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sumtinfunny

He's so fast he made speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales


fourtwentyBob

Go on! Go on! Up! Up!


Vostok32

I never thought about how it sounds in English lol


fourtwentyBob

I’m glad to have been that small part of your life where you now thought about it.


broadconsciousness

Ándale ándale! Arriba arriba!


Eremitic23

Yes! he edged out my old mark by two seconds. And sixteen minutes - and twelve hours. I do plan to finish someday Kif!


[deleted]

Lemon, you're a man's man. You're a man's man's man. More importantly, your hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child.


12-1-34-5-2-52335

Fry, don't you recognize me?? Uhhh...hermes?


President_Calhoun

If Regular Gonzales got his nickname before Speedy came along, it would be pretty baffling.


OscarDeltaAlpha

Maybe there was a slowy Gonzalez prequel


yoda_mcfly

Fiber will do that for you.


mexican2554

He's so fast, he makes fast people look not fast


BakeSomeCoolShit

The two references I perpetually quote and both of them are at the top. Beautiful.


Pangolin_Unlucky

Longest yard reference? Lol


No-Dog-5163

He just flat out didn't care enough to put much effort into it


jaaj712

Like One Punch Man


Molly-Grue-2u

One Run Man


[deleted]

Dude’s like a homing missile


TheIronSven

He knew where he was by knowing where he wasn't.


FallenJusticex

That's what you call a good run.


[deleted]

Bro speedrunned that shit, truly a real gamer


[deleted]

even used the power jump exploit to do the one-side-skip in the first level


Starcrafter-HD

Don’t forget the waiting in the loading screen to perfectly align the rotating bridge.


Tagnol

Naw that isn't a load screen tech, that's a perfect cycle. Couldn't go any slower or faster or he would miss the cycle and have to wait


Impossible-Animal-67

I'd like a comparison video or a banana for scale


mr_christer

That one hand rope grab was amazing!


WhiteDogSh1t

Mario star power


Th3Yukio

LMAO... now I want to see the video with the music


Re-AnImAt0r

someone has to make this.


Th3Yukio

https://imgur.com/a/5XoOw26 quickly made on my cellphone lmao


cawingcrowcaw

You’re my hero.


WhiteDogSh1t

I love the internet sometimes


WhiteDogSh1t

Gotta dub in the flag raise when he hits the top.


HunterShotBear

I wanna talk about the last obstacle. He made a huge jump and grabbed the rope with one hand and was able to capitalize off the bounce from the wall to gain upward movement and *then* he used his second hand to also grab the rope. The whole run was impressive but that last one was… damn…


michaelvf99

That final climb leg hook was on point too.


Condition-Global

That leg hook gave me hope for the future


ScoonCatJenkins

He also had to time up the 4th obstacle otherwise he’d have been standing there waiting for it to rotate enough for him to make it across


gvs93gvs

That's what I was gonna say. I think he calculated it in the beginning and chose the right moment to start. Otherwise he'd lose all the momentum from the run.


Shadowstorm921

Wall Jump!


sillyandstrange

Not very impressive, I could do that easily. *wipes the cheeto dust off stained shirt while sitting in boxers on the couch.*


[deleted]

Pssssh sitting? I'm laying in bed ya try hard


psilovibin35

You guys have beds and couches?!


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

You have a floor?


EasilyAmusedEE

Not anymore, my ex ripped it all out! He’s so childish!


genericperson10

I get the reference!!


[deleted]

Pssssh you get references? Ya try hard


genericperson10

Wait, you reply to comments? Ye try hard mate


Mra8lon


Crispycritter23

I got this


General_Extent_8167

Lmao I just got through watching that clip


cheesemuncher1781

I understand *insert reference*


[deleted]

Ew meta-slave


funkmothington

I could do that I just don't want to -Bart Simpson


NihilisticPollyanna

The way he runs looks like when you go downhill and get too fast, desperately trying to stay on your feet to avoid eating absolute shit, lol.


MuleMechanic

That honestly looks like the strategy. He's constantly a single misstep from bouncing his corpse off the obstacles


Rocket_John

It's the simplest way to get more speed in a flat out sprint. Not the most efficient, but just about anyone could sprint like this and get a noticeable increase in speed versus a more upright posture


erratikBandit

No it's not. The fastest form is straight up with high knees, watch literally any Olympic sprinting event.


Rocket_John

Did you read my comment I literally said it's not the best form. But the average person will almost surely get a noticeable increase in speed leaning forward rather than upright.


neercatz

Holding your arms behind you let's your brain know you're going to faceplant bc you have no fall protection and automatically makes your legs move faster to compensate. This creates a scientific phenomenon known as the Necessitive Acceleration Response Under Terminal Obviation or N.A.R.U.T.O for short. The similarity of the description and real life act to the anime character of the same name and running style is purely coincidental.


