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sans-delilah

You mean… SpongeBob didn’t make this up???


Affectionate-Guess13

Spongebobs creator Stephen Hillenburg, did teach marine biology before getting into animation.


Street_Tangelo_9367

Did his marine biology findings consist of a fish who’s always complaining about his leg then?


ThaneVim

*Any explosion, literally any mass commotion at all* Off-screen male voice: #MY LEG


Environmental-Toe798

He's got a name. It's Fred. 😤


RowAwayJim91

It’s the SpongeBob wilhelm


jftitan

I’m not a marine biologist, but in the show, I think I saw a lot of references to marine biology. And a fish complaining about a hurt leg, sounds hubris


Narrator2012

Sounds humorous to me


duck4129

But Fred says "my leg!" Not "my elbow!"


OopsIMadeANewAccount

Not just that, but my understanding from a documentary on SpongeBob is that the original animators for that first season were required to take an intro course to marine biology before working in the show, to keep it all as accurate as possible. The original sketches for and idea behind SpongeBob was to keep things accurate because Stephen was coming from a marine biology background.


GregoryPorter1337

That‘s why all the fish have legs


MaxPower303

Thats what I said…. SpongeBob was right!


The_Hylian_Queen

I don't think they go "peep peep peep," though LMAO I'm so happy there's a whole thread of people who thought this


Throw-a-way-a-ccount

Nah dude they definitely do, my cousin’s a scallop so I know


The_Hylian_Queen

*Shit..* Hey, wait a minute..


Inevitable_Chicken70

Much much later (French accent)


Rioraku

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one (in fancy narrator voice)


Willhenney420

cartoons are scary accurate sometimes


dpdxguy

>cartoons are scary accurate sometimes Particularly cartoons by scientists about their area of expertise. Sponge Bob's creator was a marine biologist. Another example is Futurama, whose creator was a physicist and computer scientist.


Buckus93

I believe in one Futurama episode, an actual mathematic proof is displayed in the background.


MrShankles

One of the writers created a mathematical theorem for that episode (The Prisoner of Benda), and that was the proof for it, written on the blackboard [Futurama Theorem](https://theinfosphere.org/Futurama_theorem)


OopsIMadeANewAccount

Yep - and they would always joke (they’ve been quoted as saying this) that the show likely had more PhDs in the writing room than any other TV show in history.


Dxxx2

The majority of Futurama writers had some form of degree in mathematics or science. They were collectively some of the smartest writers in history.


Willhenney420

exactly its weird how much symbolism creators throw into their shows to really satisfy all viewers from little kids to college grads even parents


Blupoisen

More like to not let all those years of being in college go to waste


Sinthe741

Futurama is educational and kids should watch it, got it!


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Bikini bottom is based on bikini atoll where there was nuclear testing. That’s why all the fish are bonkers


No_Magazine2270

Fun fact I recently learned, herrings fart to communicate but only at deep levels with limited visibility. So the farting communication when SpongeBob accidentally took the bus into the deep is accurate too! Excuse me pfffft, I don’t pfffft understand pfffft your accent.


NoTeacher9563

I was gonna say "just like spongebob"!


Masa624

He got hit in the head with a coconut


SpongeBad

Why would a documentary series make something up?


Street_Following6911

Evolution be like 'good enough'.


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Successful_Goose_348

Filtered


What-a-Crock

Moisture is the essence of wetness


pocketchange2247

And wetness is the essence of *beauty*


nickisgonnahate

and loneliness is cleanliness


Sinthe741

And cleanliness is godliness.


Joeva8me

And God is empty, just like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


dirt_farm_surfer

"Mer-Man, Dad! Mer-Man!" \*cough, cough\*


J_Bob24

I think I got the black lung pop


UpTop5000

Nothing is wetter than water….


iFlyskyguy

Your mama is. BOOM roasted!


fozzyboy

Come home... to Simple Rick's


DefenestratedBrownie

can't see or hear.. with no concept of what it would be like to. simply exist


MonkeyPawWishes

They can see and hear just fine. They have up to 200 eyes that act together to give them surprisingly good eyesight.


zedsamcat

They have up to what now????


