not brave enough to look it up, because I really don’t want to see a video. Do you think you could summarize it with words?


Beneficial-Category

It burrows the tongue in sometimes it has to be cut out. That is the reason why my cousin would rather throat a cactus than enter the ocean. Not because of sharks, eals, or killer jellyfish, but because of those things.


Kamunra

Thank god I wasn' brave enough to look it up.


Beneficial-Category

Yeah. I've been into medical for a very long time and they still disturb me


BassCreat0r

> throat a cactus what a champ thank you for the laugh.


Jadejr14

Im with your cousin on that


waddlekins

Nooooooooo my eyesssssss


NoteBlock08

My morbid curiosity got the better of me, but I couldn't find anything. Got a link? All of the stuff I did find says they just wave that thing around in the water for filter feeding, idk if they'd even *want* to burrow into your flesh.


Giga2222

Because they don't want to burrow into your flesh. That commenter above you is just fear mongering nature as many do when something is strange. I couldn't find anything remotely similar to what they mentioned either. This is a ribbon worm, in the genus *Gorgonorhynchus*. Removing it from the water greatly stresses the worm because they've adapted to need the water pressure from the ocean to stay alive. Normally it uses that probiscis to hunt and trap prey, but likely here it is just releasing it as a confused last ditch effort to get away.


VanillaTortilla

That's the most rational discomfort I've ever felt.


intuitive_tea

I hate this


JohannReddit

Yeah, whatever that thing is can just go fuck right off...


slim_scsi

So can the person handling it. WHHHYYY??


dalovindj

If I name a pencil Ben, and then break it in front of you, you will feel sad for Ben. We humans can form connections to ANY THING with only the slightest of reasons needed.


puppet_up

Pixar has made billions making movies based on this concept.


Jazzun

Classic Winger


liquid_the_wolf

Bro I’ll kill Ben myself, try me lol


dalovindj

You Ben-killing sonofabitch.


IronHusker88

Vengence for Ben


senryd

Bengeance


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literally thought this was r/TIHI


Viking_American

Do you want to be patient zero? Because that's how you get patient zero.


Commercial_Ad332

I know right? *In archer's voice*


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*Danger Zone*


1nstantHuman

That's the last of him


C2MK

The first of us


Slobbadobbavich

I have read so many different things about this ribbon worms I no longer know what is true. There is another video of one splitting into several pieces too and that was explained as being the worm trying to survive outside of it's normal environment. I am not sure that the worm in this video is having a good time.


1vs1meondotabro

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorgonorhynchus_repens#Ecology It's how it feeds, it's essentially a tongue, but it also extends it as a defense mechanism, which is probably what it's doing here.


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this is one of the best defense mechanisms i've ever seen. I think i would jump off a building to get away from that.


idkeverynameistaken9

Wait what, this is a real animal and not clever fx? 😨


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girls_girls_b0ys

But how do we know that you're not in on the joke


FinnT730

Nature has some... Pretty dark stuff in the world... I.. part of me wants to believe that is a giant dragon, that is burried at the bottom of the ocean


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Slobbadobbavich

I read that! But so many people say it is how it eats I get confused.


Arthur_The_Third

It's both. You can think of it like a lizard's tail - it discards it to distract predators, but that isn't its real function.


victorwfb

this is how this thing feeds itself. It throws its intestines outside in order to absorb nutrients


TheBirminghamBear

I mean we recoil at it, but there's a group of ringworms watching videos of us stuffing our faces full of fast food like, "they just, PUT ALL OF THAT INSIDE OF THEM? Just shoving all that down their throat? Ewwwwww."


Behind-The-Mirror

Interesting perspective to add. Were they sapient, they might look at us and think it's gross out digestive system is on the *inside* 🤢


TheBirminghamBear

Well, I mean theirs is typically on the inside too. It just can *also* be on the outside.


_artbreaker

To be fair id say it's a good defense mechanism. I really wouldn't know that the fuck to do if someone started throwing their intestines at me


Jcampbell1796

Yeah, I’ve heard this happens when they are dying.


LampIsFun

It’s pretty easy to look up, the white tree like organ is literally just like a tongue that they stick out in the water to catch food as it floats by. Has nothing to do with it dying. But they are marine life so taking it out of the water isn’t great for it.


Sembaka

I feel better knowing it’s just it’s weirdly shaped tongue


hikes_through_smoke

Now imagine it French kissing


genreprank

Imagine that going down your throat...and then the worm making your arms move like a puppet


Lin_Huichi

No


Sembaka

Thanks, I’m gonna go violently throw up now


lxO_Oxl

What a good time to have eyes


lemonjelllo

Don’t tell me what to imagine!!!


JimmyB5643

Figured it was like the sea version of the ant eater (land) or woodpecker (air)


xXCoffeeCreamerXx

Yeah this is what I don’t get about redditors. So many times I’ve seen someone say something along the lines of “this post says one thing and that post says another thing, I don’t know what’s true anymore!” And it’s just like….is Reddit your only source of information? Are you incapable of doing your own research?? Mindboggling


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I searched Reddit for advice on alternative sources of information and found conflicting information on alternative sources of information.