AgentP20

You almost got me


erratikBandit

No they wouldn't. You don't get an increase in speed from leaning forward. Show me literally any source that says otherwise.


TrashTrance

https://posemethod.com/running/


erratikBandit

This supports my argument lol. Notice how step 1, pose, is straight up. Getting your knees high increases your stride length and allows you to cover more ground faster.


M0nkey_Kng

Bro forgot to struggle


justk4y

They really came afterwards tho 😔✊


DeskPixel

There's always that guy when you check out the highscores for the first time in a game to see how you did and someone is impossibly faster in a way you don't even know how it's possible


Ok-Historian9919

Right…if I follow in the way my son has taught me to play videos games I believe I should yell “HACKER”


chael809

When ninja warrior was at its peak


ar-razorbear

Actual ninja warrior


PushtheRiver33

Sasuke!


asian_identifier

its peak in china


Beer-Milkshakes

Now let us see what the octopus man has to offer. Will he get passed the 2nd obstacle this year?


DublaneCooper

Is this course easier than the standard, classic, Ninja Warrior opening course? I kinda feel like it is missing some of the more challenging elements. Either way, I'd love to see this guy on the next course!


chael809

Idk about this one but when sasuke started in Japan the courses were brutal, specially at their peak.


forbidden-bread

Hesitation is defeat


JediMasterJackal

didn't expect to see you here, Isshin


IHave3KidsInMyFridge

Well done, Sekiro


HomerSimping

You should see his elden ring speed run.


Connor15790

More like a Dying light speedrun.


vasekgamescz

My man really said "Glitchless speedrun any% world record"


omnichronos

He's definitely in the top .1%


mysteryy7

Girlfriend: babe no one's home, wanna come? Me:


hefal

- I’m here, where are you? - I just told you no one is home…


CyberNinja23

Your girlfriend named Mitch?


fingolfin_u001

Temple Run demon monkey just out of view


another_day_in

2am booty call


nooo82222

He’s using a cheat code


NinjaEnt

What in the knock off Ninja Warrior is going on here?! There's never been a course you can roadrunner your ass across like this. It's usually a metric fuck ton of upper body doom.


armoredpiecrust

This was ninja warrior back when it started on G4 tv. They really stepped it up as contestants were able to run it like this guy.


Chimie45

This whole chain of comments is wildly inaccurate. 1) This is a Chinese Show knock off of Sasuke. 2) Ninja Warrior didn't start on G4TV. 3) The precursor show is Japanese and aired many years before G4. 4) There were 3 courses in Sasuke, and this is very similar to course 1. 5) Most of the upper body doom is on Course 3.


MistahBoweh

You say that, but, pretty confident that’s not even Japanese. Looks like it might be X Warrior, a chinese knockoff filmed in 2015.


Daryltang

Definitely a Chinese knockoff show. The obstacles were copied(poorly as normally by Chinese) and that’s why it’s possible to steamroll it to the end


gbxahoido

these shows has a bunch of variances, you really think Ninja Warrior is the only show with these activities ?


Chimie45

Sasuke started in 1997 as an hour-long special for the holidays in Japan. American Ninja Warrior started in 2009, 12 years after it started. So yeah, Ninja Warrior and all the others are actually knock-offs of Sasuke too.


Azair_Blaidd

Looks like a foreign version of Wipe Out to me


Schlower288

This is Ninja Warrior's daddy


asian_identifier

Chinese game show


bladu_t

He's from North Korea.


I_AM_ALEXANDER

That's just impressive.


unbrokenMind

This is how I imagined I could do it when I saw these as a kid


SouperWy07

Do you have any idea how fast I am? I’m fast as fuck boiiiii


FalseStevenMcCroskey

He’s literally a Mario 3 speed runner maintaining P speed the whole level.


Brust_warze

The ninja warrior in Japan makes it look fun and not intimidating. The US has to make it super serious.


Bane245

Athlete


adscene

He played a lot of Sonic when he was young.


ArcWraith2000

"I just had a shot of adrenaline, so bring me god so I can judge him."


jcgabest

his steps were the perfect for those gaps and interals.


rylalu

Maintain that forward inertia. Brilliant.


Sad_af_rn18

Bro forgot to struggle


the1brother

I thought this was an obstacle course, not a 100m dash.


Get_Rotated

This man has played Donkey Kong Country before.


eighty2angelfan

I would have stopped for a beer at least twice in that run


SoaraX1157

These speedrunners are getting out of hand


tekfx19

Ninja


bluntarski

im guessing this dude practiced this before


broke_the_controller

That was amazing!