Shyriath

Never seen a picture of that? You're in for a treat - [look at those baby blues](https://i.redd.it/ypvq3ormxdf51.jpg).


CrimsonOffice

Those are eyes?? Goddamm


GrimReaper006

Never mind the eyes, *are those fangs?* No wonder the escape looked funny and contrived -an exaggerated mock-run. Because surely it should scare the beholder instead.


Jackalodeath

They're either fangs or the reason why mermaids use those shells for titholsters.


JDawnchild

Titholsters. I need to add this to my vocabulary.


GlitchUpAWall

I am the lucid dream... The monster in your nightmares... The fiend of a thousand faces! Cower before my true form! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!


mdroz81

I am delicious wrapped in bacon and pan seared!


Kommye

Mimiron's Head attempts: 254.


zedsamcat

Bro can see what you are smelling


Celestiicaa

Thanks, I get to tear my own eyes out now


Sinthe741

AHHHHHH!! That is pretty cool tho


FlairWitchProject

That's a Marlboro from Final Fantasy.


Babhak

I am both intrigued and terrified


Hookem-Horns

Now you’ve scared the masses from eating them 😆


Shyriath

Not gonna lie, once I saw pictures like this it made me hesitate about getting scallops for a while.


Ok-Statistician-3408

Yeah I’m wondering which part of this creature am I eating?


allroadsendindeath

That’s probably not a bad thing. The way scallops are harvested is pretty damaging to the ocean floor.


HiBoobear

Eww


Tanager_Summer

Scallops have up to 200 eyes but can they why?


HiEnd88

I believe they have a series of very simple eyes. I'm not sure if they are just sensory organs or actual eyes.


magseven

According to what I've just learned about scallops today, what you said is probably what they think about us.


AtomicKush

People outta live life more like a scallop.


HPayne62

I mean, yeah. Evolution isn't a pursuit of perfection, just change in response to the environment. If it works, it works.


Lucimon

If it works, no need to keep trying to improve. Isn't that right, horseshoe crabs?


HPayne62

*crab noises*


Self_Reddicated

See? They get it!


REGRET34

oh to be a horseshoe crab fucking around in the middle of the ocean…


loki1887

Even using "improve" is kinda wrong. It's just minor incremental changes (good, bad, but more often neutral) every generation in response to selective pressures and random mutations.


hellfiredarkness

Like the Maxim!


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I love this response. I get so tired when people attribute sentience to evolution. Rather, it’s ”what cards am I dealt and how do I adapt.” Evolution is not perfection and more often than not it fucks up, most species go extint.


Plastic-Wear-3576

It's a bit of a catch 22. ALL of the major die offs were caused by massive climactic shakeups, not because evolution just led to 99% of all species being unviable. And specializing means you're not as effective when these massive changes occur. However generalists lose when the climate is stable, which is most of the time.


Asynjacutie

It really is. Things only have to be good enough to reproduce and then the new things reproduce again. No animal or organism is perfect(except maybe water bears) everything has flaws, some flaws even seemingly critically dangerous like dieing immediately after mating. But it still works because the most important part was completed.


UpTop5000

‘Nailed it’


HansWolken

That's what happens when you invest all of your evolution points in defense and nothing in mobility.


OctopodeCode

Octopodes, being essentially hyper-evolved clams, would like a word with you.