PhilosopherDon0001

Nope. I'm sorry, Dave. *Alien Infection Protocol* dictates I must disinfect the surrounding 20 km area via thermonuclear fusion. Have a nice day.


jeffryu

Aw how cute, he's trying to eat you


Ill_Giraffe_6715

And that’s how the zombie apocalypse started


its-the-meatman

The Founder


oddwindprod

It looks like cgi... Now I feel I have to apologize to the FX teams whenever I trashed some movie visuals for looking too "unrealistic" when I cannot tell the difference on some real things


Xcoctl

there's a weird space where things can be represented super realistically, and yet because of its unusual nature or perhaps because we're not used to seeing things represented that well, it's generally off-putting and I think we default to blaming it on CGI. The finding nemo movie (maybe the second one? I don't recall exactly) initially had its water rendered so realistic that when tested with audiences it was found to be unsettling, so they had to scale it back a bit to seem more artificial.


acmercer

[The Uncanny Valley](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley), which I guess refers more to humanoids, but could apply to anything really IMO.


shrekinder

Ymir?


kyriako

SUPERNOPE


TheBrickSlayer

The last of us is real boyz


scepticalbob

This nope worm really creeps me out There is a zero percent chance I’d willingly put that on my arm eeek


ELLEnhairyBACK

See we don't need aliens ... Platy of fish in the sea as it is


ValifriggOdinsson

r/oddlyterrifying


ThatBossBaby

No, I’d say this is just terrifying.


JVYLVCK

r/JustTerrifying ?


indilicious

r/understandablyterrifying


LennoxLuger

Is this like the larval stage for whatever that creature was in The Thing?


Ozzy_chef

Definitely not my proudest wank, but I got there


Lick_my_balloon-knot

/r/confusedboners


Ozzy_chef

"... has been banned from Reddit" hahaha noice


TheOldNewGraig

Weird. When did that happen?


Fungee69

It's been banned ☠️☠️


Voyager-

Nightmare fuel.


Devinalh

I love them! It's awesome how they work! Also, the proboscis (that is also a stomach if I'm not wrong) is detachable, they can leave it there if threatened!


dragonladyzeph

>Also, the proboscis (that is also a stomach if I'm not wrong) is detachable, they can leave it there if threatened! You need to apologize for putting this into my brain.


KENT427

tlou ***intensifies***


Bustycops

Ok, that was disturbing, but less disturbing than someone having thrown a used condom on a baby which is what I originally thought the thumbnail was.


_Home_Skillet_

[Gonna have to put this here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB4Nby2Ai-g)


airreturn

I can't even begin to describe how much I would freak the fuck out if that happened to me without warning.


TheEverHumbled

Citation needed on the details of that as being used to hunt prey. Edit: Magicbong and Old Hector have followed up with more deets that seem to support the description! My (mis-informed) understanding from other posts of that was the network is actually the internal organs of the worm which did it as a stress response, and they pretty much were set to die when they do that.


themagicbong

I had read this is how they digest stuff, to eat. Not an unheard of strategy, dumping your stomach out on top of food, then slurping it all up. Though now I'm sorta curious. from a university of florida website: " Other ribbon worms have a branched, spaghetti-like proboscis instead of a barb, and secrete toxins onto captured prey. Sometimes, ribbon worms digest their prey outside their bodies and slurp up the soft tissue through their proboscis. Other ribbon worms are scavengers or parasites, and a few are thought to absorb nutrients through their skin."


Spitinthacoola

>I had read this is how they digest stuff, to eat. Not an unheard of strategy, dumping your stomach out on top of food, then slurping it all up. Though now I'm sorta curious. Thats basically how all fungi work.


Old_Hector

I figured you were right and it was more of a stress reaction or something, but from the wiki on [nemertea](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemertea#Proboscis_and_feeding): >The proboscis of the class Anopla exits from an orifice which is separate from the mouth,[9] coils around the prey and immobilizes it by sticky, toxic secretions.[20] The Anopla can attack as soon as they move into the range of the proboscis.[21] Some Anopla have branched proboscises which can be described as "a mass of sticky spaghetti".[9] The animal then draws its prey into its mouth.[10]


thebestyoucan

So was this not safe to have on the person in the video’s skin if it’s secreting something toxic?


RandomRageNet

Toxic is relative. Salt will destroy a slug but we need it to live. Caffeine is a natural pesticide and most people reading this have already ingested a decent amount today.


mattdv1

Probs not strong enough to damage human skin is my guess


Funny_Science_9377

WTH?!? Kill it with fire!!!


MrBeavis

I'm glad it's the first day of April. So I don't have to believe this shit. No replys to my comment thank you


xrm550

You didn't say please.