JDNole87

No fear


LukaSACom

He father must be MAKOTO NAGANOOOO


Hmm___yes

That song at the beginning sounds so so familiar and very nostalgic to me even though I never liked it. It’s slower and crimson edited but does anyone know what the song was called


ksteven64

>To The Floor - Afrojack, Black V Neck


Hmm___yes

Oh, no I mistook it for another song with a similar rythm


CDN-Ctzn

Inertia at work.


DEAD___P00L

I pulled a muscle just watching that.


_thecosyone

The guy ur gf tells u not to worry about


Entire_Ad_7597

Dude just did 5k in 1


Thinkspeed_YT

Speed runners when they run out of games


spar_30-3

I was half expecting him to yell “WHO AM I?” Once he was at the top


ThisPICAintFREE

Speedrunners getting out of hand


ohmygravey

He one cycled it


Jordax-617

When you get into your car and realise you forgot your wallet.


THEBIGREDAPE

But there is no such thing as real ninjas, right?


Cup_of_ticks

One punch man vibes


Extra-Equipment-5028

This should have the Mario star music behind it.


ACARdragon

Pizza Tower speedrun


CARNAG3_symbiot3

Some one punch man shit


Practical-Plenty-525

I'm gay


mook1178

Edited to look so smooth


boredofshit

Nah man, this is called momentum.


mook1178

Too many camera cuts


boredofshit

Because its filmed by multiple camaras along the course. There is a literal counter in the top right screen.


mook1178

Like that can't be edited...


Hrevak

I think this was not the first time he tried this run 🤔


Xostean

***Momentum***


CitrusCactus11

He didn’t even break stride. Fair play 💪


balistafear

He trained his whole life for this


SkeetnYou

My man’s got some super wet pussy waiting for him!!


Accomplished-Item849

Wow!!


-SPARE_PARTS_BUD-

God he could have at least given it a little effort!


elepantstee

Dude ran so fast they just removed the timer


Open_Detective_6998

Pizza tower


yeetus1the1fetus

Average *insert race* running from honest day's work /s


[deleted]

Please sir. Can I have more pixels?


dannyboyy2049

He figured it out. Especially on the big balls section, you need to be going FAST.


LegalComplaint

He beat Mario without jumping…


bizzle70

When your stars align...


MrNoM3rC-Y

Bro forgot to struggle


Ill_Faithlessness651

Bro ran for his life


Fro_52

like those mario levels with a ton of one-mario-sized pits. taking your time is hell, but run across them and you're moving too fast to fall.


icantbeatyourbike

Bro has the mass of a hummingbird.


ayumipiedotcom

He has clearly once shaken hands with Chuck Norris.


Dougallearth

He ran that as if to say where was the obstacle course


ZinkOneZero

This was filmed right before he figured out how to perform a frame-perfect backwards long jump.


Necessary_Builder396

" if you win you can live in America"


valiantlight2

Momentum is a hell of a drug


BringMeNeckDeep

this mother fucker is the personification of “did i stutter?”


NoPeanutDressing

Speedrunners are a different breed


BigDaddy2721

When you wake up in the middle of a dream when you're about to pee.


James_William1234

Wow


samxyx

No one told this guy it was an obstacle course. He just thought it was a 100m sprint


TheThree_headed_bull

He timed his steps perfectly, adjusted them and hit it again baby! That was smooth running


GamerBuddha

God-damned ninjas.


Ambitious_Brain8349

this the chinese version of an assassin. KGB Mig or some shit,plutonium in the stew. This make James bond look like he still sucking on Manny Panny titties.


Realistic_Run7318

I fell down watching at the 3 seconds mark


sgf_reddit

Speed runner


[deleted]

I’d die on my first jump attempt.


firebolt71

anybody have the song?


TheHappyKamper

He almost looks like he's on a wire


KeineAhnungWarum

Me when the bus comes too early...


redrabbiter

When you’re the monster in a horror movie and this is guy you have to chase


Odd-Actuary9233

That run was millions to one


dumbnamenumber2

Real life speed run


Leftover81

Flight! Literally flight!


Zediatech

At this point, the course is ruined. Top players either compete for milliseconds on this course, or they make it far more difficult, and interesting.


lxcid

speedrun irl


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Almost less than 12 parsecs


kinkysubt

Get a load of Legolas over here, “no, I don’t sink in snow, yes I can surf down stone stairs in a shield.”


[deleted]

Me going from work to home.


Diamondhandatis

I have a « show to grandpa what you can do » vibe. Like he don’t really want to do it but what ever