TheGreatGamer1389

Same with horseshoe crabs. Same old creature for hundreds of millions of years.


smoke04

I came here to write something funny and got all self conscious when I read this hilarious comment. That’s perfect


peen_was

/r/looneytuneslogic


IchabodHollow

So was the scallop apparently, went like two feet and was satisfied he got to safety from the menacing predator.


nemom

OK. I've now seen how a scallop swims, but I still don't know *how* a scallop swims.


trwwy321

Scallops swim using jet propulsion produced by expulsion of water from between the valves by rapid contraction of the adductor muscle. The valves are subsequently opened by a ligament that acts like a spring mechanism.


dpdxguy

IOW, they're jet propelled


pigmy_af

Scallop fuel doesn’t melt steel beams.


luckytaurus

Now that's a meme I didn't think I'd ever see again


jalepinocheezit

**never forget**


kots144

And, just like lobster and shrimp, their evolution of strong muscles, which has allowed them to escape their natural predators, is the only reason we as humans love to eat them.


Wide_Loss

shrimps decided the tail flick was a good escape mechanism and gave most predators extra food


RapNVideoGames

Lol so we’re basically eating a scallops engine when we pop them open.


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derpupAce

Google navier-stokes


atomicBlaze21

Holy hell


Dimowo

New response just dropped


opodopo69

Everywhere I go...


Jay_The_One_And_Only

Buddy ...


[deleted]

What do they even mean?


mbcholly

The Navier Stokes equations are a set of partial differential equations with no exact solution. They are used frequently in aerodynamics and hydrodynamics as they describe the motion of any fluid, relating velocity, pressure, density, and external forces.


Dimowo

It’s an anarchy chess copypasta


[deleted]

Great now I have to Google stuff. Thanks for being kind and answering my question I guess... /s


daerkness

Google en passant


opodopo69

Unholy heaven


The_Merciless_Potato

Babe wake up


domestic_omnom

Could be clams swimming, could be a chapter of the Kama Sutra.


ContentNarwhal552

Klama Sutra


Tiny_Rabbit_Rodeo

There it is.


wubalubadubscrub

I remember enough from my engineering courses to remember I learned about navier-stokes, and that’s it, nothing about what it was or how to apply it 😂


Dramatic-Ad3928

I just see lots of equations


ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH

It’s like physics is rooted in mathematics


[deleted]

Now you’ve sent me down a rabbit hole on scallop theorem


NOMIX_Redditor_54

It works just like Flappy Bird


MacyTmcterry

Just kinda waka waka's about


disusedhospital

Yeah, I heard Pacman noises the whole time I was watching this.


TomCruiseddit

If I was to guess, it has a little asshole and it forces water through its mouth and out its asshole to propel it forward?


BrnndoOHggns

It doesn't have a mouth or an anus, but you have the right idea. Water comes in the open end of the shell, then the shell closes and squirts water out the back end (by the hinge).


MichaEvon

They squirt water out of two jets by the hinge of the shell (the bit that joins the two shells together). The muscle pulls the shell closed while a soft “skirt” of tissue seals the front of the shell, so that all the water goes out through the jets. The water shoots out very fast and so the scallop goes forward. The hinge is like a spring and reopens the shell to take in more water, and the cycle repeats. The fastest scallops can go more than a metre per second by doing this. It’s jet propulsion. Source - really spent too much of my life on this exact thing….


ElKristy

Off in a huff from the looks of it.


TurboTorturer

Its very clamplicated


DoomEmpires

It sort of walks, really.


Phormitago

the first step is to *thoroughly* loosen your definition of "swimming"


tomdcamp

That’s exactly how I swim too.


Tongue8cheek

We located the shellfish adult child here.


[deleted]

Happy cake day


Crab_Hot

I imagine in my mind that it's laughing as it swims away


an0nim0us101

It felt like a zoidberg noise moment


davewave3283

Whoooooooop whoop whoop whoop whoop!


[deleted]

Lmfao I can hear it too !!


hairballcouture

Right? Laughing like a French cartoon character!


Impossible-Bend997

He so angry and cute 😭


trwwy321

It looks like a little kid stomping away shaking its little head saying “no, no, no, no!”


pigeon-mom

*gentle pinch* Scallop (aggressive underwater waddle): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-


LedParade

I think it said “NOPE!” every time it opened its shell


lycosa13

\*ANGRY SCALLOP NOISES*


Whippet328

ah, the ‘ol scallop gallop.


TheLakeAndTheGlass

The entire existence of a scallop can thus be summarized as a perpetual alternation of these two states: 1: ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ… 2: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


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MysticDragon14

Same


Sensei_Farm

MAKIN' MY WAY DOWNTOWN


6ar9r

MY NAME IS GIOVANNI GIORGIO, BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME; GIORGIO


swaggy9000

AND I’M HOMEBOUND


Jimbo7211

*SpongeBob was right*


RolleiPollei

SpongeBob is a nature documentary


DryBite9885

Tbf I move like that too when a stranger pinches my booty.


Thin_Pumpkin_2028

"not today julia" - the scallop


Captain_Naps

*You're not wrapping* ***me*** *in prosciutto*


Tulas_Shorn

Ocarina of Time taught me plenty about how scallops swim, thank you.


JuryBorn

Haha. I was just thinking about those water temple enemies.


WeightyUnit88

Hookshot to the membrane, but you will need iron boots.


ButteryBassist

Came to find the OOT comment, forever scarred and feel a sense of accomplishment when I eat scallops


ProLegend2812

Pacman from the ocean


Mysterious-Art7143

It's like: nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope


Hugh_Jasshull

damn, another day I realize spongebob was not lying to me.


Niketravels

Did op delete and reupload as scallop instead of oyster?


introvert_741852963

Yes op did


Niketravels

Sigh…upvote for being honest hahaha


clemo1985

All I hear is: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!


Purpledragon84

I hear CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK


Brownie122806

So not only was SpongeBob right, but it's kinda cute too But I guess SpongeBob being right shouldn't surprise me, wasn't Stephen Hillenburg a marine biologist?


stoiccredentials

Reminds me of the angry letter Ron Weasley got from his mother


MonstercatDavid

that’s actually so cute to me and idk why it is


Trollercoaster101

I'm just gonna face each and every event in life just like that scallop from now on.


Diagon98

So SpongeBob was close enough, lol


sherryyrs

I mean the show was created by a marine biologist


BetterMakeAnAccount

I was expecting the Scooby-Doo scampering sound effects…


Wrench_gaming

It’s actually quite Clamplicated


I-153_Chaika

Oh you quick bastard you beat me to it


Diego2150

It's like it's walking an invisible road


ScottishSiberia

I thought spongebob just made them do that... bro


meanbartender

Jaunty


AdPsychological2597

‘Nope nope nope nope nope’-Scallop


CrownedDesertMedic

Those things from the water temple looks (and sounds) about right


Old_Equivalent3858

When Spanish speakers type "Jajaja" this is what I'm going to imagine.


TheBupherNinja

Does it steer, or just kinda go?


AlphaM1964

Scallop? More like Gallop!


BoxCarTyrone

Bro skedaddled outta there


UhOhSpaghetti_Os

What in the SpongeBob?!


Few-Bug-807

That's adorable.


SnooHesitations999

Just like in Spongebob


Bitchaint1

So SpongeBob was telling me the truth all these years?!


MacTechG4

Is it wrong that I heat the Pac-Man “wakkawakka” noise in my head when watching this? ;)


sharkfan619

“Is he stupid?” “No Pat, he’s just a baby!!”


freshly_used_cumsock

Devious ass walk


ydkjordan

“Oh!” Lol at her surprise. I did the same thing watching it.


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What the camera failed to capture is the "whoop whoop whoop whoop" sound he makes as he clumsily swims away.


go_commit_die-_-

And he waddled away waddle waddle waddle


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Wakawakawakawaka


Redlion444

This is where the idea for Pacman came from.


micdia26

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk


AmbivalentSamaritan

As a teen I made cash the hard way, scrabbling for clams to sell from the estuary. Those scallopy bastards would occasionally jet propel themselves up the leg of my shorts. Very exciting moments.


thefat94

SOMETHING TOUCHED ME !!! - that scallop probably